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Romance / Re: Most Men Don’t Have Sense – Actress, Moet Abebe Reveals Why She’s Still Single by Maxitomxane(m): 6:48pm On Dec 03, 2023
BrownEnvelop:
Renowned Nigerian Actress, Moet Abebe, opened up about her relationship status, confidently stating that she remains single at 34 due to the lack of understanding exhibited by most men.

The actress bemoaned that most guys “don’t have sense,” adding that she hasn’t yet met a “sensible man.”
She unmasked the societal pressures that often confine women, prioritizing her happiness and self-growth over settling with just any man, while challenging the stereotypes imposed upon women to nurture a grown man.

She talked on a recent episode of the podcast Bahd and Boujee, co-hosted by reality personality Tolanibaj.

Moet said: “I’m still single because I’ve issue with men. My issue with men is that they don’t have sense.

Actor Daniel Etim-Effiong, who also appeared on the show, suggested for Moet to find a man she can nurture, but she replied that she isn’t ready to “baby” any man.

In another one of her podcasts, Moet Abebe revealed that “she can’t date a man that lives on the mainland

Moet Abebe presented her viewpoint on dating, specifically in the context of physical location in Nigeria, during a podcast talk with Tolani Baj, a former Big Brother Naija competitor.

Moet Adebe stated unequivocally that she could not picture herself dating a man from Nigeria’s mainland and that she would only consider dating someone from the island. Her point of view on the subject has created debate and piqued the interest of her followers and the wider public.

Tolani Baj, on the other hand, expressed a more open viewpoint during the podcast conversation.

She stated that the location of a potential spouse was not a top priority for her. What was more important to her was the person’s willingness and capacity to be there when required, regardless of where they were.

Moet Abebe gave a practical counterargument, pointing out that if she lived on the island and her spouse stayed on the mainland, the difficulties of commuting could make spending time together difficult.

SOURCE:

https://nigerianstreet.com/2023/12/03/most-men-dont-have-sense-actress-moet-abebe-reveals-why-shes-still-single-at-34/

Her wahala...
Next year, she'll be 35.
Since Men don't have sense, a Menopause with sense will come for her soon. grin

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Education / Re: Can Anyone Explain Why Gas Cylinder Comes With A Net by Maxitomxane(m): 6:44pm On Dec 03, 2023
FuckingMachine:
To attract men to purchase it.

The fishnet on that fat, round mound is reminiscent of those on pornhub actresses.

Nawa o... See comment grin
Agriculture / Re: My commercial Backyard poultry Farming Experience...! by Maxitomxane(m): 6:38pm On Dec 03, 2023
Destinygsd:
I ordered for brahmas and silkies eggs.. Since the chicks are rare and expensive, i decided to hatch them with or without an incubator myself. (So help me God)
Wow... that's a big one.
How many did you order?
Was it from a pocal hatchery?
Family / Re: What Happened That Made You Believe Spiritual Is Real by Maxitomxane(m): 4:47pm On Dec 03, 2023
Teenwolf:
If you are an atheist and you believe spirituality is not real...Just try and read the lesser keys of solomon or books of moses and carry out the rituals, guidelines instructions....

Exactly what i was about to type now...

Read the lesser keys of solomon, perform the rites as stated.
I guarantee your life will never remain the same.
I downloaded the book once but the very first thing i saw, i deleted it asap.
I won't put myself into problem with my hands based on "experimenting".

The Catholics perform exorcism.
Do you think exorcism will be performed if there's no demon or spirit to be removed.
Even movies have portrayed a lot of exorcism, why would they protray such if it didn't exist or some atom of truth wasn't found in it.
Satanists exist to worship Satan.
What satan wants humans to believe is he doesn't exist so he can continue to work unhindered.
There's a reason God said in the bible for us to seek him.
Things of value aren't exposed, they are hidden and that is what makes them have value.
The fact that we can't see air doesn't mean air isn't around us.
The fact that we can't see microorganisms with our own physical eyes doesn't mean they are not there.
Man had to invent something to be able to see beyond the human eyes to see into the world of microorganism likewise instruments to measure the speed and pressure of air.
That's the same way we also need the lens or tools that can help us see into the spiritual.
It takes a personal experience to believe.

I once saw a dark shadow enter my old house(The landlord was a wicked man even to the point that when he died, his corpse was taken out through the window) after my uncle told me he was going to take a bath. I wasn't asleep although I wasn't totally awake but i knew it wasn't human.
It stared in my direction for 2 seconds. It was a complete black figure, no face to be seen and then it went out.
I didn't hear the door open.
About 10 minutes later, my uncle came in and i asked him if he came inside to take something, he said no.

I have few other experiences.

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Romance / Re: The Type Of Men I Don't Want (personal Opinion) by Maxitomxane(m): 2:12pm On Dec 03, 2023
JovialRPiller:
What do you have to offer the men that fit this list of criteria of yours?
You're 5'2 and yet you want a 6'2 man? A man that is a whole foot taller?
Thief!
What if the man God ordained for you is a guy that is either a bit taller or shorter than you?
I thought justin Bieber was short,😬
Romance / Re: The Type Of Men I Don't Want (personal Opinion) by Maxitomxane(m): 2:10pm On Dec 03, 2023
SweetBuns:
They say that "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder", but honestly speaking there are certain calibres of men I will never go near no matter how hard they try.

To get straight to the point,

1. Short men
Oh my God.... I don't just know what to say about these sort of men. If I'm taller than you as a girl, then sorry but I can never see you as my second piece. You'll always be like a younger brother to me. No hard feelings.
Short men also have this irritating attitude whenever they see girls around, as if they're trying to compensate for their low height. And some even go to the gym and gets muscles.... But it just makes them look shorter like a 5 litre jerry can and irritating
Also, why in the world would I pick a short guy over a tall guy? I literally feel so protected and safe when I'm with a guy that is wayyyy taller than me (I'm 5'2 so my height is kinda average)... So ofc I'd want a tall man and not a mini man.
Imagine hugging a man and he's hugging your waist cause he's short ugh.
I wanna stand on my toes whenever I kiss him and strain my neck just to look at his face. No more no less.
Tall men also stand out more, they're far more attractive and I also want taller sons and daughters.
Who should the short guys date then? I dunno... But not me.
The bar starts at 6'0, but If you're like 6'2 or 6'3... I want your babiesss

2. Bald men
The only age where I think baldness is acceptable as a man for me is if he's like in his 50s or 60s. But if you're in your 20s-30s and you're already going bald.... It just irritates me low-key in a inexplicable way... Like why will a young guy have a hairline that receeds all the way to the middle or back of your head? Where did all your hair go? Gross
I also read somewhere that early balding is genetically inherited so that means my children too will suffer the same fate? God forbid.
My man ought to have a head full of hair well into his 60s, then we start talking about hair loss.

3. "Oju yo Bo" people
I didn't know the English term for this so I had to Google it. It's a Yoruba term for people whose eyes pop out of their sockets like that of a wall gecko. This is also something I don't like in my man.... I want his eyes to be like that of Henry Cahill... Neatly tucked inside and having small slit like opening.

Addition: so I just googled it and it's called prey eyes. I prefer the hunter one since it gives my man a piercing gaze and I just wanna hug him immediately.

4. Eyebrows
A man MUST have thick eyebrows. If you don't, I can't take you seriously

5. Men with bad posture

6. Men who supports man U grin

That last one was a joke but I'm dead serious about the rest. And I'm sure other girls will agree to some up there too.

Till when you wake up as a man with all you listed above😂😂- just joking.

What if the guy us rich but short. E.g Big Wiz grin
Celebrities / Re: Portable Excited As He Witnesses Snow For The First Time In His Life In The U.K by Maxitomxane(m): 11:33pm On Dec 01, 2023
chigoziri2403:

Commercial quantities?

Nope😂😂... Commercial quantities?? I hope it's not what I'm thinking. grin
Celebrities / Re: Portable Excited As He Witnesses Snow For The First Time In His Life In The U.K by Maxitomxane(m): 7:18pm On Dec 01, 2023
chigoziri2403:
Can snow be exported,
I need to bring it to Nigeria
Lol...snow falls in plateau too
Crime / Re: About 160,000 Boko Haram Terrorists Have Repented” – Northern Governor Photo Of by Maxitomxane(m): 2:28pm On Nov 29, 2023
Good...
Now send them to Heaven to finalize their repentance rites. angry
Phones / Re: The Gallery (Mobile Photography/Art) by Maxitomxane(m): 12:15pm On Nov 24, 2023
walesho:
iPhone 14 pro no editing
Shar pei?? grin
Romance / Re: Pls Don't Lie On This Thread by Maxitomxane(m): 7:36am On Nov 21, 2023
Asawoboy:
lie undecided

Is there any monetary value i tend to gain for tending a lie against myself?? grin
I'm not lying

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Romance / Re: People Can Be Really Dishonest And Untrustworthy-Details Inside by Maxitomxane(m): 9:35pm On Nov 20, 2023
Amotolongbo:
Maybe she had accident on her way to get the handbags and die😔

grin grin grin This is funny...
She didn't have accident before collecting money, na after collecting money she kon get accident. grin
Romance / Re: MICROCHIMERISM: Why Virginity Is Important by Maxitomxane(m): 9:10pm On Nov 20, 2023
Voy:
The sperm is more than just a fluid, it is a container of genetic information. Meaning when a man ejaculates in a woman, he leaves behind DNA that is stored inside the woman and shared if she gets pregnant. If she aborts, more information is stored

Scientists call this phenomena MICROCHIMERISM, there have being done on this phenomena and the results have been mind blowing

For example, the more a woman has sex with a particular man, the woman's DNA changes to mimic that of the man to a certain extent. This probably explains why, when a couple has been together for a long time, they end up looking alike

Another example, when a woman has DNA traces of many men inside her, she starts to change in her behavior and mannerisms as well, because her cells are changing. This probably explains why prostitutes tend to have all kinds of traits, it's due to having slept with many men

Another example, isn't it weird that one child in a particular family can be just totally different from others in behavior and mannerisms. You will ask yourself why that particular child is a thief/promiscuous/violent/mentally challenged yet in your family there's never been anyone like that

The truth is women retain DNA from every man they have slept with. This means these other male cells will be assimilated into the foetus when the woman gets pregnant

It gets even more interesting, that your woman who loves swallowing, if she did swallow another man's sperms before yours, it's worse. If sperm gets in the mouth, it ends up in the nasal areas, behind the eyes and ears. It then enters the bloodstream and then collects in the brain and spine. It becomes part of her forever

Now think about this, that woman of yours you didn't find a virgin, she has another man's DNA inside her brain and spine. On top of that, those other men's DNA is going to be passed on your children

There's a reason why our forefathers demanded that as a man you marry a virgin, so as not to pollute the family gene pool. Our forefathers were not backward, rather they were far ahead of their time. Think about this anytime you're marrying a woman you didn't find a virgin

Learn OR perish!!!

Very very true.
A male progenitor fetal cell lasts for as long as 27years in a female.
Romance / Re: MICROCHIMERISM: Why Virginity Is Important by Maxitomxane(m): 9:08pm On Nov 20, 2023
GreatAchiever1:


It's because you ladies don't know what you possess. No matter how strong or independent you may be, you still need a Godly man to lead you because you ladies are easily deceived.
Exactly! 💯. They are the vessels.

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Romance / Re: Pls Don't Lie On This Thread by Maxitomxane(m): 8:56pm On Nov 20, 2023
1,3,4,5,6,7,12,13,14,18,19 and 20...

I was almost everything grin grin
Travel / Re: White Lady Complains About The Difficulty In Getting Nigerian Permit (video) by Maxitomxane(m): 8:06pm On Nov 20, 2023
Unity25:
please guys, please I've tried to get little help here to no avail, please I beg you in the name of Almighty GOD pls, If any good samaritan can please help me, no matter how little so we can buy foodstuff and cook, I will be very happy. my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. Almighty God bless you

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My name is Angela Oyom. Almighty God bless you and your family

Agba Scammer!!!!
Changing monickers every second!

Angela oyom the scammer. grin
Crime / Re: Beware Of ANGELA OYOM, The Serial Liar And Fraudster On Nairaland. by Maxitomxane(m): 8:00pm On Nov 20, 2023
Addme:

Did you just say 3?
You sure don't know her.
She and Anthony have close to 100 monikers. They may not even know most of their monikers.

Ahhhh...God have mercy! 😂😂😂 Wetin be this
This one i have , sometimes i even have issues with the password not to talk about having close to 100?? These people have mental issues. grin

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Crime / Re: Beware Of ANGELA OYOM, The Serial Liar And Fraudster On Nairaland. by Maxitomxane(m): 10:12am On Nov 20, 2023
I also noticed she has 3 different monickers..
Nestreal, justsmiles4, and one other one.

The person is a scammer.
Why open different accounts to ask for help on different sections when you can use one?.
Politics / Re: Demand For Cooking Gas Drops Over Price Hike by Maxitomxane(m): 9:24am On Nov 20, 2023
Justsmile4:
please guys, please I've tried to get little help here to no avail, please I beg you in the name of Almighty GOD pls, If any good samaritan can please help me, no matter how little so we can buy foodstuff and cook, I will be very happy. my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. Almighty God bless you

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My name is Angela . Almighty God bless you and your family

Why are you using different profiles posting the same story??
Yesterday it was the monicker Nestreal you used in a different section of Nairaland.
Today it's Justsmile4.

Are you a scammer??

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Crime / Re: Police Nab Serial Goat Thief In Kaduna by Maxitomxane(m): 10:26pm On Nov 19, 2023
See weapons everywhere grin.. how e take no injure himself needs to be studied.

literally, The weapons fashioned against him has prospered in getting him caught. grin grin

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Food / Re: GWR: Tope Maggie Completes 200-Hour Cooking (Photos) by Maxitomxane(m): 9:38pm On Nov 19, 2023
Nestreal:
please guys, please I've tried to get little help here to no avail, please I beg you in the name of Almighty GOD pls, If any good samaritan can please help me, no matter how little so we can buy foodstuff and cook, I will be very happy. my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. Almighty God bless you

Acct num with faith
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6041
G.TBank
My name is Angela Oyom. Almighty God bless you and your family

I've noticed this person has about three different monikers on nairaland and posting in different sections on Nairaland.
Same sober story different monikers.
Food / Re: GWR: Tope Maggie Completes 200-Hour Cooking (Photos) by Maxitomxane(m): 9:37pm On Nov 19, 2023
Nestreal:
please guys, please I've tried to get little help here to no avail, please I beg you in the name of Almighty GOD pls, If any good samaritan can please help me, no matter how little so we can buy foodstuff and cook, I will be very happy. my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. Almighty God bless you

Acct num with faith
067801
6041
G.TBank
My name is Angela Oyom. Almighty God bless you and your family

I've noticed this person has about three different monikers on nairaland.
Same sober story different monikers.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Moldova President's Dog Bites Austria President's Hand During Visit (Photos) by Maxitomxane(m): 8:05pm On Nov 19, 2023
mannobi:
Just imagine Vladimir Putin visited your country and this happened. Just prepare for nukes in your country and say your last prayer.
grin grin

Why grin grin this is hilarious 🤣🤣.
Crime / Re: Police Ban Fireworks, Explosives In Ogun State by Maxitomxane(m): 4:45pm On Nov 15, 2023
Lol... people still dey buy “banger" for this economy?? grin grin...
Business / Re: Old Naira Notes Remain Legal Tender Indefinitely – CBN by Maxitomxane(m): 7:41am On Nov 15, 2023
After making a lot of people pass through pains, duress , etc to get only a meagre part of their money due to political power.
God will p*nish Mr Emefiele and every person involved in making that evil cash policy. sad angry...
He is still carrying Bible up and down court.
He might need to add other religious books by the time curses of pained Nigerians start catching up with him. angry
Car Talk / Re: Nigerians Don't Know How To Use Headlights. by Maxitomxane(m): 7:10pm On Nov 12, 2023
Cooolme:
Greetings everyone, I've been driving for over a year now and I've noticed we don't know how to use headlights in this country even my friend that visited from the US complained same thing.
I don't know if it's selfishness or what but how will someone be on very high beam even when opposite an incoming vehicle, I almost entered a ditch because an SUV beamed on my small Corolla to the point I couldn't even see properly, are there rules set for all these in this country?
God's willing if I don't leave this country within the next 2 years I'm getting a bigger vehicle and I will purposely install massive led lights I will be counter beaming people till they notice their mistake.

This is one issue my Dad complains bitterly about.
Headlights are meant to be used at Night or During Poor visibility situations like Foggy weather.
The right position of the headlights should be pointing downwards not directly horizontal.
As if it pointing directly isn't enough, Some Idi*ts or ignoramus Nigerians will shine the light at full power blinding other road users even pedestrians even in the Evening when it isn't dark.

Maybe when we get a 100K lumen headlight and shine it at idiots always shinning their full headlight when driving, Everyone will have sense. grin grin
Crime / Re: How I Was Falsely Accused Of Stealing A Guy's Genitals Yesterday by Maxitomxane(m): 9:01am On Nov 11, 2023
Kalatium:


I not only felt like suing him but beating the sh*t out of him.

I totally get you.
The people that gathered around you in the market should have also followed to the police station and waited for the truth so as to descend heavy beating on the false accuser to prevent him from pulling up such stunt again in future. angry
That's how an innocent old woman was almost lynched last month.

In a sane climate, the police would have kept the idiot behind bars for like 2 days.

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Crime / Re: How I Was Falsely Accused Of Stealing A Guy's Genitals Yesterday by Maxitomxane(m): 8:00am On Nov 11, 2023
Kalatium:
No sooner was I on my way leaving the market, after buying all what I need and ticking all the items on my list than a stranger came out of the blue to accuse me of stealing his penis.

I won't say the state this happened.

At first I didn't clearly understood what he meant because he initially said, I should return what left his body.

What looked like a funny claim in my ear turned serious as he started shouting and calling the attention of passers by. People started encircling us and the guy who accused me said we are going to police station, I was like why will I follow you to station when I didn't do anything wrong.

One of the passers by said I should just follow him if I know I am truly Innocent since the station is not far. I had no choice that to follow them to prove my innocence ( the accuser and the passer-by) with many thoughts on my mind.
On our way I resolved to call all the important people I know that can get me out of this mess. I first dialed my dad's number and started explaining what was going on before the guy said I should cut the call that we must go to that station or else he will collect my phone.

Eventually we arrived there, and met two police men inside the station compound, then my accuser started laying claim of his stolen manhood story. I was called to narrate what happened and I told them I just left the market gate after purchasing all I needed from the market only to be falsely accused.

The two officer took us inside the station to write a statement. After the accuser narrated his story once more, one of the officer was laughing.
The police asked what I do for a living and I told him I am a medical Doctor and the hospital I work. He asked the accuser same question who said he is a university student and doesn't stay far from the market. He asked of both our phone numbers and also gave out his number to us. Then he asked the accuser to put his hand in his trouser to confirm if his manhood is there, the guy touched and the manhood was there.

He then started saying that initially he didn't feel anything there that there have been cases like that in his school and that he was shocked that the thing happened to him that's why he dragged the case to the station.

The police then said that he has been hearing about this stealing of manhood and that people can do diabolical things for money. However, it could also be that his mind might be playing tricks on him as such he felt his penis might be missing when it actuality it is actually there.

The police man said I should go that since the guy has confirmed his penis is intact, there is no case. He said I shouldn't be annoyed that if I were in the guy's shoes I might as well do the same . He also said that it could be that it actually happened but me being there at the wrong time and being there when he felt such that he will easily take the person close by as the culprit. I felt relieved but at the same time angry for been falsely accused and my time wasted for something as dumb as this.

When we were going outside the station, the guy who falsely accused me was dragging his foot and kept working very slow such that I was at a far distance in the front. The passer-by that followed us early was apologizing to me, that I shouldn't be angry.

Damn, I was just feeling different emotions. However, I thank God nothing happened to me ( I wasn't hurt and no mob action or jungle justice), nothing was missing and I came back home safe and fine.

My dad who is in another state got worried when I called earlier. If something had happened to me that guy will have had the worst day of his life. The kind of people that will have come for him eh.

There were 2 things on my mind. It's either that guy did it intentionally to put me in trouble or he is delusional ( superstitious) and/or actually suffering from Koro syndrome.

Cc
Seun Myndd44 Nlfpmod OAM4J Dominique Forano

Help move this to Fp so everyone can be aware of this.

You should have sued the idi*t...
You can imagine if this went the other way with already an irrate mob.
They are all criminals.

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Celebrities / Re: Damson Idris And Lori Harvey Break Up, Unfollow Each Other On Instagram by Maxitomxane(m): 7:27pm On Nov 06, 2023
JoeEeL:
Had to clear my eyes.

Thought I read Samson of Israel Breaks Ori of Hamas.

Israel been dishing wotowoto to the islamic terrorists these days all of them humble.

Funny AF grin... Samson breaks ori of Hamas grin

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Education / Re: Second Batch Of College Relief Fund Scholarship Application. by Maxitomxane(m): 6:33pm On Nov 06, 2023
Micro1592:
Hello, I just applied for the crf and I’ve been given date for the test
Is this stuff scam?
If so, please is there any other scholarship I can applied for as an undergraduate

Have you taken the test?
Education / Re: Bukateria, A Nigerian Pidgin Term Enters Oxford Dictionary by Maxitomxane(m): 9:14am On Nov 02, 2023
How come nobody has asked the question- when will Agbado enter oxford dictionary? grin

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