TheLoanGuy:
What happened to its legs?

It's called carpal hyperextension.

It has affected one of my dogs before, it's not a result of inbreeding.
One prominent cause i know is too much protein intake.

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MegaPlayBoy:
2022 awardees were sent mail asking for details in by September
5 weeks now, we have heard nothing
When will.payments be made

Was it an update form sent to be filled?

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santaclaws:
It's a Perro Majerero... It looks 99% like one.

You are Bad

psamuell2:
Parents pics

See the size of that head...lovely!

God will punish all Evil leaders. All they care about is stealing money till dey die. Even in death, they celebrate with more stolen money and their offspring continues the stealing profession.

That's a flying fox, A fruit eating Bat.

marvelck:
Before you marry a light skin girl, be prepared..

As shared by Fidel .

Light skin ladies are naturally beautiful, and usually spend a lot to maintain their beauty

She's always the center of attraction wherever she goes.. if you are the insecure type, a light skin wife or girlfriend no be your spec

And cos of her appearance, she is bound to get a lot of attention from men. If you can't stomach this, biko shift ooo

Don't ever make any attempt to check her phone... Haaa, don't try it if you don't want to have an heart attack

She's soft naturally and won't like to do much hard work. So, be ready to be her helpmate 24/7, especially in the kitchen.

Make sure you have a washing machine at home, a dishwasher, vacuum cleaner, a car and a househelp at her beck and call

Make sure you have a generator at home. A light skin lady's skin is so tender and they don't like heat or hot weather. Make sure you have air condition at home and regular power supply. If you don't want any wahala with her

Also ensure you have a decoder at home, to keep her entertained and happy all the time

Make sure your fridge or freezer is well stocked. Have all the things she would need to prepare sumptous meals or snacks for you all the time

Also have enough money to give her steady allowance, like N200k every month, as upkeep and maintenance money

Be ready to support her incase she wants to go into any business. Don't expect her to be a sit at home nwunye o.

And lastly, be ready to get her an iPhone. The latest version o.. Hope you know the price of the lastest version of an iPhone. Most light skin ladies tend to move with same kind of girls. And it's possible, all her friends have iPhone.

All this story for light skinned girl?? Ogun kee light skin girl there

jidestroud:
Merry Christmas...

Merry Christmas!
Just saw this Guinea fowl thread.

That snake killed was a viper and vipers are poisonous.
Thank you weren't bitten.

majortwild:
2 days old pure breed boerboel puppies for sale

Location: Lagos/isolo
Amount: 95k

Contact me via WhatsApp or call : 08144693737

Funny Man, I'm sure you meant puppies pre-order.
Else, where did you steal puppies from?
Just kidding though.

You can sell around 6 weeks but optimum age for sale is 8 weeks.

viyon02:
Of course hippo

Because it's fat? A hippo has more human kills than a lion. It can also run very fast despite it's size. You'd be finished off in 10 minutes.

The best option is a crocodile especially if it's a land battle.
A good 2 by 2 on the head or snout will send it away from you. :

Jackanda1:
How easy is it to japa with a nursing degree?

Pass the necessary international exams💯.
You are good to go.

lampido22:
this one is talking about 29 while I entered nursing at 34 now I'm in final year

I smell someone trying to use the nursing route to japa

Jackanda1:
After trying medicine 3 times. I had to settle for a science course. I'm currently done with my first degree, NYSC and doing a little job by the side.

The thing is, i want to go back to medical school. I have a burning desire to study medicine, i dream about it everyday and would be rather unfulfilled if i don't study medicine.

The questions i have are:

1. I intend to start my study in my late 20s. Hopefully 28,29,or at 30years old.

2. What are the disadvantages of studying medicine and graduating in my late 30s.?


3. How is employment at that age?


What are the difficulties i should expect?

Be brutally honest. Thanks

cc: Lagusta bcomputer101

I dont have the 💯 accurate answers to your questions but one thing i know is, whether or not you study medicine at 29, 6 years will pass... How you make use of the 6 years matters, either to pursue your dream or make yourself better.
If otherwise, you know the rest.

excanny:


That's the name of your landlord in Ilorin. A conquered property.

Na you be conquered property.
Fact that I school there, doesn't mean I live there or it's my state of origin.
Carry your tribal war elsewhere abeg.

Abeg na false o...Sheikh Alimi kor Sheikh Aliyu ni

DIEzani

ijustdey:



http://newtelegraphonline.com/always-target-hotels-lodgers-suspects/

If he is allowed to go , he won't rob again🤣 - For here, Time to eat lots and lots of watery Beans.

Mekharay007:
My neighbour wanted to sell 6months old broiler to me at 22k, initially we agreed at a price (18k) all of a sudden she came and said her chicken is the biggest in mowe ogun state and because of that her chicken is now 22k.

Omo I quickly requested for refund , she initially thought I was joking until I sent her my account details.

She sha refunded me and I quickly ran and bought 6 old layers at 22k

You are wise...
Layers have sweeter meat than broilers to be honest.
6 well fed layers = 2½ well fed broilers

abbaashiru:


Please think about it o. 25k goat you'll get more meat.

Exactly...
Why buy chicken for 15K when you can get a goat for 20 - 30K.
Goats eat grass and almost anything.
But those broilers, na only specific feed their weak skulls sabi ..

Natbrowny:


Mature Goat is 35k the least.

See people need to knw, when one commodity high, alternative follows suit

Got a juvenile goat for 18K.

Jbleenk:
Is it me or things have gone wild in Nigeria?

Traveled to Ado Ekiti to visit my dad, decided to branch a super market in Ado thinking things will be considerably cheap than it is in Lagos.

I ended up spending 75k in buying just a handful of stuffs. I was gutted. How are people surviving in Nigeria?

Breakdown

AMOUNT
1. WORLD OF POPCORN 1, 400.00 1,400.00
‡ STALEG CAKE BIG 1, 200.00 1,200.00
2 TEVOR PLANTAIN C 3,200. 00 6,400. 00
I BODMAN SPRAY 236 3, 100.00 3,100.00
I TEVOR PLANTAIN C 1, 750. 00 1, 750.00
2 EAST JIELIN LIQU. 900. 00 1, 200.00
1 FANTA PET 50CL. 250.00. 250.00

Subtotal 15,900.00

QUAKER OATS 2N 7,000.00 N 14,000.00
QUIC LOYA MILK PREMIUT. 1. N 2,360.00
COLPHADCARE NAT 2. N 8,360.00
MRD KILISHI SACHE 2. N1,280.00

subtotal: N26.000.00

Aside the above, I also bought:

Croaker fish @4k/kg 5kg = N20,000
Irish potatoes @1k/kg 10kg = N10,000
Bossy water @1,200 each = N4,800
Subtotal: N34,800

Grand total = 15,900 + 26,000 + 30,000 = N75,800

Nigeria for you.
Go to Nao next time, things are quite cheap there

DevilishMan:
Feed it with wall geckos, insects, lizards, rats etc till its fattened and juicy then smash its skull with stone & make hot peppersoup with effirin leaves & periwinkle

You are wicked! Kai

Redomi:
I was coming from the farm this morning, I met a friend in the road and we were discussing when this baby owl just fall from a nearby tree, we caught it and tie the wing.

It's cute sha.
Don't kill it, it will kill rats in your surroundings for you at night.

LagosG:
You tied its wings? Why? A baby for that matter. As far as that bird is concerned, you and your friends are hardened terrorists!!!

Asin ehn, I weak.

The owl sef open mouth say "ahhhh" see as dey tie me like goat.

Wizuman:
I have heard the saying that "[i]the doctors know bette[/i]r", but it is not always the truth.. I have encountered terrible and poorly trained doctors. I will cite 2 scenarios.
1. About a decade ago, my uncle who had been having feverish feeling woke up one morning with blood stains in his eyes. I was assigned to take him to a popular church hospital, somewhere in Oloosha mushin. On getting there, the doctor on duty examined him and concluded we had to start eye treatment, that the eye must have been injured. He asked if d man ever had any thing hit him in the eye, and the man answered no, yet the fùfú doctor insisted we must commence eye treatment. Anyway we left because their fee were too high.
We then went to Mushin Local Govt Community hospital in Palm Avenue. The doctor on seat was a graduate of OAU, whom I knew earlier in the neighbourhood. We exchanged pleasantries and he started diagnosis on my uncle. Guess what, after the excellent diagnosis, he deduced that the man's BP rose so much and his veins (including the one in d eyeball bursted). We starred BP treatment, and to God's glory, the man's health was stabilised and his eyes were clear in a short time.

2. M The second one happened in 2019, to my church member who was down with fever. He was in a community hospital around Ayobo, Lagos, and the female doctor knew he needed urgent malaria treatment, so she ordered us to take him to the general hospital somewhere in Alimosho. On getting to d general hospital, the doctor on duty refused to attend to him. In fact we saw the doctor a few meters away discussing with a lady. When I saw the situation of the brother, I picked him and we went to join the doctor, and he grudgingly disengaged d lady.
The diagnosis started and the doctor said "I saw u when u guys came in, u were staggering. Tell me the truth, do use any drugs? ". The young man answered *no*. Then the doctor responded, "u are not ready to be helped".
The young patient brought out his cellphone and said "sir I saw it online that when malaria parasites cumulative so much in d blood stream, they can block the blood vessels supplying the brain, thus affecting balance, memory and so on". The young man is not even anything near a medical professional. He was a struggling graduate, trying to explore computer programming career.
The doctor felt so embarrassed and answered "aren't u a Christian? Are u supposed to believe such....", in an attempt to cover for his failure. Then he wrote something in a paper and gave me, asked me to take it to d pharmacy. It was MALARIA injection that was written there. I bought it and he directed us to somewhere nurses were, and the young man was given d injection, and we also bought malaria medications on the counter, and to cut long story short, the young man recovered.

Always consult Google any time you are with these so called "doctors'. . Most of the people we call doctors nowadays are young children who weren't smart enough to pass jamb, and their parents used alternative admission routes to help them study Medicine.
Moral of my epistle: The doctors don't always know better.

Why do i have a feeling the first one is Regina Mundi

tellsblinks:


Make person explain abeg

This one dey use grammar cover, na Only Fans she dey call Devotees

Nicepoker:
You did it on your grandfather's grave . That old man is really disappointed in you.

You wanked on your grandfather's grave and expect to be normal, No Sir.
You can't be.
You have beyond Balls of Steel o, What if a mysterious hand grabbed your balls when you were at it??

An Eye for an Eye, A tooth for a tooth, A cock for a cock.

iLegendd:
Received from Onitsha on the 2nd of Dec, 2023. There are other things that are too mature or sensitive to show.

Please, i have the 1688 app and other necessary associated apps.
I have a few questions.
Can we chat on Whatsapp or By email please?

Donire:
Small sense: 12 men can ride same bicycle and never know each other before. Hope you understand the english sha.

Till when one man spoils it and another man takes it to a man who has ridden it before for fixing.