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Blitzking:
We're those kids given birth to before his wedding cos they are all grown up in that pics at a wedding

Good question. Nairaland FBI team can you guys fact check this.

Elzazzi:
It's an opportunity for her to advertise the simp she's marrying to the whole world. Infact she will invite some of the bad guys she has fvcked and even swallowed their cums to witness the wedding, while they laugh at the idiotic simp.

Imagine such a scenario. And the man will be smiling sheepishly believing that he has gotten a wife.

Not knowing that the bad guys are making a jest out of him while sipping the expensive wines and spirits he bought out of his sweat.

Ah, women are something else.

jafol:
The guy better do dna test on the last two. They look too igbotic

And it came to pass.

I dread who no fear women.

ALLNIGERIANSMAD:
who remember this weyrey!!!

Abeg who be the werey?

EmperorCaesar:
This one fit kill am

Not sure she ever loved him

Person wey don kill the guy already. You dey talk say e fit kill.

Just because the time been never reach to do the deed.

Make one simple man do 2 BTC to her wallet.

Na waoooo.

35million worth of jewelry sold for 5million.

You dey crane cabin with seat belt strapped. Sleep catch you. You fell from the cabin.

Or the seat for detached from the base.

U guys could have used Chinese language to explain this unfortunate incident

Cho cho cho.

See where e land VDM

NothingDoMe:
Women will never agree that they did anything.

Never. Rather they will look for who to heap the blame on.

isacolukay:
I have o. When I newly came to Benin, i spent a few months in a cheap hotel. One day, I was hearing a girl shouting from an adjoining room. I initially thought it was a girl enjoying the throes of sex, but I later realized it was a cry for help.
Upon bursting the door, I saw a secondary school boy and girl with their school uniforms lodged in the room. The scene was horrifying men. Apparently, they were coming from school and stopped by. The girl had a nylon in her hand with grubs the guy bought for her. She said she was taking it to her mother.
E just be like film for my eyes. I had to tell the manager to involve the police... At last, the police officers came and the boy, the girl and the receptionist who gave them a room for short time were taken away.

At first, what did she think following a boy into a hotel and going as far as into a room. Maybe she thought they were going for a prayer session. Women are something else

No be investor Sabinus I dey see for that picture so?

Mrincredy:
What he said is true. That stadium gives bad luck .this is same with the one in kano

Okay ooooo. Let's fix the match in Aso Rock then.

When SE wins on the same turf, it does not give bad luck. Let's be honest with ourselves. All is not well with our football administration.

Cut the stadium some s!ack. So a visiting team will now come and be lucky in your own back yard.

cathodekazim:
I don't blame him. Naija players don't take qualifiers seriously.

And that Uyo stadium to me is cursed. We have a playing pattern that suits counter attacking teams and the more reason why Rowen is bickering. God help Eagles

Oga, how Uyo stadium come be curse? Abi when team play rubbish loose, stadium come be curse.

Beverages:
Never Bite finger that fed u

E feed am with wetin? His personal wealth or Rivers state money?

You see this particular finger, na tooth pick SIM go finally turn am to.

Arsenal abeg make this game no draw ooooo

SlayQueenSlayer:
Same thing as Imo State. Dem be wan take that song kill us for camp that year. I was so happy when camp was over thinking I was leaving it behind not knowing that his songs were all over the place.

I didn't like that song, but the hit was just following people like MTN

Raf4:
If that is the case, Pastor happy hour of Akwa-Ibom beats Alex Otti hands down.

Please tell us ooooo. What has pastor happy hour been doing?

theamazonguru:
Abeg make I ask you something, no vex.
Na everything dey your mind? Laidis your mind go don full yakata oh.
O ma se o.

Very funny comment.

I wan see who in best shege category.

This is called Senatorial bridge

Yeye.

Cars dey. You dey steal phones.

This one don dey happen for Calabar tey tey.

I need to be informed more on this deal please. From what I heard, Exxon is stepping into deep water while Seplat will partner with Mobil to run thier onshore facilities together

Please who can throw more light on this.

Dogalmighty17:
I don't understand what the problem is? Did you send her to go through your phone? My rule is anytime you go through my phone, whatever you see take it like that. Ask me nothing cos I owe you nothing.

If she wants to go let her go. Don't beg her. Na cheat you cheat you no kill person.

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Bad people everywhere

Naira vs $$$ news is now like coronavirus update.

SmartyPants:
Mister man I adderessed the points you raised. If you don't know how to express yourself at your age don't waste others' time. I use the same Zenith and only have issues with their unstable network. But since Access is better for you, simply use Access. Cheers.

You can make your point without resorting to insults, many people on this thread raised this same issue of outrageous and unexplainable

charges and deductions from commercial banks . So do not think your opinion on this issue counts.

Have a nice day.

SmartyPants:
Do you understand what fraud means? It is not fraud if it is not deceptive - the cost of sending SMSs is a known thing so it is simply a cost of doing business. Now if you send an SMS from your phone to another person, is it not the same 4 naira you will pay? So in your mind, the bank doesn't incur a cost when they send those SMSs? When did the banks turn into telecommunications companies?

And how much is the 4 naira you are even ranting over. Haba - even if you make 100 transactions, that is a mere N1,200 a month. Is it bad for the bank to cover it's own costs of doing business??

You seem not to get my point. Access bank sums their charges and sends you a single SMS for a transaction. How will you explain a situation where a bank will charge you for two ATM cards on a single account, same Zenith bank in case you want to know. Cards that have been deactivated for a long time. Is it that their system is not showing that those cards are not active? Thought you were smart enough to understand my point rather you said I am ranting over pennies.

I do not blame your thought pattern Sir. There is nothing like accountability in this country.

SmartyPants:
Lol. There is nothing fraudulent about those charges. You may feel they are excessive and unfair...that doesnt make them fraudulent. Also, I hope you really don't think that is how the banks get wealthy? The banks get wealthy by investing your money, playing with forex, etc.

Okay let me share my experience using Zenith bank for many years now.

When you do a single transaction using Zenith bank, they will send you three different SMS on a single transaction. Each SMS cost N4 to be deducted from your account at the end of the month. Imagine someone doing multiple transaction on a daily basis and you think that is not a planned fraud.

sukar886:
Abeg na only you recieve am

Go back and look at the screen shot one more time.

Look critically at the credited amount and the censored balance. I think based on the figure involved, the balance supposed to have stretched a bit closer the the credited figure.

What do you think? Looks magical in my eyes.

What size of pot is El Rufai using to cook this delicacy?

BscHolder:
you just abandoned me.
Ame ntoyo? Triumph.
Nya ukod ye number ado

Triumph rings a bell. Is it an organization I may know?

No offense mbok.