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@Alexpissu & malthuss

what it do playaz?

@wordsmith,po deep,hybrid-X,jduck13

whassup yall! The Judge is here. I almost got my mojo back.Jus gimme sm time.

@Spottie

Pick another opponent and i'll gladly analyze dat sh*t!

@Rapsody

Lol! That was a roundhouse kick to his temple.Hope u didnt knock d poor fella out coz ive got some for bolaji too:

"Bolajibaok is like a joke gone sour - emcees change d topic"
(oooh!)

ive got another one:

"Bolajibaok is like a bad debt - emceez lose interest!"

This is so much fun. Mailmalc,where ya at?

@kaydee & Hybrid-X

Y'all taking me back,son! First time i heard the Big-L and Jigga live freestyle on radio,i almost flipped,4 real! Dat was off-d-bleedin-meat-hook!

@Teckzilla

Checked out ur resumè.Ur credentials are not bad at all! Though im still not sure what side of d culture u are on (esp wt dat article of urs).

'Keepin it real' can be a very ambiguous word (knowhatimsaying). Poetry could also be negative smtymz.

Wud like a better definition of ur persona (dig?). Identify urself Soulja!

Yall can say whateva u like,its a matter of individual preference. Just coz u feelin sm other person dnt meant ya hve 2 put my man,musiq,down.He remains d adopted son of soul,no matter what yall think.Dats what it is!

Hellooo! excuuze mee! Musiq neva gone off key,son! Where did u get that idea frm? Aint gon say nuthin till u show me some proof! U kno aint right son!

I have my special recipe 4 those who luv songs wt a touch of melancholia.Just d right music u need when throwing a pity-party or just feel like letting d good ol tears come tumbling down! Here goes:

Brokenhearted - Brandy ft BoyzIIMen (sniff)

U done hurt me - Jagged Edge (sob)

I Cry - Anthony Halmiton (awww!)

Dont wanna Cry - Mariah Carey (groan)

This woman's work - Maxwell (yeouch!)

So long - Brandy (sniff)

Your Letter - 112 (sob)

Hard 2 say goodbye - BoyzIIMen (Awww!)

Im going down - MaryJ Blige (sob)

Lonley Wind - Robin Thicke (sniff)

Atoned - Ty Bello (Lawd have mercy!)

Ermh! I guess by d word"modern soul",u meant "Neo-Soul".Newayz,i simply adore Anthony Hamilton eva since d album 'Soulife'! Wt trax like 'Clearly','I Cry' and 'Georgie Parker' dude made me a convert.'Coming frm where im from' wasnt a bad album either wt trax like 'charlene' and d infamous 'why' song ft Jadakiss.

But truth be told im a 'Musiq Soulchild' disciple to d hilt. Frm his debut 'Aiejuswannaseing' to his present 'Luvandmusiq' albums, i keep giving up it 4 d soulstar. Anthony is a good man bt he cant be d best Neo-Soul artiste out there.Dude,what about Maxwell? D'angelo,and yes Robin Thicke (My new fav).Believe me,son! U dont wanna go there! Nah!

Muzik is therapy.It takes care of me.Helps me get sh.t off ma chest!

Cool!

(Wyclef sings in d background)
"Someone stop Linda/she just left the crib with a berretta"

(Michael Jackson sings along)
"Suzy's got yo numba/Suzy aint yo friend/Seven inches under/and Suzy says its right"

@The Community

Watch where u stepping people! There's going to be blood on d dance floor!

(Sighs) Phew! I really miss this thread. Gotta go! My watch is on d ceiling(Time's up).

@Bola-Judas

Whatever, dude! I see u got a cozy thread of ur own.Well,i wish u well.Just remember what goes around,comes back around,most def!

STIL-MAVERIK!

Dre off d track:"Still Dre"
Quote:"Still got luv 4 d street/still d beat bang/still doin my thang/ince i left,aint 2 much changed"

Word 2 all d surviving emcees still kickin it! Had 2 take a breather coz my connectivity was trippin.I almost got my Mojo back,just need a lil mo time and i'll be strong enough 2 preside.

In d mean time,i suggest d real emceez re-group and form posses,so we can start a full scale war up in here.Any newcomer who wishes to join any posse must audition and his lyrics certified by d posse concerned as battle-worthy!

This thread has still got life in em(ask Maxwell),dnt let it go out!

@HYBRID-X

Dude,get ur laid-back butt up in here and take d cue! U owe it to dem ill emceez posted on dis thread.GET TO IT,SON! I'll be wt u as soon as i got my issues sorted out!

@Bola-judas

Thanks 4 stabbing me in d back,son! I appreciate your support.It only goes 2 show that no matter how fair and objective a judge is,someone would alwayz indulge in some mud-slinging. I guess its just human Nature.
Karma gon get ya.Its a universal law!

D Judge feelz ya son! Its like no matter how hard u try 2 stay above water,people always wanna take advantage of ur struggle and get credit 4 themselves. Its even worse when d attack comes frm one of ur own peoples who shud appreciate ur hustle better and not try 2 knock it.

Like Common said on d "Finding Forever" album, 'dats a black maybe situation'!

CRISIS MANAGEMENT!

The Star Warz thread is going thru sm real shitty times right now.Zephyrr had 2 take a vacation frm d thread,d thread-starter (hybrid-x) wants out,a lotta mediocres have infiltrated d thread and to further mess things up,my ISP (Celtel) has gone completely bonkers! Dis are really shitty times people! I wish i cud be more available bt my gprs connection is now a collosal failure and d nearest cafè almost ripped me off during my last visit! Yall wud hve to do wtout me 4 a while.Suggestnz are welcome as to d way forward.Ive got to go now,my log-on time is up!

@Hybrid-X

do what u gotta do,son.Aint mad at cha!

CRISIS MANAGEMENT!

The Star Warz thread is going thru some real bad weather bt it is my strong belief dat a litte perseverance and re-organization cud tide us over the waves to the crest.Kinda sad dat Zephyrr had 2 leave when he did and ive been having major issues wt my internet connection.Suggestnz are welcome as to d way forward.I rily wish i cud be more present on d thread bt my ISP is really jerking me! Whateva yall decide collectively is cool wt me.

@Hybrid-X

Do what u gotta do son! I'll back u all d way!

@Po Deep
God bless u,son!

SITUATION REPORT!

RATINGS:

Wordsmith - 5 Bars
Mailmalc - 3 Bars
Alexpissu - 3 Bars
Afrocynic - 2 Bars
Hybrid-X - 2 Bars
Malthuss - 2 Bars
Tianshie - 0 Bar
Obedz - 0 Bar
Simmy - 0 Bar
Jduck13 - 0 Bar
Saucekid - 0 Bar
Flowshow - 0 Bar
Naijafan - 0 Bar

Battles:
Naijafan Vs Hybrid-X (waiting on Hybrid)
Afrocynic Vs Flowshow(anybody can go first)
Jduck Vs Mailmalc (J-nice goes first)
Tianshie Vs Saucekid(Tianshie goes first)

Somebody pls take a shot at Wordsmith! Dude is on fire!

@Hybrid-X

F.Y.I,BOLAJIBAOK Vs FLOWSHOW was not a battle bt a criminal trial which is why no bar is recorded for Flowshow!

Every person has d right to be heard by d Judge regardless of his personal opinion about d person.Every suspect is presumed innocent until proven guilty! Thats why i analyzed d battle!
If u got concrete evidence to prove Flowshnw guilty,pls let me have it!

If u have any doubts about my competence as a Judge,pls dnt hesitate to express urself in a civilized manner.I wud gladly drop my post as Judge.Aint getting paid 4 dis.

SITUATION REPORT!

RATINGS:

Wordsmith - 5 Bars
Mailmalc - 3 Bars
Alexpissu - 3 Bars
Afrocynic - 2 Bars
Hybrid-X - 2 Bars
Malthuss - 2 Bars
Tianshie - 0 Bar
Obedz - 0 Bar
Simmy - 0 Bar
Jduck13 - 0 Bar
Saucekid - 0 Bar
Flowshow - 0 Bar
Naijafan - 0 Bar

Battles:
Naijafan Vs Hybrid-X (waiting on Hybrid)
Afrocynic Vs Flowshow(anybody can go first)
Jduck Vs Mailmalc (J-nice goes first)
Tianshie Vs Saucekid(Tianshie goes first)

Somebody pls take a shot at Wordsmith! Dude is on fire!

@Hybrid-X

F.Y.I,BOLAJIBAOK Vs FLOWSHOW was not a battle bt a criminal trial which is why no bar is recorded for Flowshow!

Every person has d right to be heard by d Judge regardless of his personal opinion about d person.Every suspect is presumed innocent until proven guilty! Thats why i analyzed d battle!
If u got concrete evidence to prove Flowshnw guilty,pls let me have it!

If u have any doubts about my competence as a Judge,pls dnt hesitate to express urself in a civilized manner.I wud gladly drop my post as Judge.Aint getting paid 4 dis.

THE ELIMINATION OF LIL ME!

BOLAJIBAOK VS FLOWSHOW

BOLAJIBAOK:

Punchlines - 8
Quote:"u shud pay me homage so nigga where's d money 4 my pirated CD"
Quote:"Nigga u r a freakin retarded copycat (hello! I thot u luvd d word 'retarded? Never mind!)
Quote:"i overturn ur flowshows like missed TV episodes"
Quote:"ur whole verse sounds like my chorus repeated"

Wordplay - 6
Quote:"i overturn ur flowshows like missed TV episodes"
Quote:"im like a shotgun/i interstate btw rapid response and crime preventn cops"
Quote:" Judges got flow detectors like metals,man"

Metaphors - 4
Quote:"i overturn ur flowshows like missed TV episodes"
Quote:"iam like a shotgun/i interstate btw rapid response and crime preventn cops"

Multies - 2
Quote:"im fabulous,like LO-SO/u wont questn my VO-CALS"

Creativity - 5
(needs improvement)

Delivery - 3
(poor structure)

Total = 28 pts

FLOWSHOW:

Punchlines - 8
Quote:"in my path stands Bolajibroke,a retard rapper ill surely break"
Quote:"i deliver multiple multies to ur fading fate"
Quote:"im an hyperbolic paradox/i flow figurative shows into ur sickle brain"
Quote:"bolaji a wack rap critic politicking/tick tock,ur time is ticking off"

Wordplay - 8
Quote:"flowshow comes wt d unexpected hyperbolic metaphoric"
Quote:"multi-metaphors/now am similar to a simile"
Quote:"im like a dsl/streaming suspense is what i bring 2 play"
Quote:"i deliver multiple multis to ur fading fate"

Metaphors - 6
Quote:"i move fast on u like a cheetah"
Quote:"i stream fast like a broadband internet broadcast"
Quote:"im like dsl,streaming suspense is what i bring 2 play"

Multies - 0

Delivery - 3
(poor structure)

Creativity - 4
(needs improvement)

Total = 29

FLOWSHOW WINS WITH 29 PTS!

@Bolajibaok

U are hereby disqualified as a lawful contestant on 'Star Warz'.Pls refrain frm calling out any emcee while on dis thread.All previous battles involving u are hereby nullified (Jduck13 Vs Bolajibaok,inclusive).However u are free to visit d thread and make ur comments.Bt no attacks,pls!

(No hard feelings,bro! u kno i dnt hve a thing against u)

@Flowshow
Congratulatnz! U can now proceed 2 battle Afrocynic (if u catch her) or any1 else u deem fit.(Pls stop whining about d Saucekid Vs Flowshow Fight,Zephyrr cancelled it and it remains cancelled.)
Once again,congratulatnz!

Im sori 4 d delay,guyz! My ISP (Celtel) has been trippin since yesterday.Im actually posting this frm a Cafè and its costing me sm pesos(damn!).
Bt i still do it 4 d luv of Hiphop so show some appreciation.

My Judgment on BOLAJIBAOK VS FLOWSHOW is ready.Pls stand by 4 d SITUATION REPORT too.

WORDSMITH:

Punchlines - 18
Quote:"lyrically i remain flawless,ur remains more or less on d floorbed"
Quote:"u lyrically deficient,u lack d vitamins like citrus"
Quote:"b*tch pause,u see slut/neva put d smith 2 test like litmus"
Quote:"had 2 school u real quick since d public system failed u/lock u in dis bars,aint no chance any1 gon bail u"
Quote:"d empty barrels u keep shooting are evidences of ur loud mouf"
Quote:malthus woke dis giant,so im a put dis b*tch to sleep like inertia"
Quote:"malthus better switch aid,better yet wt a clique aid/bt d word still slices when he switches 2 a switchblade"
Quote:"get dis b*tch laid/slice deep n dice thick,leaving u wt a stich face"
Quote:"d word in d corner better stay strapped like Gold circle"

Wordplay - 14
Quote:"16+ bars of heat proves 2 be a fresh grave/u best laid"
Quote:"never u put d wordsmith to d test like litmus"
Quote:"lock u in dis bars"
Quote:"d empty barrels u shoot evidences ur loud mouf"
Quote:"Im a put dis b*tch to rest like inertia"
Quote:"d word still slices when he switches to a switchblade"
Quote:"d word in d corner,better stay strapped like a Gold circle"

Metaphors - 12
Quote:"The smith spits so toxic,gbade a walking biohazard causing wreckage"
Quote:"verbally,i stays a criminal savage/wt dat lyrical carnage"
Quote:"u lack d vitamins like citrus"
Quote:"never u put d smith to d test like litmus"
Quote:"d word spit hazardous,create that unrest like d south south"
Quote:"better stay strapped like Gold Circle"

Multies - 12
Quote:"Puny Mal come against d WORDSMITH/dis aint Busta,bt i still let em TALK SHIT"
Quote:"lyrically i remain FLAWLESS,ur remains more or less on d FLOORBED"
Quote:"16+ bars of heat to be a FRESH GRAVE/u BEST LAID/u get no LEVERAGE"
Quote:"BITCH PAUSE,u SEE SLUT/never put d word 2 test like LITMUS"
Quote:"create dat unrest like d SOUTH SOUTH/empty barrels u shoot evidence ur LOUD MOUTH"
Quote:"word still slices when he switches tn a SWITCH BLADE/slice deep,leavin u wt a STICH FACE"

Delivery - 8
(fresh!)

Creativity - 8
(fresh!)

Total - 72 pts

WORDSMITH WINS!
(snatches d crown from ex-king Malthuss)
Sorry Dude!

@Bolajibaok & Flowshow

I'll be delivering my Judgment on ur case shortly.One of u gets to disappear today,Lord Willing!

@Jduck13
it takes 2 to tango.I cant analyze ur verses on their own strength.U must hve an opponent.Ovastand?
@The Community
Situation Report coming up in a jiffy!

SUPRISE! SUPRISE!

MALTHUSS VS WORDSMITH

MALTHUSS:

Punchlines - 18
Quote:"The return of dat wordsmith killa/exterminate fakes cos there aint nome realla,am iller"
Quote:"yeah nigga,ama tell u like a soothsayer/come against me guaranteed to word-slay-ya"
Quote:"am rap's illest ruler/to measure ma success,u need a 60 foot ruler"
Quote:"nigga,u still spittin embryonics/i come up n slam dat ass like onyx"
Quote:"mr smith,am a skool u to improve ur word ethics/coz nigga u writing sh*t in phonetics"
Quote:"I bring d heat and make u use d fire exit"
Quote:"In dis word fest,i flog first/while u on dat d*ck thirst"
Quote:"Malthuss on a rhyme quest,leave smith wt a ripped chest/case closed,f*ck an inquest"
Quote:"u know am word perfect beat d smith in dis rap scrabble/da letter man make wordsmith spell-bound"

Wordplay - 16
Quote:"see thru pitch black like Helen Keller"
Quote:"come against me guaranteed 2 word-slay-ya"
Quote:"2 measure ma success,u need a 60 foot ruler"
Quote:"nigga u still spittin embryonics"
Quote:"I bring d heat and make u use d fire exit"
Quote:"in dis word fest,i flog first/while u on dat d*k thirst"
Quote:"d letterman make wordsmith spell-bound"
Quote:"am word perfect/beat d smith in dis rap scrabble"

Metaphors - 12
Quote:"see thru pitch black like Helen Keller"
Quote:"2 measure ma success,u need a 60 ft ruler"
Quote:"i come up n slam dat ass like onyx"
Quote:"am picture perfect lcd frm panasonics"
Quote:"rhymes levitate 2 d sky like supersonics"
Quote:"ma sh*t hit air waves like a f*king request"

Multies - 4
Quote:"in dis WORD FEST,i FLOG FIRST"
Quote:"u on dat D*K THIRST,malthuss leave smith wt a RIPPED CHEST"

Delivery - 6
(needs better structuring)

Creativity - 8
(fresh!)

Total = 64 pts

HYBRID-X:

Punchlines - 14
Quote:"Xbreed d ghetto breed,u pussi n am d beast"
Quote:"put u out like sun set in d east"
Quote:"u jus a male riding hood stuck in my hood/u f*ckd up like i thot u wud"
Quote:"hit u str8 in d chest like pac/dat afro cat murdered u/wtout d gat"
Quote:"I aint nelly furtado bt am r put ur lites off"
Quote:"Mailmalc jus lame,dis aint prison break son,u rot in jail/cant jump my bail"
Quote:"u's a dead nigga/every bar's an overdose"

Wordplay - 18
Quote:"Xbreed d ghetto breed/u pusssi n am d beast"
Quote:"put u out like sun set in d east"
Quote:"u cant Mic check dis"
Quote:"u jus a male red riding hood stuck in my hood"
Quote:"I aint nelly fur ado bt am r put ur lites off/got hiphop on handcuffs"
Quote:"I hold dis street she was handsome"
Quote:"The lyrical culprit/underground classics/i spit dat blueprint"
Quote:"u gon rot in jail/u cant jump my bail"
Quote:"U's a dead nigga/every bars an overdose/case closed nigga"

Metaphors - 10
Quote:"put u out like sun set in d east"
Quote:"hit u str8 in chest like u was pac"
Quote:"I hold dis street like she was ransome"
Quote:"Xbrid,the rap pundit/lyrical culprit"
Quote:"my foul speech stinks like politics"

Multies - 6
Quote:"Xbrid,d lyrical CULPRIT/i spit dat BLUEPRINT"
Quote:"X rule d streets with a TIGHT FIST/rule d streets u cant MIC CHECK THIS"
Quote"aint Nelly furtado but am r put ur LITES OFF/got hiphop on HANDCUFFS"

Delivery - 5
(needs better structuring)

Creativity - 7
(not bad at all)

Total = 54 pts

MAILMALC WINS WITH 60 pts!

THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!

MAILMALC VS HYBRID-X

MAILMALC:

Punchlines - 20
Quote:"malc flows be tidal waves u never goin 2 sail thru"
Quote:"Relegate X coz u way below my league/split ur game so it skips like a cracked CD"
Quote:"treat u like d b*tch u are/if u were up on clouds, u still wudnt star"
Quote:"access denied,my flows cant be hacked/if u play Noah,i still shatter ur ark"
Quote:"like crack i smoke X off in a hose pipe"
Quote:"Im a phantom u aint fit enough 2 ghost ride"
Quote:"i x-ray ur dumb potentials/malc be d hitman executioner"
Quote:"blast off hybrid's lungs,x numerical value be zero/freeze smash ur bones like subzero"
Quote:"X being dull is exagarated/he's worst because ma flows be X-rated"
Quote"malc gets skulls cracked/inputs u in my calc/ur resukt be wack"

Wordplay - 12
Quote:"Malc flows be tidal waves,u never going to sail through"
Quote:"Relegate u coz u way below my league"
Quote:"if u were up on clouds,u still wudnt star"
Quote:"like crack i smoke X off in a hose pipe"
Quote:"Im a phantom u aint fit enuff 4 a ghost ride"
Quote:"If u play Noah,i still shatter ur Ark"

Metaphors - 8
Quote:"Malc flows be tidal waves"
Quote:"split ur game so it skips like a cracked CD"
Quote:"like crack i smoke X off in a hose pipe"
Quote:"Im a phantom,u aint fit enuf to ghost ride"

Multies - 4
Quote:"flows be tidal waves,u neva gon SAIL THROUGH/detach d Hybrid frm X/coz i always FADE U"
Quote:"like crack i smoke X off in a HOSE PIPE/im a phantom,u aint fit enuf to GHOST RIDE"

Delivery - 6
(Good Structure)

Creativity - 10
(quite impressive)

Total = 60 pts

@Flowshow

Bolajibaok just filed a motion for summary judgment on U.I suggest u bring ur best lyrics to defend u coz i cant wait to settle this case once and for all.

@The Community

I been busy writing my Judgment on d Wordsmith Vs Malthuss battle and i must confess its been a very close margin.Aint gon say much bt somebody's throne is in grave danger.

Mailmalc Vs Hybrid result will be released at d same time as the above stated.

@Mailmalc & Jduck13

Eazy Dudes! Let's keep this proffesional! Aiight! No personal attacks,pls keep it lyrikal.

@Flowshow

Zephyrr directed that the battle btw u and saucekid be disregarded due to allegations that u were Bolajiboak using a different name to battle.Pls be informed that u are still under trial and must battle ur other self Bolajibaok to prove ur innocence.Also bear in mind dat who ever loses gets expelled frm d thread.Quit whining and get 2 spittin!

@The Community

Results coming up in a moment:
Mailmalc Vs Hybrid
Malthuss Vs Wordsmith

@Flowshow

Zephyrr directed that the battle btw u and saucekid be disregarded due to allegations that u were Bolajiboak using a different name to battle.Pls be informed that u are still under trial and must battle ur other self Bolajibaok to prove ur innocence.Also bear in mind dat who ever loses gets expelled frm d thread.Quit whining and get 2 spittin!

@The Community

Results coming up in a moment:
Mailmalc Vs Hybrid
Malthuss Vs Wordsmith

@Mailmalc

I apologize 4 d mix-up.U ripped a bar off Obez.

Mailmalc - 2 Bars

SITUATION REPORT!

RATINGS:

Wordsmith - 4 bars
Alexpissu - 3 bars
Afrocynic - 2 bars
Malthuss - 2 bars
Hybrid-X - 2 bars
Mailmalc - 1 bar
Tianshie - 0 bar
Naijafan - 0 bar
Obedz - 0 bar
Simmy - 0 bar
Paddy_lo - 0 bar
Jduck13 - 0 bar
Saucekid - 0 bar

BATTLES:

Kress Vs Heyo (struck out for lack of diligent prosecution)
Naijafan Vs Hybrid (waiting on Hybrid)
Mailmalc Vs Simmy (waiting on Simmy)
Malthuss Vs Paddy_lo
(waiting on Paddy)
Bolajibaok Vs Flowshow (merk the man in d mirror!)
Afrocynic Vs Flowshow
(ladies first!)
Jduck Vs Mailmalc (J-nice goes first)
Tianshie Vs Saucekid
(let the King lead d subject)

RESULTS UNDER PROCESS:

Mailmalc Vs Hybrid-X
Malthuss Vs Wordsmith

REMINDER:
Keep to the rule: 16 bars strictly for each battle! Thanx.