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CROWNWEALTH019:
They should have mercy on them and give them a second chance, buhari himself once said an attack on boko haram is an attack on the north. He went on to release sokoto and all other boki haramists because they are northerner... An attack on badooos is an attack on southerners and we are going to resist it.

he said that??

awon bossqueen....miss independent

Emmaesty:
It costs 30 billion dollars

o.y.o

Emmaesty:
I don't have two of that but I've got two boobs tho. Nice shey

sure....if your love dont cost a thing.

Emmaesty:
I'll only seduce you if you satisfy the following conditions:

1, Car: 2012 model and above(preferably range rover)

2, Two bedroom flat at either Magodo, 1004, Lekki phase 1 and Banana Island Please note that you must be currently building your house.

3, Well paying job or stable business. Something that brings a minimum guaranteed sum of 500k per month

4, You must not be married. Please, acid is very real.

5, Sense of humor and Good looking

6, Age range of 24-28

If you know that you don't reach any of the requirement, never contact me again .

But if you do, feel free to PM me

with this your requirement, u better have 2 v+ginas

i dey hear sey na August now

yemmy75:
Seriously... Shey we no go make #mobilizestream2 trend on Twitter like dis?

bros na d way forward now oo....

month go soon end, guys need to know weda we go cont. working in July or not

nna eh....i tink say printing of call up letter go start today.....this nysc guys tink sey we dey jobless oo.....atleast release time table for us make we know how to plan our future

addikt:
I don't have an immediate kid bro, this kid bro I'm talking about is my cousin, we answer the same surname. My 2 big Brothers from my parents have beards , since the age of 23/24.

My dad, i used to see my dad with beards years ago until he stopped keeping them, they don't even come out again seff...lol..

ok ok......is your jaw totally bare or are there little strands.....if there is, do u ever notice hair shedding

addikt:
Well, I notice that a lot , even guys too don't respect their elders not because they don't know he's older (they probably know ) but because he dosent have beards.

I'm 27 and doesn't even have just 1. So painful, I'm in my room, locked up now because my kid brother brought hi's frwinds home and they were just like who is this , I don't have to talk so I'd better keep low. I didn't know this thread is even waiting for me....gosh to the lol ....lol

does ur kid bro n dad have beard. if yes reply....mayb i can help

Chemist009:
..... Hello fellows,my name is Shuaibu(not real name),am in my late twenties and am from Edo. So this is my story:



... Everything was going well and I was really at my peak until this happened some 11 years ago(2006 precisely)...... I was at home with my Guardian's wife and one of my cousins at night(around 8pm or so) when suddenly I heard someone call my name at the door and I answered rushing to open the door,only to discover that there was nobody at the door and i was a little terrified. And that ordeal, I can say was the beginning of my mystery.

Later on,I began having series of terrible nightmares that would linger on to become part of my life till this day. Firstly,I would always dream that I want to take something,but my hand will never get to it as i would stretch and stretch-and it was a recurring nightmare that happened on a regular basis. Secondly,I always dreamt that am always being pursued or running and when am running, it's usually at a very very slow rate and this dream too happened all the time. And so for a long sustained period,i had these two nightmares and in most occasions,always in danger.



Fastforward to a few years later and I would notice deterioration in every facet of my life, yet, I would just ignore. Later around 2012, I would gain admission into the University, but I well too realised that I was never the same again..... Before i entered University though, I began having health challenges (chest pain and discomfort) and I inwardly suspected it's a heart problem. So at the University, to cut a long story short, I never got anywhere near my peak and it was always whenever i had it in mind that I wanted to study or exams were around the corner that my chest problem always came, but when free or unoccupied or during holidays, I felt healthy and this was the trend all through my University days.


Again, although it was nightmares pre University, at the university it became somewhat metaphysical and it was in truth worrying. Whenever i slept and wanted to wake up, I always felt as though am being held down and standing up or even shaking becomes impossible and this has continued till this day. In summary, of recent it's either very terrible nightmares or not being able to stand up when awake as a result of being held down-and this mainly happens when am sleeping alone and in most cases when the room is dark.

It's way more mysterious than i presented it, but this is just a Summary of everything. Opinions please cos I feel trapped......

dude you dey owe.... u touch any woman around dat 2006?

Geraldyne:
Lol.. d guy wan use sex kill me..mehn I had to run 4 my pussi biko

So u finally dump am


https://www.nairaland.com/3437950/boyfriend-always-wants-sex

Dont have an ex.....i leave her in a way that i can always come back if we jam again as stated by Okafor's law.....How i do it is classified....

Apply toothpaste on your face before bed and wash of in the morning to clear pimples...i used dis method for years back then...... Please dont do it more than twice a week else ur skin will look like nylon.......tank me later

She came back from a 2wks vacation.....She finished....spat into a glass....poured a pink reagent aaaand it didnt turn deep blue......

Am like "wat just happened"....shes like..."nigga pak ur shiets..leave..and dont ever call me again"
I wipe me D, get dressed n left......She was right dho..i did cheat...alot...with her friend....downstairs















ps. 100% fiction

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Evaberry:
can u kindly Bleep off my mentions, broke Dimwitt

Shiette......

Wetin concern me....

Stockholm's Syndrome

Yeaeh...

Treash:
Even those C&S Church bad. I remember when I once dated a prophet daughter. The day I fu*k the girl, the father got to know and asked the cheerful giving gurl to bring my name, so he can use maize to run me mad. That was the last time i see the gurl. I fled.

Lol...for your mind u don fled abi.......why do u tink you hav been rising and falling




na joke oi

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siye102:
there's nothing as sweet as sleeping naked.
it's pure bliss.

Pix or adonbilivit

redcliff:
First rule of chyking babes online.. even if they are fine. Never tell it to them. They would never take you serious because there is no difference between you and the other guys they dont like who tells them the same godamn thing!

Dude its just an honest compliment....no chyke intended



P.s. not trying never gets you the girl....i unds. wer u going tho

lonelydora:
I was in room 208 and then 314.

U sabi coachy or Lewandowsky?

drey69:
FUTO Alumni?

No

PeakMilkOfTexas:
Too much ingredients in one soup

Damn...

So much beauty for One

lonelydora:
Had one annoying Douglas then, he forms born again and wouldn't allow guys shine their girlfriend's in the room. Whenever bae visits he will be forming sleep. Until one day we planned for him. My roommate told her gf what he wants to do and luckily the girl agree.

He invited the girl over and Douglas as usual laid on the bed forming sleep. That's how my guy started undressing his gf and kissing her noisily. Douglas couldn't bear the whole scene and he ran out of the room. From that day onwards, whenever any of our gfs visits he will be the first to leave the room.

Eni-Njoku hall of Franco in UNN was fun shaa.

Holy sh't.....i was at room 317 Coachy n Kiwi room then....good tines

Had one that masturbates* at midnight in the dark in the midst of 6 other guys all lieing on the floor.....am not sure if anyother roomie knows.....i hated that queefy sound and the manly smell afterwards.....#he is a cool dude tho

KevinDein:
The norm by our youth when you tell them to do the right and moral thing is to tell you;

"Don't judge"

"He who is without sin should cast the first stone"
Or their favorite

"Hypocrite, hypocrite hypocrite"

Most Nigerians try so hard to justify all sorts of terrible stuffs by misinterpreting the Bible. The consequences are right in front of all of us to see. Things will get sooo bad before they become better again....in year 2400

Collect hand shake joor


I thought i was d only one who has noticed.......that demonic trend started after Chris brown's - dont judge me.......our youth now see honest advice as judgement or condemnation

Another guy who revolutionised naija youth is Wizkid

alignacademy:
Sad.

To prevent such homicide cases, can't e-commerce shops deliver only in public places, during the day?

Also, what statutory employer policies can be put in place to help families of employees in cases like these?

I wish issues like these were discussed more often by our senators, and not endless bickering over uniforms and certificates...

May the Lord comfort his family.

I think henceforth all payon delivery transaction should be done in the closest bank or police station vicinty