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@Info
Viwoski just dissed u in his native dialect. Na wa oh!

@Viwoski
Translatn pls! Abi na virus u post?

@Wordsmith

Dats aiight,son! I see yo hustle.

erm,let me see. Hybrid-X works in a bank and just recently passed thru training. Ravenzord and Wordsmith be studying in college. malc also be in skul. Jess be performing on tour. Rapsody be workin on his debut album. Spotti be promotin his single. Teckzilla be workin on a mix-tape wt homeboy Rae. Menike be workin in sm studio (got affiliatnz wt Murder Inc). What's yo hustle?

For starters, i presently workin on a mix-tape project wt sm cats in ma neighbourhood. Been a studio-rat long as i can remember. Thot it was high time we took the musik to d next level and put Nu-Jerusalem on d map like Lauryn did wt d 'Miseducation label".
 Bn difficult gettin cats to quit tha drug slanging 4 musik,ya kno. Im makin progress,tho. Tha hustle goes on!

For starters, i presently workin on a mix-tape project wt sm cats in ma neighbourhood. Been a studio-rat long as i can remember. Thot it was high time we took the musik to d next level and put Nu-Jerusalem on d map like Lauryn did wt d 'Miseducation label".
Bn difficult gettin cats to quit tha drug slanging 4 musik,ya kno. Im makin progress,tho. Tha hustle goes on!

whassup fellaz! Been thinkin bout emceez on NL and explorin wayz we can connect as a fam(yoknowhatimsayin). So i thot it wud be luvly if we had a thread where we cud talk bout our real lives and how d hustle be goin(ya kno).
That way i can relate wt ur struggle and u can appreciate ma hustle(nah mean). Lets keep it real 4 a second and talk bout stuff we goin thru at d moment in the 'Real World'.

P.S
Yo aint gotta freestyle or rhyme bout it! Just keep it real and say it hw u feel it. Im counting on yall! Hola!

Truthfully,Sharon, u kno we all luv 2 battle bt d last thing we need is another failed battle thread courtesy of that retard and his many MEs! U kno who spammed the 'Star Wars' thread,reneged on the result of 'WARCRAFT' and started the "Nairaland Rap World Cup" which almost made Nairaland Emceez a laughing stock on NL?
Now u want to ressurrect his failed project and have him participate wt two usernames(check ur list)?

C'mon Sharon,u kno we luv u for making thangs happen on NL bt dis one wont fly.
lets work out a better plan,o.k? Luv ya anyway.

Anybody seen Jduck13 Aka J-Nice d lyrical assassin? Where ya at,son?

@Alexpissu
Damn,son! Too bad shawty had 2 play herself like dat,yo kno. Guess u schemin on sm nu broad now,unh?

@Chiogo
"i remember taking out my braids coz mama wudnt spare me sm bucks/materialistic i was"
i like those linez! Mad improvement,right thurr.

@Wordsmith
Twas more like R Kelly's "When a woman's fed up". And Jigga's Song cry. Whateva son,Mav be on sm other smuv now,ya kno.

@Errbody
Thanx 4 blessin d thread,yall! Colombs,welcome 2 d club.Yo got dat fabolos type flow goin on.I appreciate dat .

Sharon,dat was sm deep poetry right thurr,reminiscent of d 25th! Love u ma!

Malthuss,2 bad u and yo nubian queen had 2 come to such a pass. Wt all dat jazz bout populatn explosion,why ya had 2 go and burst d XYs,Nigga? Aint mad,tho! Keep it comin.

@Wordsmith
ya kno karma's a beeyotch and all dat sh*t. I played one 2 many. Sumpn be telling me shawty aint coming back,yo kno. Awww sh*t,frag it!

lets get back to the subject.
here's my verse:

They say a man falls in love/once in a lifetime/
since u left/aint being in ma right mind/
i get d jonez in my bonez/when its night time/
aint no other girl/in d world that is like mine/
remember when we first met/i was on ma love-vendor game/
bt i had to respect/how u had this love-vendor slain/
crawling off d wall/sagging at d drawerz/
fallin over love/
slackin at d jawz/
damn! You had me twisted/your wordz had me lifted/
wishin on a star? Nah/i just kissed it/
took a little while/bt i knew i had u/
made u stick close to a nigga/like a tatoo/
wish i never did it/wish i let it slide/
when your girl came giving/
it to me on d side/
yeah,that was stupid/i was young and foolish/
im much wiser now/your boy Mav be on sm kool sh*t/
i still got affekt n lady/its only natural/
i hope u realize im honest/writing this verse for you!
im soooo sorrri,ma? You stil down wt a nigga? Hola! You got d numba.

(Bolaji d ghost comes out of hiding,sees Maverik comin and flees. He slips on a banana peel and falls into a puddle of holy water. Screaming wt pain,he manages to escape d Judge and limps away)

(sprinkles holy water on d thread. Bolaji's ghost screams and runs away)

@Wordsmith
Puhleeze! Please dnt hurt d poor retard again,massa Smith! BJ gwine be a good nigger,now.Uh yes massah! He jus a little tetched upstairs,massa. He aint no gangsta,suh. Its them demonz be hurting poor bj as jess done said. Puhleese hve mercy massa smith! He jus a poor little retard.Yassuh!
(he breaks into tears again and begs on bolaji's behalf)

(nods in agreement)
Yeah! They say his schizophrenia (Split -Personality Syndrome) is a terminal mental illness. The poor retard!
(reaches 4 tissue,only to discover the retard has eaten them up.he breaks into more tears)

@Sly
Luv birdz think alike (i think?)

@Chiogo
Lol

@Wordsmith
Do yo thang,son! She's gotta hve a thang 4 ur swag,steeze and delivery. Stay ahead of d competition and get yo diamond in d ruff. A gud gurl iz like champagne:they get better wt time. Go get em!

@Rapsody
Nice intro! When u gon serve d main dish?

Check:
i see u dawg/u still d same ol n*gga/
thot u had me fooled/bt i had time 2 figure/analyzed ur wayz/ur whole style is played out/just a matter of time/and i found a way out/
thot u had me,didnt u?/wt d shame and ridicule/thot i'll never break out/coz ur chainz was spiritual/yo,look at me now/im wise to ur slavery/no prison 4 me/im Christ to d grave,B!/u aint nuffin 2 me/u lame-ass negroe/u aint real 2 me,nah/u kinda like dildoes/no substitute 4 d Truth/im busting at u/im a changed man/not what u accustomed me to/fake negroe!

[Dedicated 2 ma dark side]

@Chiogo
Awww! Dat wz so touching. U never rily told us how both of yall lost dat magik. Guess its true what they say bout luv. Sh*t dnt last!

@Wordsmith
lavlay,just lavlay! I rily like dis linez:
"but shawty got a thang 4 d books/i do too,bt i got a thang 4 her looks"
And this one;
"tis like we grew apart/sh*t blew my heart"

Tell me sumpn,son! Was shawty dat same chick u waz scheming on at skul? Xpress yoself negroe.

i kno sm 'o yall gon hate me 4 dis,bt i felt iw was long time coming Nairaland emceez took a break from the incessant 'Gun-talk' and braggadocious freestylez by droppin some verses on their experiences wt d 4-letter word (L.O.V.E).
Whateva yo steez,feel free to xpress yoself on the subject. If u in luv,rhyme bout it, if u aint feelin no one,rap it up or if u feenin 4 sm broad or fella,spit it out!

WARNING: No gay verses up in hurr! Ya gotta be str8.

Wyclef Jean.

Cannibus claims the preacha's son sabotaged d album! Lol!

@Wordsmith


Yeah, i still got d numba! Problem is : they've got only one pair of chainz. Who gets tied first:
Bolajibaok
Edosioo
FLOWSHOW
Fesse
Chassis girl

let them toss for it. The rest get cuffed wt hemp rope!

(Bolajibaok views thread,posts as FLOWSHOW,realizes his mist ake and tries to sign in as Fesse bt cant remember d password. Tries to login as Edosioo bt gets error message! In anger,he breaks laptop over his head)

"aint yet got d spiritual call/bt d Spirit is flashing"

Tight Wordplay,right thurr,Malc! Make me wanna drop sumpn maself.

Anybody see dat retard, pls tell em ive got 2 slugz frm my Nine waiting 4 em plus sm garlic and holy water to make em disappear 4eva.

@Wordsmith

Damn,son! Ghosts dnt only dance on NL,they also get mad and talk to themselves. Now dats sm retarded sh*t,right there!

No dulling,my guy!

A Ghost is about to dance on his own grave! Lol, everyday must be halloween on Nairaland.

@Wordsmith
Sori dawg, cant post it here. That retard i banished wud luv 2 spam my site. It has to remain ghost-free.Email,preferrably?

@Hybrid-X
Good lookin,my nigga!

@Mailmalc

Congratulatnz Son! When does the execution begin? U might need a hanging Judge to help u hand down sentences. Hola @ me!

@Rapsody

'GOSPEL THREAD RECORDS'! Who came up wt dat idea? Good concept right there.
I see u,dawg! I bn serving some catz on my website. Might drop sumpn sn.

@Hybrid-X

Long time comin,black. Howz ur training goin? Aint nuffin changed bout me,dawg. Same Ol G, stuck in my ways,stilmaverik!

@Alexpissu & Mailmalc

Yall seem to have a hang on dis pidgin thingy. I wudnt even risk it.

@Wordsmith
Dat line,son :gbabeski & Kapersky? Dude,dnt make me cry! Nice try,anyway!