Not too fantastic... but the kind of jam you can definitely add to your playlist. It's wizkid! This song will definitely grow on us and we will come to love it

Okay, let's settle this.

Who was more appealing the the camera and our eyes in 2017?

I go with the Photo Bomber!

Okay... let's settle this.

Lol. Do you know anything about what I asked?

Hi house. Please I have a quick question and I'll appreciate answers from those with experience in using payoneer. I just got a payoneer MasterCard. I know that I can use it for withdrawals at any ATM with the MasterCard logo, preferably Zenith and GTB (As people have said), but can I also make transfers to a bank account on the ATM with the card, just like I do with my normal ATM cards?

I am asking because I don't want to start trying transfers and getting deductions without any success. Please, anyone? *Innocent smile*

I was invited for an aptitude test, and it's tomorrow, at the KPMG tower. I have a few questions. First is, are candidates allowed to take their phone into the hall? I mean, after switching it off, of course. Or are there places where personal items can be dropped around the area or at the venue?

And also, how complex are the written tests usually like? Because it seems most people first go through CBT, but in my case, it's written.

Make Money Writing for InfoguideNigeria
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Hi guys! Some of you are quite familiar with my name, others ... well, maybe not so much. My name is Eric Arthur, also known as Mathicks. I am a diversified writer, as I like to call myself.

Some months back, I saw a write-up here on Nairaland, about making money writing for InfoguideNigeria.com . The write-up was quite captivating at first glance, so I decided to read it till the end. The writer spoke about the many benefits of writing for the platform and encouraged upcoming writers be a part of the InfoguideNigeria team of writers.
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I decided to try it out and sent a short application. In this application, I introduced myself and talked a bit about my writing background. I was not sure of what to expect. Today, I don't regret that decision.
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WHAT QUALIFIES YOU TO WRITE FOR INFOGUIDENIGERIA?
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You are qualified to write for InfoguideNigeria if you:
- are a writer with great command of English.
- can make research about any topic and extract useful information.
- can write original articles. Plagiarism is seriously frowned upon.
- can be replied upon to be a committed writer.
- can be relied upon to supply quality articles without just trying to meet the 1000 words mark.
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WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW
- You would be paid N500 per article.
- You would be paid N1000 for special topics.
- You can write as many articles as you like daily.
- You would be given topics at your request
- Your articles must be over 1000 words.
- You would be given information on how to proceed after you are picked.
- InfoguideNigeria is not a news/gossip blog.
- You would be paid after 15 articles have been published.
- You will work from your home and submit your articles to infoguideNigeria.

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HOW TO APPLY
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To apply, all you have to do is to send an email to infoguideNigeria@gmail.com with "Online Writing Job" as the subject. You can visit the website for more information on that.
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Here are Some Tips to Improve Your Chances of Being Picked.

- Go straight to the point.
There is no need explaining how you saw this or that and how your interest was built because your mother was the last child of her family.
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- Introduce yourself briefly. This will allow the evaluation team know one or two things about you. Please keep this brief.
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- Talk about your writing experience.
This tells the team that you are not new to writing and you actually have the resources to write well. If it is your first time writing professionally, then don't be ashamed to say it. This is a platform that affords you the opportunity to grow.
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- Use good grammar and correct spelling.
This is very important because it creates an imagery of how your writing would look like.
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- Be polite.
Being polite with your words involves picking the most appropriate words and phrases in your writeup. Don't forget to put sentences like ''I would be glad if...'', ''I greatly appreciate the...''. This shows that you are someone that can be worked with.
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BENEFITS OF WRITING FOR INFOGUIDENIGERIA
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The benefits of writing for InfoguideNigeria are numerous. They include:
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1. GET PAID FOR WRITING
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You get paid for writing... Finally. Some of you make very lengthy posts on facebook and even make some WhatsApp messages that your broadcast to all your contacts. When you count the words, you may discover that you have written close to a thousand words. What about writing for infoguidenigeria instead, and get paid for that article or writeup that you posted for free?
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2. YOU GET PAID PER ARTICLE
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This means that there is no fixed amount you can get in a month. Since you get paid per article, the more articles you write, the more pay you earn.
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3. INFOGUIDENIGERIA PAYS ON TIME
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Many people do not trust that they would get paid. Some have had experiences in the past, while others are just natural doubters. But I am a part of this and I can affirm that InfoguideNigeria pays and also pays on time. You get paid after every 15 articles. This means that if you want to send an article in per day, you would get get every two weeks. However note that these articles have to be published before you can count them. They surely will be published if they are good and not mediocre.
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4. IT IS AN EXTRA INCOME SOURCE
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When you make 5 posts on facebook a day, do you consider it as a chore? Or work? Or hard labour? ... Well, I believe I can say No. You write so much for fun... some people even write stories and update them for free. These are things we do at our leisure time. So what is difficult in writing an article, getting paid for it, and still living your life the normal way? You can actually have an extra source of income without actually working.
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5. NOW YOU HAVE A PLATFORM TO EXPRESS YOURSELF
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Yes, this is true. You have always wanted a platform to express yourself through your writing. This is an opportunity to express yourself on a platform that has wide readership. More people can feel what you feel and appreciate your writing.
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6. INFOGUIDE PROVIDES TOPICS
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While you are given the freedom of writing on topics of your choice and preference (If you are good... and those topics have not been published on the website in the past), InfoguideNigeria provides topics for you at your request. This is more adviseable so that you can write on topics that have high readership.
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7. INCREASE YOUR KNOWLEDGE
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Since you write on a vast variety of topics, your knowledge is increased and your reasoning potential, improved. You get to see the world from a whole new perspective.
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8. IMPROVE YOUR WRITING AND READING SPEED
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Some topics require you to read some other articles and journals. Thus you will have to read them as quickly as possible and get the information you need. Also, if you choose to write more than one article a day, your writing speed should equally be improved.
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9. A PLATFORM FOR FUTURE REFERENCE
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Since InfoguideNigeria is a reputable platform, joining the team of writers is an added advantage because you can always make references in future to the fact that you once wrote for infoguide.
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10. YOUR ARTICLES ARE IN YOUR NAME
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Most websites, blogs etc that employ writers these days, take all the glory for themselves. You submit the article to the owner of the site who then publishes the post. However, at infoguide, you publish your articles by yourself in your name. But note that the team leader would have to go through your article first, make adjustments and finally complete the publishing for the world to be able to see it. Your name would be automatically affixed below the topic.
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This is an opportunity for young writers to have an experience of professional writing. I am working with InfoguideNigeria and testifying about the benefits. Why shouldn't you? Come on guys, if you think you are a good writer, don't be left out. Remember to take the application seriously. You will get a call from the team leader if you qualify.
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For more information, check
http://infoguidenigeria.com/hiring-freelance-writers/

I vote Vizkiz
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Cc: NLJega

Okay. I vote Vizkiz (semi final(s)) cc: NLJega

I vote Vizkiz! . Cc: NLJega

Things I noticed in this post.
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These news reporters always seem to bend their stories towards both sides. This story started by painting Mohd Ali Jnr as an irrational being who left his wife and kids after he got money. The title pre-supposes that he inherited $80m, and one can only know the real deal when the entire story is read. Some people just commented based on the title.. They didn't even bother reading the story. This is a real problem in this country.. We always seem to forget that Journalists most times line their headings in such a way that people would be interested in them. Especially in interviews where reporters just pick one very irrelevant point hidden deep in the interview. Someone can say that she and her husband have separate beds.. And the reporters will be like ''She and her husband hardly have sex''. Also, the story then went on to paint Ali jnr in good light again, mid way through the story, stating that he gave his wife and children money and gifts, and that his family even wants him to move away so that he can solve his addiction problem. And that he wants to open a trust fund for his kids. This could mean that he intends on getting back together with them when everything is set. Most people here did not even read this story till half of it. So most will def make comments that tilt to one side, since they didnt give themselves the chance to get all the facts of the story. But then.. reading .. is hard.

Hi guys.. Add me on the whatsapp group. 08137073688

Lol.. And the counter starts. I have to admit that some guys are are mumus too sha. I was once in the Mr Help Her with Test and Exams category.. Smh. I do assignments tire

QueenValerie:
#2 Mr intimacy gadget
You're only good for one thing & one thing only, the sex. Other than that, worthless. (Found one I had to combine two to get this one.).
#3 The Sugar Daddy
Pay her school fees...
Over buy gifts for her
Makin it as u point of duty to be buyin airtime cards for her
Sayin yes all d time
#4 The Enabler
helping her wash clothes
helping her write her exams
allowing her slap u playfully
giving her liberty to flirt with other guys when u r dating her
helping her carry her handbag
condoning her shouting on

Lol.. Construct 2 full sentences with pidgin first :p

KashyBaby:





yes ooo...I think I gonna pursue my PhD in pidgin language soon...lol



Jk

So a girl that is fooling a guy who has 2 others at his beck and call is what? ^_^

mistytohcute:
lol, some guys be thinking they are the one fooling the girls not knowing she has an ulterior motive

thumbs up to daughters of eve

Lol .. See Plotting in high places.

QueenValerie:
Yes,but who's gonna make it

Haha .. You started with Nasooo. Already mastered a whole lot'a pidgin I see..

KashyBaby:
Nasooo....

But what men didn't realized that some of them are juz a toy boy...they are juz good as a snack but not a main course..

And now they have this guts, a head up saying they got a main chick(s)...Lol...Kids meant to play.

sosocybar:
Tallesty come oo

you mean Tallesty1

Don't just call youself a Side chic.. Know what department you're in. A normal guy can only keep a few side chics and each of them have job descriptions.
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1. The Cook: So he's always praising your cooking, and telling you how his fingers hurt because he bites himself each time he eats your egusi soup. He invites you over to his house, and he isn't even around most of the times when you cook. Or maybe you cook and take the food to his house. He is always happy when he sees you coming, because of the nylon bag hanging from your fingers. You are the cook.
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2. The Porn Actress: He has tried out all the imaginable styles with you and he keeps chatting with/calling you to describe your next 'adventure'. My sister, forget it and embrace your job description.
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3. The 'call' girl: Lol. Now, don't take the call girl for it's literal meaning. I'm not saying you're a runs girl or a prostitute, nope. But it's your type that yorubas call ''sare wa gba''. He hasn't called you all week, but anytime you see your phone ringing, and he is the one calling, you just know he is going to invite you over.... to... 'just chill', as he puts it. Sigh. Btw, you don't really benefit much, financially from him.
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4. The Salary/Wage Earner: hmmm. If this job description suits you, then you're what I'll call a Pay As You Go Side Chic. He invites you over, and after the day's job, you get paid. You are not a runs girl because you actually consider yourself 'his chic'.. just that he is very 'nice' and he is not stingy. So he 'gives you money'... naaah.. he doesn't pay you. He just 'gives you money'. He has a big heart. Lol.
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5. The Maid: You go to his house, wash his clothes sometimes, wash the dirty plates in his kitchen, and even sweep his house. He doesn't really complement you on your cooking, but he eats it with a broad smile. You are a senior house girl, my sister.
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6. The No-wife-material: Lol.. He seems to like you alot. He tells you so much about your good qualities, like how you're sooo good in the bad things. You giggle and laugh over it. You tell him tales each day about how countless men toast you on a daily basis, and how you insulted their generations. He laughs over them. You tell him about how you insulted your father when he shouted at you in front of your friends. Lol.. He laughs and hails you saying... ''Oya!!! Street ti take over!''.. Lol. He seems to like you alot but hasn't done anything that could mean he plans on marrying you. Sigh. You're just a material. Not a wife.
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7. The second in command: you are at the helm of affairs in his life. You even know his main chic, and he has promised you that he will soon break up with her. He has been promising since 3 months ago when you found out he had a main chic... Yet he hasn't broken up with her yet. You know almost everything about him. You've broken up with him twice but he got you back with Sharwarma and sweet talk. You even know some of his side chics and you're always quarelling with him about them. You're just helping the main chic carry her stress. *in lil wayne's voice* you know your role and you play it well.
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8. The ATM Machine: sigh... This one is easy. You know yourself. You know he isn't faithful... Yeah Yeah.. You know. You've fought with him a thousand times about who Yemi, Chiamaka, Blessing, Gloria, etc are.. Yet, whenever he calls you and uses that his charming voice to request for something, you just can't turn him down. You, my dear are the Union ATM machine. And by union, I mean the Side chics group of companies union.
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9. The Insurance Policy: This usually involves guys that arn't really game with having so many girls in their life. So they have one main chic, and one potential chic, who is just an insurance policy incase the main chic 'bleeps up'. So, just like girls keep insurance policies, guys also keep them. So he likes to keep you around, he doesn't really invite you to his house often. Most times when he invites you, his house is deserted. You do not know too many of his close friends. You know sooo much about him, yet you know so little about him. Sounds funny eh? Yeah..... And he never fails to tell you he loves you everytime. He doesn't want to commit himself to you, but he gets angry and 'jealous' when he notices other guys around you. In summary, he hasn't shown intention to get serious with you, yet he doesn't want you to get serious with any other guy. Babe, you're an insurance policy. One guy can have more than one insurance policy. This is called group insurance. But be careful guys... it's those kinda girls that go to 'babas' and cook 'efo' for you. Then it becomes Life Assurance Policy.
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10. The Model: He always takes you out to see his friends but never allows you talk in any of his discussions in public. This is common with yahoo boys. You're just for show off. Beauty but no brains, most times. You just greet, and go to stay in the car.

MrKnowitall:


Please don't insult me by calling that a challenge. One millia is nothing!

lol.. If one milla is nothing.. Send another one here. Make boys use enter new year.

LMAO
Of all the places available, it's Maami market they could find . . . where soldiers move about at night. That married woman hasn't just been decamped; she has also been ''de-married''.
BTW . . . Ladies, please answer this question. You and your coursemate (a guy) are going somewhere when suddenly he decides to ease himself by a nearby bush. In the process, he gets his pènis bitten by a cobra. He screams and you run to him. You quickly phone your doctor on what to do, and he says that you have to suck the poison out, or else your coursemate will die in 30mins. What will be your next course of action?

Woah... Since 7:16?... Sorry man.. There was a robbery in my house. That's why I wasn't available. My stuff wasn't stolen tho.. Still got my verse, if it's still possible to post.

Holla when you're ready...let's post.

Check! Eric Arthur

Mathicks from RG (Eric Arthur)

He's now in 2nd place. Let's push him back to number 1.... Leggo!!! Lalasticlala ...lol. Help out too tho