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Politics / Re: Details On How Obasanjo Tore His PDP Membership Card by maxit2(m): 9:04pm On Feb 16, 2015
Obasanjo is an irrelevant yoruba man. His tenure saw Nigeria as the 2nd most corrupt nation on earth.

He should die eating corn in his mansion and stop disgracing his grandchildren.
Politics / Re: FG Warns US, Others Against Unguarded Utterances by maxit2(m): 8:16pm On Feb 12, 2015
siraj1402:
Jonathan can say this now because he knew the America is not for him.He knew they were watching him for all his steps.Remember the same Jonathan referred us to America when we asked of our missing dollars. "America will know" grin


"There is a Nigeria long before us,there will be a Nigeria long after us"GMB

Go to school nigga... you cant phucking write English.

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Phones / Re: VERY HILARIOUS... Which Of These Would You Do First? by maxit2(m): 11:32pm On Jan 18, 2015
sucreblazing:
very dump question to ask ....don't mean to insult you OP

even a 5years old child knows the answer to your data sucking question

Just when I thought the question was a dumb one. You ny friend has just "killed" it.
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Toolz Flaunts Her Big Hips In Ankara Outfit by maxit2(m): 8:00am On Jan 02, 2015
She's just FAT
Politics / Re: Only Suicide Bomber Died In Gombe New Year Blast - Police Tweets by maxit2(m): 2:35pm On Jan 01, 2015
Hny
Nairaland / General / Re: My Ordeal With Nigeria Immigration Officers by maxit2(m): 9:13am On Dec 30, 2014
Too bad
Agriculture / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Threaten Abia Villagers Over Missing Cows by maxit2(m): 9:12am On Dec 30, 2014
Bad
Crime / Re: Mechanic Stabs Man For Pinging While Driving In Lagos (Photo) by maxit2(m): 8:50am On Dec 30, 2014
Well he should simply plead NOT GUILTY cos part of the charges read that he stole a SAMSUNG iPHONE. shocked

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Celebrities / Re: Warri Billionaire Rewards Nigeria's BBA Hotshot Tayo With $350,000 by maxit2(m): 6:49am On Dec 11, 2014
lestat:



First of all I am not your guy, second of all in some places talking to someone like that could get you beaten up, so next time be careful what you type

Okay... thanks for this very sound advice. I will always remember it.
Politics / Re: Court Orders Immediate Seizure of Obasanjo's New Book. by maxit2(m): 8:00pm On Dec 10, 2014
good
Phones / Re: My Experience With 112 Emergency Number. by maxit2(m): 11:08am On Dec 10, 2014
good
Celebrities / Re: Warri Billionaire Rewards Nigeria's BBA Hotshot Tayo With $350,000 by maxit2(m): 8:23am On Dec 10, 2014
ogene70:
A LETTER TO AYIRI EMAMI!

Dear Mr Ayiri,

A REQUEST FOR SPONSORSHIP TO STUDY PILOTING ABROAD.

It is of utmost seriousness that I make this humble request ,having seen your level of generosity in our community.
I am an Indigene of Delta state with Bsc in Business Administration: 2nd class upper ,university of Lagos , also Masters in Banking and finance, Bayero University kano and a holder of Type rated Licence in aviation.

I have always had this burning desire to be a pilot but financial challenges has always set me back from attaining such dream
over the years I have been able to save N2, 000,000(two million naira) for the course but the total cost of pilot course stands at N10,000,000 (ten million naira).

My humble plea is a grant of N8,000, 000(Eight million naira) to add up to my savings and accomplish my dream career; being a pilot fascinates me and I will for ever remain grateful to God and you if my request is granted.
kindly send me a PM via my signature or handle.
Thank you Sir.
....Remain blessed.



Hello my boy,
I would have sent you the money but no i wont. What impact have you made to your society with all the many many things you've studied?
You took someone's admission space, only to graduate and still be usueless to the society. I will not allow that happen again. Instead i will allow another person to take the piloting space you are about going for.
You are already a Master Degree holder in your course of study. My advise is that you pursue that line and impact to your society. Do this and together we shall make Nigeria a great nation.


Sincerely,
Mr. Ayiri Emami
Celebrities / Re: Warri Billionaire Rewards Nigeria's BBA Hotshot Tayo With $350,000 by maxit2(m): 8:16am On Dec 10, 2014
lestat:
Let me get this right, a Nigerian billionaire gave 350k dollars to Tayo for participating in BBA?

Just saying that he could have done a huge party for motherless kids, built a hospital, or maybe bought 1000 kekenapep bikes and distributed to unemployed youths. Or given loans to unemployed graduates instead of this and it would have also made front page news but also touched lives of people. Don't you guys think there's something wrong with the Nigerian elite?

Guy you be mumu abeg..... you be mumu..

Wetin self ?
Religion / Re: Pastor Oritsejafor Drags Fashola To Court Over Planned Demolition Of Church by maxit2(m): 9:10am On Dec 09, 2014
No need for many many talk.

I don't need to read the details to give my judgement.
IF the property is built on illegal soil and/or is not fully and duly documented(Approvals n all) Then please get a BULLDOZER and level the ground.

No need to wait until another disaster happens(E,g SCOAN Collapse).

In the meantime let the Omoniles(i hope i got that right, am not Yoruba) make use of the plot(s) of land as a temporary football pitch.


BLING BLING pastor can come and watch the evening games....

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Travel / Re: Dana Air Flight ‎537 Is A Disaster Waiting To Happen – A Passenger’s Ordeal. by maxit2(m): 11:43pm On Dec 08, 2014
wow
Politics / Re: Azare Bombing: Death Toll Rises To 31 by maxit2(m): 7:14am On Nov 18, 2014
too bad
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Was Afraid To Die On Nigeria Airways Flight by maxit2(m): 8:51am On Nov 16, 2014
Thought heaven was the best place to be.
Why the hell should he be scared of the chance to meet his maker one who he always talks to.
I would be happy if i was the MOG.

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Is An Embarrassment To Ph.D Holders - Professor Akin Oyebode by maxit2(m): 11:22am On Oct 31, 2014
Lanister:


Your ignorance is chronic and malignant. Only a chronic and malignant deliverance can deliver that. Just to know that you are less of an ambitious person. I am certain youve never been to school or a drop out.

Ph.D sociology can be diversified. In fact, you can have phd sociology in public governance, health, crime, guns, environement, in economics, in mathematics, in any course.

If you have a Phd in Sociology of Health and have a Masters in Public health, you can work in health institutions and earn more pay. You can be a political sociologist. Anything in sociology. So what are u saying?

Back to the Topic: We have Ph.D with pedigree and Ph.D just for fun. Jonathan had the Ph.D for fun and not for continuous research purpose. And in fact, what is re-searchable in the zoo. Are we animals?

Nigeria needs Ph.D holders in sociology with specialization in public governance, public policies, politics, environment, industry, economics and health. Not Ph.D in animals.
Guy you be complete mumu individual. My only hope and prayer is that you die this way.

Someone made one of the nicest and intelligent point on this thread and all you could do to prove your "intelligence" was to visit Dictionary.com lookup some lame words and use it in very unrelated context.
Niggga drop dead please!

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Is An Embarrassment To Ph.D Holders - Professor Akin Oyebode by maxit2(m): 11:18am On Oct 31, 2014
JayKaba:
PhD degree is not a certification of intelligence. It only takes the knowledge of an aspect of a singular discipline to obtain a PhD. A PhD holder in Sociology for example would definitely not know how to solve the least Calculus problem. GEJ does not have a PhD in management or "governance" so his PhD degree should not be a subject of reference when trying to castigate his style of leadership.

Bro like it or not. I think you have a PHD in sense of reasoning....

This old dirty professor is one them folks that takes delight in nonsense. The world is not where it is today because of Ph.D holders like himself.
The people who discovered MOST of the basics of science and technology were lab attendants/apprentice.

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Car Talk / Re: Ayo Fayose's New Official Ride (PHOTOS) 1957 Mercedes Benz 220S Sedan by maxit2(m): 1:51pm On Oct 17, 2014
kay29000:
Nice vintage car. I want to start collecting cars like this. And the thing is that vintage cars like this are not so expensive, but they give you class as much as a new car ten times the price will give you.
Dude dont be misled. Vintage cars are far more expensive.
A 1950 something Ford Mustang costs 1000% more than a brand new 2015 Ford Mustang...

Google am!
Travel / Re: My Journey From Nigeria To Dubai With Pictures by maxit2(m): 7:05pm On Oct 08, 2014
Why go to DESERT dubai when you can visit Seychelles and experience heaven ?
Just saying.... I love GREEN life.
Phones / Re: Funny ! iPhone6 Owners say their hair now rips off When They Make Calls [Photos] by maxit2(m): 8:41pm On Oct 07, 2014
Tamee:
Success attracts both the good and the bad. hmmmn!

#TeamiPhone

Seriously tho, if ur the one on that profile picture...

Chai... chai chai....... see as pikin FINE... see things...

NOT you right ?
TV/Movies / Re: Are Movies Depicting Primitive/village Life Better Than City Setting by maxit2(m): 11:40pm On Oct 01, 2014
Present day is preferred.....


Those Nolywood movies with people wearing palm leaves are just too unreal for me.

BTW.
@OP how are you. how's BC. In BC. Let's chat na.
Religion / Re: Pastor Turn Petrol Into Pineapple Juice For His Congregation To Drink (video) by maxit2(m): 8:44pm On Sep 29, 2014
BlackStallion: I'm one of his members, actually it was quite delicious. Had a spicy flavour. I'll bring a bottle of acid to church next time, see if I can't twist pastor's arm into turning it to shepe mah shack. cheesy
Hey! How about if I hold some Ugu, just incase he agrees to turn it into igbo?! Omo I hail the anointing oo grin
Hahaha mad man !

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Romance / Re: Advantages Of Being Funny by maxit2(m): 8:34am On Sep 29, 2014
If you must be funny. Be witty.
The more intelligent you are. The more creative your humour.
The more creative the more amusing.
Programming / Re: Bash Shell Vulnerability Affects Linux, Unix And Mac OS X by maxit2(m): 7:28pm On Sep 26, 2014
Enouwem: You can use these Shellshock
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(3) http://www.shellshocktest.com/

Make i use am check Nairaland.com before another wahala happen..

UPDATE:
No need to panic. Just checked and our dear NL is safe.
Travel / Re: Tips For Surviving An Airplane Crash by maxit2(m): 6:52pm On Sep 26, 2014
Val22: Seeing this topic, I thought of using a parachute to escape from the crashing plane.
But, where are u gonna land? inside ocean or forest full of wild animals?

Where you land wouldn't be necessary because you'd be dead before touching ground.
The engine and those BIG blades will gladly have a slice of you. Let's not talk the high altitude and pressure.(Thin air)
Jokes Etc / Re: Unending Laughter (pt.2) Ft Most Of Okey Bakassi Jokes by maxit2(m): 5:55am On Sep 26, 2014
LOL @ Igbo man struggling with church usher over N20.

hehe
Travel / Re: Pictures Of Air Conditioned Pedestrian Bridge In Port Harcourt. by maxit2(m): 5:45pm On Sep 24, 2014
Adofaya: What for, when most people in Philippines finds it difficult to make ends meet. When I went to Ph for the first time this year, I thought people there were averagely OK. Come and see the type of vehicles they use as taxi, you will be suprise n ask yourself whether you are in Ph.
Stop taking weed.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Scotland Scottish Referendum: Voters To Reject Independence - BBC by maxit2(m): 10:55pm On Sep 23, 2014
macof:

You are just an idiiot that's the plain truth. I don't stoop so low to insulting family members of people I have problems with, I address them and their posts.

You have not addressed my post because you lack the intelligence to come up with something other than rants and show your stupidity and idiocy. you are grossly ignorant of what Nigeria is, probably a result of failed education.

You know I want Ekiti to become a country you are mad,where did u get that from?


Reading without comprehending, useless idiot
Can you stop embarrassing your father's house by calling my post rantings?
Jeezz boy other people can read our comments. You keep disgracing that "peasant" father of yours in public.
Why na? eh my brother, why ?

Please let's call it truce. Peace okay. Whatever it is we were arguing about let's just call you the winner. Okay? you win.
You have a beautiful night rest and extend me greetings to everyone in your village. Especially the village head chief whom by the way might just become a local government chairman when your Oduduwa republic wish is eventually granted.

Go sleep me boy. It's 11pm.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Scotland Scottish Referendum: Voters To Reject Independence - BBC by maxit2(m): 10:20pm On Sep 23, 2014
macof:

And you insult my father because you can't deal with my words intelligently.

If you weren't hiding behind a computer I would have smashed your head you swine

Typical of your kind. No wonder you want your own country. So you can settle everything with violence and smashing...

Take a chill pill bro. The word peasant isn't an insult. It only describes the size/scale of something/someone. I am intelligent enough to understand you want Ekiti to become a country on it's own alongside other yoruba speaking villages so you all can gdedu with your oduduwa republic thing.
Your reason was because your yoruba village is your father's house.

I am saying, i see way beyond my "tribe" or "village" as my father's house. I see Nigeria as my father's house.
So my dear. Compared to my father, don't you now agree that your own father is a VERY VERY peasant man ?

Just asking. No need to start cursing n threatening me with violence. Just chill n make your points intelligently. I promise to read and do the usual after reading your comment(Laff over it).
Sports / Re: Ogenyi Onazi Signs New Contract Worth €700k Per Year At Lazio: Is This Slavery? by maxit2(m): 10:11pm On Sep 23, 2014
tundeayo2020: yeah it sure can feed my family but you obviously dont know me, so i'll just ignore the other part of your post.

** Note- not every member here was born into a poor family.

Babe don't mind that guy jare.
BTW see as you fine.

In B/C yea?
PM you maybe ?

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