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PoliticsRe: Top 10 Contenders For The Presidency In 2019 If President Buhari Fails To Run by MasterChen:
Atiku is the favorite imo. El rufai's mouth is like bursted pipe. All the nonsense he said as regards the herdsmen issue might hurt his chances. I don't know how the whole zoning thing works but should Osinbajo be eligible, then he has a strong chance.

Saraki is neither here nor there.

Tinubu can clinch the SW, parts of the North and maybe SS but i don't think he will contest.

The rest are just there to fill in the gap.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Arrested For Raping 47-Year-Old Woman In The US by MasterChen:
wristbangle:
Shameless man

But where is masterchen? cheesy
I posted, but they deleted it lol. I dey alright.

Still basking in the euphoria of yesterday's e-party grin
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Arrested In Ghana For Smuggling Indian Hemp by MasterChen: 3:58pm On May 05, 2017
Mynd44 lalasticlala
Music/RadioRe: Chidinma Okeke - Friends (Music Video) by MasterChen: 3:49pm On May 05, 2017
mulblizzy:
grin grin
You're gorgeous kiss kiss
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Arrested For Raping 47-Year-Old Woman In The US by MasterChen: 3:38pm On May 05, 2017
TravelRe: Luxurious Suites In Yankari Game Reserve Bauchi State by MasterChen:
AbakalikiPress:
Na obudu be that ... picture 2
That was what I wanted to post but I no sure.

Make one otondo no come use me chop star lol
TravelRe: Luxurious Suites In Yankari Game Reserve Bauchi State by MasterChen: 3:30pm On May 05, 2017
First picture is Obudu not Yankari
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo’s Speech At The Platform: 10 Things We Learned From The Vice President by MasterChen: 2:59pm On May 05, 2017
CarlosTheJackal:
A check on what Osibanjo shows that he won as the Grandmaster of Lies
You couldn't help but sprinkle some ipobitters on the thread Maazi onikuje style

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E dey una body
PoliticsRe: Video Of President Muhammadu Buhari In Jumat Today (5/5/2017) by MasterChen: 2:53pm On May 05, 2017
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Music/RadioRe: Chidinma Okeke - Friends (Music Video) by MasterChen:
Cucumber records sounds like a nice record label name uno OR Cucumber Music Group (CMG)
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That could be her selling point if she's smart enough to use that
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Arrested For Allegedly Raping 47-year-old Woman In The US by MasterChen: 1:44pm On May 05, 2017
Nnamidiot!
PoliticsRe: Amaechi: Jonathan's Government Blew N34b On River Niger by MasterChen: 12:10pm On May 05, 2017
omenkaLives:
That other person above sounds like a typical LiePob illiterate. The diction alone gives them away no matter what disguise they put on.

Asking me if I dont sleep after reading a comment I made at "past 6am". Goes to tell you the kind of ignorant kids that populate these boards these days. cheesy

Anyway, just here to see how the slaves of the ineffectual buffoon come demonstrate their loyalty to their slave master.

@ MasterChen: had to go back to that gif once more, shìt still cracked me up this morning. Four hundred plus and counting! cheesy
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CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Caught In Malta With 50 Capsules Of Cocaine by MasterChen(op): 2:36am On May 05, 2017
hundredhunndred:
Boss, you are really bad. Cant stop laughing, your post and memes always make me wanna die of laughter. All these fan yogo boys will wish they can just kidnap you. Lol cheesy cheesy
Hahahaha...... They can't match our wit bro. It's not about shouting afonja and brown roof upandan lol. We do this for e-recreation. It's small thing.

The mods are their saving grace hence we have to use humour so they don't delete the comments

That's versatility. They don't have that and you can't give what you don't have
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Caught In Malta With 50 Capsules Of Cocaine by MasterChen(op): 2:27am On May 05, 2017
hundredhunndred:
Lol. Ahahahahahahah
Hundredhunndred ma niggie

Salüt. cool
PoliticsRe: Igbos Existed Before Adam by MasterChen:
Okoyiboz3:
The only things created before Man was created were beasts and animals.

If the OP says iPods were created before man, is he trying to say iPod yoots are a specie of animals?

Now, there may be some truth in his assertion if we consider the following.

1. Gorillas, chimpanzees, monkeys and bonobos were created before man.

2.[b] Some of these animals exhibit characteristics similar to iPod yoots [/b]e.g chestbeating and settling disputes by physical violence instead of dialogue (note that only humans talk but when an animal evolves, his base animal instinct takes over in times of crisis)

3. Charles Darwin in his evolution theory opined that man evolved from monkeys.

4. No single iPod man has ever been able to state exactly where they came from or traced their creation.

5. The average iPod yoot has a striking resemblance with the bonobo due to the flat head and big nose.


All the OP wrote lends credence to the facts above.
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CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Arrested In Ghana For Smuggling Indian Hemp by MasterChen:
Nnaaah that Abiama world development project must be executed grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: Igbos Existed Before Adam by MasterChen: 1:06am On May 05, 2017
Homoerectus!!!huhhuh

Nnnnaaaa eee....na to pack Igbo's put for museum begin dey make money naaa...
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CelebritiesRe: Daniella Okeke On Vacation In Dubai (Photos) by MasterChen:
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PoliticsRe: Ibadan Land Of Brown Roofs; Glory Of The Grey Haired by MasterChen: 11:47pm On May 04, 2017
This your thread eh cheesy grin

Although it's a good thread, but it will do more harm than good. The clowns from the land of the rising potopoto will soon be here to do justice to it lol

We're used to it anyway so it's no biggie
CelebritiesRe: Daniella Okeke On Vacation In Dubai (Photos) by MasterChen: 10:42pm On May 04, 2017
Okoyiboz3:
It is interesting to note that as at the time this babe snapped this pic, Johnson Suleiman is also not in Nigeria. His website claims that he has a program in SA between 2nd-3rd of May. However, the program has ended and he isn't back in Naija as he is no longer in SA. The question. now is: where is Apostle Suleiman?

Brethren, verily I say unto you: body no be firewood.
Baba, we no see you for that side today. I been tag you sef but i later clear am cos these mods dey always delete tags.

We do nice work on am anyway.
PoliticsRe: EFCC To Ekweremadu: We’ll Arrest You If You’ve Gone On Looting Spree by MasterChen:
Ekwere....mad....ooh
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Caught In Malta With 50 Capsules Of Cocaine by MasterChen(op):
Neddstark:
Guy I don't know who you are but I will like you to know you made me laugh my a5s out so much today. You're really hilarious
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CelebritiesRe: Donald Trump: Regina Askia Shares The Questions US Immigration Asked Her by MasterChen:
iamexcelblog:
You are even using translator to translate Yoruba to Igbo? mtcheew... What you translated has no meaning. Omekalives aka Clifford.Orji Obike.Nkem Yunkijisappo Master.chen Cheta.Nwaeze Ngene.Ukwenu Abakaliki.Press Kung.laoo Jetl.eee Biafra.Angitator
What's up excel? My iborikiti friend. It's been a while.

Last week, i got banned for calling you kolo even though you called me kolomental. It's all good sha

Hope everything is alright?
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Caught In Malta With 50 Capsules Of Cocaine by MasterChen(op): 4:49pm On May 04, 2017
DanseMacabre:
Lol. MasterChen, if not for your funny meme and my honesty, my bloda won't be all over my dick like this.

As for you Balkan, our bloda Chinua Achebe said that cowards often point at the ruins of where brave men used to live. Use your head, else your bravery would only end up in your life being balkanised.

Jisike nwanne. Udo diri anyi.
That clown you quoted sounds like he's one of them . Dem go soon catch am

He's even trying to defend this nonsense. Okpo talk say na bravery grin
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Caught In Malta With 50 Capsules Of Cocaine by MasterChen(op): 3:29pm On May 04, 2017
omenkaLives:
grin
Senior maaaaaan. I throway salute
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Caught In Malta With 50 Capsules Of Cocaine by MasterChen(op):
JideAmuGiaka:
"Mr Omoleke who is of Yoruba origin, changed his name to Uchenna for easy passage of drugs".

Can you imagine?.
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Potopoto boy! I never knew Uchenna Onyema was from Iragbiji in Osun state cheesy grin

If we tell y'all 90% of you acquired wealth illicitly, una go talk say we dey jealous

Yeah...this is the so-called 20 pounds Awolowo gave you hardworking and enterprising people to use in starting your businesses

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More like 50 capsules

Tomorrow, una go come here come form business-minded. Business-minded my black yansh

If I see any of y'all using these words ehn.....
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Caught In Malta With 50 Capsules Of Cocaine by MasterChen(op): 2:37pm On May 04, 2017
AbakalikiPress:
Which country be this?
Malta
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Caught In Malta With 50 Capsules Of Cocaine by MasterChen(op):
" Export like 50 capsules of coke to Malta. If they try to arrest you, tell them it's part of the Abiama world development project and you don't want their country to be left out "

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