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so true ......3 corner kicks =penalty

10 GROUPS OF NIGERIANS by Steward Godwin Jornsen
1. The Smart Group. The ones that know how to save their
lives and run away the moment there is conflict. No time to
waste; it doesn't matter who you support. Gbagam! Save
your life.
2. The Security Group. Those that protect Nigerians by
wearing uniforms and looking. There jobs is to come in an
arrest after all the kwata kwata has finished. It is not
because of uniform one would run into bullets.
3. The Dodging Group. This ones don't want to be hit by
anything. Comot, they will not comot. They would simply stay
their, chuck their mouth and dodge. Any small thing, they
have bent and shifted. Careful with them though, they always
love to hold microphones.
4. The Take-No-Nonsens Group. Before you know it, this
group have carried weapon and kboza somebori head has
scattered. This group know how to move from place to place
and show you that they are in-charge. My summation, wear
an helmet when next you are asked to sit next to this group
of people.
5. This Supporting Group. Not like they are beating anybody,
but they know how to run into any post and discussion and
support yeye.
6. The Idoeshi Group. Nothing can happen people. This are
the people who believe that nothing would happen. They
cannot arrest that person. They cannot do anything to our
religion. They cannot, they cannot. But they are so
disconnected from reality that they do not know when a huge
desk is coming their way.
7. The United Nations Group. This are the peace keepers who
do not know how to create peace when people have not died.
Their own is to wear uniform, have big big meeting and stand
from far looking at your country as you hit each other. Hit
him, beat him and then come to ICC.
8. The Reporting Group. The group that always hold paper.
They always want to have a story to tell. Leg no strong for
ground, but they want to look and tell something. In fact,
before the desk was lifted, they have written the whole story
up to page 10.
9. The Equality Group. What a man can see and woman can
see also. This group are women that do not want to be
cheated. Although they have to look from far. That
notwithstanding, they want to look. After all, it is equality and
human rights. Soon the slap of a woman on a man's face
would be considered equal to the slap of a man on a
woman's face.
10. The Online Blogging Group. They are never near the real
action. Their own is to peep and post. Post and Repost. They
would stay in foreign country to tell you that the system is
working. These are the people who when they leave this
kind of place would say: The senator was just arranging the
hall.
As for the people on the far left of the photo, I shall come to
them later. Half-a-man.
SO WHICH IS YOUR GROUP?

I played for my department and after the 10th minute i had an injury and they scored immediately , i later came in we conceded 3 and lost the competition and the injury lasted for 2months , my friends do help me to the exam hall. It was terrible

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In the quest of finding sade and orente man don suffer o.

Ise yen

This is marvelous good work sir

1Something interesting happened on my way to Oshodi this
morning. At the park this rough mean-looking conductor
also known as “agbero” in Yoruba was screaming for
passengers, his vernacular oscillating between Yoruba and
pidgin English.
“Oshod! Oshod!” He shouted angrily as I along with some
other passengers scuttled for seats. There was this beautiful
young lady who couldn’t throw caution and decorum to the
wind but waited patiently until the bus was almost filled.
Then she pleaded to sit by the agbero until somebody came
down then she would pay for a proper seat.
The agbero didn’t even look at her pretty face, he hissed and
shouted to the driver to move that why didn’t she rush when
others were rushing. The girl started pleading in Yoruba and
clean ‘oyinbo’ english; “please, ejó, help me out sir, I know
you are a good man, never mind all this shout you have
been shouting (people burst into laughter). Let me sit by
your side please”.
Finally with much squeezing of face the agbero relented and
she sat beside him. It was a tight squeeze but she didn’t
complain but rather started praising the agbero. He in turn
started teasing her, speaking (and sometimes spitting by
mistake) into her face but the girl never looked away, she
never let the smile leave her face. He asked her where she
worked and she replied that she was a student in the
University of Lagos (UNILAG) studying accounting. He teased
her in Yoruba about her boyfriend and car (maybe asking
why her boyfriend didn’t drop her at her destination…she
laughed it off and continued to gist with the guy in Yoruba.
When she reached her junction the agbero alighted the bus
for her to come down. She did and paid her transport fare,
then the agbero told her to give him a peck on the cheek for
being so ‘gentlemanly’. At this point some of us became
indignant, haba! He had been teasing her since, he should
let her go. Another argument almost ensued between the
agbero and the passengers although it was not as if the
agbero was really serious, he told her to go. Then it
happened! She jumped forward and gave him a peck on the
cheek! We all shouted, the agbero was quiet out of surprise.
She then waved bye and ran down to her street.
The driver and other people started to hail the agbero, see
hailing! The guy was just forming boss, saying he knew he
was irresistible etc and others were yabbing (taunting) him,
some were yabbing the girl and we moved on and suddenly
the bus was quiet, show over. Then the agbero put his head
down and became uncharacteristically quiet. The driver
soon asked the guy why he wasn’t calling out bus-stop abi
the girl don do am jazz (cast a spell on him). The agbero
said something in Yoruba I didn’t get and then his voice
became emotional and believe it or not HE STARTED CRYING.
Others were now consoling him in Yoruba. When I asked
what the problem was, the lady beside me explained that
the agbero said he just realised he would never be able to
get a girl like that in his life because he’s an uneducated bus
conductor and she was going to be a graduate. He was
weeping because he knew no girl of her class might ever do
to him what that girl just did, to touch a dirty person like
himself; that the girl is nice and well brought-up and if he
had money he would have chased after her. So the
passengers were consoling him in Yoruba that he would go
higher in life and be able to marry a girl like that. He should
not cry because itwas not the end of the road for him.
That really touched me.
For a moment in that agbero’s life, his facade of a street
thug fell away and he was a vulnerable emotional aspiring
young man, just like everybody else

adewaletb3:
Single handedly I'm gonna hack their site.

they broke so many heart

I weep for jumia and konga

It was like the rain of mobile freedom was due to fall yesterday even birds could smell a Friday that will be black., and then we experienced the best part of a black day, you'll get an advert of 90%discount and when you check you'll see 12% like their automated machine made a mistake, also switching off their server for close to 2 hours while other countries are surfing like mad well, I'll like you guys to suggest how to deal with them so that they'll learn not to toy with Nigerians feelings . For me I'll order for enough goods probably worth thousands and then switch off my phone with choosing pay on delivery option. Over to you guys how do you plan to deal with them??

Jumia na thief other countries are going why is Nigeria shutdown

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Seriously i think say the guy na eeyan mayweather . . . I feel for olamide oooo . END TIME DEATH i guess RIP baba baba miliano

Of all I've read I can see so many reasonable comments but still wonder why some bad eggs can build a little research and actually understand what the Bible says, I'll advice you to read this book WHAT DOES THE BIBLE REALLY TEACH or visit WWW.JW.ORG

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Young man or should I say OLDMAN...... Release KOGI STATE BAIL OUT-FUND or your risk the wrath of the gods..... #franklyspeaking I need money, how was the trip though at least you're back so what next

Jungle justice, rape............ "This life can be funny" in 9ice voice

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