It's "Beaten" so awkward seeing "beating". So, so awkward. Never seen that in my life. Makes it look like the beating is still going on, lol.

There's one thing I still don't understand. Why do Nigerians like carrying cakes in their hands to take pictures with? Isn't it too heavy?

Why in the world do people descend so low?? The two need multiple knocks on their heads, exchanging insults like kids, whatever those words mean.

OZAOEKPE:

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OZAOEKPE:

I NEED TWO MINUTES WITH YOU.






WHAT IS YOUR PRICE?

In other words, you are a two-minute man? Lol

TheGoodJoe:


By performing far worse than his critics expected.

Amaechi Teachers, I hope you are preparing to receive your sack letters.

you think?

SylarsMcQuins:


Hey Ma'am, what's good with you?

I'm good. You?

I have a funny feeling this guy may surprise critics.

Oops!

Strong one

The way Nigerians treat human lives is sometimes worrisome

Gabor227:


Thanks Madam. But how do I do that? I'm new here

Click on my profile and send me an email message

Gabor227:
My name is Gbadebo Gboyega. Just admitted to Funaab. I was advised to join and post my issue to this platform to seek help that I might find an helper.
So I got this hostel off campus as an 100lvl student. I just paid for the apartment and I kept a remaining sum of 68 thousand naira with me- to pay my school fees and keep the rest in bank for my upkeep.
Few days ago, some dangerous guys broke in with guns. I was really frightened and had to beg for my life. They dispossessed me of my cash and some other petty valuables. I couldn't believe it. It was like a dream. You would say "why don't I go to my parents. Well, my dad went missing all of a sudden late 2014. My mom is actually a trader of fruits. And I come from a family of four. Two of my younger siblings are in primary school. All on her alone. She has been saving ffor my school since. Now something bad happened. Our house is at Ota. Please my brothers, no amount is small. I believe God will help you too. I will drop my account number. Please.

Pm me

RickRichards:

Hehe...ofcourse I can.
Here:
Look at this handkerchief. Oops! It's now a pigeon. Oops!! It's a rabbit now. Oops!!! I made the rabbit dissapear, I'm now holding up a full-grown wild lion by it's tail.
And now I've miraculously edited all the animals out of my post with nothing but the modify button.
Am I not the greatest magician man has ever known?

Lol. I didn't even see the handkerchief you started with. This your magic is legendary.

I also feel like giving one person 20k or 4 persons 5k each don't know how to go about it. Advice?

RickRichards:

Hmm...you love magic and watch it a lot, but never thought to pull a trick of two of your own? Sounds like you're not very adventurous, so sorry, I cannot continue talking with you.
Reply this message when you get some spirit of adventure in you.

Ha-ha. Good one. But can you pull any? You want to surprise me? **rolling eyes** I don't think so.

RickRichards:

Lol...yeah, I know. Plus, the church has their contact details. MathsChic, don't tell me you're a closet Houdini o.

True, the church has their contacts or could have obtained it some other way. Who knows?
Houdini? Lol. I love magic though and watch a lot of it.

danbrowndmf:
&What about our president buhari? Tahhh. Who basic English don epp? .

Lol

danbrowndmf:
with all his english they removed him from house of assembly,still try getting there back nobody voted for him. Who basic english don epp?

At least he got there on the strength of that.

RickRichards:

You're such a guru.

But really, it doesn't need a guru na. Who was debited for the credit to appear? Someone had to be. That pretty much confirms the scam.

The british magician, Dynamo once made all phones within an area ring continuously like they were being called at the same time. Even that illusionist stunt is "greater" than this supposed miracle.

Hmm...

RickRichards:

MathsChic, what's the probability that this is a scam?

100%, Ricky. 100%

danbrowndmf:
who basic english don epp?

For one, Hon Obiagghhobon, or something like that

STFUareyouGod:
not even mathematics

Hehehe. I got the joke.

Lol

They are building her. She had nothing to start with, not even basic English.

Hello here

Lol. Funny

I hope you know he paid for that space.

Bevista:
Of course, I didn't mean that strictly. It was only meant to be a light-hearted joke as well.

Pardon moi then

Bevista:
Would you advice that I steer clear of mathematicians as well?

It was all just a joke to me. I wouldn't recommend you stay off mathematicians, or even physicists. That's a lot, a great lot, to gain from a relationship between two smart heads.

phranseeqz:

One who makes 10 MPA might not be considered wealthy in the present Nigeria.

I think you are right. There isn't so much that can do.