₦airaland Forum

CFCfan: Spain will take on Italy in the 2nd semifinal.

Dont you believe in miracles?what if Nigeria beats Spain by a magical goal margin of 7 to 8 goals?

koyes: Loooool,infact eh,when I wrote that stupid test around febuary,I regreted ever wasting my transport fare to lagos.If any one passes that test,Its either he/she is abnormally fast or he/she has strong connection.Have you noticed how they keep advertising vacancies for graduate trainees more than once within a year?What does that mean to you?

It means that candidates keep on failing and they are trying to look for candidates that can atleast averagely pass their miserable test. When I saw d crowd that left the center when I got there, I was shocked.When I saw d number of candidates we are to write d test together,I felt more shocked and when I was about leaving d center, d crowd outside getting ready for the exam are unimaginable & unbelievable.I said to myself,except God approves of our success, many of us are helpless even if you do well in d exam. After today, I take off my mind from KPMG and look elsewhere.What will be will be

rasheedow: what are they produced ? and where are they located?

What are they producing or what is the nature of their business

Sorbital: my brother I tire for those people o. thought it was only me that found the questions difficult . i nearly stood up and walk away . imagine synonym for 'tote' and other big big words that can only be found in the latest oxford dict. this one na to lift directly from dict o. hmmm. As for the numerical, I left it there for their papa to answer. who on earth can ans those 20tough questns within 22mins. I was so so disappointed in d manner in which d said that d will ask abstract only for them to ask logical reasoning. God is watchn all of us o

Infact when i first saw that TOTE,one serious cold entered my body and i started wondering that is this the only one they would ask but i was wrong,more and more harder ones surfaced,i also almost stood up from my sit.Can you imagine then telling us to look at similarities between two words and how they relate as example and at the same time giving options A to E that also consists of two different words that are also similar.Na wa o.I think i remember one foolish numerical question of height of a building and its shadow combining it with the height of a tree and asking us to calculate the shadow of the tree.To make things worst,the options are unimaginable,assuming there is an option of NO ANSWER IN THE OPTION,i would sharply at the speed of the worlds highest diver select it.But it is well bro,God dey

kodilyjoe: oh boy!!!thank God i didnt go. Because i for fail and tumble round again. I dont know anything in dat their reasoning stuff. Am just beginning to read d text book now and i saw all these tins dat mascot is complaining of now. My bro, pray and relax...then read more in case u scale thru dis one and they call for anoda. Its not d end of d world. I understand how u feel sha.

Thank you bro,another consoling word from you.Well if i miraculously scale through these stages,i will dance Azonto like this frog.

Thank you

umpteen: if you can use NATURALgarde by swissgarde it will really help you that you have to tell people about what you use!

Wao, I haven't heard about that. Bro, can you tell me more about it? or can I get d info about it on google.com
Thanks for d suggestion

lobito 007: Huh? Woh exactly happened? Elabroate.

How could they set complex word problems,the verbal reasoning is mad,imagine them lifting words directly from d dictionary and asking us to find the opposite or nearest in meaning(almost 10 of them o),also giving two words relating to each other and asking us to pick one option from several similar options to d given example and finally, how can they send a message of setting abstract reasoning and eventually setting critical reasoning.All I read did not relate at all to what I saw and it takes d grace of God for me to get a fairly tangible result. Ha God, where do I start from?? I was so annoyed that God sent someone to console me cos I couldnt leave the centre. I was just nagging and almost feel like calling on God to end this world.But with d 45min to 1 hr consoling words from that brother I have never met before in my life until today, I am back on my feet and hopes are rising

Na wa for KPMG o, na which kind of exam them come set na?
I am totally disappointed in the whole Nigerian system

brosss: Well, there's no way to tell for sure that its your bladder. It could be some form of groin. Try and cut down on you alchohol intake. Take some time off sex and allow your organ recupurate for a few weeks. And if you take any stuff(alomo or any other aphroditis) to maintain errection, cut it down and if you can, stop it.

Thank you for your advice but from your suggestions I can tell you that I dont drink cos I stopped drinking over 2 years ago.Alomo or any Aphrodite I dont take much, I can say I drank Alomo bitter just about twice only this year and I can't remember taking it last year.Regarding sex, I dont have sex much at all but just once in a while. I can't just understand why d aching. It ache as I type now.

Doctors in the house please I have a little problem o. Anytime I have ere ction which can last some minutes (But can also last for hours during S ),the resulting effect is that my bladder will start aching me for some minutes also, why me

tpapi: U seem new on nairaland n also someone dat has jus finished his nysc,if not u wil not b comparin kpmg wit dos terrorist

Hahahaha bro, I am neither new to nairaland nor just finished my Nysc & also I can't be comparing KPMG & d unknown.Don't mind me, sometimes when you know d truth,you still want to be sure and confirm again if it is true.....that's all

jadepinkett: u betr go for kpmg!

Thank you. The KPMG test is 4 pm while this one is 9 am. I just want to be sure if it's a scam or not cos I heard that 34 Toyin street,opposite st Leo's Catholic church,ikeja Lagos is a scammer address and d address I got from d text is similar to that.

234GT: Please go for KPMG test.
The other one is a scam.

Thank you

oliwaseunojo: GNLD

Are they scammers?or should I go for their test /Interview.I also have KPMG test tomorrow and I am confused.Please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone with useful information?

Yesterday Gold IPhone, today Gold Bugatti veyron,tomorrow ?
Abeg na how much this one cost in $ or £ so we can convert am to #

I got this message some few minutes ago : Sequel to ur details we got for our job advert,we r pleased to invitecu for a interview/test tomorrow Saturday,22/06/2013 by 9am @ our office... 14,Toyin street,opposite st Leo's Catholic church,ikeja Lagos...
I dont know the name of d company nor remember the position I applied for. I smell something fishy here. Please anyone with such experience should advice me either it is a scam or not.

Yoruba

The greatest defeat today isn't Tahiti vs Spain but between Tarup IF 1 - 13 OB Odense in an international friendly match.

DJDOLA: can sombody tell me d amount in naira i need 2 get one for my gf ASAP

#17,000,000 bro

U09ce: A fool @ 62 is a fool forever

Ode, calling someone old enough to be your grandfather a fo ol? I pity ur future.Hating ur fellow human being isn't good for your life and shows a low self esteem.Haters don't achieve one third of achievements the fellow they are hating achieves.
@ Charly boy, happy birthday to you sir and may you live to celebrate above 100 years old. It's your life, enjoy it as much as you can.I know you dont send haters, just keep doing your thing

Uclloyd28: Lol! Young Lady, u ought to be sleeping. Go to bed, I will help u out later in the morning! Ka chi fuo!

Oya, it is morning, please can you help her now?

Please kindly forward to akinsco4u2004@yahoo.com

omar22: yeah because the ball wasnt heading towards goal before it took 2 deflections

Two deflections to be precise,you are correct.

Taban left confirmed

Sorry Maku, you have been humiliated & disgraced so bad

wittyshey: Just got an invitation for the 4th stage.......any1 else?

Hi wittyshey,congrat.Pls when exactly did you write the saville online test?

pistis: U are not alone bro/sis (dunno)....just got my invitation too.... what the nature of the interview now....anyone pls HELP

Congrat bro, when exactly did you write the Saville online test? I wrote mine on 13th June

It is well Nigerians,a day is coming when one stone will NOT be left on another and the rest is history.

I am in

pistis: @Kassidy4luv, does it mean NOBODY scaled through stage 3 of the recruitment process , for our batch....pls if there is anyone who wrote the Saville test on the 13th and has been called, pls let us know o......so we can move on and stop being unnecessarily expectant ....the wait is killing jare...

The result isn't out so just relax.