Don't just call youself a Side chic.. Know what department you're in. A normal guy can only keep a few side chics and each of them have job descriptions.
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1. The Cook: So he's always praising your cooking, and telling you how his fingers hurt because he bites himself each time he eats your egusi soup. He invites you over to his house, and he isn't even around most of the times when you cook. Or maybe you cook and take the food to his house. He is always happy when he sees you coming, because of the nylon bag hanging from your fingers. You are the cook.
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2. The Porn Actress: He has tried out all the imaginable styles with you and he keeps chatting with/calling you to describe your next 'adventure'. My sister, forget it and embrace your job description.
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3. The 'call' girl: Lol. Now, don't take the call girl for it's literal meaning. I'm not saying you're a runs girl or a prostitute, nope. But it's your type that yorubas call ''sare wa gba''. He hasn't called you all week, but anytime you see your phone ringing, and he is the one calling, you just know he is going to invite you over.... to... 'just chill', as he puts it. Sigh. Btw, you don't really benefit much, financially from him.
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4. The Salary/Wage Earner: hmmm. If this job description suits you, then you're what I'll call a Pay As You Go Side Chic. He invites you over, and after the day's job, you get paid. You are not a runs girl because you actually consider yourself 'his chic'.. just that he is very 'nice' and he is not stingy. So he 'gives you money'... naaah.. he doesn't pay you. He just 'gives you money'. He has a big heart. Lol.
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5. The Maid: You go to his house, wash his clothes sometimes, wash the dirty plates in his kitchen, and even sweep his house. He doesn't really complement you on your cooking, but he eats it with a broad smile. You are a senior house girl, my sister.
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6. The No-wife-material: Lol.. He seems to like you alot. He tells you so much about your good qualities, like how you're sooo good in the bad things. You giggle and laugh over it. You tell him tales each day about how countless men toast you on a daily basis, and how you insulted their generations. He laughs over them. You tell him about how you insulted your father when he shouted at you in front of your friends. Lol.. He laughs and hails you saying... ''Oya!!! Street ti take over!''.. Lol. He seems to like you alot but hasn't done anything that could mean he plans on marrying you. Sigh. You're just a material. Not a wife.
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7. The second in command: you are at the helm of affairs in his life. You even know his main chic, and he has promised you that he will soon break up with her. He has been promising since 3 months ago when you found out he had a main chic... Yet he hasn't broken up with her yet. You know almost everything about him. You've broken up with him twice but he got you back with Sharwarma and sweet talk. You even know some of his side chics and you're always quarelling with him about them. You're just helping the main chic carry her stress. *in lil wayne's voice* you know your role and you play it well.
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8. The ATM Machine: sigh... This one is easy. You know yourself. You know he isn't faithful... Yeah Yeah.. You know. You've fought with him a thousand times about who Yemi, Chiamaka, Blessing, Gloria, etc are.. Yet, whenever he calls you and uses that his charming voice to request for something, you just can't turn him down. You, my dear are the Union ATM machine. And by union, I mean the Side chics group of companies union.
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9. The Insurance Policy: This usually involves guys that arn't really game with having so many girls in their life. So they have one main chic, and one potential chic, who is just an insurance policy incase the main chic 'bleeps up'. So, just like girls keep insurance policies, guys also keep them. So he likes to keep you around, he doesn't really invite you to his house often. Most times when he invites you, his house is deserted. You do not know too many of his close friends. You know sooo much about him, yet you know so little about him. Sounds funny eh? Yeah..... And he never fails to tell you he loves you everytime. He doesn't want to commit himself to you, but he gets angry and 'jealous' when he notices other guys around you. In summary, he hasn't shown intention to get serious with you, yet he doesn't want you to get serious with any other guy. Babe, you're an insurance policy. One guy can have more than one insurance policy. This is called group insurance. But be careful guys... it's those kinda girls that go to 'babas' and cook 'efo' for you. Then it becomes Life Assurance Policy.
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10. The Model: He always takes you out to see his friends but never allows you talk in any of his discussions in public. This is common with yahoo boys. You're just for show off. Beauty but no brains, most times. You just greet, and go to stay in the car.

Lol..
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First to Comment.
Hmm.. *Speech Coming Up Soon*
Nice one OP.
Lalasticlala ..

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gals don suffer from the time of Adam and eve...so each gal have name or names attach to her when it comes to relationship

OP ur head dey #neck and ur head dey #work well

Nasooo....

But what men didn't realized that some of them are juz a toy boy...they are juz good as a snack but not a main course..

And now they have this guts, a head up saying they got a main chick(s)...Lol...Kids meant to play.

Lol... The way females have 'options' is the same way guys have options. Besides, most girls keep just one guy at a time (except the 'born to be olosho' types), while atleast 50% of guys keep more than one girl. Afterall the female population is almost x3 the male population ...where is lalasticlala sef?

Haha .. You started with Nasooo. Already mastered a whole lot'a pidgin I see..

KashyBaby:
Nasooo....

But what men didn't realized that some of them are juz a toy boy...they are juz good as a snack but not a main course..

And now they have this guts, a head up saying they got a main chick(s)...Lol...Kids meant to play.

Counter thread?

Tell me something

Nubian113:
Counter thread?

Yes,but who's gonna make it

such an interesting piece

Lol .. See Plotting in high places.

QueenValerie:
Yes,but who's gonna make it

QueenValerie:
Yes,but who's gonna make it

Let's plot: I found this:

1) She is addicted to your Johnson but won't commit;

My Guy you are the Handy man! Always available whenever she's Horney and needs satisfaction But just not good enough for Marriage.



Modified: I found her pmsl wait:

Samemissclassy

Mathicks:
Lol .. See Plotting in high places.

What do you mean?

Nubian113:


Let's plot: I found this:

1) She is addicted to your Johnson but won't commit;

My Guy you are the Handy man! Always available whenever she's Horney and needs satisfaction But just not good enough for Marriage.

Nice but I've got nothing where did you find yours?

QueenValerie:
Nice but I've got nothing where did you find yours?

Roam the romance section and read their sad asss stories

Nubian113:


Roam the romance section and read their sad asss stories

. oh that's good okay I'm gonna go look

QueenValerie:
. oh that's good okay I'mgonna go look

Nubian113:

Modified: I found her pmsl wait:
Samemissclassy

What?

Mathicks:
Haha .. You started with Nasooo. Already mastered a whole lot'a pidgin I see..

yes ooo...I think I gonna pursue my PhD in pidgin language soon...lol



Jk

Nice thread..

Oh Lord!

Sept20:
Oh Lord!

That's what I thought!

lol, some guys be thinking they are the one fooling the girls not knowing she has an ulterior motive

thumbs up to daughters of eve

very nice

happy Sunday pple

So a girl that is fooling a guy who has 2 others at his beck and call is what? ^_^

mistytohcute:
lol, some guys be thinking they are the one fooling the girls not knowing she has an ulterior motive

thumbs up to daughters of eve

Lol.. Construct 2 full sentences with pidgin first :p

KashyBaby:





yes ooo...I think I gonna pursue my PhD in pidgin language soon...lol



Jk

Lol.. And the counter starts. I have to admit that some guys are are mumus too sha. I was once in the Mr Help Her with Test and Exams category.. Smh. I do assignments tire

QueenValerie:
#2 Mr intimacy gadget
You're only good for one thing & one thing only, the sex. Other than that, worthless. (Found one I had to combine two to get this one.).
#3 The Sugar Daddy
Pay her school fees...
Over buy gifts for her
Makin it as u point of duty to be buyin airtime cards for her
Sayin yes all d time
#4 The Enabler
helping her wash clothes
helping her write her exams
allowing her slap u playfully
giving her liberty to flirt with other guys when u r dating her
helping her carry her handbag
condoning her shouting on