₦airaland Forum

nikkypearl: Dat applies to every human being including u o..

abuomaIV: me and my younger sis

freda506: Lol. Even OAPs are guilty. Their accents are not traceable to any country in the world.

sputos: Recently?
Lol!
The most recent test by Diamond was last year. Its 50questions , 25 Maths and 25 English.
Basic questions

detee2: They have been collecting CV since last year till date, seems there are so many backlogs to clear that is why they have not called for Aptitude test.


And YES, it is for Graduate Trainee.....
NOTE: Only BSC holders....

skakintan: oh? at the HQ? in Adeola Hopewell, VI?

skakintan: are you the same Maya2pretty on twitter, Please let me know if you r able to submit your Cv, cause i was at der HQ today and the receptionist said dey r not collecting CVs for now

detee2: You are wrong bro, cv collection is still on...

except it just stopped this week, would confirm that anyway....

detee2: Yes, you can go there anytime to submit.....sorry am replying you late.

Lero15: hmm..EBL. them no try sha. I think they contacted d younger ones. We were too mature for them. Lol. Howdy?

detee2: You can submit your cv in commerce house, Victoria Island. Or better still, if you can locate the head office in VI, close to Shoprite you would be directed to the appropriate place.


And for those that would also love to open account with Diamond Bank, you can PM me.

Polchiz: I am your secret admirer.

Mannylex: approximately 1 hour 30 minutes.

henricson: 80% of your weekends sleeping? That's like almost the whole weekend!
The important thing is that you're busy with something, that takes the edge off u feeling cranky.
I have a believe, though it might seem bleak now, God has a peculiar job for those who trust in him, tests or no tests.

Paroman: My sister is into both soft and hard rock, maybe influenced her into liking both.You should try listening to Breaking Benjamin, believe me you will fall in love with their style of hard rock *coughs slightly............* how many sisters you get, you fit dash me one? if you fit black, lepa kon fine like this, I know way your sisters too no go disappoint.

Paroman: I'm not surprised, almost all women I know that are into rock music like coldplay a lot. Seems it is only my younger sister that I know of that would take lets say errrrrrr Breaking Benjamin or AlterBridge over Coldplay.

Hope you got a favourable mail from UB ma'am?

Paroman: 1) Broken
2) Rise above this
3) Country song
4) Fake it
5) Careless whisper

yeah my official top 5 seether songs.

ok lemme add my top 5 lifehouse songs, even though you no ask me
1) Broken (I no know why rock artistes them dey like to dey give their songs this title )

2) You and me
3)Between the raindrops ft Natasha Bedinfield
4) Hanging by a moment
5) Blind

henricson: Maya2pretty, i did write that test, and the timing was shitty! You wrote the UAC test, the difference in timing is clear, though i think that will mean the cut off mark will be higher than if dragnet who still used a high cut off for lesser timing.

Anyway, the essence of these tests is to sieve out few people from the multitude, so spend and accuracy is important.
Some people are really gifted in writing test. I have a friend who never fails tests, he has written from chevron, shell, nnpc, CBN, banks, etc. He is a guru, who always stood out in our undergraduate n masters class.

People will always get to pass a tests no matter the shitty timing, so it's better to work on the accuracy n speed. I am doing that, I think I get a better understanding of tests now. Though i had a lesser time in my UAC test since i did 40questions in 40minutes, I believe that's the best tests I have written so far!

Pls I have no criticism for u Maya, I am just your loyal friend and admirer. I saw you on the union, keystone and uac threads!

hardbody: No stress dear. You will be fine with the timing next time. That is the whole essence of those elimination tests. If you are given enough time, everyone there will pass the exam, it is not usually that hard. (And please do not ask what experience i have because i had written Banks, Consultancy, O&G tests severally, passed some and failed others). I will suggest you take some practice tests on logic, GMAT, Etc, prior to the examination dates. It keeps your brain and mind in tune with what to expect.

As for the panadol ishhh, well, i take panadol for the headache of those i care for. Do you have another question i may need to address?

hardbody: Auntie no vex, the other people use different time abi your stop watch no function well? Abeg put the blame where it belongs, we all know you tried your best, there is still another chance waiting somewhere. All the best.

happydasy: chai, u r wwwwicked!

snadguy007: They said i scored 17.00

oweniwe: 43 ?

Pictures or idontbelieveit

Paroman: I checked my inbox upside down, ransacked my spambox, carry torch dey go through all nook and cranny of my email in search of their invite all to no avail. Dem no gree send me the invite... Chaii!! Wetin Enterprise bank do you? One of their branches is directly opposite my house make I go bomb the place up this night.

Paroman: You try na, you even near average wella. I don't even have a score, Dragnet conspired with Keystone not to invite me for the test. Na thunder go fire them

oweniwe: Maya2pretty

What did you score?

If you lie, i will know o.
Cos i get e-lie detector

Paroman: I know wetin Maya2pretty score, na she seat beside me for test and na me teach her the answers wey she put down. I scored 13.22 in the test, you can easily guess how she too will blast the test.

Rich4god: I understand him... But he shouldnt sound as if its not possible for some one to score higher than average in such test...