₦airaland Forum

viyon02:
Of course hippo

Because it's fat? A hippo has more human kills than a lion. It can also run very fast despite it's size. You'd be finished off in 10 minutes.

The best option is a crocodile especially if it's a land battle.
A good 2 by 2 on the head or snout will send it away from you. :

Jackanda1:
How easy is it to japa with a nursing degree?

Pass the necessary international exams💯.
You are good to go.

lampido22:
this one is talking about 29 while I entered nursing at 34 now I'm in final year

I smell someone trying to use the nursing route to japa

Jackanda1:
After trying medicine 3 times. I had to settle for a science course. I'm currently done with my first degree, NYSC and doing a little job by the side.

The thing is, i want to go back to medical school. I have a burning desire to study medicine, i dream about it everyday and would be rather unfulfilled if i don't study medicine.

The questions i have are:

1. I intend to start my study in my late 20s. Hopefully 28,29,or at 30years old.

2. What are the disadvantages of studying medicine and graduating in my late 30s.?


3. How is employment at that age?


What are the difficulties i should expect?

Be brutally honest. Thanks

cc: Lagusta bcomputer101

I dont have the 💯 accurate answers to your questions but one thing i know is, whether or not you study medicine at 29, 6 years will pass... How you make use of the 6 years matters, either to pursue your dream or make yourself better.
If otherwise, you know the rest.

excanny:
That's the name of your landlord in Ilorin. A conquered property.

Na you be conquered property.
Fact that I school there, doesn't mean I live there or it's my state of origin.
Carry your tribal war elsewhere abeg.

Abeg na false o...Sheikh Alimi kor Sheikh Aliyu ni

DIEzani

ijustdey:
http://newtelegraphonline.com/always-target-hotels-lodgers-suspects/

If he is allowed to go , he won't rob again🤣 - For here, Time to eat lots and lots of watery Beans.

Mekharay007:
My neighbour wanted to sell 6months old broiler to me at 22k, initially we agreed at a price (18k) all of a sudden she came and said her chicken is the biggest in mowe ogun state and because of that her chicken is now 22k.

Omo I quickly requested for refund , she initially thought I was joking until I sent her my account details.

She sha refunded me and I quickly ran and bought 6 old layers at 22k

You are wise...
Layers have sweeter meat than broilers to be honest.
6 well fed layers = 2½ well fed broilers

abbaashiru:
Please think about it o. 25k goat you'll get more meat.

Exactly...
Why buy chicken for 15K when you can get a goat for 20 - 30K.
Goats eat grass and almost anything.
But those broilers, na only specific feed their weak skulls sabi ..

Natbrowny:
Mature Goat is 35k the least.

See people need to knw, when one commodity high, alternative follows suit

Got a juvenile goat for 18K.

Jbleenk:
Is it me or things have gone wild in Nigeria?

Traveled to Ado Ekiti to visit my dad, decided to branch a super market in Ado thinking things will be considerably cheap than it is in Lagos.

I ended up spending 75k in buying just a handful of stuffs. I was gutted. How are people surviving in Nigeria?

Breakdown

AMOUNT
1. WORLD OF POPCORN 1, 400.00 1,400.00
‡ STALEG CAKE BIG 1, 200.00 1,200.00
2 TEVOR PLANTAIN C 3,200. 00 6,400. 00
I BODMAN SPRAY 236 3, 100.00 3,100.00
I TEVOR PLANTAIN C 1, 750. 00 1, 750.00
2 EAST JIELIN LIQU. 900. 00 1, 200.00
1 FANTA PET 50CL. 250.00. 250.00

Subtotal 15,900.00

QUAKER OATS 2N 7,000.00 N 14,000.00
QUIC LOYA MILK PREMIUT. 1. N 2,360.00
COLPHADCARE NAT 2. N 8,360.00
MRD KILISHI SACHE 2. N1,280.00

subtotal: N26.000.00

Aside the above, I also bought:

Croaker fish @4k/kg 5kg = N20,000
Irish potatoes @1k/kg 10kg = N10,000
Bossy water @1,200 each = N4,800
Subtotal: N34,800

Grand total = 15,900 + 26,000 + 30,000 = N75,800

Nigeria for you.
Go to Nao next time, things are quite cheap there

DevilishMan:
Feed it with wall geckos, insects, lizards, rats etc till its fattened and juicy then smash its skull with stone & make hot peppersoup with effirin leaves & periwinkle

You are wicked! Kai

Redomi:
I was coming from the farm this morning, I met a friend in the road and we were discussing when this baby owl just fall from a nearby tree, we caught it and tie the wing.

It's cute sha.
Don't kill it, it will kill rats in your surroundings for you at night.

LagosG:
You tied its wings? Why? A baby for that matter. As far as that bird is concerned, you and your friends are hardened terrorists!!!

Asin ehn, I weak.

The owl sef open mouth say "ahhhh" see as dey tie me like goat.

Wizuman:
I have heard the saying that "[i]the doctors know bette[/i]r", but it is not always the truth.. I have encountered terrible and poorly trained doctors. I will cite 2 scenarios.
1. About a decade ago, my uncle who had been having feverish feeling woke up one morning with blood stains in his eyes. I was assigned to take him to a popular church hospital, somewhere in Oloosha mushin. On getting there, the doctor on duty examined him and concluded we had to start eye treatment, that the eye must have been injured. He asked if d man ever had any thing hit him in the eye, and the man answered no, yet the fùfú doctor insisted we must commence eye treatment. Anyway we left because their fee were too high.
We then went to Mushin Local Govt Community hospital in Palm Avenue. The doctor on seat was a graduate of OAU, whom I knew earlier in the neighbourhood. We exchanged pleasantries and he started diagnosis on my uncle. Guess what, after the excellent diagnosis, he deduced that the man's BP rose so much and his veins (including the one in d eyeball bursted). We starred BP treatment, and to God's glory, the man's health was stabilised and his eyes were clear in a short time.

2. M The second one happened in 2019, to my church member who was down with fever. He was in a community hospital around Ayobo, Lagos, and the female doctor knew he needed urgent malaria treatment, so she ordered us to take him to the general hospital somewhere in Alimosho. On getting to d general hospital, the doctor on duty refused to attend to him. In fact we saw the doctor a few meters away discussing with a lady. When I saw the situation of the brother, I picked him and we went to join the doctor, and he grudgingly disengaged d lady.
The diagnosis started and the doctor said "I saw u when u guys came in, u were staggering. Tell me the truth, do use any drugs? ". The young man answered *no*. Then the doctor responded, "u are not ready to be helped".
The young patient brought out his cellphone and said "sir I saw it online that when malaria parasites cumulative so much in d blood stream, they can block the blood vessels supplying the brain, thus affecting balance, memory and so on". The young man is not even anything near a medical professional. He was a struggling graduate, trying to explore computer programming career.
The doctor felt so embarrassed and answered "aren't u a Christian? Are u supposed to believe such....", in an attempt to cover for his failure. Then he wrote something in a paper and gave me, asked me to take it to d pharmacy. It was MALARIA injection that was written there. I bought it and he directed us to somewhere nurses were, and the young man was given d injection, and we also bought malaria medications on the counter, and to cut long story short, the young man recovered.

Always consult Google any time you are with these so called "doctors'. . Most of the people we call doctors nowadays are young children who weren't smart enough to pass jamb, and their parents used alternative admission routes to help them study Medicine.
Moral of my epistle: The doctors don't always know better.

Why do i have a feeling the first one is Regina Mundi

tellsblinks:
Make person explain abeg

This one dey use grammar cover, na Only Fans she dey call Devotees

Nicepoker:
You did it on your grandfather's grave . That old man is really disappointed in you.

You wanked on your grandfather's grave and expect to be normal, No Sir.
You can't be.
You have beyond Balls of Steel o, What if a mysterious hand grabbed your balls when you were at it??

An Eye for an Eye, A tooth for a tooth, A cock for a cock.

iLegendd:
Received from Onitsha on the 2nd of Dec, 2023. There are other things that are too mature or sensitive to show.

Please, i have the 1688 app and other necessary associated apps.
I have a few questions.
Can we chat on Whatsapp or By email please?

Donire:
Small sense: 12 men can ride same bicycle and never know each other before. Hope you understand the english sha.

Till when one man spoils it and another man takes it to a man who has ridden it before for fixing.

BrownEnvelop:
Renowned Nigerian Actress, Moet Abebe, opened up about her relationship status, confidently stating that she remains single at 34 due to the lack of understanding exhibited by most men.

The actress bemoaned that most guys “don’t have sense,” adding that she hasn’t yet met a “sensible man.”
She unmasked the societal pressures that often confine women, prioritizing her happiness and self-growth over settling with just any man, while challenging the stereotypes imposed upon women to nurture a grown man.

She talked on a recent episode of the podcast Bahd and Boujee, co-hosted by reality personality Tolanibaj.

Moet said: “I’m still single because I’ve issue with men. My issue with men is that they don’t have sense.”

Actor Daniel Etim-Effiong, who also appeared on the show, suggested for Moet to find a man she can nurture, but she replied that she isn’t ready to “baby” any man.

In another one of her podcasts, Moet Abebe revealed that “she can’t date a man that lives on the mainland”

Moet Abebe presented her viewpoint on dating, specifically in the context of physical location in Nigeria, during a podcast talk with Tolani Baj, a former Big Brother Naija competitor.

Moet Adebe stated unequivocally that she could not picture herself dating a man from Nigeria’s mainland and that she would only consider dating someone from the island. Her point of view on the subject has created debate and piqued the interest of her followers and the wider public.

Tolani Baj, on the other hand, expressed a more open viewpoint during the podcast conversation.

She stated that the location of a potential spouse was not a top priority for her. What was more important to her was the person’s willingness and capacity to be there when required, regardless of where they were.

Moet Abebe gave a practical counterargument, pointing out that if she lived on the island and her spouse stayed on the mainland, the difficulties of commuting could make spending time together difficult.

SOURCE:

https://nigerianstreet.com/2023/12/03/most-men-dont-have-sense-actress-moet-abebe-reveals-why-shes-still-single-at-34/

Her wahala...
Next year, she'll be 35.
Since Men don't have sense, a Menopause with sense will come for her soon.

FuckingMachine:
To attract men to purchase it.

The fishnet on that fat, round mound is reminiscent of those on pornhub actresses.

Nawa o... See comment

Destinygsd:
I ordered for brahmas and silkies eggs.. Since the chicks are rare and expensive, i decided to hatch them with or without an incubator myself. (So help me God)

Wow... that's a big one.
How many did you order?
Was it from a pocal hatchery?

Teenwolf:
If you are an atheist and you believe spirituality is not real...Just try and read the lesser keys of solomon or books of moses and carry out the rituals, guidelines instructions....

Exactly what i was about to type now...

Read the lesser keys of solomon, perform the rites as stated.
I guarantee your life will never remain the same.
I downloaded the book once but the very first thing i saw, i deleted it asap.
I won't put myself into problem with my hands based on "experimenting".

The Catholics perform exorcism.
Do you think exorcism will be performed if there's no demon or spirit to be removed.
Even movies have portrayed a lot of exorcism, why would they protray such if it didn't exist or some atom of truth wasn't found in it.
Satanists exist to worship Satan.
What satan wants humans to believe is he doesn't exist so he can continue to work unhindered.
There's a reason God said in the bible for us to seek him.
Things of value aren't exposed, they are hidden and that is what makes them have value.
The fact that we can't see air doesn't mean air isn't around us.
The fact that we can't see microorganisms with our own physical eyes doesn't mean they are not there.
Man had to invent something to be able to see beyond the human eyes to see into the world of microorganism likewise instruments to measure the speed and pressure of air.
That's the same way we also need the lens or tools that can help us see into the spiritual.
It takes a personal experience to believe.

I once saw a dark shadow enter my old house(The landlord was a wicked man even to the point that when he died, his corpse was taken out through the window) after my uncle told me he was going to take a bath. I wasn't asleep although I wasn't totally awake but i knew it wasn't human.
It stared in my direction for 2 seconds. It was a complete black figure, no face to be seen and then it went out.
I didn't hear the door open.
About 10 minutes later, my uncle came in and i asked him if he came inside to take something, he said no.

I have few other experiences.

JovialRPiller:
What do you have to offer the men that fit this list of criteria of yours?
You're 5'2 and yet you want a 6'2 man? A man that is a whole foot taller?
Thief!
What if the man God ordained for you is a guy that is either a bit taller or shorter than you?

I thought justin Bieber was short,😬

SweetBuns:
They say that "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder", but honestly speaking there are certain calibres of men I will never go near no matter how hard they try.

To get straight to the point,

1. Short men
Oh my God.... I don't just know what to say about these sort of men. If I'm taller than you as a girl, then sorry but I can never see you as my second piece. You'll always be like a younger brother to me. No hard feelings.
Short men also have this irritating attitude whenever they see girls around, as if they're trying to compensate for their low height. And some even go to the gym and gets muscles.... But it just makes them look shorter like a 5 litre jerry can and irritating
Also, why in the world would I pick a short guy over a tall guy? I literally feel so protected and safe when I'm with a guy that is wayyyy taller than me (I'm 5'2 so my height is kinda average)... So ofc I'd want a tall man and not a mini man.
Imagine hugging a man and he's hugging your waist cause he's short ugh.
I wanna stand on my toes whenever I kiss him and strain my neck just to look at his face. No more no less.
Tall men also stand out more, they're far more attractive and I also want taller sons and daughters.
Who should the short guys date then? I dunno... But not me.
The bar starts at 6'0, but If you're like 6'2 or 6'3... I want your babiesss

2. Bald men
The only age where I think baldness is acceptable as a man for me is if he's like in his 50s or 60s. But if you're in your 20s-30s and you're already going bald.... It just irritates me low-key in a inexplicable way... Like why will a young guy have a hairline that receeds all the way to the middle or back of your head? Where did all your hair go? Gross
I also read somewhere that early balding is genetically inherited so that means my children too will suffer the same fate? God forbid.
My man ought to have a head full of hair well into his 60s, then we start talking about hair loss.

3. "Oju yo Bo" people
I didn't know the English term for this so I had to Google it. It's a Yoruba term for people whose eyes pop out of their sockets like that of a wall gecko. This is also something I don't like in my man.... I want his eyes to be like that of Henry Cahill... Neatly tucked inside and having small slit like opening.

Addition: so I just googled it and it's called prey eyes. I prefer the hunter one since it gives my man a piercing gaze and I just wanna hug him immediately.

4. Eyebrows
A man MUST have thick eyebrows. If you don't, I can't take you seriously

5. Men with bad posture

6. Men who supports man U

That last one was a joke but I'm dead serious about the rest. And I'm sure other girls will agree to some up there too.

Till when you wake up as a man with all you listed above😂😂- just joking.

What if the guy us rich but short. E.g Big Wiz

chigoziri2403:
Commercial quantities?

Nope😂😂... Commercial quantities?? I hope it's not what I'm thinking.

chigoziri2403:
Can snow be exported,
I need to bring it to Nigeria

Lol...snow falls in plateau too

Good...
Now send them to Heaven to finalize their repentance rites.

walesho:
iPhone 14 pro no editing

Shar pei??

Asawoboy:
lie

Is there any monetary value i tend to gain for tending a lie against myself??
I'm not lying