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Celebrities / Re: After Being Paid $50K Divorce Settlement, Rejected 3 Times In Court, Korra Obidi by masterplan303(m): 9:47am On Jan 23, 2023
No sane man will want his kids to be raised by a woman that dance unclad on social space.

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Autos / Re: Brand New Standard...registered 2006 Toyota Camry by masterplan303(m): 2:29pm On Jan 02, 2023
Upgraded 03 to 06 camry...happy sales smiley

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Politics / Re: Pictures From APC Solidarity Rally In Jigawa State For Tinubu/Shettima by masterplan303(m): 9:42pm On Dec 02, 2022
grin
socialmediaman:


Why do I think some loser is lying somewhere on a 6-spring bunk bed in a school hostel missing classes because he’s on nairaland all day?
Sports / Re: Ecuador Vs Senegal: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 (1 - 2) On 29th Nov 2022 by masterplan303(m): 7:49pm On Nov 29, 2022
ASAPFERG1:
shutup and die
grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: The Girl Im Dating Is Into Hookup by masterplan303(m): 8:55pm On Nov 07, 2022
zeuss:
Nobody is a saint especially in our society....if the girl is ur soulmate then cut her slack and change her.
This one wan change hoe low show grin grin grin
I laff in spanish
Politics / Re: Atiku’s Supporters Tripled After Makinde Endorsed Tinubu by masterplan303(m): 12:15pm On Nov 02, 2022
SATANICALLY666:
Some APC members, fence sitters, Kwankwaso supporters, Tinubu supporters and influencers have openly declared their supports for the presidential candidate of the People’s Democratic Party, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar. This is coming days after Oyo state deputy governor, Adebayo Lawal, on behalf of his principal, Seyi Makinde, endorsed Bola Tinubu, presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC).



The new supporters said they will aggressively campaign and vote for Atiku in protest.

Some of the reactions below...

This guy has always been a pdp supporter..check out his old tweet.

Romance / Re: He Found Out His Wife Was A Former Runs Girl by masterplan303(m): 3:42pm On Oct 24, 2022
general111:
The question is, is she willing to change or not?
No matter how dark the past was, if a person is willing to change, then there is a glorious future ahead...

Meanwhile, The rate at which hook up is rising, 8 out of every 10 men will surely get married to a runs girl
See you o..olosho they change?Make her husband broke small, she go unleach her old ways.

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Autos / Re: Few Months Used 2003 Model Toyota Corolla by masterplan303(m): 8:05pm On May 04, 2022
RoyalRufai:
Still Available
How much is it last? Where in ikeja is it and when can i come and inspect it
Foreign Affairs / Re: Britain Warns Russia As NATO Ramps Up War Games In Finland by masterplan303(m): 7:49pm On May 04, 2022
Tinubuadvocate:
I wish Russia can turn the whole of Britain to graveyard.
It shall not be well with you

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Politics / Re: Iran Vows Revenge For 2 Officers Killed By Israel In Syria by masterplan303(m): 9:52pm On Mar 12, 2022
Skooltynz:
Oohhh una too talk !! Chochocho!!!
Make una start this world war abeg I wan check something.
What if you no they alive to fit check the thing
Politics / Re: 'I Believe' By Denis Ukume: Ojukwu Wept For Forgiveness Over Role In War by masterplan303(m): 10:42pm On Jan 23, 2022
SATANlST:
we are fghting war in bianca pekus
grin grin cheesy I'm back for you cheesy
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by masterplan303(m): 10:39pm On Jan 23, 2022
Newton85:
Shut up, low IQ superstitious clown.
Is like you want to be unfortunate abi. Low IQ you there. I be like who you fit they use pick teeth abi cheesy grin grin
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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by masterplan303(m): 10:06pm On Jan 23, 2022
[quote author=Newton85 post=109634417] Yeah, Buhari was the reason the useless goalkeeper Okoye fumbled that ball. Buhari is the reason Iwobi collected a red card too.[/quote

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by masterplan303(m): 9:53pm On Jan 23, 2022
Buhari is a bad luck angry
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt: AFCON 2021: (1 - 0) On 11th January 2022 by masterplan303(m): 7:00pm On Jan 11, 2022
Ajibel:
See that Nigerian official taking selfie with Mo Salah embarassed embarassed
I saw it too. Infact, i was about commenting on it.them no get self worth. grin cheesy

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Politics / Re: Jos Jailbreak: Names, Photos Of Escaped Prisoners declared wanted by masterplan303(m): 4:23pm On Dec 02, 2021
SATANlST:
your fathers name is the 10th name
Your father will join him this week.
Politics / Re: Jos Jailbreak: Names, Photos Of Escaped Prisoners declared wanted by masterplan303(m): 3:34pm On Dec 02, 2021
SATANlST:
these are some of the escapees.

masterplan303 Winnerly CanadaOrBust BlackPantherxXx John7Kscammer John7Kscammer
Why is your fathers name not there

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Health / Re: Does Over Stress Or Not Having Sex For Too Long Cause Erectile Dysfunction? by masterplan303(m): 6:20am On Nov 30, 2021
SATANlST:
that is exactly what i typed , read it again lol
satani...help the OP confirm
Crime / Re: Suspected Ritualists Caught In Ugwueke, Abia Performing 'Juju' In River (Pics) by masterplan303(m): 6:19am On Nov 30, 2021
SATANlST:
exactly, i just dont get it. naija is just a useless country
But you are far more useless...anuofia
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by masterplan303(m): 6:10am On Nov 30, 2021
SATANlST:
you will die by okada before christmas.
i know u are pissed because i busted you. as a useless cultist that u are a bullet wont be wasted on u. a drunk okada is what will end ur misery
E no go
Autos / Re: 2003/04 Naija Used Toyota Camry For Sale by masterplan303(m): 6:04am On Nov 30, 2021
babesiosis:
03/04 Toyota Camry Nigerian used
Sharp first body paint
Completely Accident free
Clean and Sharp, In & Out
Engine & Transmission in perfect condition.
Chilling a/c.
Buy & Drive
1.6m
Negotiable

Call and watsapp the owner on
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Autos / Re: 2003/04 Naija Used Toyota Camry For Sale by masterplan303(m): 6:04am On Nov 30, 2021
babesiosis:
03/04 Toyota Camry Nigerian used
Sharp first body paint
Completely Accident free
Clean and Sharp, In & Out
Engine & Transmission in perfect condition.
Chilling a/c.
Buy & Drive
1.6m
Negotiable

Call and watsapp the owner on
04
Autos / Re: 2003/04 Naija Used Toyota Camry For Sale by masterplan303(m): 6:03am On Nov 30, 2021
babesiosis:
03/04 Toyota Camry Nigerian used
Sharp first body paint
Completely Accident free
Clean and Sharp, In & Out
Engine & Transmission in perfect condition.
Chilling a/c.
Buy & Drive
1.6m
Negotiable

Call and watsapp the owner on
0806
Crime / Re: US Indicts 11 Nigerians For $9 million online fraud schemes in New York by masterplan303(m): 7:34am On Oct 22, 2021
SATANlST:
wow today is your birth day. i wish you death and hardship. you wont see your next birth day
Do i have to reply a living corpse? Hell No!
Help me greet my grandparents when you finally take your leave to where you belong.
Crime / Re: US Indicts 11 Nigerians For $9 million online fraud schemes in New York by masterplan303(m): 7:45pm On Oct 18, 2021
SATANlST:
my afonjas representing us in yahoo and skull mining while Igbos Igbos representing us in drugs and cultism.
Shame on you. Never knew tribalism is part of you.
Politics / Re: EndSARS: Falana Chambers Writes IGP, Demands Full Protection For Protesters by masterplan303(m): 7:41pm On Oct 18, 2021
SATANlST:
them go use una do shooting practice.
You are nothing but a Daft, deluded, demented dingbat.
grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin cheesy cheesy
Coward oshi....kaaaaaaaaa da fun ee
Celebrities / Re: Prince Kpokpogri: Janemena & I Had Sex Severally (Leaked Audio) by masterplan303(m): 7:39pm On Oct 18, 2021
SATANlST:
only an idiot will turn a useless hoe like jemena to a wife and expect the useless hoe to be faithful
Your is far more useless, ask her husband. cheesy
Properties / Re: I Cried When I Entered The Houses Of Billionaires In Lekki by masterplan303(m): 7:37pm On Oct 18, 2021
SATANlST:
when youcome to clean my dog house i will make sure u eat its shit. u will beg till u die
You wan make he eat shit. You think say na everybody go be like you popsy grin cheesy
Help me to your her tonight,tell her she shall know no e. cheesy grin cheesy cheesy
Properties / Re: I Cried When I Entered The Houses Of Billionaires In Lekki by masterplan303(m): 7:35pm On Oct 18, 2021
SATANlST:
poor man pain me? you must be dreaming. i am just angry when ever i see peasants like u around
Mumu they speak English grin grin grin RE that your mouth.
Romance / Re: Ogun: 71-year-old Man Dies During Sex Romp With Prostitute by masterplan303(m): 7:33pm On Oct 18, 2021
SATANlST:
71 year old man
You don call house to confirm wheìther no be your papa.
6ou know say he dey

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