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LillyAnne:
I hate cutting vegetables... I always end up cutting my fingers .
I hate peeling yam...makes my hand itchy
I hate pounding ede... hardwork

All this HIV you are sharing....hmmm

Definitely peelling yam...

Nice

Were is d rocket launchers n jetpack attached...??

I.Q/smartness = father
ability to retain memory/brilliancy = mother

iceberylin:
Havnt kissed since Ebola outbreak

wow.....your signature is sOo original

mdee1:
picture of u watching her self service or....

seconded

Bukast:
iz android pes or fifa out?

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I HATE PES......FIFA ALL THE WAY

EroticAngelina:
hmmmmm when did u start becoming this friendly to me? ^^ or ur playing nice to me so that I will vote for u huh? lol

touche

Just tell him you feel shy when you look into his eyes.....it will eventually stop else he will he will help you stop it

evegran:
My shortest relationship was 3days too. He was such a jerk. I felt like slapping him all the time. He was so insensitive, proud and loud. I was crazy - my first year of university to accept and date him for even three days. We'd been friends for a couple of months till an attraction happened mutually- If memory serves me well, I was probably high for the three days, oh but the sex was amazing.-he was an animal in bed, he worked on my body and made me feel so good. He was so commanding and forceful. He carried me and threw me about like I was some fancy teddy- well to be fair I'm very fit and almost weightless. We argued always and then we'd have aggressive sex. Ah! Anyway, I was younger, stupid and getting to understand myself so he happened.

pix or adonbilivit

When my girl caught me with anoda in the martial art of courtship

HELL YEA!!!......

except my mum,sisters,future wife n daughter ofcourse

Hahahah......honey have you heard of the word '' police ''?? .........involve them when necessary

As a typical naija....ama ask this just once

who go buy my vote......??

cynthia3d:
Some are bad kissers while some are just good in it so pls stop generalizing words as for I know am good at that but its not open for every body just my furtur husband alone

if i hear sae u never kiss taya

Hehehh.......

Am a good kisser myself and i try to pass d favor to my ex-es

One time....i put strawberry candy in my gf's mouth and we licked and fought for it with our tongues .....gently n swiftly at the same time for minutes

until it led to another fin

Abeg who don finally win??

ATMC:
...on a second thought, mmmhhhh We can work on the bad breath ba? YES WE CAN!

so itz tolerable??

2 ladies were discussing and i overheard one of them saying she would rather pick no. 2

so i was wondering if bad breathe is that bad......can it be tolerated??

sylvalord:
CONGRATULATIONS OP, UR THREAD JUST WON THE AWARD OF "MOST USELESS THREAD ON NAIRALAND" TODAY

says the jahbless hypocrite and religious psycho who enjoys chatting in romance room..... _douchebag

Jeez niggas.....get d Bleep outta my thread

i dont have bad breathe or small jp

LesbianBoyy:
My Iphone 6 just stopped charging..
Please, what should i do ??

try charging it while its inside a bowl of hot water

If you have to marry one this set of guys, which will it be


1. A guy with a terrible bad breath but has a peni*s size slightly larger than normal

2. A guy with no bad breath but has a very small peni*s

no lies plz.....

ramdris:
Nope I think Am too smart to b caught and also super smart to b cheated upon. .
*takes cover cos of the incoming yabs from e-thugs*

u wish

luvlyoracle:
you owe her your life.

Dude this is 21st century not 1600BC

Jerryolumide:
lol, sorry boss didn't mean dat as an insult o

go n sin no more

lawrenceunaa:
sorry you typed three words

i know people....Gush people
where are your sense of humour