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khiaa:
Hmmmmmm! I'm on to you. He is you.

no no no nobody is me, this is just me, the me that has always be me, it hasn't changed..

But circumstances will always continue to exist, if I should come out now to say I love you, then trust me, I most be lying and also lying to you..

like I said before now, I have a friend who I wanted you both to connect together, but his not into Nairaland thing, and it seems maybe you don't want a mere complete stranger, basically I decided withing myself to keep to my friendship with you..

Then again the op needs help, I can't just help completely just alone, so I decided to call you out so we can talk about it and see how we can advise him, who kmows either of us may find you worthy more than gold but then again I made my first uplines open to you just because of op, I don't know him that much but I believe with the little conversation we had I have sensed a rare complete sincerity in him and am willing to in my little way of contribution stick with him in these little times his in shiit..

khiaa give me ur number or choose every means you will like me to get it, and am gonna call you..

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Guy quote me? Abi u turn NL jjc overnight?

shuu ,how far Na, wetin sup

BiggerbossAmani:
what bro

abeg how much like one storey building go cost for Benin republic and Togo presently

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Or u gimme to save for u.

Amani abeg I get something to ask you oo very important, I went make you help me check out something for Benin, abeg you go fit and also including Togo

khiaa:
I would love to hear her side of the story. What did you do? You know there are three sides to the story, your side, her side, and the truth.

khiaa please and please am begging you ,please please my kneels down, we need to talk, I called him and we both talked...

am seriously begging you this day let talk on whatsapp just consider for now even if I haven't reply to you what you wanna hear..

lefulefu:
Cos Baba God bless dem kenyan ladies with big ukwus. She knows as dem get big yansh so..wen dem twerk am on d guy's crotch..he will be seeing stars... Emm Randy91,greiboy,luminiouz and Martin0... Its like we will be entering Nairobi soon to look for some kenyan babes to marry. Biko how much is kenyan bride price?.. Anybody?.

yes oo, something most kill a man

*MARRIED� IN SCHOOL BUT SINGLE� AT HOME.*

_Please share with teens, youth and Group Chats that care to read and be Enlightened._

Welcome to campuses� where little girls�‍♀ are practising 'wifely� functions'!


Just visit the boys'� hostels and you would be disappointed to find out that it is now common for a girl� to live in with a course mate.


It is now common for her lover❤ to give her the popular compliment 'you look sexy my gal'� and she would gladly reply 'thank you honey' with a flirty voice and a romantic smile.�
Who is her lover?


A 300 level student whose CGPA is barely up to 1.78! And they are aiming for the next best couple� award� for the session by the departmental association. So, the girl need to live in with him to prepare along.


What nonsense! It seems that some girls suddenly loose their senses immediately they gain admission.


I've seen that some of them have no more sense of caution, *honour* and *dignity.*


They would change their wardrobes and acquire a new set of make ups�� just to look
~'campussy'~ and ~sexy~ enough for the guys.

In months, they would start sleeping around with *little boys*. I mean boys who collect pocket
money from their uncles!


Dirty boys who most of the time are infected with *_sexually transmitted diseases._* Hey! I want you to know
that you were sent to school to obtain a degree� not a disease�.


The campus is called a school;

school not sex! You are on campus to receive *education* not *ejaculation*.

You are here to master the use of a pen✍ not the pleasures of a penis�.


Wake up girl! Do some thinking. Your future is greater than the 'best couple award'.


You cook for a boy you are more intelligent than.
You give your virginity to a boy who will definitely leave you after graduation�.
.
You play wife to a boy who cannot even care for himself.
Oh, you have given too much. Enough! Open your eyes�!


Can't you see you're being foolish?


You are passing through the fears of unwanted pregnancies yet you are opening your legs� to a coward who cannot stand before your father�.


_And when you eventually gets pregnant, he would brutally advise you to abort it and you would timidly agree; then face the consequences later. What a shame!_


*You may master the use of condoms but you can't master the punishment of your conscience.*


Don't you know you are bringing shame to your family�‍�‍�‍�?


Don't you know that you are cursing your mother� by accepting to sleep with a boy *(not even a man)* without her consent?


I cautioned a girl against sleeping around and she replied *"Ali, I don't sleep around; its only one boyfriend I have and am faithful to him".* What impunity! That's classified *harlotry*. And don't you know that sleeping with a man without your father's blessings is bringing a curse to your future?


What happened to your cultural values?


Somewhere in your heart you know he would use you and dump you; so why are you setting up yourself for a heartbreak?


I want to remind you that you are a lady and one day you may get married. And your husband would know that you are such a dirty bitch who sleeps with anything on trousers.


*The greatest gift a lady would give to her husband on the wedding night is her virginity less lost it out of (rape) not the certificate of best couple of the year on campus!*


The other gifts for the rest of her life are her care and character not her curves and complexion!


Real men know this; so, get it
screwed in!


Those treacherous boys would call you 'sexy'� and you would answer? Oh, sorry!

They touch your breast and you would smile�?

They would ask you out and you would oblige?
Oh, you are indeed a mistake.


Am not saying that you should be rude or never live a 'social life' but I want you to think deeper than you are currently doing.


I want to turn your attention back to your books.
You are not in school for breast exhibition. So, pay less attention to those boobs� and give more attention to your books!� You are not in school for cat walking show. You are rather here to show us the dignity of womanhood. You are here to prove to us that you are costly.

So, why make yourself so cheap?


�I am writing this with both love❤ and pain� in my heart and that's why am sounding stern�.


*_I know about two girls now that have been living with their boyfriend since year one and as it is now they can't even even count how many abortions they had for that same boy at sch bae it's now like a normal thing to them, the last one she did almost took her life and that made her bleed for 4months, imagine how you do feel with ordinary 4 days of menstruation left alone living with it for months.._*


As a matter of fact one of them have damaged her fallopian tube due to excessive use of contraceptives she has taken to prevent pregnancy.


I want you to look beyond now and think of what advise you would give your own daughter when you become a mother. I hope I have not offended you... If I have, please repent.


*To the decent girls� I have seen on campus: do not be swayed by these evil. Be consistent and keep celebrating your purity�. I am always proud of you. And God is more proud of you�.

_Please share this message with all our youths and our teens._
_Thanks. Pls share...

#exclusively bae #

You met him on Saturday, slept with him on Sunday and on Monday he stopped picking your calls. You start calling him a USER, well maybe he's not a USER, maybe you're the DISPOSABLE. Of course there's no set time to make love to a
new guy as long as you're emotionally ready.
Love making
doesn't guarantee anything in a relationship. Sleeping with a
guy the first day can't make him wait and waiting until wedding night can't make him stay, you can never keep a person who is not ready to be kept, but if you're very easy to get, you will be easier to forget. Don't blame the mirror without washing your face. If you appear like garbage people will treat you like trash. Stop opening your legs before opening your heart. Always remember that in a relationship a horrible past can affect a spotless future.

#exclusively bae #

1. Kissing your man is not a problem. The problem is how u do it. Stop making Sounds like a car Crash.

2. Screaming during Sex is romantic and its not a problem. The problem is Shouting words like; "JESUS: OOH MY GOD: HOLY MARY". U're having Sex, Not a Church Service. And besides i
don't know if u're reminding God to Punish you Later.

3. Wearing short skimpy skirts is not a problem, infact its very Sexy. The problem is wearing your Mini and looking all nice but when you see Guyz u try to Pull it down now forcing it to be long. Don't u see that u're deceiving yourself.

4. Loving your man is not a problem. The problem is Changing ur Surname on Social Media and put his surname when he hasn't even Introduced you to his mother. Just Chill, i would hate to read your Post Later saying, "MEN ARE WICKED AND CHEATS"

5. Saying all Men are the Same is not my problem but Who asked u to try them ALL?

6. Bleaching ur skin till u shine brighter than your future is not a problem, but the problem is having White Face, Yellow hands, Chocolate Lips and Black Legs. Are u a Zebra?

7. Reading this post ain't a problem, in fact it's welcomed, but the problem is reading without sharing..

#exclusively bae #

khiaa:
Tell me here and now.

.we both are just too smart for each other, but all I know is there is an interesting story behind the scene

khiaa:
I'm listening right now.

go to the room I prepared for you

khiaa:
What about your friend, are you ready to admit that it was you all along?

in heart we can choose to admit if you a ready to listen

Twoclans:
Khiaa the question is martin0 open to learing new things.

The guy needs sexual healing

see you, isi aki, com oo and join me on whatsapp you refuse and how on earth can I learn from you when you can't teach your friend things in private

khiaa:
There's nothing wrong with Martin0, he's just inexperienced. The right woman can turn that housecat into a wildcat.

accept my request on this day, I decided a best place for us to have a well built friendship

please join me on whastsapp

QueenSuccubus:


Ofcurz i wish u well sha..ur a sharp shooter ooo Imagine u have 3 baby mamaz U must be practicing alot these days..

umm na wa oo, ur mouth eh

QueenSuccubus:


Chaaaii...then how u gonna build ur dream house u showed me for ur 3baby mamaz?

Isn't that one is on the way now?

Martin0 soon will be having twins...

hahahah hahahahaha 3baby mama's so you don't even wish me well abi

biacan:
Here

is there anything wrong in it

QueenSuccubus:



Wow! That's a good biznezz deal & imagine that was 10yrs ago...by now, that 20million naira will be double up..

Martin0 will u sell ur kidney too?

Go to Malaysia ooo, i will meet u there...

OK oo, as for me, am not selling

biacan:
Like orluma

your whatsapp number biacan

Twoclans:
Nwoke oma 1 ,dont mind me i usually have partial halucinations.

eheh OK oo

biacan:
Yes

OK

BiggerbossAmani:
funny you Oya just prayer I will be around

I don tell you my own finish oo

lefulefu:
biacan no wan hear oo. Well i just hope amani's food aroma Turn her head very soon.

yes oo we all hope so

biacan:
Nah everywhere you dey go

u wan follow me

Twoclans:
The wife should just bite his scrotrum then tell him sweetie it was an error.That way he will also not like to receive.

DJ khalid is a selfish lover like martin0

how do you know ayam selling fish

Bia BiggerbossAmani my next visit to Togo is ur place, oya expect me December I serious oo

Sugar97:

yeah yeah

lefulefu:
biacan right now

my guy my guy

lefulefu:
biacan its about time u forget about Martin0 oo. I know say Martin na my friend but amani na 100 yards husband material. Apart from being romantic he can cook. Just look at dis sumptuous Sunday rice he just cooked.even oyindidi,kimbra and Lalas247 are salivating.

yeah it about time

If These 9 Things Haven’t Happened A Month Into Your Relationship, It’s Going Nowhere!

A month may not seem like a long time to be in a relationship with someone but it’s a significant marker for the future of your relationship. By the time you’re four weeks in, these things should be happening if the two of you stand a chance long-term.

YOU’VE SPENT TIME WITH HIM IN THE DAYLIGHT HOURS.

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Laugh all you want, but nowadays, so many “relationships” stem from hookups. Sometimes it’s only ever going to be about sex, but if the guy is willing to spend time with you during the day—or better yet, he suggests it himself—that’s a really good sign he’s interested in more than just someone to text and get laid by when he’s done bro-ing out with his dudes at the bar.


HE RESPONDS TO TEXTS WITHIN A DECENT TIME FRAME.
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OK, this might seem a little silly but we live in a world where we’re all pretty addicted to our phones. We rely on them for most of our communication to the point that an emoji can make or break a relationship. At the beginning, texting is something you’ll be doing a lot of, so pay attention to how he replies and how much time it takes him to do it. If it’s careless and sporadic, he may not be interested and you may need to limit your investment.

. HE’S EAGER TO MAKE PLANS AND HE ACTUALLY KEEPS THEM.

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When you’re not into a guy, you can flake out on him without feeling all that bad about it. When you really like someone, that thought doesn’t even enter your mind. If a guy’s showing you that kind of attention, it really speaks volumes to his interest in you. You want a dude who’s excited to see you and doesn’t expect you to take the reins 24/7. He should be an active participant in your relationship.


. YOU’RE NO LONGER AFRAID OF OPENING UP AND BEING YOURSELF.
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One of the biggest wrenches you can throw into a relationship to sabotage it is letting your past experiences determine how you act in your present one. If you don’t feel the need to do that a few weeks in, that’s huge. You want to be around someone you can be your uncensored self with and not worry that one stupid move you made three years ago is going to send him running for the hills.


. YOU’VE MET THE FRIENDS AND EVEN SOME FAMILY AND VICE VERSA.
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If you’re truly interested in someone, you get excited to introduce them to your world, right? If the relationship is going to grow, it’s probably better to get this out of the way sooner rather than later. You trust your friends’ judgment, so seeing what they think of your guy and how they interact together is important. Same goes for your family—he needs to know the crazy crew you come from. The same works in reverse, too.


YOU’VE HAD A FIGHT AND IT WAS ACTUALLY HANDLED WELL.


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I’m not saying that if you haven’t had at least one spat within a month’s time, it won’t work out, but chances are some form of disagreement is going to happen. This is a good opportunity to find out how you handle things as a couple when it comes to not seeing eye to eye. If you can make it through a fight without totally losing your head, that’s something to applaud and definitely worth pursuing.


HE’S SHARED ONE OR MORE OF HIS FAVORITE THINGS WITH YOU.

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Not only do people get excited to introduce their partners to the important people in their lives, but they also get excited to show off their interests. If he hasn’t wanted you to watch his favorite show or hear his favorite band, he probably won’t be seeing you long-term. It might sound harsh, but a month is more than enough time to start bringing out the passions and the guilty pleasures.


HE GENUINELY RESPECTS YOU.

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There’s going to come a time when it becomes evident whether or not the guy you’re dating truly respects you. It could be subtle, like the way he addresses you in public or when he puts your needs before his in even a small way. This might be difficult to spot sometimes but it’s essential to know how you’ll be treated moving forward. If you’re not going to be respected, what’s the point? Get out before you get hurt.


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YOUR INTIMACY LEVELS MATCH.
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Whether you choose to go all the way in the first four weeks or not is up to you, but if you’re not ready and he’s putting on the pressure, that says a lot. Both of you need to be on the same page with the way you think about and approach love making. If you can talk about it openly then you’ve got a good chance at having that kind of great communication in the future.

#happybirthday khiaa #

#exclusively bae #