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bigpicture001:
Don't do it... Na fraud tinz

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SmellySperm:
Say "I love Buhari" and I'll give u fish

Goldbw122:
knee down let me pray for you

Emilokoiyawon:
Its normal but don't overdo it. If you overdo it, it might affect your mental health. Eating food is normal but you should not overeat. It's the same idea. Once a week is even too much sef. Strive for once a month.

Juliusmalema2:
Abeg get out. Always writing on behalf of a friend. No talk about ur own problem, leave ur problem de do aproko for another person matter.

harveyosho1:
Well there are two ways to help ur friend in question
1) let him get something doing... Especially wen he us alone, just get busy or a get a hobby
2) u could help him out actually... Like u said he doesn't have a bae to play match with
U come help him as a friend with a friendly match ( dats if u can do it)
Option 2 works very easy
Option 1 takes time

Acidosis:
By abandoning everything for music, who are you trying to emulate, please??

Bad Boy Timz, the guy on Olamide's "loading", has just graduated from Bells University with B.Eng in computer engineering.

Wizkid never left school until he got a big break. At some point, Davido was ready to abandon music for his dad's company. That's plan B.
Hmm thanks for your contribution

Before Laycon went to push his music in Big Brother house, he was a PA to a Lagos state government executive, a writer, and more. He had a Lexus before the big break. If the music had failed, he still wouldn't be broke.

My point? These guys had/have plans B. Even when you make a hit song, you still need a plan B for survival. Nigeria's music industry is too competitive for anyone to abandon everything in life for a hit that would most likely fade in 6 months.

Don't dull yourself.

frozen70:
Now you are talking
If you had said that you are writing this for a friend it will be understood

But the title is about you

Anyway why did you Calum female are you one of the hermaphrodites

frozen70:
Your story is the story of a man but your moniker says female

Which do you want us to believe about you ?

IJOBA11:
FIXED


STOP DECEIVING YOURSELF

6ixT8:
Am I the only one who don't jackoff when masturbating?
That we had to stop trying because we have no time to waste

ClixMaster:
So all your stories are written on behalf of a 'friend'? As in , Chinue Achebe wey u be?

czarr:
Yes...use olive oil.

Vinnie2000:
Wait
OP
Are u Male or Female?

because in one of your Thread in dis Romantic section,You said ur Cousin is Romancing ur Girlfriend..
But here, you are sounding like a lady..

Or you be Bobrisky Mentee? All these Confusionists pple in Nairaland!!

Vinnie2000:
OP
Y not Fcvk him? U two Should Bang each other, silly!..
Dats the Ultimate solution to d Masturbation problems..
Since you really care for him...
.
It will be A Win Win for all parties involved..

rickleye:
Most People "beat the meat" It is healthy.
Where it is not healthy is when it affects your work and health.
You can know those of us that Jerk -off by the hair on their head. Therefore, I can tell you that the Prince of Wales, yep Prince Williams does it.
All those people who do not have a full head of hair do. Besides shedding of hair due to cancer treatment.
How to stop - You need to do the following
1. Get a girlfriend
2. Be accountable to someone on a weekly bases. or when you are feeling week.
3. Find the trigger - This could be due to the fact that you are stressed and want to " lash out " ; you are getting inconsistent sex - instead of every 2 days or 3 days, Its once a week and you have to beg or manipulate your spouse/girlfriend ; Stop watching anything with perceive nudity- No Nairaland , No social Media content with pictures, no bb Naija and all those Americanized programming; Sleep early 10:30pm lights out ( thats when the temptation is highest, it starts during the day and builds .
4. Pray - You need a higher power to send a deep sleep upon you when you feel you can hold off or change the mood - like someone screaming during the night.
You cannot do what your peers are doing and so these might seem drastic but are necessary.

brosom:
Aunty go find a mate and stop bedeviling ur self.

Stop forming had to get

Expresswriter:
Pray for him.

My mind tells me he wants you to help him out but he doesn't know how to tell you.

Or he has told you and you refused to help him

Or you just want to catch cruise with your post.

SmellySperm:
Something is telling me you're the one and not ur friend

illicit:
Tell him to reduce it....

InfernoNig:
Keep doing what you are doing. One day. Hustle go pay.

anthonyuncle:
out of the mouth of babes

22marvelous:
Drop your digits, who knows u might get a helper here

dat9jaguy:
Una go just dey invent una own English.
What is the meaning of 'happened between my own eye'

Bouz:
Your a guy, and you opened an account using an F

Jerryherd:
Passion doesn't pay the bill, hard and smart work pays the bill

Goldbw122:
you are just like me, i learnt fashion design, graphics design, am a student so you have a multi task mind so you are a material, i understand you clearly what you have to do is to focus on one career that you like best and try to add other career and if you are offered a job do it. And in on to the next one, so you have to let people know the type of job you do be popular and make your own cost cheap so that will attract more customers for you, is like customer leading you to customer, both online and offline. Remember you are a material. just learn how to control the career and you will make it alot.

Goldbw122:
I wish you had a skill that will help you in a long run.

EstatePropertyP:
There's no man that ever became great who didn't get there on the altar of sacrifice. There are wildernesses a man must pass through to get to his promised land. Take note of every little win, they are what will add up to your big WIN. Gold passes through fire for refinement, your talent is being tried in fire of pressure, rejection, lack, insults, Hunger, ego, sacrifice, etc.

Never give up. Your big win is very close. The people gathering to mock you now will still gather, but to announce and celebrate you.

You need an agent of provision, a destiny helper, a bringer angel. If you truly believe in God, pray.

When you arrive, I can hook you up with a nice house to suit your status.

Cheers.