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Celebrities / Re: Khloe Kardashian Might Just Have The Largest As* In The Kardashian Clan[photos] by Maximus17(m): 5:01am On Dec 19, 2014
SELENAqueensy:


It ain't fake......


Nice ass khloe

#nohomo
don't mynd him joor, ass so on point! BTW Ur dp is sharp, me likey
Celebrities / Re: Another Mystery Creature Found Near A Beach (PIC) by Maximus17(m): 5:46pm On Dec 18, 2014
If it was in Lagos, u'll be seeing the roasted meat by now not dead body...eko o ni baje!!

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Phones / Re: 5 Things You Probably Never Knew Your Mobile Phone Could Do.. by Maximus17(m): 5:41pm On Dec 18, 2014
francawilson:
OMG! This is so informative esp No.2. Sometym ago,my car remote fell off in d markt.I had 2go al d way home 2get d spare remote.
yea yea, its informative buh has it been verified? If u can, pls find out
Phones / Re: 5 Things You Probably Never Knew Your Mobile Phone Could Do.. by Maximus17(m): 5:40pm On Dec 18, 2014
Wait, lemme try out the car unlocking, I'll be back

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Federal Ministry Pays Best And Has Better Packages? by Maximus17(m): 3:29pm On Dec 17, 2014
Procurement Department, Federal Ministry of Works
Agriculture / Re: Nairaland Farmers Converge @ogbomosho 4 Youth Agri-business Initiative(yabdi) by Maximus17(m): 1:48pm On Dec 17, 2014
My People, keep it hawt, if only our People could see the Goldmine Behind Agriculture,
I salute Your COURAGE
I Salute your BOLD STEP
I Salute your JUDGEMENT
you Moving in the Right Path,I dream to see Cocoa, Rubber, Cassava, etc generate Foreign Exchange for our Country.
How can one become a member?
Romance / Re: 10 Signs You Are A Woman Now by Maximus17(m): 1:39pm On Dec 17, 2014
Elantracey:



lol , my mum knows me more than anyone else and she trusts me as well , I don't need to prove anything to her
hmm....Elantracccccyyy, Good for you, Keep being the Upright babe and Stay away from NL bad boys....
Romance / Re: 10 Signs You Are A Woman Now by Maximus17(m): 1:35pm On Dec 17, 2014
ellechrystal:

Lol. Hell no. tongue
well, Thumbs up for seeing the real woman in you, thanks to op
Celebrities / Re: Banky W Takes To Twitter, Laments APC's Non-selection Of Fashola As VP by Maximus17(m): 1:31pm On Dec 17, 2014
Honestly, i wish Fashola could be the President, Religion is irrelevent here! To hell with Religious Nepotism and Tribal segmentation
Romance / Re: 10 Signs You Are A Woman Now by Maximus17(m): 1:23pm On Dec 17, 2014
Elantracey:



She knows her daughter haven't even had one so she'll not even listen to you tongue tongue
hmmm....If i were to be her, how would you Proof That to me?
Romance / Re: 10 Signs You Are A Woman Now by Maximus17(m): 1:20pm On Dec 17, 2014
ellechrystal:

Ok am a real woman now grin grin wink
Before You be Real Man?
Romance / Re: 10 Signs You Are A Woman Now by Maximus17(m): 1:18pm On Dec 17, 2014
Nice Write Up Tosin, Number 6 really Drives me Crazy 'APPRECIATING LITTLE THINGS'

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Business / Re: Commotion As Lagos Revenue Service Staff Rush To Collect Xmas Gifts [photos] by Maximus17(m): 12:09pm On Dec 17, 2014
ireneony:
where was the dog when the flesh was eatenundecidedabi dog nor de chop meat
grin the dog na vegetarian ni
Politics / Re: President Jonathan Congratulates Buhari On His 72nd Birthday by Maximus17(m): 1:50am On Dec 17, 2014
Why now This congratulatory message is a political weapon to accentuate the public image of the congratulator,in fact every thing is coordinated in a soup of political brohaha. who knows what Buhari is planning to congratulate GEJ for??
Education / Re: A Nairalander Bagged First Class And Best Student Award In Oau Convocation by Maximus17(m): 1:28am On Dec 17, 2014
Your type motivates me,keep it flying bro!!
Romance / Re: Why It's Hard For Beautiful Ladies To Find Mr. Right by Maximus17(m): 5:08am On Dec 13, 2014
Beauty+brains+character=Fantastic personality
Beauty+brains-character=jonsing personality
Beauty-brains-Character= run for your life!!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Nayah, Can We Be Friends Please? by Maximus17(m): 5:53am On Dec 07, 2014
Love nwatinti!
Romance / Re: Some Dps Ladies Post When "Break-up" Takes Place. by Maximus17(m): 5:48am On Dec 07, 2014
Funny! Or u see DPs saying its either you're a blessing, or a lesson!
Religion / Re: 10 Types Of People Who Search For Bible Verses In Church. by Maximus17(m): 3:39am On Dec 07, 2014
TO BE CANDID
I fall into category 7
And a modified category 10 which reads
'The ones who open their bible . They come to church with a bible and open it efficiently, they would be staring at people's clothes, just name it." I stare at people's cloth especially during offering!, I know many of us do but would fail to admit grin
Fashion / Re: How To Increase Your Backside And Make It Firm Naturally by Maximus17(m): 5:58am On Dec 05, 2014
phrenoz:
"guys" are moved by d physical appearance, "men" are moved by susbstance.
1)I would never date a "guy" talk less of one who is attracted to the size of my ass.
2)The size of the ass ends in the bedroom.
3)Most guys will be screaming "big ass" when their mothers were as flat as anything when they married their fathers.
4)when u actually strt to c d world,when u strt to think the way people of substance should think,you will realize that life is wwwwaaaayyy more than the cravings of ur dick and eyes!!!.
5)"we" is a general term,speak for urself!!!.
LADIES,YOU ARE PERFECT...BIG ASS,SMALL ASS,UNEVEN TEETH,PIMPLES,BIG and SMALL BOOBS..and don't ever let any man tell u dt u r nt.

This is to all the beautiful ladies confident enough to rock their small asses...one love.
I rest my case.
I retract my initial statement ,i think u've said it all buh it doesnt justify the fact that physical looks should be underestimated!
Fashion / Re: How To Increase Your Backside And Make It Firm Naturally by Maximus17(m): 5:18am On Dec 04, 2014
Purity1:
Mine is big i wish to reduce it. Can anyone help
is that you with MJ on your deepee? If yes,i think your bombom is just okay,reducing it may cause additional probz, others are searching fr 'blessings' and u are looking fr how to discard yours, you Berra appreciate what you gat

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Fashion / Re: How To Increase Your Backside And Make It Firm Naturally by Maximus17(m): 5:08am On Dec 04, 2014
phrenoz:
All these for a big ass...hian!...I no want,I'll just wait for my kids and gravity to do their work...hian!!!!!!...if guy no like flat ass...he shoo goan die.
No na, pls ah need you fleshy,curvy and beuriful cool

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Romance / Re: Ladies Your Take On Guys With Six Packs(my Pics As Case Study) by Maximus17(m): 2:32pm On Nov 30, 2014
Idowuogbo:
Wtf? See stretchmark? Wia you dey wide go? Your waist line sef don pass 36. Oh boy u b bricklayer? undecided
Idowuuuuuu, u haff come again with this your bad mouth, u nor even give am hope.. Kai
Jokes Etc / Re: What 's The Weirdest Thing U 've Ever Done? ....licked My poo. by Maximus17(m): 5:36am On Nov 27, 2014
Queennelly:
Good morning all.....

As for me I think. ......LICKING MY OWN SHIT .....and singing "I have a dream while doing that..."
geez,never heard something weird as this in a long time, I guess u were much more younger
Career / Re: ICAN November Diet 2014 (new Syllabus) by Maximus17(m): 8:02pm On Nov 21, 2014
Hayoakins, whizqueen, praying for you guys o, I didn't write this diet, I wanted to be sure abt the kinda questions, structure and available Materials.wish you all the best!!
Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Maximus17(m): 10:04am On Nov 11, 2014
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Travel / Re: 10 Unbelievable Photos Of Lagos You Will Mistake For London by Maximus17(m): 12:40pm On Nov 09, 2014
vizkiz:
still waiting for pictures of some other parts of Lagos I.e
Mile-12 tongue
Ketu/alapere
Oshodi
Oworoshoki
Mushin
Ajegunle
Ojota
Ikorodu garage grin

Come on fellas aren't we proud of these places??
also ajangbadi, ile iwe, ijeshatedo, most of these pictures were taken from places like lekki, Victoria island, ajah.

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