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Celebrities / Feels Good To Be African – Tiwa Savage by Martins98(m): 2:35pm On Jun 27, 2018
Nigeria Entertainment singer Tiwa Savage has shared a stunning new image of herself on her IG celebrating her African beauty.

The mom of one, rocking a black outfit, revealed that the picture was taken before she fixed her braces.

Feels good to be African ��
#BeforeMybraces

We await after the braces photo.



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Nairaland / General / Re: Checkout This Viral Photo Of A Little Girl Breastfeeding Her Baby (photo) by Martins98(m): 2:27pm On Jun 27, 2018
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Romance / Re: Wedding Photos Of Lesbian Couple In US Go Viral by Martins98(m): 2:49pm On Apr 27, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: CeeC: “I Am Shocked By What People Are Saying About Me” by Martins98(m): 2:42pm On Apr 27, 2018
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Romance / Allison Bisongs Hyacintho: My Experience With A Pastor & Wife On Their Honeymoon by Martins98(m): 1:06pm On Mar 28, 2018



A Nigerian life coach by the name Alisson Bisong has taken to social media to share his experience with a Christian couple on their honeymoon.

Read his post below;

I Don’t feel too comfortable sharing this, but my big mouth will just not let me. Ummm, this is to teach somebody out there that believers ‘re not boring people, neither are we missing anything by doing things the Jesus way.

Some time ago a pastor friend of mine got married and it was awesome for me, a very special guy. Him and his bae dated for nearly 4years without sex, no kissing, no touching, no laying of hands in dangerous places, no please-let-me-touch-it-small, I mean nothing sexual, they were both believing God through faith that they are sexually compatible, relevant on the marriage bed.

Okay so one morning like that I took breakfast to them as usual, as I got up to their hotel room, just when I was about to knock on the door I started to hear a hard voice coming from inside the room.

The voice was sounding like “mme kpa, mme kpa, mme kpa”.

It was a woman’s voice screaming in Efik language, and in English it means “i have die, I have die, I have die.”

Arrrhh ahhh! I Was like “which one is I have die? Die where? No no no bro cannot beat his wife, he is too meek to even hurt a fly, nope, i know him too well”.

Slowly the voice began to rise, increasing in tempo, in curiosity I plastered by ears to the hotel door to be sure of what i was hearing;
“I have die, I have die, mme mpka” was the sound playing behind the door like a confuse music Dj on the early morning grove.

Quickly i rushed to the door on a rescue mission and knocked very hard, what kind of i have die is that one after a wedding, I thought it was a heart attack or something, until hmmmm, when bro finally unlocked the door it was like someone opened a bakery, the heat that embraced me nearly tore my shirt

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grin, it was crazy up in that hotel room. As I got in and observed the state of aunty, I immediately remembered where the scripture said “who God has joined together, let no man separate.” – with the stern look aunty gave me it was obvious she really wanted to die the die that she was screaming.

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Look guys, there is so much joy in waiting to do it right, so much peace, the best time to have sex is with God’s divine seal of approval, inside that covenant there is no such thing as guilt, fear or judgment. There is no asking for forgiveness over any sin of touch or sin of sight, all you will just be saying is mme kpa! mme kpa!! Kill me!! I have die!!!











� And God will just be laughing at the two two both of you like

















� die well, uncle kill herrrrrrrrrr!! we have enough space in heaven,.









And see ehhn my dear virtuous and waiting aunties, if you know the kind of plans our faithful brothers have for you, hehehehe, you will know that you have entered it, our spirit is sooo willing to wait until the right time and our flesh has started planning ahead, all this abstinence and virtue we are displaying is just fasting, by the time we share the grace at the marriage altar and break our fast, you will know the difference between six and half a dozen.







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And dear uncles who are faithfully waiting with a fast, you see all this touching, kissing and hmmmm that is hungrying you to do now? Don’t worry it is you that will tire, don’t let this long long scalfs our sisters are wearing fool you, acrobatic warfare is waiting for You somewhere, by the time aunty is saying mme kpa mme kpa and has refused to kpa for almost 5 hours, You will know the difference between It is well and it is finished.







�. Sir just relax yourself and follow God’s lead, alright.’

During their honeymoon I volunteered to be their errand boy for the period of their honey, since they honeyed themselves in a fancy hotel close to where i live

�. I took dinner to them most nights and sometimes breakfast too in the morning, hotel food wasn’t so nice, worse is, it was crazy expensive
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Romance / Checkout Unclad/nude Photos From Tonto Dikeh's Plastic Surgery by Martins98(m): 2:13pm On Dec 20, 2017
Celebrities / See What These Young Graduates Shared On Facebook by Martins98(m): 9:53am On Dec 16, 2017
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A graduating students of the Osun State College of Technology, Esa Oke, shared photos with his classmates as they celebrated their graduation.
He also shared some kissing one of the girls and grabbing her boob.In another photo shows him posing with her while another guy grabs her boob.

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Celebrities / Seyi Law And Wife, Ebere Stacey Aletile Step Out In Style For Date Night by Martins98(m): 9:41am On Dec 16, 2017
Celebrities / Re: Donajazzy Reacts To Tiwa Savage's Statement On Getting Pregnant Again by Martins98(m): 10:54am On Nov 15, 2017
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Guy wetin i never even publish my post you don book space already

This are the reasons Shakeu will not rest

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Celebrities / Re: Donajazzy Reacts To Tiwa Savage's Statement On Getting Pregnant Again by Martins98(m): 10:52am On Nov 15, 2017
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Celebrities / Donajazzy Reacts To Tiwa Savage's Statement On Getting Pregnant Again by Martins98(m): 10:52am On Nov 15, 2017
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Mavin boss,Donjazzy is not here for Tiwa Savage becoming pregnant again.She took to Instagram yesterday to reveal even if she gets pregnant again, there is no slowing her down.
Donjazzy was quick to comment about it on her page..See the hilarious reaction below

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Romance / Couple Share After Se*x Photo In Bed by Martins98(m): 9:01am On Nov 14, 2017
Fashion / Lady Wears Dress Made With Plastic Cups (Photo) by Martins98(m): 4:29pm On Nov 13, 2017
This stunning lady was spotted at the recently concluded Lagos Fashion Week in a dress made of plastic cups.Creative right?

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Fashion / The Outfit A Lady Asked For And What Her Tailor Made For Her (Photos) by Martins98(m): 9:16am On Sep 27, 2017


All this "Madam I sabi do am" tailors. Twitter user @pejupoppins shared the end product of the design she asked her tailor to sew for her. Lol!



More @ http://trendzbase..com/2017/09/See-What-This-Lady-Asked-For-And-See-What-Her-Tailor-Made-For-Her..html

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Romance / Games Of Thrones Actress Emilia Clarke's Sexiest Nude Photos by Martins98(m): 8:22pm On Sep 18, 2017
Politics / Throwback Photo Of Nnamdi Kanu, Kissing His Wife On The Streets Of London by Martins98(m): 4:02pm On Sep 17, 2017

kys.......

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Celebrities / Between Speeddarlington And Tonto Dikeh by Martins98(m): 9:37am On Sep 17, 2017
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It's no news that Instagram sensation,Speeddarlington has always declared his love for actress,Tonto Dikeh.Now,he is taking it a step further,declaring he is going to hire her to be the lead model in his music video.
How sweet!

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Celebrities / Photo Of Juliet Ibrahim And Iceberg Slim, Her Boyfriend by Martins98(m): 4:45am On Sep 14, 2017
Ghanaian actress Juliet Ibrahim and her rapper beau Iceberg slim are still going strong .Cute couple!

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Politics / Nnamdi Kanu Decorated As The 'greatest Warrior' Of Biafra Land [photos] by Martins98(m): 6:44am On Sep 11, 2017
Nnamdi Kanu, leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra has been confered with a chieftaincy title.
He was decorated As The Greatest Biafran Warrior In Biafra Land with The Title Of "OTU ONYE NAKPU OGWE 1 OF BIAFRA LAND" by Odumeze Of Ohafia, His Elders And Kinsmen.
See more photos below...








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Celebrities / Adaeze Yobo Shares Breastfeeding Photos by Martins98(m): 6:29am On Sep 11, 2017

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Celebrities / Rita Dominic And Toyin Aimakhu Looking Like Sisters In New Lovely Photos by Martins98(m): 6:19am On Sep 11, 2017
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Don't Rita Dominic and Toyin Aimakhu look alike in this photo?Maybe my drowsy eyes are playing tricks on me.The actresses looked good as they posed together at an event.See Toyin's full look below


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Celebrities / Shade To His Ex Wife? Daddy Freeze Reveals Why He's Stuck To His New Lady by Martins98(m): 4:28am On Sep 11, 2017
It's no news that media personality, Daddy Freeze and his ex-wife Opeyemi Olarindehad a messy split before he moved on to the new lady in his life who has a son for him.

In this new post,Freeze who claims his ex was violent and inflicted injuries on him,appeared to throw shade at her,while praising his new woman,Benedicta Elechi.

He wrote
If you are replaceable, you are erasable!-
That's why I'm stuck to @tastebudzng like glue! I never see her type before, in fact I'm blessed!
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Ladies, if you are one stale pot of bitterleaf soup, who will hold on to you?
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Gentlemen run Who wants to come and die young?-
Proverbs 25:[24]Better to live on a corner of the roof
than share a house with a quarrelsome wife.
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Proverbs 27:[15]
A constant dripping on a day of steady rain And a contentious woman are alike;
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When you go it's good riddance #Bye #BitterLeaf #SeeYouLaterAlligator[img]https://1.bp..com/-9GRJbmaZLyE/WbX5ikr8XcI/AAAAAAAD2cs/WMR_YXeeqnMS0ziWQe6UIH7xf_BUggdbgCLcBGAs/s1600/Untitled.jpg[/img]

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Celebrities / Junior Pope Odonwodo, His Wife And Children Rock Matching Outfits by Martins98(m): 2:40pm On Sep 10, 2017

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Celebrities / Charly Boy Calls Out 2face For Not Joining Resume Or Resign Protest by Martins98(m): 9:10am On Aug 17, 2017
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Charly Boy has called out 2 Face Idibia of refusing to join the #ResumeorResignprotest which he has now called off .If you recall ,2Face also cancelled his planned protestin February.
In a video posted on Instagram last night, the Area Fada said

“My guy 2face, I am not happy with you. Since I couldn’t reach you directly, I decided to reach you through this medium.

Do you remember when you called on Nigerian youths to come out and protest? We obeyed because we thought you had a good intention to stand up to the injustices against the youths and masses of this country.But, as you retreated into a hole since then, I am very pained. If a beckon of hope like you can be lily-livered when people need you more, what is your problem?
“2face are you happy with the way Nigeria is headed? Are you saying you have not heard about the resume or resign protest, why are you not involved?”


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Celebrities / Tiwa Savage Shows Off New Look by Martins98(m): 8:53am On Aug 17, 2017
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Tiwa Savage looked stylish in long braids as she jetted out yesterday.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Will You Accept This Nanny Job For £100K (n46m) A Year? by Martins98(m): 8:36am On Aug 17, 2017
An unnamed woman has advertised for a nanny to look after her four childrenand is offering perks of the job including driving the family's sports cars, travelling at least three times a week, joining them on holiday and meals cooked by a Michelin star chef.
The successful candidate will have their own living quarters at each of the international residencies with a private bathroom, kitchen area and living room.
But the job comes with an exacting list of requirements with the advertiser, admitting:'I feel it is best to be upfront – the role is demanding.'

The nanny gets to work from 7am to 8 pm daily.The children are home schooled so will always be home.You must also have 15 years working experience ,receive training in self defense and must not have kids.

The advert posted on childcare.co.uk is receiving mixed reactions as some claim it it virtually slavery.
Requirements
Degree in child psychology
No children of your own
Minimum 15 years' experience
Available six days a week
Available 7am to 8pm
Trained in self defence

Two-week, live-in paid trial period
Sign non-disclosure agreement
Happy to travel regularly
Participate in school lessons
Eat every meal with children
Willing to run errands

Taking children to appointments
Clean UK driving licence
No binge drinking or drug taking
Help further knowledge outside class
Perks of the job
£100,000 salary
International travel
Meals cooked by Michelin star chef
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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Shows Off Dollars,interior Of His ''n12m Home' And Man Who Gave Him N1m by Martins98(m): 7:48am On Aug 17, 2017
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Shows Off Dollars,interior Of His ''n12m Home' And Man Who Gave Him N1m by Martins98(m): 7:42am On Aug 17, 2017
Celebrities / Bobrisky Shows Off Dollars,interior Of His ''n12m Home' And Man Who Gave Him N1m by Martins98(m): 7:40am On Aug 17, 2017
Celebrities / Annie Idibia And Her Girls Repping Braid Gang by Martins98(m): 2:47am On Aug 17, 2017
Actress, Annie Idibiashared this lovely mirror selfie with her daughters today.They look cute in their braids.



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