*sings along with Chiogo*
"Aint saying that gold-digger/
be d same thang as bj-broke,nigga/
bt u must be real dumb if u can't figure/
that the broke thang is Edosioo,nigga"
Wise up Jess! your dear Bj has had a sex-change.

(sings along 2 song playing on d stereo)

"Im calling u OLE! Coz u thief ma car away! OLE!! BARAWO!!!"

(spots the robbers frm a distance and runs for cover)

shud hve kept yo mouf shut,nigga. Nw u gettin it blunted.

FINAL SHOTZ:

U got a "G-thang"/4 d G-String,Nigga/
bt d inthing is d automatic trigger/
How u gon call out/a 'Nu-Jeruz Nigga/
dat kinda move gon/get u bruised quicker/
im "9ice" on d mic/U a "J.J.C"/
u gon lose yo life/when ma A.K squeeze/
watch what u say/ when u runnin yo mouf/a blast frm d gat/make yo run in d house/
dis aint no battle/aint a 8-mile nigga/bt ma hollow-tips go/8 miles,nigga!/
u got Major damage/i keep mine at minimal/after Star Warz/i'll be a 5-star general! [Prophecy,Nigga.]

What up 'X? I see u dawg. Hello retard? I see u had a sex change wt chasisgirl.kip jerkin around.stupid nigga!
'Sup Worldbest? I see yo vision bt dats a very tall order. Shorties dnt wanna learn yet,homie! They jus wanna diss and act like gangstaz. Aint crunk wt dat (ya digg?).

im not a religious dude bt i seen miracles happen. If u gon talk to d press and accuse a preacha of tryna make u act lame,d least u cud hve done wz to reveal everythang including ur identity. I done seen 2 many snitches ruin a man's rep outta jealousy. This smells like one of em. If u sayin d truth,them why u so scared? Thot u wz brave running 2 d press,unh? SNITCH!

@Bolajibaok A.k.a Edosioo

Nigga puhleeze! U aint pushin weight. I kno yo still alive,son. When d real sh*t happen,u and all ur clonez will disappear 4 eva, not jus ur Id as Bolajibaok.
Ur dayz are numbered,homo. 4 nw,u can keep jerkin around like the predictible ass-hole yo are.The vulture is a patient bird.

WARNING SHOTZ:

ive got a full clip 4 loose lips/Rat-ta-ta-ta/see hw loud my tool gets/

i hrd that,snitch/and aint down wt yo bull-sh*t/
im a five-star general/Uz jus a private/
im a pirate wt a sword/in your privates/

should hve known better/than 2 call out d Judge/i blow mo cheddar,no vendatta/u just a grudge/

stupid-ass nigga/i make your loose lips thicker/make yo heart race/as ma linez get sicker/im a thorobred nigga/u a no-class nigga/hw ma doe gettin bigger/hoe,u just can't figger/

should hve stayed home/never gone to the cafè/nw u gettin served/should hve stayed out of my way/

your pulse be gettin slower/as yo eyez start to dilate/i put yo 2 sleep/permanently 4 trying to 2 violate/
in your next life/get a lock 4 your tongue/R.I.P,n*gga!/so long!

P.S
Aint even started yet.jus a little sumpn 4 that gay who called me out. Wannabe Assassin! Fake-Ass Pc-gangsta! Sh*t!

'Sup Hybrid,i got yo back.u can put that verse on my tab. Wud love to check out them beatz.

'Sup Wordsmith
'Sup Chiogo
'Sup Tianshie
'Sup Malc
'Sup Alex

hrd sm p*ssy nigga bn callin me out? Cant find em anywhere,nigga done ghosted! Dats a wise decision,gay. Had a full clip 4 yo loose lips. Im a just let d shots go on d Star Warz Thread. Warning 2 all perpetratorz,keep tha Judge outta ur mouf or there will be a hanging!

@Worldbest
That Retard is history. Justice has been served.

'Sup Menike. We hit fake niggaz wt subliminalz coz they aint worth d trouble. Stay on d double,playa.

Phew! 'Sup yall? I apologize 4 ma temporary leave of absence. My boy tah caught a case and i had 2 be there 4 shorty.kid was caught pushin bricks at skool. We managed to get em off on a suspended sent ence. Damn! Shortiez all gone wild dis dayz.
Newayz he aint goin back 2 dat skool. I made sure of dat.

Presently workin on an mix-tape 4 New Jerusalem Niggaz. Reppin d hood,u kno.

@Markolini A.k.A Bolajibaok

I can always smell that wack juice drippin all over u,n*gga. Yo aint foolin no one u dumb wanna-be konartiste,Pc Gangsta. Next time come harder and quit bn so predictible. Stupid-ass n*gga!

@Menike
what up blood? Jus passin thru. Yo kno ma hustle.

+Sigh+
Anutha loose cannon arrives NL.

The Nairaland Future Summit is hereby declared closed. All suggestnz and contributnz shall be given equal consideratn and an Accord shall be drafted to be signed by all Emceez. After which,our resolutn shall be forwarded to the owner of Nairaland for vetoe.
Much luv 2 emceez who graced d occassion. All 4 One,One 4 All! God bless Hiphop!

Quote:"Aint no fun killin dis fool,2 me its like robbin aliens/empty barrels make d loudest noise like barbarians"
YEEOUWCH!
@Alexpissu
Damn,Nigga!

@Mailmalc
True dat,son! D party aint jumpin like it used to. Aint nuffin left 2 do nw. Let it burn.

@Menike
Sound piece of advise right thurr frm a black sista who believes yo cud sound better!

@TRoOE
hw bout crackin an african proverb just 2 make it complete (yo kno).

Now where dem other emceez be at? Tianshie,Naijafan,Po deep,Dblock.Drop sm luv science b4 i get mad at chu!

@Nextbeatz & Bolajibroke+Mini MEs
Nice try both of U! I see u d same Niggaz spammin d rap threadz wt baseless accusationz!
first yall said sharn was blyzmontaz,then Mailmalc was Worldbest,then Po deep was Colomb and now; Rapsody and I are d same person? Stupid bleeps!
F.Y.I, i wud be proud 2 be associated wt Rapsody - who's one of d emceez i respect on NL.bt what yall tryna do is real f*ckd up and i wont be a party to it. Dnt even think of excusing yoself frm dis mess,Next beatz! I can smell Bolaji written all over u,nigga and im a get to d bottom of dis.

@Menike
i agree wt Sharn's suggestn. A Rap Moderator is jus wat we need .Sm 1 who is very active and has the interest of d forum at heart.

@Errbody
Pls make yo nominatnz!

@Chiogo
Lol! My homeboy Shakespear used 2 say b4 he caught a .48 slug in his mid-sectn (yo kno d point where the bullet-proof vest stops and the pot-belly peeps out) Lol,he used 2 say dat:"Modesty is as much a departure frm truth as exaggeration". Translatn = Saying ur rap sucks is as untrue as saying yo d illest emcee in America! Capish?

Thanx 4 granting me copyright over ur intellectual property,tho! Im a smile 2 d piggy bank nw. Nice doin binez wt yo,Ms!

i wud like to make sm suggestions as to how we can sanitize the Rap threadz,namely:

i) we nominate one of us to be a special moderator on d forum and inform Seun accordingly. The Mod shud hve the power to ban.
ii) We shud collectively write out our own rules n regulatnz for the Rap forum.
Iii) A special thread shud be made to introduce newbies to d rest of d community b4 t hey can battle.
iv) We shud all ignore any emcee who refuses to abide by our rules.
v) we shud encourage other emceez by blessing their threadz irrespective of hw we feel about them.

Just my 2 Cents! Whaddya tink?

'Sup Yall! The Rap forum is at the crossroadz right nw and we need to do sumpn fast b4 emceez lose their interest like cash deposits in a failed bank! Yall kno the rap threads aint what it used 2 be since the crash of 'Star Warz' and other related threadz.
Truthfully i might not be d most qualified emcee to call 4 dis summit bt i luv d rap threads and dats wat matters the most. We need 2 chart a new course in d history of our forum and the time is now!
we all wonna battle,improve our skills and catch fun in d process. Dat aint askin fo 2 much,nw is it?

Pls make ur suggestnz as politely as possible. No disses,insults or nasty comments,pls! Lets 4get who caused what and forge ahead.

THE FUTURE SUMMIT IS HEREBY DECLARED OPEN!

@Hybrid-X
I c yo hustle,nigga! U shud visit ma hood when u get d chance,nigga. Cats wt raw skillz up in hurr,nigga! Bt dudez wnt drop pushin bricks for a legit binez like rappin. Sh*t , too stuck in em wayz.
See,cats up in hurr dnt realize we cud actually make thangs happen 4 ourselves in d real world if we got united and combined forces! Nigga,picture us formin a label wt ur fundz,Menike as producer,WORDSMITH & Naijafan as a rap group on d label,myself,Malc and Alex as label execs wt dat retard as Publicity Secretary.Nw,hw dat look? We cud even sign Rapsody as a gospel artiste! See d picure?
Too bad emceez aint thinking.just jerkin around spammin threads. Too bad,Nigga!

@Menike
Damn,Nigga! Dat musta bn sm real strong sticky right thurr
  Truthfully B, yo gotta hve a real luv story 2 tel,like hw ya met yo babymama? Yo kno sumpn like dat?

P.S
TRoOE gon be mad when she see dat post.Ya kno hw she feel bout yo kinda lyriks!

Yep! If anybody can ressurrect d rap battles,its ma boy Hybrid-X. He got ma confidence. But like 'Smith done said, aint nuffin gon change as long as Seun lets dat retard and his family of clonez kip runnin around disrespectin niggaz. Im tellin yall nuffin gon change. we better close d casket on d rap threadz and make it an early mourning.

@Rapsody
Lol,dude! Aint try 2 start up any drama bt it sho kinda funny hw yo kip killing d threadz each time u drop science. Almost like other emceez be scared to step up after yo rep up. Damn nigga,u almost put my thread 2 rest,nigga,u sic 4 dis,nigga. Aint mad tho.Yo flowz aiight tho. Wud luv 2 match u against the smith or Paddy-lo. Lol,nw dat wud be sumpn.

@Raven
Daymn,son! Uz a medical doc? Sh*t,nw aint dat sumpn? We cud start up a binez: i cut emzees while u stitch em/
needlez up they buttz/when i say 'Stick em!'/ha ha ha stick em!

@Chiogo
Lol! U gotta be kiddin me! Well,if u insist,i got dis lil shawty who i be ghost-writing for. If ya dont mind, can i sell somma yo linez to her? yo wnt be mad,will ya?

@Chiogo
I c ur vision,ma! How bout d rap game? U jus foolin wt it or u got planz to perform like Jess? Hola.

@Jduck13
where u been,playa? Bn askin bout chu?