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Charles4075:
Bros, their matter tire me. Na that one be the excuse WA dem dey give us. Some go say na weather condition.

hahahahah


and you believed them one day you fit believe say my papa na buhari

Iamhatey:
waoh


You are always surprising me

well, thats it for me


that's the only key to my heart, do that and earn my respect

cant date someone who doesn't trust and believe in me or else, I'd search till I find one

dirtyslap:
lol...this one too is making sense na...very clean sef

Nah! you can't compare, that one is just cool, look like a small boy that pix was 2months ago


with my beard now, people don't ask me to adjust in a taxi like that


my look alone will scare you away on like the other one

Iamhatey:
what's your ability sir

trust me and my decisions, and aslso believing in me



those are my abilities, sex is nothing to me like others will say

dirtyslap:
hahahahaha I don laff enter guttter...your mum no get chill @ all.

no chill

last time she told me, bia! (come) my own father is way too younger than you, if I be all these girls way una dey chat they do i love you i love you, I won't hang out with you cause of this beard you're keeping, do you know it makes you look old? I will stay mute na, anything you say will be used against you


sometime I do avoid coming home because of all her nagging, even my pastor Don join too

they just want me to be like this

dirtyslap:
say what? Mumcy hate it? Lol @ second binladin...I love beards but can't keep it coz of my proffession.

some of my pals are jealous of it, especially those ones their own never join sometime my mum throw shed at me, like (come how much you'd carry cut your hair? you'd look yourself for mirror at all? ima na idi ka oke ewu "translate" you look like animal) mine permits it tho I will lower it after new year

Folalade:
Am I supposed to be a dummy because am new? I bet you have never met some smarties.
What is there to reveal?

loooooooooolz


smartie

dirtyslap:
amen boss....go kill dem girls with dat beards....bearded samaritan.

some of them hate it oh, like my mum


I won't cut it, I will show you in three months time second binlading

dirtyslap:
boss you s best, you da bomb, I appreciate dat.....kneel down lemme pray 4 u.....I pray the bomb of blessing hit you dis morning...can I hear you say amen...

I say amen to that prayer man.


same to you bro! God bless, I appreciate

Charles4075:
Op, they don't bleach their skins. They call it 'Skin Toning'.

you want to confuse us abi


now you confusing yourself

dirtyslap:
*Yawns* chai my preek stand.......why do guys prick always stand in the morning when we just wake up....ADVICE PLS

empty your urinary bladder befor bed time


piss well befor you sleep

nubian999:
2 of them are the ceo of the fvck boy/butt lickers association but I never tell you

you don't need to tell me, their comment are spot on

nubian999:
Oh... ok your ghost is

unkempt?
I know, don't mention

nubian999:
Hello

Is that you on your dp

looooooolz
nah! my ghost

nubian999:
These boys checked your profile and they fancy you


Like primary school when they pull your hair and make you cry just to get your attention

looooooooolz


fuuuuuck boyz/butt lickers does that too

the font tho, unable to read through

Folalade:
I'm short of words.
These guys are adding pepper to injury

go fuuuuck yourself bitch, its Sunday morning already

[s]

hopeforcharles:
He rigged the Nairaland election, because I checked there are more sophisticated finer dudes than him, I guess I am forced to believe u.[/s]

thank me later

happy birthday bro! age graciously

jake2much:
most girls are bitches a girl will only stay wit u once u hav money.i knw wat am saying if u neva xperience pain in reationship u dont know.

not only money buddy!

a girl will only stay with you if only you have what interest her, are you telling me that broke guys don't engage in to a lasting relationship cause they're broke


we are the ones making it difficult for us, I have never experienced such before, when you're broke as a man, look for another way to impress your woman by improving in some certain area, make her understand you, they ain't dumb, we still have some wise ones amongst them

jake2much:
my brother it not worth it. Llove dosnt exist just work hard to get ur money.

after the money, what next?


with your money, you'd still look for who to love

prettythicksme:
Lol,explain more on this statement*not all that glitters are gold.Hope not wat i'm thinking?

be specific, what are you thinking

prettythicksme:
Lol,happy to hear dat i'm normal. but dat brain issue ehnnn,dont think i have brain again. his love don scatter my brain.I am serious.

Yea,fuvk fake love,real love ti take over.U sounds like u r inlove as well,gist me.

looolz take it easy, not all that glitters are gold


well love is a normal thing trust me, I believe in true love cause I've been love and loved in return, no matter how many times we encounter heart break in our various relationships, we should learn from our previous mistakes.



YES I am, a proud one indeed

DissTroy:
[b] Every woman (including the females who strut the red-light districts) is emotionally wired to crave and give love even if she's been heartbroken a thousand times and she refuses to admit it.


The problem is, ALL women fall in love for selfish reasons, even the most noble woman.

If you ask any girl who's registered her presence on this thread why she fell in love with her boyfriend or why she'd fall in love in the future, she'd reply with one, two or all of the below:

1. He makes ME laugh and happy.

2. He respects ME.

3. He listens to me , shows concern about me and gives ME attention when I need it.

4. He makes me feel special and like a top priority in life.

5. He looks like someone who'd fit into the kind of future I WANT.

Notice I deliberately left out financial benefits? I want to keep the argument straight.

Every woman reason for falling in love is conditional. She's doesn't set out to better the guy's life but she's out for how he fits into her agenda.


She might be the most loving and faithful girlfriend in the world but her reasons for loving you are selfish all the same.

The moment you stop making her laugh, happy or making her the center of your world (even if you're still faithful and rock her bed like never before), she'd start thinking of someone who'd make her feel the way you used to.


Men, on the other hand, love selflessly when they fall in love.
It tastes like quinine when you absorp it but it's the truth all the same. [/b]

what more can I say than these?

well articulated, succinctly put


You nailed it to the point even the lame will read and grassp


respect bruv

#4 my first phone

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prettythicksme:
Hehehehehehehe dammm u got me*lol! I love my boo so much,cant do without him i swear. I just dont knw y i love him dat much,hope i am normal?



Not gonna gives u van...quay treatment u hear dont mind spicy.

loooooooolz


you're normal just carry your brain along with you so far, two sane person on this thread

if she give me vanqu.any treatment, I'd give her refiner treatment too case close, dear I'm here to catch fun... fuckkkkkkk fake love, I still believe in true love

[quote author=misspicy post=50034674][/quote]why are you pained I will leave your thread if that'll gladden your heart

prettythicksme:
I will give u vanquay treatment if u dont point out the lies in this thread for me. I dont love as well,i hate the word love.

loooooooooolz


emboldened, sacarsm ain't it

go ahead, give me vanquany treatment, what are you waiting for?

I hate lies, I'm allergic to it, everyone has that special person they lose guard for

misspicy:
Just give him the Vanqu.ay treatment

here to catch fun, miss
no offense

prettythicksme:
Carry urself comot this thread,dont spoil our fun.

whats fun here watching them lie to the whole world


I hate it when a lady lay much emphasis on love, (I can't love a man) who does that shitt? for where? those kind of girls can love for africa


we guys go on rampage for those kind of girls just to clear their doubt

EmperorLee:
I go kiss butts taya for here today, kee ursef



I no get female jersey ooh, wetin I wan take am do na.

try kiss quality butt oh i use God name beg you


see question oh you don't know what to do with it, I'd come make I ask my ex friend him go pass me one sharply

I need to ask that question here, baba am off don't wanna derail this thread for picy before she call goat44 for me or anti sperm spam