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ochon:
I didn't get it all, but these are few I could grab from the JJ's group.

I came in to see JJ and Sammy both wasted and talking trash. JJ seems to be telling her a story. Then JJ asks Sammy why a pretty lady like her is single. Sammy asks him where's his wife and he throws a fit explaining how his wife dumped him and his sons. Asking Sammy why would she'd ask him about his wife. Sammy tells him that she did it to show him that even the most responsible people can still be single. They broaden their discussion to Play Station game console. Sammy quizzes him and tells JJ that he's not a great dad. She asks him why his (JJ) shoe is so big, if he's still nursing the hope that he'll still grow. They argued more about who's more responsible. Trezzybaba (bar man) comes in to chide JJ about his drunken state. He (Trezzybaba) sings Kcee's Pullover song while reminding them of their meeting. M'am bea comes in to join them and Trezzy greets her. They discussed and trezzy complains that JJ and SAmmy didn't go home but drank all through the night. JJ "jonzes" some more, while Klarklar and Idris joines them for the meeting. Idris is a pilot. Later JJ and Sammy joins the meeting while Idris and Klarklar gossips only for JJ to overhear them and mock idris. Telling Idris that's he's wuss and then picks fight with idris. Asking him if her mom didn't teach him manners, before pinching Idris' face to which Klarklar comes to push JJ down. Butty Butty arrives to the meeting to chide all of them for their infantile screaming. They start the meeting with Trezzy leading the opening prayer ( a funny prayer ). Treezy says his name is Abimbola, and confesses he's an alcoholic. Sammy says she's been sober for years. Trezzy said he drinks to be smarter, chase away depression, and to be strnger. Then he changed after he started asking himslef why he drinks and why her mom loves seeing him drunk. M'am Bea starts to confess, saying she's a sister to Abimbola before Idris rudely interrupts her. She goes on to say how her husby disrespects her and sleeps outside. Idris keep interrupting and other shouts at him to keep quiet. JJ tells M'am bea that her husband is cheating and that she's dumb not to know this. Mam Bea says her husband says he's taking his clothes to the laundry guy. Their act in conclusion is about conffession/therapy session for drunkards.


Figgy's assesment of group 2

Samantha - Sammy you are lazy, and I'm sick and tired of your laziness. Keep your head up when I'm talking to you. What I'm gonna say to you, might hurt you but it doesn't mean I hate you. Sammy Just cos you're beautiful doesn't mean you can get everything in life as you want. You rely on JJ all through the performance. You followed his lead. You didn't play any part at all. You have to stand out. Stick to your choices. Somewhere in your choices, you started sounding like JJ. It's cos you are lazy sweetheart and I don't understand why you'd waste this opportunity and refuse to grow intellectually. I'm disappointed with you.


Trezyy - You are good. I love the way you were whistling musically before the others came in. Your group should've sang together with you. I encourage you to try other accents. I mean open up to other words. As an artist, go out of your comfort zone and learn other people's accents. Don't be enclosed. Once again, I commend you. Congrats.

Buttpherly - young lady, you know how fond I am of you, but I'm disappointed with your performance. At the beginning you were good, but when you talked, I was dissapointed. I want all of you to be able to express yourself via your body moves before y'all talk. Butty you only came alive at the end. You all shoould all make a choice an stick to it.

JJ - congrats on your vocal stength and charcater. I commend you on your vocal prowess. I though you'd loose your commitment, but you didn't. I commend you. I however do question how you well knew your lines. I want y'all to interject not cos it's funny, but to know when to interject. However I congratulate all of you for your vocal strength.

M'amBea - Beautiful lady from Ghana. All I see was yourself. I encourage to you to be outspoken and know when to talk and reprimand well. I felt you were not speaking too much, you relied too much on your costume. Your character only came alive when you strted speaking.


Idris - Nice character young man. I think you listened to my advice. I saw your improvement. I'd love to commend you on your character. Your character was nice. Every character has layers, and that's what we call shades of character. You did well.


Klarrklar - klarklar, the work you put in young man, is what you'll get in the end. I'm sure you have heard that "what you sow, is what you'll reap." Tonight you didn't reap what you sowed. I didn't hear your character, I heard only you. Your reaction was quiet shocking to me. A short person slapped you and your reaction was shocking. You were jaded all through your performance. At a point, you were writing. What were you writing? Unfortunately, almost everything you did, did not read well. You said your name is Akwete, but you had a sub-African accent. I'm afraid, you didn't know your lines.

Lastly, I feel you guys did not respect your craft. I feel you guys don't respect the opportunity you guys have to shine. Laziness will get you no where,...blah blah.. (Didn't pay attentin to the rest)

My best acts in group 1 - Sheillah and Tayo.

For group 2 - JJ and Butty Butty. Butty is the most eloquent HMs this season. She's damn good in speaking.

But the best act is JJ. This guy is just so flawless. He acted like seasoned actor. Thumbs up.

TDonald:
Enyeama is one of the worst Goalies we have in the history of Nigeria..... HE is our first choice simply because his Rivals(Ejide & Agbim) are Useless..... So why does he deserve the African Best footballer..... This thread must be a joke.

denisfidha:
GoodGirl2 was replying to a suggestion that said 'each country should have its own BB' since neighboring countries tend to vote for one another. Thus GoodGirl2 said it will be same differnce since in a country like Kenya, people will start voting people from there region. Any way, tribalsm is there in Kenya, and its bad, but people like to exagirate...........i.e. the biggest comedy show in East and Central africa- churchil show usually pokes fun at differnt Kenyan tribes and people laugh about it all the time. Kenyans may hate one another for minute, next minute they are laughing together at another person. If you want to find out, just look for a heated tribal or political discussion between two Kenyans then jump in between and anounce yourself as bieng a foreigner and then comment something bad about Kenya, Next thing they will do is forget there difernces and turn on you you would eeven think that the two guys are closest of friends

vandalZA:
are you crazy its that a 25litre??

ninnyanny:
well melvin has featured in some adverts/commercials/movies/soaps....but truth be told, he isnt doing justice to the opportunity given to him.melvin ,I think doesnt believe in goin for something ,he believes in waiting foe something.

sunnyshayne:
7up

Sircomeference:
i pity her,,,, if rain go fall,,, she would know "there's difference between 6 and half a dozen"

Akshow:
My boy keep on singing and shouting. God punish haterzz. As long as Sam, Mr 264, Macggi 2, Permithias, Ntlamta live before Tayo I'm ok even if he doesn't win.

I just hope and pray Naija voted for Frankie.

maum:
Please sir did you just imply that a Nigerian behaving like a typical Nigerian is a problem, or didn't I quite catch what you meant?

14:
Based on your analyses, you see your boy has some work to do. Maybe SADC people can relate to JJ more than Tayo. Why this regional thing is only blamed on SADC, we are forgeting that East Africa has been voting as a block since the season one. But when West Africa do the same, its all OK. Your boy has an advantage because he has spent 6yrs living in SA, so he understands the culture, but his problem, he still behaves live a typical Nigerian, which is a turn off to the laid back SADC citizens.

kgr28:
Can you tell 1 bad thing about Tayo!!

thandii1:
Sheila was such a sweetheart. I loved that chic to bits. Oh, shuti memories.

Prezzo was also an interesting fuccktard. I never missed His extremely entertaining diary sessions, but I hated his guts and ugly face.

GoodGirl2:
That's what you think. When Huddah was evicted last year, the few people who watch BBA went to bars to celebrate because she wasn't liked. It's that bad here. If people do not like you AS A PERSON, no one will care whether you're evicted or not. I have been on this thread and if you go through my posts, I have NEVER EVER discussed any of our representatives because I could care less about them. So brother, I'm sorry to disappoint you but you've got it all wrong-no BBA Hotshot tears from me. LOL. I have already declared my love for Tayo (I say again, go through my posts and confirm). Unfortunately for you and Tayo, I have outgrown voting, so your homeboy gets no vote from me. LOL.

As for the ICC stuff, save the favour for a Kenyan citizen who's having sleepless nights over the issue. I am never bothered by politicians and their crap.

Belovedd:
Dunno why but... I love teargas, there is just something about him, he is himself. He kinda reminds me of sulu

Dannyxy:
;;;;;;;.

LADIES AND GENTLE MEN, I want present to youuuuuu, the different names offffffffffff
PERMITHIAS, our favorite homie.

1. perming lotion kikkiiiiikiiiii
2. prehistoric
3.primitive
4.permission
5.permutation
6.performancemachine
7.personification
8.perimeter

more names are been discovered everyday

buhhhahaaaaaa, My world!!!! Africa has murdered this guy's name.

Jennydoris:
If you can get a handle on the things on this list, I guarantee
you'll notice your relationship drastically change for the
better.

9. Dumping your insecurities onto him. It's not his fault if
you feel fat or your skin is breaking out or you found a tiny
wrinkle by your mouth, these are your issues and hang ups
so don't turn them into relationship problems.

 If he's with you, it's a given that he finds you attractive. Don't
talk him out of his attraction by highlighting all your flaws.
Chances are he won't even notice these things until you point
them out, so why draw attention to them? Men are attracted to
confident women so not only will you be making him a ware
of your flaws, you'll be diminishing his overall attraction to
you.


Lots Of Love.

Dannyxy:
kikiki, as long this world still remain, some issues will have gender sentiment, I don't think there is anything anyone can do about it, if Luis had slapped Mira now without any serious provocation, I will be hard on him.. that's just the way it is bro.

THEAMAKA:
Some people (including some Nigerians) are voting Mira now cause she "brings drama" SMH for Nigerian mentality

Mira kisses two guys and let's one of them smash that same day; "this house is hot, gonna vote for Mira"

Lillian talks and twerks too much; O boy this girl is disgracing us, she be olodo, she should come home quick

Even ordinary finger ing caused death threats to Beverly in the form of stoning

*spits*

Dannyxy:
so Mira na pretender?, I hate to hear this kind thing.

I hope they used protection sha, because bringing a child to this world, conceived out of of a moment lust is a terrible thing...
when will some get girls even have sense?, no shame and dignity at all, and it's all this so called good girls that keep doing it,
from Talia to Betty to mira, even that girl,
ehmm(that girl that slept with luke in star game) they are all pretenders, I am starting to be scared of this so called "good girls". crap!

Emilliw3m:
Nigeria must win this match.. Gooo Boyzzz !!!!

THEAMAKA:
Nhlanlha ain't stopping her or what? Thought he really was sticking to Sheillah.
I like this kinda drama tho, as long as it doesn't involve my reps.

WORD BABE!!!

ladunsky:
Tapuwa.. of season one to me was laid back too.. she and Bayo were good friends. I liked her very much. She n Bayo could gossip eh...

sophiangel:
That little man jj should seriously leave lilian and tayo alone?during his DS he said lilian was jealous of the talents in the group,just because she bluntly told him that he should let others share there opinions too,and he so mentioned his clash with tayo,that is so long ago.

safarigirl:
no, I don't look forward to her effing up, I used that term cuz nothing else came to me. I knew you'd highlight that part . Why can't we get girls like Samantha or Pokello or Maria or Vimbai, aren't there fun, respectable ladies in Nigeria?

ochejoseph:
they were so used to writing bad things about us that at a point they forgot where Nigeria was on the map,(SEE CNN BLUNDER BELOW) now we are been celebrated praise the LORD

SERIOUS BLUNDER!!! CHOI!!!