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dytbabe: Wasn't slpn
I blv in her words n prayers
I can so bet it I will be out in due time
Didn't u write innocent?
Small thing

lols.....noted

dytbabe: For ma?
I can do anyth
Cos I know I won't spend upto a year there
Her prayers/fast/tears will bring me back home healthy and alive

wake up ma'am.....this is reality

Her killer curve.......holding her waist is like holding a coke bottle with your 2 hands

Princessderaa: yes ofcos i cn do anytn for my mum#R.I.P DAD.

you do know that its 40 years plus your current age right??

What will be d essence of still living

Hehehh goodluck finding a man who will marry a 60+ years old woman

If both of your parents were sentenced to death for crime they didn't commit and you had the chance to bail them by spending 40 years in prison....will you bail them or let them die.??

Go consult Guru pitka

carefreewannabe: It may come as a surprise to you but I am a very good cook and for YOUR information to make you stop making wrong assumptions, I cook for my baby and when I cook for him, I cook with a lot of love.

But guess what, he can cook too. And he doesn't question his manhood when he cooks something for me.

And each time he does something for me, I say to myself, I will give it back to him multiple times.

*na wash*

carefreewannabe: Any man who doesn't know how to cook is dvmb because cooking is easy.

And how can you NOT know how to nurture YOURSELF and depend on others for this to happen?

Any woman who doesn't know how to provide for herself is dvmb because providing is easy.
And how can you NOT know how to buy stuffs for YOURSELF and depend on Guys for this to happen?

pussygotlips: I tell u, my mother is even complaining

wow.....you must be very proud of yourself

softsparkyy: I am in heaven can you come?

whatever it takes ma'am

softsparkyy: I spent my money on people around me.

heheh please how can i always be around you.....

For me i love gadgets......am planning on buying this new ipad air....125k.......on mah next payday

Mine is crazy shaa

It was a necklace worth 25k. I was supposed to give it to her on our graduation buh she pissed me off that dat intentionally imagine off all days na our grad day....she was just hanging out wit my friends, making eye contact wit me, she no even greet me like sae we dae quarel.....i asked to come sit on my lap she no gree, oya leave my friends nd come sit close she no gree....*she was looking damn pretty that day* so i vex comot she come dae call me, dae beg me i jas dae snub dae waka comot go fine some other girls for d party......later i fine am i no see, fine am for after party she no come.....i carry the jewelry give another girl that night after she blessed me......*alco no good Ooo*
the next day i dnt knw how it happened oo, she got d news bout d jewel, she called me and we met, she tried to bring up d topic after several mins of discussion n wen she succeeded, i told her i no longer hav it that i gav it to someone else she asked me how much i bought and lo and behold i was dumbfounded......told her dho......she just handed back my Phone and walked away and that was it.......Crystabel had d greatest hips so far for my ex list

jhimmiefolush: Her Heart and Time spent with you are priceless gifts you can't quantify.

we tell you say we no know......simple question, wats d most expensive gift u don buy.....haba nigga

kreezzy: Liver to do wetin

to hug

kreezzy: You don't need to be. *hugs him*

u get the liver....??

Epathra: A friend just showed ♏ε this pix with genuine excitement and I was like 'bull crap' she was disappointed coz she thinks ΐτ̅'s creative on the guy's part. So ladies will u say yes if the time to pop the question comes and he brings this. Guys can you present this to HER? Tiffanyj, Toyindipo, tallesty, feverray.

creepy

Bro no vex oo...... wetin your neighbour give u chop??

U follow an talk twice, u no ask am wetin dae worry am.......mtcheeeeWW *sips palmwine*

* Space booked *

Abee79: 7th September 2001, during the first Jos (Plateau State) crisis. I trekked from University of Jos (Bauchi Road) to check whether all was well with my girlfriend who lived near Hillcrest School - (about 9 Km) - AMIDST THE FIGHT, BLOOD, DEAD BODIES, SMOKE, GUNSHOTS, PANDEMONIUM, e.t.c. Only to meet another guy chilling at her place!
the sorrow I felt that day can only be imagined . . .
I almost got killed on my way back home. I Had to FLEE from an angry mob of armed youths.
>>>All because of "Love"!

eyhaa

modestdude: its a monthly routine bro.

Moreover, you dont do these things to people who you dont know their status. Maybe I didnt spell it out, she was my girlfriend

owk then......enjoy your honeyed nyash adventure.....*ay

dancok: can I meet u?

dude....really??

Dygeasy: LIST OF SUGGESTED MEN TO WOO


Tallesty1
Naijaboiy
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DaveP
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Lol......u didnt spell my name well oo.....i cant find it on d list

modestdude: Mine was coating her arsehole with honey and licking it voraciously like I won a trophy.

Crazy act right? The feeling is out of this world though, coz I got it back too .

#Crazyactofyesteryears

hope uve gone for test....

sammieguze: Crying, washing her cloth but that's coz she was sick, allowing her to shave me. Don't ask what she shaved #coverseyes

your nyash hair