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Sh*t that goes round mos def. comes back around. Karma gon alwayz be a beeyotch! Lol!

"freedom is the ability to choose which chains u want to be bound wit"

@Sharn06

Very graphic science u droppin right thurr! U mad improvin,sista.
Quote"confusion's ova now,twas such a nasty dream so,free me!"
U think u free,ma? Aint tryna preach,but Karma's a b*ch,aint it?

Sooooo Skinny yet so soulful,wt those large tearful eyes wt d false lashes! Oh Amy,maybe we both shud go to Rehab? Whaddy tink?

"The only thing man has learnt frm history is dat man has never learnt frm history"

Emceez wanted peace wtout justice and dats wat they got! When u allow ghosts walk in ur background,u shudnt complain about d frequent nightmares. karma's a beeyotch,aint it?
Bleep Peace! I bring JUSTICE!
Happy Halloween,Negroes! Every family deserves a retard,right? Im out dis bitch!

@Jessicalcb

Most Welcome.

@Jessicalcb

Thanx 4 droppin science on d gospel thread. Luv 2 see more of ya.

@Rapsody & Hybrid-X

Whassup Niggaz?

Niggaz shot Mav in the back
i cant try 2 react
coz dats a black maybe

@Wordsmith

Yeah,negroe! I respect universal laws and believe in a universal God!

I see u been 'backin dat grammar by jackin dat hammer'.
Well,aint mad at chu,just,watch 4 d Judas,d shooterz, who bust,slugz in d crack ' yo armour! (nah mean?). Peace.

(musing)
My thots are foggy
state of mind is ugly
my conscience bugs me
i wonder if God luvs me
coz i been doin dirt lately
fornicating wt d ladiez
at d back of d bentley
my love-vendor game: elementary
i dnt wanna be a sinner
wt a sentence of death
bt d beast we carry within us
is a thorn in my flesh
i wanna spit rhymes dats heavenly
like my n*gga Rapsody
bt d B.S ahead of me
got me breathing heavily
On d streetz,i bring d Justice
dats d duty i been entrusted
conversate wt dudez dat trust dis
Judge Mav,whenever i judge dem
bt bati buoyz dem
keep singing dem chi-chi anthem
sn i reach 4 my dum-dum
spray chi-chi mon @ random
Truthfully i wanna ride like Rapsody
& Jduck
spittin Rap Propheciez
but d streetz keep calling
Lord please,my apologiez!

Come alive! Come alive!

@Hybrid-X

u are so on point,son! There can be no peace wtout law and order.Until we learn to respect each others feelings and banish those who violate the code,there'll never be peace on our Rap Threadz.Dnt think the Gospel Rap Thread will be exempt,the war will come here too,you'll see!

@Rapsody

This aint just bout praying,Negroe! We gotta regulate ourselves.As long as offenders escape judgment,there is no law,and where there is no law,chaos becomes King! Pray if u must,but if we want change,we gotta get up and take sh*t! DESTROY & REBUILD!

"Sticks n stones may break ur bones bt wordz break ur heart/whether u in touch wt dat part or not!"
Talib Kweli off d album 'Reflektn Eternal'

@I-Shine

I can connect wt dat sh*t,negroe! Errbody got a story,here's mine.

Check:
I can relate,Shine,homie/Ive had loss too/
had a chick i used 2 ball wt/back in law school/
her name was tracy/bad gal pikinni/
she had me under pressure/stressed out til i was sick 'o me/
yeah,we had issues/bt we kinda kept it goin/i was on a love-jonez/fallin wtout knowin/
tried to get my hrt back/damn! It was too late/she made herself my african queen wtout a Tu-face/
my boyz tried to warn me like/"Mav,dat gurl is two-faced/she playing u,Judge"/
i said "Nah,son/my luv is 2 great!"
so Tracy played me/like a pro,d way she made it/bt she slipped up, sleeping wt kaycee/a gurl we all knew was gay,Jeez!/
i reminisce now/boy,that sh*t was crazy /my gurl tracy/dumped me 4 anotha lady!
Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!

Quote:
"When a man is fooled once,he is only blamed 4 being gullible,but when he falls 4 the same trick twice,then he is cursed 4 being downright stupid!"

This is not d first time Bolajibaok has flipped tha script claiming to have changed only to do something more outrageous!
I gave em d benefit of d doubt when Zephyrr gave em d cold shoulder,mediated an earlier dispute btw him and Wordsmith and even agreed to analyze their battle upon Eldee's invitation! Yall kno how that ended wt Bolaji tryna soil my robes in d mud.
Like Mr Raheem wud say "A man is allowed only one foolishness in his life".Bolajibaok crossed the line and must serve his sentence.
Seun might own Nairaland but we run the rap battle thread! Like Jigga wud say "This is d underground Nigga/we police ourselves"

Anybody who wants to keep relatnz wt Bolajibaok is free to do so,but dnt come asking me to judge no battles 4 u! Im a free-minded judge but im not stupid!

TO EACH HIS OWN!

Quote:
"We want Justice!/There'll be no peace without justice!!"
[kRS One off tha album 'Kristyles']
Quote:
"Immature black behaviour is worse than being a traitor!"
[KRS One off d album 'Kristyles]

@Alexpissu
This aint bout beef,son? This is about preserving the mutual respect and congeniality amongst Nairaland Netceez that is being eroded by an ex-convict i banished and has refused to serve his sentence.As long as Bolajibaok's existence is still being acknowledged on our rap threads,there'll be no respect!,no peace!,no justice!

THE JUDGE HAS SPOKEN!

@Rapsody & Hybrid-X

See what prayers can do,Jduck is back!

@Jduck13
That was some dope narration right thurr!
I suggest u keep up d narration by telling d story of a gurl-gone-bad tryna find her way back to God.here's a demonstration:

Poor Daisy/she bn livin a life dats crazy/
shoppin sprees,bling bling,d mercedes/hop in d coupè wt a dude,dats basic/
sex in d crib,now she left wt a baby/
and lately,she bn thinkin maybe/
im a go back home/still cnt blieve its bn dat long/i lost my faith when i wz young/thot i had it all,bt i was mad wrong"

U kno some sh*t like dat!

The last thing we need is a Ghost defiling the sanctity of the Gospel Rap thread. Pls make a sign of the cross when u see any sign of Bolajibaok.he no longer exists on Nairaland Rap threads. (makes sign of the cross and sprinker holy water)

Get thee gone,thou foul spirit!

what up,emceez? Tha Judge is in d building!

mmmh! whatever happened 2 dis thread? Well,since iam presently on vacation,i might drop a few linez and ressurrect dis sh*t!

MY JUDGEMENT:

By the powers conferred upon me by both Bolajibaok & Wordsmith,Eldee the Thread-administrato and all emceez on Nairaland as a whole,with respect to the case of Bolajibaok Vs Wordsmith,i hereby declare Wordsmith as WINNER and Bolajibaok as LOSER!

In line with the terms of the battle agreed between both contestants as clearly spelt out by Eldee at the beginning of this battle,BOLAJIBAOK IS HEREBY BANISHED FROM ALL NAIRALAND RAP THREADS!

@Bolajibaok

You are hereby ex-communicated from the Nairaland Emceez Community.

You are forbidden from posting on any rap thread on the Music Section!

You no longer exist on the Music section and shall be treated as a ghost from the past if u ever dare to ressurrect!

@eldee

Pls post this Judgement on all rap threads so all emceez may be adequately informed! Thank u!

@Rap Congregation

Bolajibaok has been sentenced to exile 4 life! He ceases to exist on our rap threads. All posts purpotedly written by him should be studiously ignored by all emceez!

THIS IS MY JUDGEMENT!

Signed
Judge Maverik

COURT IS IN RECESS!!!

@Bolajiboak

I warned u about making promises u cant keep,kid! A contract is a contract! Judging from ur statements,u have no intention of going a second round against Wordsmith.

Well,get ready to serve ur life sentence in exile! Nobody is above the law!

@Wordsmith

Justice will be served!

@Rap Congregation

My Judgment shall be delivered shortly.

WORDSMITH WINS!

It is only fair that the loser be given another chance at saving his reputation!

@Bolajibaok
u have the right to surrender and accept ur banishment or in the alternative,go against Wordsmith in a second round. If u choose to go a second round,then u must spit first! Its ur call (make it snappy).

@Wordsmith

Congratulationz Emcee!

@Rap Congregation

So far,so bloody! Feel free to xpress ur views and predictions on the outcome of this Landmark battle! The stakes are high as the loser faces expulsion from the Nairaland Rap Community!

BOLAJIBAOK:

Punchlines
Quote:"Wordsmith uz like barbie/a "dollard" who wud still process at the speed of pentium Zero"
Quote"Wordsmith is like a blind man sexing/u just dnt know who u fcking wt"
Quote"my rap title is like boomerang/no matter how u steal it,it keeps returning back to me"
Quote"ur chick is 'asian'/banging me like she was 'bangkok'
Quote"only time ur fans will ever 'cheer' u/is if i put u in a wheelchair'
Quote"even if ur dad was an amputating doctor/u still cudnt 'defeet' me'

Points - 12

Metaphors
Quote"uz like barbie/a dollard"
Quote"Wordsmith is like a blind man sexing/u just dnt know who u fcking wt"
Quote""my rap title is like boomerang/no matter how u steal it,it keeps returning back to me"
Quote"iam certified notorious like beavis"
Quote'i come at u unexpected like a natural disaster"

Points - 10

Multies

(No multi-syllabic rhymes)

Points - 0

Wordplay
Quote:"uz like barbie/a dollard"
Quote:"
ur chick is 'asian'/banging me hard like she was 'Bangkok'"
Quote"only time ur fans will ever 'cheer' u/is if i put u in a wheelchair'
Quote"even if ur dad was an amputating doctor/u still wudnt 'defeet' me"

Points - 8

Delivery - 8

Presentation - 10

GRAND TOTAL =
48

WORDSMITH  VS BOLAJIBAOK

WORDSMITH:

Punchlines
Quote"u dnt come dope B/better try a tree or two"
Quote"hot 16's be d shit/my styles P(ee) on u"
Quote"Verbal wars aint yo thing,better not worry those jaws/u fckin pathetic nitwit"
Quote"bitch types in CAPS/my verse caps it all when i peel ur brains"
Quote"heard u were having fesse's baby/hw far along is it?"
Quote"Who's d pussy btw u two/i guess we got siamese hoes wt a clit or two"
Quote"baok better keep that rod hot/uz a friggin nut job,now get on my nuts and do yo job"
Quote"ur shit's so weak like diaohrea victims in rest rooms"
"While u so full of shit,Iam the Shit/bust 16s,u can tell by fesse's tits i milk"
Quote"talking of bitches/my pet dog's guaranteed t o rape this one"

Points - 20

Metaphors:
Quote"my delivery stays tighter than a premature birth"
Quote"i come razor-sharp with that dope shit"
Quote"kiss a verse like Jada"
Quote"lyrically gbade known to be a fiend wt clips"
Quote"my spits go rounds like a Group Intimacy"
Quote"ur shit's so weak like diaohrea victims in rest rooms"

Points - 12

Multies:
Quote"i-achieve-at/handle dis B like A-kee-lah"
Quote"better try a tree-or-two/that gun locks wt a clip-on-u"
Quote"bring-d-heat/wt a 16-dis-sik"
Quote"my pen screams-ur-pain/when i peel-ur-brain"
Quote"whenever i let-loose/bless fools/wt dat lyrikal tek-ooze"

Points - 10

Wordplay:
Quote"handles this B(ee) like Akeelah"
Quote"kiss a verse like Jad/that gun locks(lox)wt a clip on u"
Quote"hot 16's d shit/my styles P(ee) on u"
Quote"bitch types in CAPS/bt my verse caps it all"
Quote"my spits go rounds like a Group Intimacy"
Quote"uz a nut job/now get on my nuts and do ur job"
Quote"while u so full of shit/IM THE SHIT!"
Quote"talking of bitches/my pet dog's guaranteed to rape dis one"

Points - 16

Delivery - 12

Presentation - 10

GRAND TOTAL = 80

@Bolajibaok

Verse noted! Stand by for further directives.
@Interested Viewers
Results for Round One coming up shortly!

@Wordsmith
Verse noted! Stand by for further directives.

@Bolajibaok

I know ur viewing this,so listen carefully,kid! U are duty-bound 2 reply Wordsmith's post having given ur word to battle him. A contract is a legally binding agreement which must be duly performed by both parties,and attracts penal sanctions in d event of its breach!
If u choose to ignore this thread,then i'll have no option than to send u to solitary. U can look up the word 'ANATHEMA' in ur lexicon 4 better illumination.

@Po deep
Tsk,tsk, no homicide pls! Its still an offence punishable wt death according to the Nigerian Criminal Code.

But i can allow u get away wt aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.Afterall,to every rule,there's always an exception!

(sigh) For a moment there, i thot Bolaji wud take up the gauntlet,bt its tragic how feminine he's turned so quickly. Running away frm his nemesis,he's hell-bent on pitting females against themselves so he might get brief glimpses of panties and torn lingerie!
Ummh,so sad! Just 15 yrs old and already a pervert. I wonder who left those gay porn magazinez lying around? Now look at d poor kid!

Anybody who knows d Judge knows im all about:

Punchlines
Metaphors
Multi-syllabic rhymez
Wordplay
Delivery
Presentation

If both of yall cool wt it,then im a analyze ur sh*t!
lets do it ,Negroez!!

Now dats what im talkin bout!

@Onos
Quote frm 50 Cent off d album 'Get rich or die tryin'
'D reason im so disrespectful/is coz to me ur a mystery/i know n*ggaz frm ur hood/u hve no history/neva shot nuthin,never popped nuthin/n*gga stop frontin!

@Osasp

Relax kid,dont be confused.its just anutha Pc-Gangsta escapin reality.Such falsehood!

Yeah,dat was some beautiful sh*t,people! Big up to Raven! Respect on d Mic to d Rap-prophet! Shout out to Menike,bygonez is bygonez,get urs Negroe!

Po deep,Tianshie,Dblock,Afrocynic,Chiogo and Jduck13,step up and do tha rap-up! 2008,we all fam,kid! Ya digg?