Lol... people still dey buy “banger" for this economy?? ...

After making a lot of people pass through pains, duress , etc to get only a meagre part of their money due to political power.
God will p*nish Mr Emefiele and every person involved in making that evil cash policy. ...
He is still carrying Bible up and down court.
He might need to add other religious books by the time curses of pained Nigerians start catching up with him.

Cooolme:
Greetings everyone, I've been driving for over a year now and I've noticed we don't know how to use headlights in this country even my friend that visited from the US complained same thing.
I don't know if it's selfishness or what but how will someone be on very high beam even when opposite an incoming vehicle, I almost entered a ditch because an SUV beamed on my small Corolla to the point I couldn't even see properly, are there rules set for all these in this country?
God's willing if I don't leave this country within the next 2 years I'm getting a bigger vehicle and I will purposely install massive led lights I will be counter beaming people till they notice their mistake.

This is one issue my Dad complains bitterly about.
Headlights are meant to be used at Night or During Poor visibility situations like Foggy weather.
The right position of the headlights should be pointing downwards not directly horizontal.
As if it pointing directly isn't enough, Some Idi*ts or ignoramus Nigerians will shine the light at full power blinding other road users even pedestrians even in the Evening when it isn't dark.

Maybe when we get a 100K lumen headlight and shine it at idiots always shinning their full headlight when driving, Everyone will have sense.

Kalatium:


I not only felt like suing him but beating the sh*t out of him.

I totally get you.
The people that gathered around you in the market should have also followed to the police station and waited for the truth so as to descend heavy beating on the false accuser to prevent him from pulling up such stunt again in future.
That's how an innocent old woman was almost lynched last month.

In a sane climate, the police would have kept the idiot behind bars for like 2 days.

Kalatium:
No sooner was I on my way leaving the market, after buying all what I need and ticking all the items on my list than a stranger came out of the blue to accuse me of stealing his penis.

I won't say the state this happened.

At first I didn't clearly understood what he meant because he initially said, I should return what left his body.

What looked like a funny claim in my ear turned serious as he started shouting and calling the attention of passers by. People started encircling us and the guy who accused me said we are going to police station, I was like why will I follow you to station when I didn't do anything wrong.

One of the passers by said I should just follow him if I know I am truly Innocent since the station is not far. I had no choice that to follow them to prove my innocence ( the accuser and the passer-by) with many thoughts on my mind.
On our way I resolved to call all the important people I know that can get me out of this mess. I first dialed my dad's number and started explaining what was going on before the guy said I should cut the call that we must go to that station or else he will collect my phone.

Eventually we arrived there, and met two police men inside the station compound, then my accuser started laying claim of his stolen manhood story. I was called to narrate what happened and I told them I just left the market gate after purchasing all I needed from the market only to be falsely accused.

The two officer took us inside the station to write a statement. After the accuser narrated his story once more, one of the officer was laughing.
The police asked what I do for a living and I told him I am a medical Doctor and the hospital I work. He asked the accuser same question who said he is a university student and doesn't stay far from the market. He asked of both our phone numbers and also gave out his number to us. Then he asked the accuser to put his hand in his trouser to confirm if his manhood is there, the guy touched and the manhood was there.

He then started saying that initially he didn't feel anything there that there have been cases like that in his school and that he was shocked that the thing happened to him that's why he dragged the case to the station.

The police then said that he has been hearing about this stealing of manhood and that people can do diabolical things for money. However, it could also be that his mind might be playing tricks on him as such he felt his penis might be missing when it actuality it is actually there.

The police man said I should go that since the guy has confirmed his penis is intact, there is no case. He said I shouldn't be annoyed that if I were in the guy's shoes I might as well do the same . He also said that it could be that it actually happened but me being there at the wrong time and being there when he felt such that he will easily take the person close by as the culprit. I felt relieved but at the same time angry for been falsely accused and my time wasted for something as dumb as this.

When we were going outside the station, the guy who falsely accused me was dragging his foot and kept working very slow such that I was at a far distance in the front. The passer-by that followed us early was apologizing to me, that I shouldn't be angry.

Damn, I was just feeling different emotions. However, I thank God nothing happened to me ( I wasn't hurt and no mob action or jungle justice), nothing was missing and I came back home safe and fine.

My dad who is in another state got worried when I called earlier. If something had happened to me that guy will have had the worst day of his life. The kind of people that will have come for him eh.

There were 2 things on my mind. It's either that guy did it intentionally to put me in trouble or he is delusional ( superstitious) and/or actually suffering from Koro syndrome.

Cc
Seun Myndd44 Nlfpmod OAM4J Dominique Forano

Help move this to Fp so everyone can be aware of this.

You should have sued the idi*t...
You can imagine if this went the other way with already an irrate mob.
They are all criminals.

JoeEeL:
Had to clear my eyes.

Thought I read Samson of Israel Breaks Ori of Hamas.

Israel been dishing wotowoto to the islamic terrorists these days all of them humble.

Funny AF ... Samson breaks ori of Hamas

Micro1592:
Hello, I just applied for the crf and I’ve been given date for the test
Is this stuff scam?
If so, please is there any other scholarship I can applied for as an undergraduate

Have you taken the test?

How come nobody has asked the question- when will Agbado enter oxford dictionary?

Tamtam123:
Dogs can understand human conversation to a certain extent. They can recognize some words and phrases, and they can also learn to associate certain words with certain actions. For example, a dog may learn to sit when you say "sit" or come when you say "come."

However, dogs do not understand human conversation in the same way that humans do. They do not understand the meaning of the words themselves, and they do not understand the grammar or syntax of human language.

Dogs are able to understand human conversation because they are very good at reading human emotions and body language. They can also learn to associate certain words with certain emotions or actions.

Read more------https://tamtampetcare.com/2023/08/28/can-dogs-understand-human-conversation/

Exactly 💯..Emotions...
Their senses pick it up.

KingAfo:

Not for sale again. 😊

Time to cash out.

laivwire:
Beautiful dog

Yeah, He is a lovely dog too.
Thanks for the compliment

Still Available.
He's a good Boy and Guard .

Maxitomxane:
Hi guys, it's been a long time here. Yeah, School work has really taken a lot of my time. Spark has been doing fine, infact, the guy has gotten bigger .
Sadly, We have to let him go, very soon there's going to be no one to take good care of him due to the fact that my siblings and I are now university students.
We even put him up for stud services but it seems there are no enthusiastic dog breeders in this state not to talk of being specific Bullmastiff breeders in this state . It wouldn't have been an issue if we were still in Lagos.

So we've decided to let him go, it wasn't an easy decision but it's for the best.

Location: Ado-Ekiti.
Head: Wide
Breed: Bullmastiff
Sex : Male
Colour: Fawn with a mask.
Temperament: Jovial, Alert and a big baby to Family members and people he is socialized with.
Can be waybilled to any State in South-west.
Price : 300K(Slightly Negotiable)

Attached below are his recent pictures.
Live Videos Available are via WhatsApp: 08033996123
Thank you.

More Pictures, He's still Available!

oluxy:


Maybe henceforth, people should be taking pix of the car n plate number before we board and even with the drivers pix and send to your nearest contact on the WhatsApp

Before I board any long-travel vehicle.
I send the Plate number to my family members.(That's one of the safety measures my Dad taught us)

Mikel99:

Are you a medical student at University of Ilorin?

Yes, New 300 level.

Mikel99:
Good morning here. Please I am an 100level medical student moving into 200level this November at university of Ilorin. Please I need your recommendation on the best textbooks for biochemistry, anatomy and physiology.

; Don't worry, Seniors will give you the necessary OTs online and physically.
Incoming CBD/IBS Doctors .

All i can tell you is Lecturers' materials first before textbook.

jmoore:
1: Pumping water: Many will switch on the water pump and the tank will overflow for 2-3 hours or more before they switch it off.
If they were using generator to pump the water, they will off it immediately a drop of water overflow. You can't try such on prepaid metre or your units will keep running out faster. Being on estimated billing gives them the morale to waste water.


2. Using water: Years ago, a landlord within the neighborhood came to meet my Dad. He complained that his soakaway is always filled. My Dad asked him if he connected water to all tenants and he said yes. My Dad advised him to disconnect all pipes to tenants apartment. Let all of them go down within the compound to fetch water.
That was how the problem was solved.
The tenants can no longer waste water because they saw how much effort they put it to carry 25-30 litres up to 3 storey building.

I still know many buildings that keep pumping water out of their soakaway because they connected water directly to all tenant's flats. These tenants feel that because they paid a certain amount as house rent, they have the right to waste water.

Some Neighbours have an habit of leaving the water pump on for hours without checking to see if water is still being pumped especially during the dry season.
For me, As long as Each neighbour has their own Water Tank and Septic Tank, they can leave water running in their apartments for all i care.
May we not have useless neighbours.

Hi guys, it's been a long time here. Yeah, School work has really taken a lot of my time. Spark has been doing fine, infact, the guy has gotten bigger .
Sadly, We have to let him go, very soon there's going to be no one to take good care of him due to the fact that my siblings and I are now university students.
We even put him up for stud services but it seems there are no enthusiastic dog breeders in this state not to talk of being specific Bullmastiff breeders in this state . It wouldn't have been an issue if we were still in Lagos.

So we've decided to let him go, it wasn't an easy decision but it's for the best.

Location: Ado-Ekiti.
Head: Wide
Breed: Bullmastiff
Sex : Male
Colour: Fawn with a mask.
Temperament: Jovial, Alert and a big baby to Family members and people he is socialized with.
Can be waybilled to any State in South-west.
Price : 300K(Slightly Negotiable)

Attached below are his recent pictures.
Live Videos Available are via WhatsApp: 08033996123
Thank you.

Congratulations! A feat i'm longing to achieve here also.

Ade3131:
Just a question pls... How come the price of white cockerel is always cheaper than the price of egg.

White cockerel cost 60 Naira while egg cost 100 Naira.... No be juju be that?

The hen that lay the egg fed on something, then add that to the cost of incubation... I'm puzzled!

... Afi White Cockerel

Cross Broken : Nigeria.

Why??

Stale fake news...
Stale fake skit.

It was posted on twitter last year

Redomi:
I have them here, they are very huge and has so much meat, I'm planning to cross them with broiler soon. I crossed one with a broiler few months ago, I only got one of it eggs hatched, the chick is growing well, I plan to cross them with more broilers when I have mature male and female broilers, I want to see their results.
I have 12 frizzle left .
Thank you boss, it was the noiler I got from you December 13 202, got the two frizzle from the carton

I like the way you are experimenting...
Very soon you would create your own breedof chickens...

Redomi start your own chicken thread nah ..
I go like get fowl from you

alexbacker:
Wow, it's really huge. He looks like a Lincolnshire Buff. Here are some key features to look for when identifying a Lincolnshire Buff rooster:
1. Color: Lincolnshire Buff roosters have a distinct coloration. Their feathers are typically a rich, golden buff shade throughout their body, including their neck, back, wings, and tail.
2. Size and Build: These roosters are medium-sized with a well-built, sturdy physique. They have a broad chest, strong legs, and a straight posture.
3. Comb and Wattles: Lincolnshire Buff roosters typically have a single comb, which is a fleshy, upright structure on top of their head. Their wattles, which are the drooping, elongated flaps of skin beneath the beak, are usually medium-sized and may be slightly reddish in color.
4. Tail Feathers: Pay attention to their tail feathers. Lincolnshire Buff roosters often have long, well-developed tail feathers that are carried at an angle lower than the back. The feathers may be rounded at the ends.
5. Facial Features: These roosters usually have a proud and alert expression. Their eyes are typically reddish-brown, and their beak is yellow or horn-colored.
I am not really a chicken professional but I do recognize some breeds, also thanks to natureofhome articles.

Nice...

chigoziri2403:
It's your first time in the church
Its okay to feel ostracised
With time, you will feel among
Probably buy a few trousers and brush up your queen's English
As for speaking in tongues...... Maybe you learn a foreign language or an indigenous language like efik or birom

That's a whole lot of sarcasm there Boss

This guy is on a Fk-a-thon ...omo

Youngsage:


I haven't. Is it worth it?

You'll love it.
It's fiction about Elijah.

AllKnowing:
Omens.

In my favorite book, the Alchemist, Paulo Coelho explains the power of omens. And at this moment, I believe the entire universe is conspiring to help me achieve my dream.

How?

I read about China/ Gaokao this morning and resolved to act on a new idea. Hours later, there’s a Nairaland frontpage story about a Chinese millionaire and Gaokao.

Paulo coelho na agba writer abeg!
The end of the book was literally at the beginning.

Have you rd Fifth mountain by him?

Homeboyok:
I've got a rottweiler dog, and honestly this dog has all the worst traits a dog can have. Trust me I've had my fair share of owning dogs before . She exhibits bad potty attitude, begs a lot even after being fed properly, steals food, doesn't obey commands that she clearly understand. It's almost as if she does all of this consciously, As she's very smart when she wants to be. The issue right now is she's currently on her heat and I just mated her earlier today but on the way back she poured the semen out, she did something like this previously on her heat period and didn't take in then, I plan to make the mating and her taking in a success this time so I'm currently open to any tip.

... Omo... This your dog is wonderful!!
What's her name?

BrownSugq:
History repeating itself

There's a difference.
They are in white this time.