₦airaland Forum

Big Thanks to all of you for your contributions. I really appreciate.

Fernandowski:
u live in one room?

No....3bedroom flat..why?

obiorathesubtle:
He's 10.. Better start teaching the kid about sex before it goes out of hand.

Seriously oo....I mean why did he even grin...am thinking he knows too much

JanuaryTempest:
You'll probably never get another kiss from him again after he found out where those lips have been

Lols....that's a good one

Abeg what would you do in this situation??

It was on a sunday afternoon during this xmas holiday. My wife and I decided get a little kinky because honestly we havnt had some good actions for a really long time. So my wife asked Martha our nanny to take the kids to our neighbours house upstairs for some play time and bring them back by 6pm. Kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa we don comot cloth, kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo we don start pre-intimacy, and that was when it happened oo....Our 10yrs old son just opened the door "mum can I have some....." and saw his mum leaning on the edge of the bed crying and his dad eating his mums buttoks. Lo and behold this little dude just paused and thereafter there was a big grin + disgust on his face. My wife hasn't stopped crying oo, mostly because she thinks this kind of scenerio can eff up kids chemistry n stuffs. Plus he now looks at me somehow whenever we are together. I hope he doesn't tell the others what he saw.

So please nairalanders how can I explain or brainwash my kid about what he saw that day.

Why should I check.....you don carry am be sae u don carry am, why would I want to be HIV positive and SAD when I can just continue living my life happily in ignorance of my HIVstatus

ElPhoche:
Right, as in that stomach acid is dilute?

Yea

ElPhoche:
Actually, you are wrong concerning the acidity issue. The parietal cells of the stomach secrete about 160 millimoles of acid per b liter, with the pH of this acid being 0.8, demonstrating its acidity and can range from 1-3.5 or thereabout. Remember that acidity is graded 0(1)-7, and the smaller, the more acidic.
The stomach however produces a very viscid and alkaline that coat that helps to protect it. Of not, they stomach qould go ahead and digest itself..

He is right...you are wrong

So far I have seen 2 of my look alikes,....the first one na my name sake sef

I heard its because the Cock was fed with cocaine and chicken....

cycline404:
"that doesnt have a single fire fighters".

This is just wrong on so many levels...

This made front page....??

rossi5:
there u go girl,i love dark complexion guys....anytime

Why?

cutemaria:
That's great but the Godly part could have made it perfect.

My dear, even hookers* they fyn God-fearing man this days
Obessed girls dae fyn guys with 6packs
4ft girls dae fyn guys with 6.5ft height
Olodo girl dae fyn guys with GREAT sense of humour


#OjukOkoro....no go kill una

01emek:
Its was really unfair and disheartened for her to refuse my proposal because of my height.

Pls nairalander is height now a problem in relationship and for the records,am 5:1.

Is she short??

NIGERIA.....first na garden egg inside eggroll, now this....only. GOD can save us

donweasley:
F.t.c, i dedicate this to other nairalanders still trying. D truth is dat i wunt allow it.

Well, you go hav to allow us when you finally find job

koboko69:
I used to have one I kept for ovee 3 years. I later started calling it Scofield cos....no matter how u secure the cage....it breaks out and wait for you on the cotton railings. When u try to open rhe cotten....it will just scream at you....more like I AM HERE!!! Ntorr!!!!

The prob o.had with it...is that it was destructive..there was no point locking it up again. It enters anywhere it likes at will. I later gave it out to mu cousins. They let it out in the compound. It made some friends....and they thought it how to fly again....that was the end.

Bwahahahahaha

I trust guys....this shitt won't sell

I use to think Opera mini was better until i started using Ucweb.....its just awesome

How sure are you its not d man's...?? Wat if his comfortable with women undies than mens'

richgang:
I remember when I was still little I used to play, we will act a drama called "Mama and papa" I will be the papa and I will choose a girl I have been having crush on since as mama, then after the drama start, me the papa will now send our children to go buy snail, cos I know before they will see a snail will take up to one hour, so after they are gone, it will now be papa(me) and my crush( mama) all alone in the room, so I will now tell my crush (mama) to attend to me as her husband, .. I guess you guys knows the next step.....

I miss playing MAMA and PAPA

Chaii.....evil pikin

tchidi:

I thought the days of the week was only peculiar to Nigeria.
I thought weavons were attached to the scalp directly.
I hid my christmas shoe under the bed and prayed to God to change it to a better one before morning. ....

Bwahahah.....I go tell your mummy

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Fatdon:
http://oscarmini.com/tips/why-you-should-destroy-your-recharge-cards-after-loading

Abeg which mumu criminal go dae recharge phone when robbery they go on biko nu....who he wan call wey no fit wait

Akantibiliv diz made front page sha....

They probably want to pay lower salary

dre11:
http://tribuneonlineng.com/content/teacher-defiles-pry-3-pupil

What If she was 11 years old??...teacher can get away wit it

tmanis:
did you just say it runs?


btw, are you the RAphael from TMNT?

Yea he did....buh he didnt mention if it runs very fast or slowly

tdayof:
prodegree
has owl too I guess saw one on his dp.. He is really weird...

Bwahahah....u funny

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Sorry ireneony. Wrong time to create a thread

Dygeasy_ just created a thread and all the attention will be on that thread,, so your thread won't be getting enough attention [/color]

are you new??.....are u up to 18??.....

Barselonia:
I just Downloaded the Godwin video and everything about the video is Okay But the only thing that amazed me is that dancing step of korede bello...

What name can be giving to the dancing step, we know skelewu,itigi, shoki and the rest...

can we call this odoyo dance.

why niggaz always have to hate.....#smBhead