macof:

Tribe tribe tribe. There I mentioned the word

My tribe is Ekiti, and am proud of it and everyone should be proud of his father's house

What have a got with Nigeria? there's nothing binding our various tribes and ethnic groups, absolutely nothing

Let oduduwa, Biafra, Niger delta, middle belt and Arewa come alive

A progressive nation with peace, unity and true patriotism is only one that is drawn on ethnic lines.

My ancestors weren't consulted when Nigeria was to be formed, we Yoruba never agreed to join this miserable country with people we don't want anything to do with

Give us freedom, give us our independence.
Oduduwa must gain independence in my lifetime

Your father's house is a very small house mate.
Let your father's house be one tiny yoruba village. Tell that to people when you travel outside this continent.
I'd simply proclaim Nigeria as my father's house.

You see. Your father is peasant.

ChukwuCantDie: 1. Yes, I know the Arabs were the original en-slavers but do we speak Arabic? Do Arabs control the world? No, they don't the whites do but we must also be very wary of the Arabs in North Africa especially Algeria who is building up it's military power very rapidly as well as Egypt and Morocco.

2. Tell me one European or American president with an Asian name...

3. Many slaves were originally enslaved by other Africans but not most, if that was the case we would never have been colonized.

4. African-Americans were not even allowed to use the same buildings as whites up until the civil rights movement in the 1960's, the white American government also burned down an extremely successful African-American city called Tulsa in Oklahoma in 1921 just because they were doing better than the whites. It was the FIRST EVER use of a plane to bomb targets on the ground.

5. I would prefer to speak an East African language as a lingua franca than a white European language of my racist oppressor. How is English not the native language of most Americans? Most Americans are white and English is a white language, the American blacks had their language beaten out of them by force during 400 years of slavery so who are you talking about?

6. Many Africans are not into mining because they worship whites and are mugus like you.

7. I doubt Ivorians asked to be invaded by France for no reason, my silly little friend.

8. Out of all you wrote the only thing I agree with is this. "We need to invest in technical education, end corruption, and realize that development is not in nice buildings or imported weapons."

You have got to be the must uneducated eediot on Nairaland.
See how stuupid your post is.
The person you quoted made some very nice and informative points. You just quoted him and started spewing all sort of nonsense.

GET A BRAIN as soon as you can PLEASE !

IN SHORT:
Humans are like dogs. Different breeds with different qualities.

Some with a lot of muscle but little brain.
Some with brains but little muscle.

Let's not force it people. BLACK race(NOT just AFRICANS) lacks the brains.

By brain, i don't mean the ability to cram formulas or graduate as 1st class in Harvard(This is just a result of hardwork)

A "brainaic" is one who can think outside the BOX/textbooks and see things you'd never see in books.
We just do not belong to that line of human specie.

We have the muscle, the will power to do things. We are survivors. But the brains we just don't have.

Take off Willian. Bring in Shurlle and switch ramires to d middle while shurlle plays in the right flank.

sooperrescue: The number on the plugs not the quantity. The supercharged spark plugs is not the same as the hse and i want to find out if they used the correct plugs. The engine is what matters most. All the other faults are just 2 hrs job. The genuine parts you requested for are available but you have not told us the small city where the Range is and you also need to call me

How small can this world get.

Please work with him, i will meet him up to place the order for the original xenon headlights....
I also read in some places that some of these things can be caused by bad battery. Do you see this as a possibility ?

Reason be, Whenever you START the car and simultaneously press the SUSPENSION button, it works.(i.e, the suspension goes up or down depending on where you pressed)...
But after that, the suspension button doesn't work anymore. If you need it to work again, just turn off the car. START the engine n hold the button simultaneously again.

Could this be as a result of battery? perhaps the battery reaches it's maximum power output during startup ?

sooperrescue: Change the brake switch and ensure the bulbs they fixed on the Range are meant for the Range. Also let me know the number of the spark plugs they installed on your supercharged. Call me on 08098534267

Thanks,
According to the Auto-Electrician, he changed all 8 plugs. BUT you know he might be lying. But what he told me is what i know.

Please can you help me order the following GENUINE parts ?

1. Brake switch
2. Brake bulb
3. Genuine Xenon bulb (For the HEADLAMP)

I have been doing my own research online as these local electricians are basically just deploying "trial n error" technique.
From my findings, a whole lot of people have pointed to faulty brake switch or incompatible bulbs.
Another new finding is that if the car is suspended(jacked) for a long time, the air-charge in the suspension system can develop a fault which will require it to be reset using special system(Autologic).
Truth is, i am guilty of the above possible cause of problem because while changing the fuel pump the electrician suspended the car using a screw-jack for almost a day or two and i am 100% sure the brake bulb is NOT genuine.

So if you can get me these items i listed. Let me know the cost and let me know WHEN you can get it. The only advantage i have is i have another car for movement. Hence i can take my time to fix my range even though the ZDX is nothing compared to the performance of the MIGHTY range supercharged....

Awaiting your response chief!

Hello,
My 08 Range Sport(Supercharged) was working fine until i had a fuel-pump problem. I changed the fuel-pump,8-plugs,brake bulbs and serviced the injector.
The car started and all cylinders were firing well.

However, after this installation i observed the car was not balanced. The dashboard was showing almost all the errors.

1. HDC fault system unavailable
2. Special programs unavailable
3. ABS
4. BRAKE (red light)
5. A yellow sign that probably means the car isn't stable(balanced)
6. One or two other yellow signs. BUT no engine or oil sign.

Now the suspension buttons are not working. The terrain selection button(To select stuff life, granite, smooth road, mud, e.t.c) is also not working. The button for (Hill Descend) doesn't respond. It just constantly shows that the car is descending down a hill. Sometimes, the car alarm(Panic) just goes on even when there is no cause for alarm.

I am NOT from Lagos, so far i have taken the car to two major auto-electricians in my small city. They have tried and it's still not working.

Has anyone encountered or heard of this problem before ? Any recommendations ?
Should i bring the car to Lagos ? is there a guarantee that it can be fixed there ? Is there an official LandRover dealer shop in Lagos ?

Readonee35L:

if the car runs well
kindly clear the codes and drive for like 30mins
am sure if something is really wrong d codes will come

The car doesn't run well because of the unbalanced suspension setting.
The Airshock is lowered below STANDARD and the car's "drive sense" is that i am going down a slope. Where's i am on a straight plain.
The errors don't clear.
The buttons for changing the suspension height/terrain doesn't work. It just makes a sound when the knob is turned.

Readonee35L: Nawao
Why didnt you scan the car
dont just let anybody tamper with it
..
Get a comprehensive scan
i am very sure it will throw some codes post it here please

Thanks for the suggestion.
However we have done all those scans.
At 1st when the vehicle refused to start. We scanned and it brought back..

LOW ENGINE PERFORMANCE.
Then we saw things like
Cylinder 2, 4, 5, 8 Misfire.
In other words, the eight cylinders were not getting enough gas to fire properly or maybe their plugs were not doing their jobs.
Hence we replaced the fuel pump and plugs. This solved that issue and the scan didn't bring up that error again.

They Auto Electricians have confirmed they didn't detect any issues with the ABS. Yet it is displayed on the dashboard.

@inspired_m
@inspiredm
@chelseabmw
@bimbor
@carxus
@glasshouse

All past/present owners of this vehicle or anyone with experience please drop me a line or two of recommendation.

Hello,
My 08 Range Sport(Supercharged) was working fine until i had a fuel-pump problem. I changed the fuel-pump,8-plugs,brake bulbs and serviced the injector.
The car started and all cylinders were firing well.

However, after this installation i observed the car was not balanced. The dashboard was showing almost all the errors.

1. HDC fault system unavailable
2. Special programs unavailable
3. ABS
4. BRAKE (red light)
5. A yellow sign that probably means the car isn't stable(balanced)
6. One or two other yellow signs. BUT no engine or oil sign.

Now the suspension buttons are not working. The terrain selection button(To select stuff life, granite, smooth road, mud, e.t.c) is also not working. The button for (Hill Descend) doesn't respond. It just constantly shows that the car is descending down a hill. Sometimes, the car alarm(Panic) just goes on even when there is no cause for alarm.

I am NOT from Lagos, so far i have taken the car to two major auto-electricians in my small city. They have tried and it's still not working.

Has anyone encountered or heard of this problem before ? Any recommendations ?
Should i bring the car to Lagos ? is there a guarantee that it can be fixed there ? Is there an official LandRover dealer shop in Lagos ?

Collynzo17:
Shut up fool. The scots were given the opportunity to decide what is good for them.
The scotland situation cannot in anyway be compared to what is obtainable in Nigeria.
There is nothing like unity here.

1st i aint no fool. Wondering why your likes will be bold enough to call someone a fool even after looking at your mother's behaviour. An apple does not fall far from the tree. What gave you the impression that you'd grow up to become a smart person seeing how stupeed your mother is. Let's leave your dead father out of it. May his soul R.I.P.

Maybe we don't have unity. But one thing is certain, by the time your status turns to that of your father(R.I.P) we will be a step closer to UNITY.

#SuspendEgyptAir

GodMode:

Nigeria was never meant to be. It was created by foreigners. The minor and major tribes in Nigeria didn't hold a meeting of unity. Nigeria was imposed on the tribes.

Dude it's the 21st century. By now you should be ashamed to mention the word TRIBE..


Check your map. You'd see that every region in the world that still addresses themselves as TRIBESMEN are the most underdeveloped and cursed-like people on earth.........

Just be Nigerian and proud. Furk that Oduduwa or Biafra BullCRrap. It's all bullcrrap.

Where those morons seeking Oduduwa Republic and Biafra Whatever!

Ya'll should learn the power of UNITY or DIE you tribal bastarrdss....

battyman: My late Dad's soul mate.
With this he could receive alien transmissions

I still have the Grundig in working condition.

GUY you be winch......
That line is Absolutely funny..... hahahaha
una too get mouth for this Nairaland...

Hahaha, Alien Transmission. hehehe.

CLASSIC!

Chinaimporter: [size=18pt]I love this country so much every day is a drama. Whenever i a bored of sitting on my japanese peacock feather couch in my ikoyi waterfront mansion watching luciano pavaroti and ivete sangalo on my 100 inches maximuim defination samsung tv sipping a double xo richelieu cognac,wearing my cool hugo boss cashmere sweater and on my laps sits my 19 yrs old mixed race(multiple cocktail),hour glassed shaped barbadian beauty, i just get into my pegusas italy built luxury yacht and read nigerian newspapers just to laugh and wonder at the life of the poor men and women of nigeria who work for a living because there pappas never made it.[/size]

Nigggaaaa which way.

No go let too much money make you mad!!!!.....
Please post your next comment from inside your Lamborghini with a Brazilian blonde giving you head while you drive your lambo to your Private Jet hanger.

Thanks.

UPDATE::

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HAhahaha nigga aint so rich afterall...
Rich niggas be looking for 9ja used Tokunbo since 1906

Hahaha

Miscellaneous: this is only a tip of the iceberg...... I mean one needs to see for himself. I don't know why oshiomole cant give military a contract of maybe 6months such that any cultist will be dealt with like it was done in my town in delta. That's the only way to cure edo boys kolo.....

Very nice idea. BUT it cannot work.
You know why ?
Oshiomole and his cohorts uses these boys and their top men for their own thug needs.
Even the police in Edo state fears these thugs. Who do you think was responsible for the recent lawlessness in Edo State House of Assembly ? that even the police couldn't stop.

You think a group of graduates working in the bank and/or chevron ?
These same cult bastarrds were deployed by the politicians to cause havoc and the police just stood and COULDN'T DO a thing.

A state where thugs and violent criminals in the likes of "Tony K" are given government contract. Where the Tortoise looking governor pays cultists to stop fighting.

gatiano: I should have said your daddy, nigga, but i'm not really allowed to. ask yourself if you have some initiatives, imagine, what will a nigeria with 24 hour electricity supply look like, what are the benefits? i guess you can't, you are so deeeeeeeeep in slumber. take a glimpse of that first.

lessons for your brains( i am not abusing brother). negro is a spanish word to which the word "nigga is coined" negro means a black thing (object), the spanish word for a blackman is "moreno" or a blackwoman "morena". if the person is too charcoal then "priesto, not sure".
so is your father a nigga? a something? GOD will fire your mouth if you address me as such again.

Nigga you still aint making sense. You are just a stupid arss nigga.
Nigga make some sense or die nigga. Save me the lecture of the origin of the N word. It doesn't make you smart.
You've proven your dumbness in your 1st comnent with almost 10 paragraphs n no phucking sense.

Dumb asss NIGGA

gatiano: I am tired of the electricity news, meeting up to different thousands of kwatts everyday. the nigerian govt to go and bleep the f up.

who gains when nigeria don't have 24 hrs light(electricity)? pls my concern brothers and sisters, don't say dangote or otedola or capital oil, those boys feed off crumps.

who will loose when nigeria has 24 hrs light? with 24 hrs light, all the nigerian billionaires will make more billions and there will be more than a thousand billion more in less than 2 years.

what is worst than not have constant light, is its fluation. it distrupt our brain functions (off and on) hundreds of times a week is bad for health, who gains from that? the nigerian health department has no infrastructure to detect the sickness caused by light fluation, let alone a remedy.

so who GAINS?

A NIGERIA with 24 hrs light will disrupt the global economy, it will turn it upside down within 2 years. who will gain and who will loose?

A NIGERIA with 24 hrs light means 24 hrs light for all black nation. who will loose.

when we address this issues, nigeria will have light without spending 20,000 naira, all it will take is sacrifice, which we are willing to pay if the bleeped up govt allows us.

SHOUTING ( What da phuck are you talking about ?. Nigga what da phuck are you saying ? )

whatever is up there which i didn't read is either TRUE or NOT TRUE

dplordx:

For one thing, you are a nobody. SO is your father, your grandfather, your great and greatest grandfather. Ode oshi!!!!

Okay....
Who says Ode Oshi after a statement if not one drunkard from one dirty yoruba village.
Nigga I dont understand your tribe. Talk to me in English thats our common language....
Phuck you n your clan. Anyone wanna be down with you phuck him too. Phuck all you moraphuckers... I spit reality to your old n frustrated tribesmen n now u moraphuckerz wanna go hug tranformer...
Phuck all ya'all. Tribe people. ...
Hahaha the world tribe is primitive n mostly ONLY used in Africa where humanity is still 1000 years backward..

xpensiv05:
So sad... Jst a pity.! Ur generation can't av tenth of wat he got. Ur criticism shuld go wit fact n b objective in ur writing. Read d origin of cults far diff 4rm wat we av now

What has he got that my entire generation cannot attai one tenth ?
Oh sorry. Now I remember he invented electricity n the wheel.
Of what GOOD would have become of the cult ? What purpose ?
You buy a riffle in the house to protect your family from robbers (good intention) you leave the house n your little boy who doesn't know what it is picks it up thinking it's a toy n shoots himself.
Who is to blame ?

I just dont like Soyinka's arrogance. He is too little to keep disrespecting my president. He is a NObody. Whatever personal achievement he holds. JONATHAN'S personal accolades superceeds his. He is the president of Great Rep of Nigeria.
Respect that.

kilokeys:
if i wanted to b funny ill post in d jokes section.

there is nothing funny about WAR

its called sacarsm, a contrasting figure of speech
u wouldnt know, would u?
u might have heard of OxyMORON though..

smh.. such a living dead

Nigga. Say all you want. Before you go to bed 2nite you will think about my comment n be like shit that maxit2 guy burst me menhhhh....
You constructed those statements with hopes it will be seen as funny n attract you some likes.
Only a dead brain like yourself asks a question n answers it. We are talking war n you are talking sarcasm with widows.

Nigga u were tryna make a joke. Check the last part where u said widows should come seek emotional comfort with you.
I bet you put a whole lot of efforts into that last part thinking it will be funny. You were probably smiling to yourself while you typed your stupidity unto the keyboard.
You got infuriated when the ONLY reaction to your comment is my quote. Nobody liked nor quoted you. People just ignored.... that must have really hurt. Yea ?

kilokeys: na wa American soldiers can fight..


well, as dem dey pursue d men go meet dem virgins

make i dey pursue d husbandless and fatherless beauties for..

if u r a beautiful iraqi or syrian young woman .. and u need emotional support..
i dey here o

All attempts to perceive this comment as funny has failed.
Dude I give up!

What I hate about this Wole Soyinka hybrid goat is that he thinks he is intelligent. .. hahahaha

MOTHERFUCKERR YOU ARE NOT!...

Father of Cultism that should dedicate the remaining of his miserable life correcting his wrongs is here trying to talk as if he is an important individual..
Soyinka we are not your family clan. Nor your village elders. So plz dont expect us to give a phuck abt you.

Thanks...

Giftedgreen: The Nagasaki Brothers: Shortly after the bombing of the city, this photo was taken. The younger child in the picture is dead and the older boy is his brother. He carried his brother to a crematorium, watching him burn but refusing to cry. He had just lost everything in the world, but still focused on honoring his fallen (and equally innocent) younger brother.

This right here is the ONE and only that got to me.

Mr. Inspired oh. Hmmmmm I can see my car is bringing business...
My 10% oh please.... else I go file for copyright infringement or piracy or whatever that fits...

ChristyG: u must be an idiot,yoruba is not a tiny tribe but a nation.bunch of nitwits

Ugly babe.
A nation in a nation ?

Would have made more sense if it was Nigerian village as we have china town.
Being that it only represents a tiny tribe. Please dis does not concern the rest of us that sees ourselves only as Nigerians
I'd say you tiny people stop disrespecting our common language (English) and celebrate your virtual conquest using yoruba language.
This thread shouldn't be written in English.

Little people