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slimwhite:
Hmmmmmm really?

Yea....am a good lover...I av been called names like unique, different, love guru, hybrid... by ladies I dated...
I know this sounds silly


Spontaneity na my selling point

alexdellafonte:
See urself? Simple question is she ur girlfriend. Stop dodging my question, her name c............

Make una see me see wahala Ooo....nigga why u carry my matter for head, go find someone else to bug naw....u dnt know her period

alexdellafonte:
See urself? Simple question is she ur girlfriend. Stop dodging my question, her name c............

Make una see me see wahala Ooo....nigga why u carry my matter for head, go find someone else to bug naw....u dnt know her period

alexdellafonte:
No i stay I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅ lesotho didirin.
Simple question ℓ asked. Is she ur girlfriend? I even have her digits.

Neither of us have ever been to lesotho....you dnt knw her

What will you do if your wife slaps your mum 5 consecutive days under your own roof?

missclasssy:
Dear rokiatu,
You are one of the nairalanders that have owned my respect for a very long time now. I have always admired you maturity and wished my bum could be as endearing as yours.

But for the past few days I can't seem to place that maturity I had always seen in you.
Let me explain.....
Few days back you created a thread telling everyone that it was your birthday. I am not saying that celebrating your day of birth is wrong but opening a thread to broadcast it is overly childish in my own opinion.
You are very loved around nairaland and I believe someone must have wanted to create a birthday thread for you.
I wanted to say a thing or two to you about that, but I just didn't want to spoil your special day for you

Now you are capping my presumption with this silly thread.
May I ask you what the heck the essence of this annoying thread you put up is ?
Come on, there are people who do this stuff but I don't expect you to put up such nonsense...
Please it's quite disheartening to say the least

Asides the nature of the thread, you are also making mockery of the girl in the photo. That's not nice, don't you think....

Rokiatu please forgive me if I went about this the wrong way, I just felt I should express how I feel
Thanks

MtcheewwW....person dae busy dae live her life, u live your own precious life time dae analyse her own....
Mrs rokiatu ride on funmi jare

Another beeshit post again

alexdellafonte:
Wait à min . I think i knw dis babe , is She ur girl friend . Name withheld.

Do u stay in canada?

For me na that night Ooo

My maths teacher in high school
He embarrased me infront of my first ever girlfriend so I crushed his balls...I was voted Head prefect afterwards...f++kin canadian

Gamalin 20 mixed engine oil.....epic

Even if my butt can feel emotions this story no fit move me

And they call us monkeys.....smh

Miss world mmu

That kid will be having thoughts like

"Why those this feel so good, why am I breathing fast, why does it feel like I want to weewee, why is my peepee shaking and paining me, why do I have this feeling like there is suppose to be a hole somewhere"

slimwhite:
Yes...with all my heart....there is no one like him....so unique and different from all others....Infact dat guy no be two for dis life....

Obviously you've not met me.....

HELL NO.....

We go just divorce the following moneey

falconey:
technically you are right but guess what? She doesn't have to clean it from the back.............

Touche'

chidekings:
this is touching and good,u can make a good author

Thanks bro

Having new friends is adventurous....when i look out my window, its like every single person out there I see, have a cool story going on in there lives ad-libitum....ujust hav to acquint yourself with these people to unfold this stories, its like reading a free story book, which is unfinished and in progress with unpredictable next-chapters, a book with a name but no author.
some stories are adventurous, interesting, funny, captivating, sorrowful, inspiring,religious, and if you are lucky u may just find that one story that will change you forever
I just did...or should I say, this one found me... I will never forget that day
Every single chapter about her amazes me, totally different, like nothiing I have ever seen, always making me want more, her smile, her eyes, everything is perfect. This book fell of the shelf towards me like it wanted me to read it, and after many doubts, fracas and quagmire I did, for few months actually.
And I felt blessed..
Sadly.....I just lost this book, and worst of it all, am still in d first few pages of it...Still imagining how your story ends, how my part in it ends,if I at some point became your antagonist, if there would ever had been a happy ever after....well its too late now, just hope I get over this suspense...Goodbye lost book hope I find you again as I look out my window to find another adventurous life-changing story amongst the many people I see....

Juliaann:
19 mine was late tho

Adonbilivit

Tantidora:
When my breast were developing
and ........ Hmmmmm
Shy

Wreally??

Deapexboy:
hmmmmmm...i don't get u..

Am stil a kid oo

in Pete Edichie's voice '' My son, u r still a child....you will understand better when you are much older'' -sips palm wine and blinks-

Deapexboy:
Ah stil dey open door uptil now...

Advice me!

''bro, stop eating your landlady's food'' in LIl wayne's voice

''

chimerase2:
I started at de age of 17
Is a long story tho

chaiiii....na your mum i dae pity

she go don cry 'my pikin my pikin' taya, tinkin say your brain don break inside

urhoboman:
haba, black bush at 14? Too small Na. Abi u planted it urself. Lol.

i be OGB then na.....

derrick333:
Lol dats for pipo dat took dia bath in an enclosed bathroom, we NA outsid oo ,til pubic shw,we upgrade2bathroom

@ what age bro

derrick333:
Lol dats for pipo dat took dia bath in an enclosed bathroom, we NA outsid oo ,til pubic shw,we upgrade2bathroom

lols

Does it have anything to do with instinct or does environment makes one decide when to start.....or any of the above.

Unibenstudent:
When did u start not when did u started.

tanx boss

As for me i bathed with open door until by bush turned from brown to black and my mum had to start yelling at me.....i think i was 14 then

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