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Amotolongbo:
Maybe she had accident on her way to get the handbags and die😔

This is funny...
She didn't have accident before collecting money, na after collecting money she kon get accident.

Voy:
The sperm is more than just a fluid, it is a container of genetic information. Meaning when a man ejaculates in a woman, he leaves behind DNA that is stored inside the woman and shared if she gets pregnant. If she aborts, more information is stored

Scientists call this phenomena MICROCHIMERISM, there have being done on this phenomena and the results have been mind blowing

For example, the more a woman has sex with a particular man, the woman's DNA changes to mimic that of the man to a certain extent. This probably explains why, when a couple has been together for a long time, they end up looking alike

Another example, when a woman has DNA traces of many men inside her, she starts to change in her behavior and mannerisms as well, because her cells are changing. This probably explains why prostitutes tend to have all kinds of traits, it's due to having slept with many men

Another example, isn't it weird that one child in a particular family can be just totally different from others in behavior and mannerisms. You will ask yourself why that particular child is a thief/promiscuous/violent/mentally challenged yet in your family there's never been anyone like that

The truth is women retain DNA from every man they have slept with. This means these other male cells will be assimilated into the foetus when the woman gets pregnant

It gets even more interesting, that your woman who loves swallowing, if she did swallow another man's sperms before yours, it's worse. If sperm gets in the mouth, it ends up in the nasal areas, behind the eyes and ears. It then enters the bloodstream and then collects in the brain and spine. It becomes part of her forever

Now think about this, that woman of yours you didn't find a virgin, she has another man's DNA inside her brain and spine. On top of that, those other men's DNA is going to be passed on your children

There's a reason why our forefathers demanded that as a man you marry a virgin, so as not to pollute the family gene pool. Our forefathers were not backward, rather they were far ahead of their time. Think about this anytime you're marrying a woman you didn't find a virgin

Learn OR perish!!!

Very very true.
A male progenitor fetal cell lasts for as long as 27years in a female.

GreatAchiever1:
It's because you ladies don't know what you possess. No matter how strong or independent you may be, you still need a Godly man to lead you because you ladies are easily deceived.

Exactly! 💯. They are the vessels.

1,3,4,5,6,7,12,13,14,18,19 and 20...

I was almost everything

Unity25:
please guys, please I've tried to get little help here to no avail, please I beg you in the name of Almighty GOD pls, If any good samaritan can please help me, no matter how little so we can buy foodstuff and cook, I will be very happy. my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. Almighty God bless you

Acct num with faith

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G.TBank

My name is Angela Oyom. Almighty God bless you and your family

Agba Scammer!!!!
Changing monickers every second!

Angela oyom the scammer.

Addme:
Did you just say 3?
You sure don't know her.
She and Anthony have close to 100 monikers. They may not even know most of their monikers.

Ahhhh...God have mercy! 😂😂😂 Wetin be this
This one i have , sometimes i even have issues with the password not to talk about having close to 100?? These people have mental issues.

I also noticed she has 3 different monickers..
Nestreal, justsmiles4, and one other one.

The person is a scammer.
Why open different accounts to ask for help on different sections when you can use one?.

Justsmile4:
please guys, please I've tried to get little help here to no avail, please I beg you in the name of Almighty GOD pls, If any good samaritan can please help me, no matter how little so we can buy foodstuff and cook, I will be very happy. my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. Almighty God bless you

Acct num with faith

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G.TBank

My name is Angela . Almighty God bless you and your family

Why are you using different profiles posting the same story??
Yesterday it was the monicker Nestreal you used in a different section of Nairaland.
Today it's Justsmile4.

Are you a scammer??

See weapons everywhere .. how e take no injure himself needs to be studied.

literally, The weapons fashioned against him has prospered in getting him caught.

Nestreal:
please guys, please I've tried to get little help here to no avail, please I beg you in the name of Almighty GOD pls, If any good samaritan can please help me, no matter how little so we can buy foodstuff and cook, I will be very happy. my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. Almighty God bless you

Acct num with faith

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G.TBank

My name is Angela Oyom. Almighty God bless you and your family

I've noticed this person has about three different monikers on nairaland and posting in different sections on Nairaland.
Same sober story different monikers.

Nestreal:
please guys, please I've tried to get little help here to no avail, please I beg you in the name of Almighty GOD pls, If any good samaritan can please help me, no matter how little so we can buy foodstuff and cook, I will be very happy. my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. Almighty God bless you

Acct num with faith

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G.TBank

My name is Angela Oyom. Almighty God bless you and your family

I've noticed this person has about three different monikers on nairaland.
Same sober story different monikers.

mannobi:
Just imagine Vladimir Putin visited your country and this happened. Just prepare for nukes in your country and say your last prayer.

Why this is hilarious 🤣🤣.

Lol... people still dey buy “banger" for this economy?? ...

After making a lot of people pass through pains, duress , etc to get only a meagre part of their money due to political power.
God will p*nish Mr Emefiele and every person involved in making that evil cash policy. ...
He is still carrying Bible up and down court.
He might need to add other religious books by the time curses of pained Nigerians start catching up with him.

Cooolme:
Greetings everyone, I've been driving for over a year now and I've noticed we don't know how to use headlights in this country even my friend that visited from the US complained same thing.
I don't know if it's selfishness or what but how will someone be on very high beam even when opposite an incoming vehicle, I almost entered a ditch because an SUV beamed on my small Corolla to the point I couldn't even see properly, are there rules set for all these in this country?
God's willing if I don't leave this country within the next 2 years I'm getting a bigger vehicle and I will purposely install massive led lights I will be counter beaming people till they notice their mistake.

This is one issue my Dad complains bitterly about.
Headlights are meant to be used at Night or During Poor visibility situations like Foggy weather.
The right position of the headlights should be pointing downwards not directly horizontal.
As if it pointing directly isn't enough, Some Idi*ts or ignoramus Nigerians will shine the light at full power blinding other road users even pedestrians even in the Evening when it isn't dark.

Maybe when we get a 100K lumen headlight and shine it at idiots always shinning their full headlight when driving, Everyone will have sense.

Kalatium:
I not only felt like suing him but beating the sh*t out of him.

I totally get you.
The people that gathered around you in the market should have also followed to the police station and waited for the truth so as to descend heavy beating on the false accuser to prevent him from pulling up such stunt again in future.
That's how an innocent old woman was almost lynched last month.

In a sane climate, the police would have kept the idiot behind bars for like 2 days.

Kalatium:
No sooner was I on my way leaving the market, after buying all what I need and ticking all the items on my list than a stranger came out of the blue to accuse me of stealing his penis.

I won't say the state this happened.

At first I didn't clearly understood what he meant because he initially said, I should return what left his body.

What looked like a funny claim in my ear turned serious as he started shouting and calling the attention of passers by. People started encircling us and the guy who accused me said we are going to police station, I was like why will I follow you to station when I didn't do anything wrong.

One of the passers by said I should just follow him if I know I am truly Innocent since the station is not far. I had no choice that to follow them to prove my innocence ( the accuser and the passer-by) with many thoughts on my mind.
On our way I resolved to call all the important people I know that can get me out of this mess. I first dialed my dad's number and started explaining what was going on before the guy said I should cut the call that we must go to that station or else he will collect my phone.

Eventually we arrived there, and met two police men inside the station compound, then my accuser started laying claim of his stolen manhood story. I was called to narrate what happened and I told them I just left the market gate after purchasing all I needed from the market only to be falsely accused.

The two officer took us inside the station to write a statement. After the accuser narrated his story once more, one of the officer was laughing.
The police asked what I do for a living and I told him I am a medical Doctor and the hospital I work. He asked the accuser same question who said he is a university student and doesn't stay far from the market. He asked of both our phone numbers and also gave out his number to us. Then he asked the accuser to put his hand in his trouser to confirm if his manhood is there, the guy touched and the manhood was there.

He then started saying that initially he didn't feel anything there that there have been cases like that in his school and that he was shocked that the thing happened to him that's why he dragged the case to the station.

The police then said that he has been hearing about this stealing of manhood and that people can do diabolical things for money. However, it could also be that his mind might be playing tricks on him as such he felt his penis might be missing when it actuality it is actually there.

The police man said I should go that since the guy has confirmed his penis is intact, there is no case. He said I shouldn't be annoyed that if I were in the guy's shoes I might as well do the same . He also said that it could be that it actually happened but me being there at the wrong time and being there when he felt such that he will easily take the person close by as the culprit. I felt relieved but at the same time angry for been falsely accused and my time wasted for something as dumb as this.

When we were going outside the station, the guy who falsely accused me was dragging his foot and kept working very slow such that I was at a far distance in the front. The passer-by that followed us early was apologizing to me, that I shouldn't be angry.

Damn, I was just feeling different emotions. However, I thank God nothing happened to me ( I wasn't hurt and no mob action or jungle justice), nothing was missing and I came back home safe and fine.

My dad who is in another state got worried when I called earlier. If something had happened to me that guy will have had the worst day of his life. The kind of people that will have come for him eh.

There were 2 things on my mind. It's either that guy did it intentionally to put me in trouble or he is delusional ( superstitious) and/or actually suffering from Koro syndrome.

Cc
Seun Myndd44 Nlfpmod OAM4J Dominique Forano

Help move this to Fp so everyone can be aware of this.

You should have sued the idi*t...
You can imagine if this went the other way with already an irrate mob.
They are all criminals.

JoeEeL:
Had to clear my eyes.

Thought I read Samson of Israel Breaks Ori of Hamas.

Israel been dishing wotowoto to the islamic terrorists these days all of them humble.

Funny AF ... Samson breaks ori of Hamas

Micro1592:
Hello, I just applied for the crf and I’ve been given date for the test
Is this stuff scam?
If so, please is there any other scholarship I can applied for as an undergraduate

Have you taken the test?

How come nobody has asked the question- when will Agbado enter oxford dictionary?

Tamtam123:
Dogs can understand human conversation to a certain extent. They can recognize some words and phrases, and they can also learn to associate certain words with certain actions. For example, a dog may learn to sit when you say "sit" or come when you say "come."

However, dogs do not understand human conversation in the same way that humans do. They do not understand the meaning of the words themselves, and they do not understand the grammar or syntax of human language.

Dogs are able to understand human conversation because they are very good at reading human emotions and body language. They can also learn to associate certain words with certain emotions or actions.

Read more------https://tamtampetcare.com/2023/08/28/can-dogs-understand-human-conversation/

Exactly 💯..Emotions...
Their senses pick it up.

KingAfo:
Not for sale again. 😊

Time to cash out.

laivwire:
Beautiful dog

Yeah, He is a lovely dog too.
Thanks for the compliment

Still Available.
He's a good Boy and Guard .

Maxitomxane:
Hi guys, it's been a long time here. Yeah, School work has really taken a lot of my time. Spark has been doing fine, infact, the guy has gotten bigger .
Sadly, We have to let him go, very soon there's going to be no one to take good care of him due to the fact that my siblings and I are now university students.
We even put him up for stud services but it seems there are no enthusiastic dog breeders in this state not to talk of being specific Bullmastiff breeders in this state . It wouldn't have been an issue if we were still in Lagos.

So we've decided to let him go, it wasn't an easy decision but it's for the best.

Location: Ado-Ekiti.
Head: Wide
Breed: Bullmastiff
Sex : Male
Colour: Fawn with a mask.
Temperament: Jovial, Alert and a big baby to Family members and people he is socialized with.
Can be waybilled to any State in South-west.
Price : 300K(Slightly Negotiable)

Attached below are his recent pictures.
Live Videos Available are via WhatsApp: 08033996123
Thank you.

More Pictures, He's still Available!

oluxy:
Maybe henceforth, people should be taking pix of the car n plate number before we board and even with the drivers pix and send to your nearest contact on the WhatsApp

Before I board any long-travel vehicle.
I send the Plate number to my family members.(That's one of the safety measures my Dad taught us)

Mikel99:
Are you a medical student at University of Ilorin?

Yes, New 300 level.

Mikel99:
Good morning here. Please I am an 100level medical student moving into 200level this November at university of Ilorin. Please I need your recommendation on the best textbooks for biochemistry, anatomy and physiology.

; Don't worry, Seniors will give you the necessary OTs online and physically.
Incoming CBD/IBS Doctors .

All i can tell you is Lecturers' materials first before textbook.

jmoore:
1: Pumping water: Many will switch on the water pump and the tank will overflow for 2-3 hours or more before they switch it off.
If they were using generator to pump the water, they will off it immediately a drop of water overflow. You can't try such on prepaid metre or your units will keep running out faster. Being on estimated billing gives them the morale to waste water.


2. Using water: Years ago, a landlord within the neighborhood came to meet my Dad. He complained that his soakaway is always filled. My Dad asked him if he connected water to all tenants and he said yes. My Dad advised him to disconnect all pipes to tenants apartment. Let all of them go down within the compound to fetch water.
That was how the problem was solved.
The tenants can no longer waste water because they saw how much effort they put it to carry 25-30 litres up to 3 storey building.

I still know many buildings that keep pumping water out of their soakaway because they connected water directly to all tenant's flats. These tenants feel that because they paid a certain amount as house rent, they have the right to waste water.

Some Neighbours have an habit of leaving the water pump on for hours without checking to see if water is still being pumped especially during the dry season.
For me, As long as Each neighbour has their own Water Tank and Septic Tank, they can leave water running in their apartments for all i care.
May we not have useless neighbours.

Hi guys, it's been a long time here. Yeah, School work has really taken a lot of my time. Spark has been doing fine, infact, the guy has gotten bigger .
Sadly, We have to let him go, very soon there's going to be no one to take good care of him due to the fact that my siblings and I are now university students.
We even put him up for stud services but it seems there are no enthusiastic dog breeders in this state not to talk of being specific Bullmastiff breeders in this state . It wouldn't have been an issue if we were still in Lagos.

So we've decided to let him go, it wasn't an easy decision but it's for the best.

Location: Ado-Ekiti.
Head: Wide
Breed: Bullmastiff
Sex : Male
Colour: Fawn with a mask.
Temperament: Jovial, Alert and a big baby to Family members and people he is socialized with.
Can be waybilled to any State in South-west.
Price : 300K(Slightly Negotiable)

Attached below are his recent pictures.
Live Videos Available are via WhatsApp: 08033996123
Thank you.