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Jesus is the only solution now WO... Even doctors can't help themselves outa depression.... May The fire of mountain of fire ministry locate and strike any atheist who will dare quote me... No room for them...

Sick Lady...

Op if you test me I will never fail but that doesn't make a better than those who will fail. . Some people are smart... you can't catch them at all

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wow this is powerful.... I used to do that sh**t eh? and God finally saved me.. Its really frustrating and dirty... I will feel so empty, cursed and useless and vow never to repeat it again... Small time I find the urge coming again and before u know it I have done it again... mine was watching the porn and stroking and releasing full dose inside my boxers... That was a hell on earth.... I don't really know how I stopped... I just got busy and outgrew the sh**t... I pray God delivers anyone who is trapped in this demonic act of self servicing... Happy Sunday and pls don't forget to go to church...

Be there and be fooling yourself thinking u are fooling me ... how can u send a message and reply urself? the painful part is this rubbish is even trending... Nigerians will go any length even if its to show their height of stupidity... op number busy..try again later

End time ladies every where like MTN

DDeliverer:
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" https://www.nairaland.com/3210525/nigeria-finished-me thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.


Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticla.la
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.

Cc 9ja has finished me crew

Op even if I drop my acct number here and now I wouldn't make top 30 cos I came preety late n though the 5k will go a long way to help me bind my project but i think am the you the man met before u you are now this made.. Teach me how to fish... God bless you

I support myself for not supporting any of them..... Skinena.

The nigga above me gat no chill... bro abeg wic network u the use? cos the way u chance me on FTC guy I may not forgive u till new yr resolution... They should leave him Jare... na him worst pass? afonjas n flat heads hurriedly the disown am... we the benues, Kogi and all the middle belts happily accept him...

I wish them a happy married life jare..... My bae my end up this fat or maybe more but I will marry her anyhow she becomes cos I love her to pieces

Imagine the daughter becomes a born again Christian... how would she react knowing her dads profession? May the sins of her father not be transfered to her... click like if you want the child to be free from her father's sins..share if you want otherwise

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Members of the people around the scene where Sati was caught louded the efforts of Asema and group for arresting the criminal who many identify as one who has been terrorizing the area including Lafia-Abuja high way

Members of the people around the scene? Op haba...pls am I the only one seeing this

These are underage kids o...all below 20 and they have started raping! wonder what they would do if they become my age! all these afonjas and Igbos.
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The person before me killed it... just to get attention op decides to use hilarious... Aniway the dude has licked that honey pot and long moved on... Cheating lady should go find another love... Only men can cheat n go free..quote me anywia

nawa to this country

infact erm me I am now afraid to receive an alert cos I am afraid its gonna be a stamp duty charge

the rate at which this guys are operating is so alarming... recently a 500l student after giving a testimony on Sunday was attacked in her room that same night and shot at the leg after the guy collected her phone...

An unidentified young man was burnt alive early hours of today close to A popular off campus hostel called Paradise... The man was said to have robbed a different hostel called Joy hostel and as the Law of Karma exist...He was apprehended by group of students. the police on patrol came to his rescue but the students refused letting him go with them as they feared justice will not prevail...The question is...Why are we swift in taking laws into our hands? is it that we don't have a Working Judicial system? or we don't believe or trust our judiciary?

Check out this beautiful pair...I can't imagine the wonderful babies they gonna give birth to...pls help me celebrate with them..the wedding is set for March in Makurdi....

Cc: lalasticlala please do the needful

Alhkerimu:
You will not undertand, jan. Is a holy month and what ever any one does now either positive or negative that is what will tram you till december. And as for the insult above
I'm not surprise
Because if you can insult and beat your parents at the same time then i'm happy you only insult me without beating.
May almighty God deliver you freak man !!!

this Wako Op is at it again.... January is just a calender month made by a Catholic bishop... it doesn't determine wat I do with the rest of the year...your belief system is badly faulty... u seriously need a system format and a new configuration.... See person preaching is now judging.... check your bible...God is the only judge and it seems u helping God to now judge me...I insult foolish people cos its permitted even in the bible... "yea foolish man your soul is requires of u tonight"....just pray I don't lay my hands on u cos only then u will understand the foolishness of including my parents in this..be very careful young man

ayam guilty.. yes i am but Op u can only judge me if u haven't commited any sin this year...the last time I checked it wasn't just sex alone that takes people to hell....this Op is an attention seeker, foolish or the both....Go f****k yoursef nigro

Just about giving a Bleep then I saw this......

my guy....we need to cool head small..... let the party begins.. hehehe

lol....funny dude....my roomie in year two....update alert as we all call him....sends bulk SMS to students about lectures and all...I like his sense of creativity and determination

That's exactly what my friend did in our year one and almost died out of frustration
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Went to see this Lady on a faithful day and the lady introduced her Man to him....."meet my boo"... chai that intro did wonders in the life of my friend... it was antidepressant that salvaged the situation...... so in a nutshell If u love somebody walk up to her and do the needful.....

Male Olosho....don't u know fornication is a serious sin? A sin against self...don't u know your body is the temple of the Holy ghost?.......stay and be supporting bad tin...don't even pray after your hole has been drilled....no need except u truly repent immediately which we all know won't just work with that lustful mind...am done with u......ehen back to OP u r an attention seeker....I doubt u even a lady.

OP u so on point... that is a sound mind speaking....A sin is a sin..Sins can be forgiven but you still will be punished... I forgive her for that act of cucumberism but the Law cannot...so she should face the law...A wise man said the problem with Nigerians is that we do not respect both the law and God....atleast There is a law prohibiting that act...we should learn to start taking that bitter pill called truth and Justice to take it cause....Wailers I know u must wail

This mmm self