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Hehehe.. So gays dey nairaland..

Sh*t
Op needs to be flogged, hanged, flogged and hanged continously until he regains his senses

This is very good..

Had it been the girls eye was plucked and her graphic pics was posted.. Na the same people wey dey shout say No to jungle justice go first say "Thunder fire the ritualists"

smh tho

B

This girl is amazing

Weird

guydangerous:
I will download it but if it force close or refuse to install I won't bother myself trying to get another version of it.

Okay.. I bet you won't have any prob

guydangerous:
I maybe skip it if the game start to misbehave because my lollipop sometimes select games.



Thank you.

you mean you may not download it

otemanuduno:
I AM THE REVEALER OF THE TRUE GOD, REVERAD WHO CREATED jehovah and all the other gods you must have heard about.

The name doesn't ring a bell

otemanuduno:
How?

your topics...
What's your mission exactly? Who are you? Your pinshure

Mr otemanuduno
i don't understand you anymore

KINGinVAHALA:
How far bro??

am okay uncle

i just carry my popcorn dey watch in 3D

Hmmm.. Op nice one

guydangerous:
if I may go further..which phone are you using and what operating system (android version) are you on,I will download the game tonight.

android 4.4 kitkat
it1503

have you downloaded it yet?

guydangerous:
please bro where did you download that dark Knight rises.

i downloaded from revdl.com

it's a really cool game

I love hd games with a large sizes ... And i've played a lil of them.. Lemme list some 1 Mortal kombat x ...(Bad game 8-) ) 2 Brothers tale of two sons (Emotional game) 3 Mc4 4 Real racing 3(High graphic) 5 The walkin dead 6 Game of thrones 7 The dark knight rises(Deleted before completion) 8 Ww2k15 9 Oddworld strangers wrath 10 Fifa 16 Ultimate team
i cnt really remember all tho

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BiafraBushBoy:
You don become dog?

hahahaha

BiafraBushBoy:
Naaa.... you can't....
Am not in Nigeria ... Thats just my village

Not to worry... we will pick up the scent from there...

BiafraBushBoy:
Isele Uku... Just before Agbor
what about you?

we are visiting you tonight.. 12am to be precise.
Be prepared

Lol.. Op u funny

youngest85:
loaded mtn #1,500 only to recieve #200

from the bank?

NevetsIbot:
cousin bruh.... The guy huge o... Make he no go punch me. He was a thug o.... I go take him picture share you. Hehe... See his mouth. I need to stuff your mouth too, don't you talk too much too?? Sidawn there jor

iffa wooze you en... U go dey daydream

It wasn't funny atall.. On Apr 1 this year.. I was sent N400 by a loved one as Happy new month ... After debating on which sim card to load it on.. I finally loaded it with the hope of saving up to subscribe.. The next day being saturday i guess.. I woke up only to get a message that N350 has been deducted! Chai!! I knew calling the customer care won't resolve the issue but would rather drain my battery.. I just kept my cool with heavy heart

i later complained here on NL and it was refunded...

Share yours

i may share another funny one during the course of the thread

NevetsIbot:
Right now, this guy is talking to me about one jehovah witness girl who came to preach to him inorder to date him.... He just said it was a deeper life girl. When he knows I'm typing something important and blasting music in my earphone.

God!!! Now he's talking about his shop and his skills.


ohhh, now it's about a church he attended in lagos.. How he was wondering if to attend or not. Now its about a girl in the church. This is real time speech now... It's annoying. He's making too much noise. I'm typing now and he's still babling away.

God!!!! I'm tired. Now I have to pause my music. He'd come to my place and talk his heart out talking about only girls, or how his life at lagos was. Rubbish!! How does that help me...


Now he's talking about the church he's attending.. Did I also mention that he speaks mostly in yoruba.. Did I say 'mostly'? ... Mtchhew. He speaks in yoruba truawt. And ion understand yoruba too well. For the past two months that he moved here, its nothing but talk talk and talk. Senseless talk.. How he gbosh that girl. How he disvirgined that one. How his ugly girlfriend left him. How the new girrl in the street is looking at him. His thug life in lagos. God forgive me but my sister said he looks like kingkong and I concur

Oh, now he's talking about his ability to wake dead people. Chai! Thunda fire this bros!!! I wish I can record his bablings.

I believe it all boils down to insecurity and the will to be accepted. Everyone knows him as a talker. even my friends that come to vist look for an excuse to leave when he comes. He tells everyone about him always.... Jargons!!! Bomboclassst!!!!!

I really don't wanna break his wings but the talk too much... Any suggestions to get him to talk less?

stuff his mouth with sand

thank me later

NevetsIbot:
nah. I'm not. I just don't believe that love doesnt die. If it isnt managed well... It will die

errr.. Speaking out of experience i guess

I trust fela

This dude fit travel o

I thought he was gonna be stoned

Well....
I have nothingg to say

dani1luv:
Lalasticlala

hey, you locked the official chat thread for jokers.. And u said someone should open a new one...

Can i do that?

kingDELE:
But y na?? D tailor beside my house will sow dis cloth perfectly...


She just go dey clap hands with 2.5 mill dress.

exactly.. The dress does not even look special

Who wan read epistle