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14. The Last Supper (or as I like to call it, the most famous/depressing dinner party in history)

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13. This was when Jezebel was casually thrown out of a window. She died instantly. Probably from broken bones and internal hemorrhaging. Also, they let dogs eat her body.
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I need to have a serious talk with Jezebel's makeup artiste. What is with all that eye shadow?!

12. This was when Isaac met Rebekah for the first time and she was seriously serving Indian movie realness.
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Yasss girl! Work it! LOL

11. When Jesus put the teachers in the temple to shame by schooling the hell out of them.
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These guys must have been walking with their shoulders in the air because they supposedly knew everything there was to know about the scriptures and young Jesus just came and shamed them anyhow

10. This was that time God told the Israelites to bring all the spoils of war gotten from Jericho to the tabernacle but this nigga decided to steal clothes and gold for himself.And he and his family got stoned to death because of it.
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The writers of the book ended this particular story with"Do you now see why it's wrong to take other people's things?", lowkey telling kids that if they ever steal, they'll die by stoning. Also, look how evil the artists made him look. Like he's burying a body! LOL

9. I don't know about y'all but I think this was hands down, the coolest miracle performed in the bible.
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Fight me if you disagree. I don't care.

8. Here we have Joseph interpreting dreams and stuff that time Potiphar's wife did him dirty and had him thrown in jail.
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All because he didn't want to smash oh. Potiphar's wife was the worst.

7. This was when Jacob's daughter, Dinah, joined bad gang and immediately got raped.

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Before you get triggered, I described it the same way the book did. Go fight the witnesses.

Jacksparr0w1207:
Can I get copy of this book online? This book put me on my Christian journey

Yes o
https://www.jw.org/en/publications/books/bible-stories/?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C3236368883

6. Throwback to that time Esau was training for the hunger games.

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Looool. I kid. This was when the book went to ridiculously great lengths to explain how different Jacob and Esau were. Even with the drawings. Check it: https://bc-image-test.s3-website-us-east-1.amazonaws.com/600/b076f04b-1662-4fc0-8d56-a83c3af76dd0-1101978070_univ_lsr_xl.jpg

5. This was that time Lot's wife refused to hear word and got turned into a pillar of salt.She could've made it out with her husband and daughters oh, but she just had to look back because of like jewelries or something.
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Funny story, my sister once told me that the world's supply of salt comes from Lot's wife. I said it to a teacher at school in class. I was laughed at for weeks.

4. This was when someone came up with the SUPER bright idea to build a tower stretching into the heavens so they could spy on God or whatever.Then God retaliated by plunging them into confusion.
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3. That time Noah tried to warn people about the coming floods but all they did was roast him and call him crazy.

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Loooooool! Look at how much those assholes are cracking up. There is NO WAY whatever joke was cracked before this was THAT funny but look at that idiot in front. LMAO

2. This was that time the giant mutant children of ashewo angels were wreaking havoc and just being all around dicks to the general human populace.
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Doesn't that giant kinda look like Thor?

1. That time Adam & Eve were thrown out of the garden of eden for disobeying orders.
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I always wondered. Had the angels with the flaming swords always been there or were they assigned to that post after Adam & Eve got kicked out?

Jacksparr0w1207:
hehehe I don't even bet

I just hate losing

So up Huddersfield now eh

First things first, let me blow some minds and reveal that this book is actually a product of the Jehovah's Witnesses.
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Who would have thought? Are you shocked? I sure as hell was. Anyways, let's get into it.
Lalasticlala Mynd44

Jacksparr0w1207:
all of me is out of Chelsea bro. I'm totally out of Chelsea

O
You lost a bet abi. tel me d truth

Jacksparr0w1207:
Hahahaha Bros you don start again. This is just week1 bro. This is Arsenal's moment. Wait till Dec/Jan when we separate boys from men

Lol so a part of you is still Chelsea ..OK oo

Jacksparr0w1207:
Arsenal? Hahaha I no wan get heart attack lol

At least we are better than Chelsea presently..

Jacksparr0w1207:
Hahaha I go dey active when I find team. I don quit Chelsea. I think I'm going with Huddersfield this season

lmao .. Your heart go shatter ooo

better join arsenal

Optional1 unlimited22

how far?

Jacksparr0w1207:
That my account dey 2 months ban jare. Plus Chelsea dey vex me seriously lol

ha sorry bouh ur acct. Be active on football threads biko. it is boring without you

This match go shock some people

Jacksparr0w1207:
boss

How you dey now. Why u no active for matches again

Haha. Wahala dey

NevetsIbot:
you still have that real racing game?

Nahh

NevetsIbot:
I've seen it on real racing... that's why I was thrilled... Marv... don't you want one ni

Why not. The sound is

Chevrolet, this car dey real racing

Victornezzar:
But when Leicester was winning, see ow wenger out was reigning, If this is how gunners wanna do well in the league this season, they are still dreaming

sharrap!

Where all them haters spewing poo earlier