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Education / Re: (photo): This Is By Far The Best Definition Of School I Have Seen All My Life by maxit2(m): 10:03pm On May 17, 2015
ADAMUdaCOWBOY:

Dude I think it's the art students that cram most. Science is logic.
Tell that to me. A petroleum engr. Graduate.
My dear we cram tire.. yes i agree with you on art students. But almost everyone reads to pass.
Your lecturer just wants u to give him back what he gave u. He expects u to keep ur logics in your pocket.
Be logical and u get an E. or a fat F.
Education / Re: (photo): This Is By Far The Best Definition Of School I Have Seen All My Life by maxit2(m): 9:05pm On May 17, 2015
When you've got skills like my humble self. You'll understand no employer can pay you. Unless ofcourse they can pay you footballers salary.
School is good but NOT compulsory. Learn the basics and you are good to go. Travel, gain exposure.
Most people who school forget everything they learnt in 2 years.. especially folks in the science fields. Where all they do is cram formulas without questioning the practical applications. All these "scholars" wanna do is pass exams and get a job in chevron.

Stay focused people and always understand you are on your own. Choose the path you believe and excel.
Goodluck to any young aspiring person out there.

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Celebrities / Re: Yeni Kuti’s Daughteer, Rolari, To Wed British Beau by maxit2(m): 3:16pm On May 15, 2015
Na wa.. what's with the emphasis on "virgin"

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Religion / Re: Reasons Why We Go To Church. by maxit2(m): 8:03am On May 13, 2015
MissAdeife:
To meet ones future partner

Will you Marry me ? grin
Romance / Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by maxit2(m): 7:52am On May 13, 2015
Jambsupport:
Lol

Abeg marry me.
I own the Bentley on my DP. grin

PM naaaaa........ plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Romance / Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by maxit2(m): 7:47am On May 13, 2015
Halimi24:
am no fan of big butts cos dey stink mr knight in shining armor here 2 defend d damsel.dose who av dem av d propensity 2 get fat.are u feelin me darling??

Stop the hate you reptile.

We ain't the cause of your problems. Take your skinny ass outta here. Nobody cares about you.

Your bitterness is just a reflection of the frustration from lack of attention. Go shoot your momma. If she gorrit, you would've garrit.

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Shares Romantic Photo With Tania Omotayo by maxit2(m): 10:54pm On May 04, 2015
PhotoShop

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Politics / Re: Buhari First 7 Horrible Acts Since Becoming President Elect by maxit2(m): 8:44pm On Apr 30, 2015
ziryboy:
You are the most useless and idiot I have ever seen. SLS that was accuse by your useless jonathan of financial recklessness should be investigate by Buhari? The Jonathan that accuse him that he is suspended till after the investigation of which there is noting against SLS that is why we didn't here anything whether SLS is guilty or not. I know you an ibo man, that is how you useless Ibos talk, support useless things and devalue good things. The south south shall always take par forever, you can never rule this country forever, useless set of people

Your fada.

Wetin concern South-South with someone who's writing his observations ?
Even if he is Ibo, what's Ibo's business with the South-South ?

Tribal bastarrrdd, may thunder fire all those that liked your TRIBAL comment. May thunder not also spare their mothers too. Okay, thunder can spare their kids. But no, thunder should strike their brothers and sisters to pieces.....
Politics / Re: Adamawa Governor, Ngilari, Buys Two Lexus Suvs For N180million by maxit2(m): 8:34pm On Apr 30, 2015
ibedun:


I will be glad and will celebrate should I hear of your death by roAd accident, shot by an armed robber or slow death by HIV. Such is my anger and hathred for you after reading the shit you wrote up there.

Dude, maybe that's a little too harsh... Take it easy, the brother's only sharing his opinion.
Romance / Re: Who Handles Breakups Easier! by maxit2(m): 8:35am On Apr 17, 2015
It's definitely the ladies...
For me men. We breakup I immediately stop thinking about you.
You become history. Ask my teachers they'll confirm I don't really like history.
Celebrities / Re: Kris’d The “WAZOBIA CROONER” Releases Hot New Promo Pictures by maxit2(m): 11:37am On Apr 15, 2015
Decale:
Smash hit single? Haven't heard of it in my entire bane of existence

You don't know how to speak English one bit.
stick to the words you know...

How "bane of existence" take relate to the point u make ?

Na wa...

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Phones / Re: Photos: Checkout The Phones That Were In Use 10 Years Ago by maxit2(m): 5:08pm On Apr 14, 2015
9h yes
Car Talk / Re: Range Rover Sports Club by maxit2(m): 1:46am On Apr 14, 2015
IHate9ja1:

anything legal to put food on the table sir,i wld send the sms asap
Checked your profile details,your contact details i.e Phone no. Wasnt available!
I hope you can calibrate a range... (Just playing)...
It's nice to be outspoken about ones problems. Maybe you should just write some things about yourself, qualifications and skills and you never know where a contact can come from.
Wish you the best of luck bro.

@Sooperrescue, sorry it is taking long to return the Num-P. They couldn't loose it. So it had to be cut. I will inform you once posted.

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Religion / Re: Amazing Story: Pastor & Kids Saved After Huge Tree Suddenly Fell On Their SUV by maxit2(m): 4:24pm On Apr 11, 2015
Good
Car Talk / Re: Range Rover Sports Club by maxit2(m): 5:52pm On Apr 10, 2015
sooperrescue:
Buckingham Blue revived and renewed. Special thanks to Maxit2 for the confidence in allowing his Supercharged to be taken to Lagos. One year warranty on all the works done on the Supercharged.

Nice touch.......
Politics / Re: Eze Ndi Igbo In Lagos Reacts To Oba Of Lagos Anti-igbo Comment by maxit2(m): 5:59pm On Apr 08, 2015
ChinemeOkpan:
Igbos should stop meddling in internal affairs of Lagos State.

Lagos is Yoruba Land and it is time Igbos understand that.

Igbos should learn to be good immigrants.
Are you indirectly saying only yorubas should be allowed to vote ?
Just asking....
Car Talk / Re: Range Rover Sports Club by maxit2(m): 1:11am On Apr 07, 2015
Any photo that doesn't show the plate-number or VIN is fine.

You can call me anytime.

If the red "BRAKE" is still showing, may i suggest a look at that broken "Brake Sensor wire" at the rear right ?
Awaiting progress report.
Politics / Re: Fani-kayode Reacts To Oba Of Lagos Alleged Threat To Igbos, Says Its Ominious An by maxit2(m): 6:03pm On Apr 06, 2015
Ralphlauren:
Listen to the audio recording of what my Kabiyesi said. If only all Kabiyesis can be this firm and bold. cool

https://m.soundcloud.com/chxta-bee/oba-akiolu-speaks-mp3?in=chxta-bee/sets/oba-akiolu-issue

Oba of Lagos means business oooooooo cheesy grin
Disobey him at your own peril.

Kabiyesiiiii oooooooooooooo.

Ade a pe lo ri cool

This moronic oba is a lunatic.
I say phuuck the oba of lagos. Hear him talk as if he is of any importance to the human race.
The gorilla's watch is probably reading 17th century.

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Politics / Re: Don't Expect Miracles When I Assume Office, Buhari Tells Nigerians by maxit2(m): 9:33am On Apr 06, 2015
This is the CHANGE the south-west is looking for.

Oya make una enjoy am.

To think that a region with the highest number of learned minds will believe this old aboki is thought provoking........

#Sai Buhari.
#GMB till 2023.
grin

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Car Talk / Re: Range Rover Sports Club by maxit2(m): 9:23am On Apr 06, 2015
Hello,
I hope the work is going on fine. Do not forget to take a look at the strange noise coming from underneath the car when you attempt to rapidly accelerate the car. It sounds like a broken exhaust or like two metallic plates vibrating upon each other. Call me if unable to detect it via this guide so i can explain better.
Nairaland / General / Re: Funny Election Pictures And Memes by maxit2(m): 10:11am On Apr 01, 2015
Gboskee:
YOUR LEVEL OF MADNESS IS CERTAINLY INFINITE!

or do you think you are highly-mental than the people who chose and vote for buhari? or infact the whole masses

Who be this one ?

Gbenga you are insulting me abi ?

Maybe you got me confused for your drunk father.
Politics / Re: PDP To Challenge Buhari’s ‎victory At Tribunal by maxit2(m): 9:48am On Apr 01, 2015
stronger:


There, FIXED!! grin grin grin grin

Hehehe.... guy u be malu sha..

Funny, sometimes i even wonder why we insult ourselves over people that don't really give a phuuucck about us.

Off to work. GMB and/or GEJ won't put food on my table.
Car Talk / Re: Range Rover Sports Club by maxit2(m): 9:27am On Apr 01, 2015
sooperrescue:


If you are in Lagos, let us take a look at it and put the Supercharged back to life

The vehicle is in Benin. You remember that mechanic(Friday) at sapele road ?
He knows about the vehicle. If you can come pick it up and completely revive that vehicle i will be glad.

After changing the fuel pump, the "low engine perfomance" stopped. But i don't know what they tampered with. It has since been showing suspension problem. Vehicle leans. It shows a symbol indicating the vehicle might roll-over. The suspension height doesn't go up or down unless during start-up. The tailgate is always open. The bonnet is always open. It shows a RED brake error on the dashboard. I bought brand new brakes, brake-light-switch and bulbs from the UK. Original LR parts for that matter.
I suspect the RED brake error to be as a result of a missing brake sensor in one of the tyres.(The wire was cut by something/someone).

So big bro, tell me if you can repackage this car back to life. I love the range rover. I want it back.

And one more thing, when the car is parked, the Alarm randomly goes off. I suspect it to be the tailgate and bonnet........

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