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Crime / A Fresh Graduate Awaiting Nysc Burnt To Death In Benue( Graphic Photos) by martphreak(m): 12:24pm On Oct 26, 2017
He recently Graduated from the Federal university of Agriculture Makurdi while awaiting service decided to travel to his village in Kwande Local Government of Benue state.
It was alleged he stole some items n money less than 15000 naira and was burnt without Mercy.

He was the formal president of the association of Agric econs n ext students..
R.I.P Nom Bagu Moses.

Now the question is for how long shall this Evil act of burning human alive continue? shouldn't the Legislative arm of the Government bass a bill concerning this to stop this continuous evil?


CC/ lala n co do the needful

Romance / Re: Is This Nigerian Girl Seeking For Attention Or She Confused About Her Sexuality by martphreak(m): 10:53pm On Oct 25, 2017
Benita27:
She's living in self-denial. You're a lesbian, dear!. grin

Another lesbian spotted

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Family / Re: Triplet Boys Meet Twin Sisters (Photos) by martphreak(m): 11:26pm On Oct 17, 2017
You guys r simply blind jor.this is simply Photoshop
.... 3 cute guys n awesome ladies.. ahjustdontbeliev it..too cute to be true

oh lawd gimme quadruplets
Celebrities / Re: Tagbo’s Death: Police Investigating Davido As His Response Is Suspicious - CP by martphreak(m): 5:55pm On Oct 15, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

My only advice to Davido at a trying time like this is
To forget his bible and listen to Tuface's song "Implication"
Better still let me help him with it's lyrics.

"As I kolobi your sister As I jasi Deborah As I disobey my mother I come dey get plenty wahala As I follow the brother as he commit the disaster Just because say I dey there I follow enter the yawa

Olele, olele Ole jelapooloo lele! Ole wua olewua, ole jelu bu lewua
Implication, Hahahaha Implication....

olele olele ole jelobunu lele olegwa olegwa olejobunu legwa implication. . he he that's the proper idoma bro
Health / Re: Remembering Nurse Justina Ejelonu Who Died During The Ebola Outbreak (Photos) by martphreak(m): 9:48pm On Aug 20, 2017
now I want to cry

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Forum Games / Re: If You Were Paid For The Things You Have Done (photo) by martphreak(m): 5:43pm On Jun 24, 2017
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Crime / Re: A Robber Was Caught Stealing In A Church In Warri & He Was Prayed For (Pics) by martphreak(m): 1:58pm On Jun 20, 2017
Our God is a merciful God unlike the other religion

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Celebrities / Re: This Guy Was Arrested With Dammy Krane For Fraud In Miami (Photos) by martphreak(m): 10:34pm On Jun 02, 2017
Nigerians n crime are bonded in matrimony

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Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by martphreak(m): 2:19pm On Jun 02, 2017
Couples in the house make some noise

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Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Lay Claim To Ownership Of Benue Valley, Vow To Mobilise Herdsmen by martphreak(m): 6:11pm On Jun 01, 2017
pezest:

If he is truly Benue, he should easily relate with every single word u see up there



Are u all this dumb? you speak tiv and expect every Benue man to understand? is't the only tribe in Benue?
common sense is indeed not common
Business / Re: Nigerian Lawyer Sues Access Bank For Failed ATM Transaction, Demands N100m by martphreak(m): 5:38pm On Jun 01, 2017
Yucks

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: WAEC Issues Disclaimer On Purported Job Advert by martphreak(m): 9:06am On Jun 01, 2017
jtjohn:
Happy New Month to u all........Still wondering what's the reward for FTC.




Your reward is in Valhalla....
grin
Politics / Re: Revenue Consultants Barricade Entrance To Government House In Makurdi (pics) by martphreak(m): 7:55am On Jun 01, 2017
fergie001:

Yawns
Get sense this new month,please





I wish u a very happy new month and pray God grants u that which u so desire and above all bless u with brain.... only a hater won't say amen to this prayer o
Politics / Re: Revenue Consultants Barricade Entrance To Government House In Makurdi (pics) by martphreak(m): 11:23pm On May 31, 2017
fergie001:

So the bashing will not make me go out to make out something 2mao abi?
Common sense is indeed not common.



Your problem is simply foolishness but it pains me u are so ignorant of it.... How can a young man not use the brain God has given u..
you better offer up yourself as a burnt offering to IPOP Jewish men

Politics / Re: Revenue Consultants Barricade Entrance To Government House In Makurdi (pics) by martphreak(m): 8:51pm On May 31, 2017
fergie001:
U mentioned a name,I didn't . Who is now the ORANGUTANG? 1 in the morning,1 at nyt.....first aid treatment for madness

You afraid to call names cos u know the bashing you will receive ...
Politics / Re: Revenue Consultants Barricade Entrance To Government House In Makurdi (pics) by martphreak(m): 7:52pm On May 31, 2017
fergie001:
There is one baboon from this state who will not comment but become very interested in issues that don't concern him.






Omenkalives....my brother from another moda. but him no resemble baboon compared to u na!
someone even mistook u for an ape the other day...

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Arrested For Drug Possession And Overstaying In India by martphreak(m): 6:21pm On May 31, 2017
I discovered all this nairaland moderators are fuelling this tribal war here... The foolish op had to highlight the name and our asshole moderators quickly shifted it to FP....


I strongly feel seun n co are enjoying the war from afar

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Politics / Re: Youth Empowerment: Ortom Gives N5,000 Each To 20,000 Youths To Startup Business by martphreak(m): 9:20am On May 31, 2017
Trut:
OP you're wrong, N100,000,000 devide by 2000 = N50,000 (fifty thousand Naira).


simple maths u will not know...100 mill divided by 20k persons is 5k. u divided it by 2000 people
Phones / Re: 6 Reasons Not To Use Your Phone In Bed At Night by martphreak(m): 2:59pm On May 30, 2017
ChristJesus:
Thanks for educating them


Night was created for sleeping and not for activities.

My dad who is powerful than you all had to take a day off (sleeping) after staying up seven day with the work of creation.

The blue glaring light from your smartphone screen will disrupt your sleep.

If you must necessary use your phone at night, then use the inverse color setting on your mobile or download blue light filtering app.

sleeplessnes will age your body quickly, reduce your cognition, increase your susceptibility to different diseases and infection, makes your skin look bad....

yeild to the warning now. I dont want you blind or mentally deranged when you come to me.

I am comming soon and my....
Who told u God slept? sabi sabi
Romance / Re: My Uncle Wants To Sponsor Anybody With School Fees Struggle, Send Proof by martphreak(m): 2:47pm On May 27, 2017
Eglobalma:
Nigerians oo, to think i was even 100 percent genuine. No wonder u people are poor oh, u all live in fear and miss out on favours. Wow, this breaks my heart..nigga is from the us and a deacon and wanted to give at least one person assistance before he goes back. Me wey no get friend for uni again cuz i don dey old. I decided to bring it here cuz yall support me when im down with ur comments but the evil few amongst u have ruined it for the good ones. I will die before i continue with this
Oga goan die..I was thinking this shiiiiiiiit was real until u killed it with this final straw... no b u the give out the money yet na u vex pass... can u imagine? what r u feeling like? go n die with the help even if its tru





You are simply pathetic
Health / Re: Four Children From The Same Parents Are Born Blind In Edo (Photos) by martphreak(m): 5:04pm On May 26, 2017
see real age and see their sizes... 9, 16, 18 n 22 yet Footballers as old as Methuselah will come and be claiming 16..even our yeyecious celebrities too..imagine Efe 22...I guess That lady is older than Efe with months.. yeye the smell





Anyway e no concern me

Religion / Re: Nana Poku 'Heals' Woman With A Kiss In South Africa (Video) by martphreak(m): 7:27am On May 25, 2017
I know if I shout end time pastors some wailers won't let me be...
but that's just it...

Endtime Pastors everywhere like MTN

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Romance / Re: How Expectations And Standards Affect Your Relationship by martphreak(m): 12:13am On May 18, 2017
ok
Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala Wows In Bikini At The Beach (Photos) by martphreak(m): 9:29pm On May 16, 2017
chai
Events / Re: Birthday Photos Of A Man, His Mother & Twin, Who All Share Same Birthday Date by martphreak(m): 3:08pm On May 16, 2017
"why are they two of u""

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Romance / Re: 10 Lovely And Romantic Quotes To Win Her Heart by martphreak(m): 1:04pm On May 15, 2017
ok
Education / Re: Strange Looking Animal Found Dead In Ekpmoma University Female Hostel (photos) by martphreak(m): 7:34pm On May 10, 2017
Oluwasaeon:

Galagos are also bushbabies
I am preety sure u need to pray for simple understanding... we are still saying the same thing bro... but for the sake of your shallow understanding I will do justice by explaining to you further..
All galagos or bushbabies have long ears but the creature in that pix has a short ear meaning its not a bushbaby but an Edo girl..
Education / Re: Strange Looking Animal Found Dead In Ekpmoma University Female Hostel (photos) by martphreak(m): 9:47am On May 10, 2017
That is never a bush baby...all Galagos have long ears.
That is an Edo girl...


simple

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Education / Re: Tanzanian Conjoined Twins Want To Become Teachers (Photos) by martphreak(m): 10:22pm On May 06, 2017
thorpido:
You go gree marry them?Many of them remain virgins.It's awkward getting into sexual acts with them.
Really awkward my broda..I won't even think it self
Education / Re: Tanzanian Conjoined Twins Want To Become Teachers (Photos) by martphreak(m): 5:02pm On May 06, 2017
Me am just wondering how the two of them will accept to marry a single guy...He must be accepted by them both..
still wondering how the both of them will be moarnin with pleasures when the husband is kpanshin them
Romance / Re: Open At Your Own Risk: THE SUPERNATURAL by martphreak(m): 10:22pm On May 03, 2017
AggressiveFucker:


ifa says u love writing romantic love-letters
he says u are very cunny and smart and u are currently dating 3 girls and they dont know


dont be shy, tell dem how correct ifa is
dating 3 girls? am I that cunny? so ask if which among them am in love with and what's her tribe and her age then I will believe your ifa
Romance / Re: Open At Your Own Risk: THE SUPERNATURAL by martphreak(m): 10:38pm On May 02, 2017
oya fail for my head.. what about me?

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