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Crime / Re: Herdsmen Attack Adijah In Ugbokpo, Apa LGA, Benue State, Residents Flee [VIDEO] by Mayhem1: 5:16pm On Feb 16
HardBishop:
Will they dare to attack any Igbo village in anambra? I know say we go walee their fathers.

I expect their benue men to do bulletproof charms, confront these motherfvckers with dangerous assorted rifles...bgive the military some days to takeover..
May God help them cos they're reaping the fruits of what their fathers did to biafran citizen during the biafran war
you dey talk dust, ipob alone has wiped almost half of your people already without any resistance , is it now herdsmen you will war?
Crime / Re: One Chance Robbers Caught In Wuse, Abuja (pics/video) by Mayhem1: 5:10pm On Feb 16
Burn them to ashes! angry

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Politics / Re: #LiberalizeGunEights: Polls Reveal Nigerians Yearn For Gun Legalization - SR by Mayhem1: 8:45am On Feb 15
sameoldguy:
I support.

Let the citizens bear arms to defend themselves. This kidnapping and thuggery is getting out of hand. When you know that you can get shot trying to jump into another person’s property, then you’ll have to think twice before making the move.

Kidnapping and fulani herdsmen constitute nuisance cos they got guns. These menace has to stop.
bash someone’s car first then you’ll know wassup
Politics / Re: Even If A Cup Of Garri Goes For ₦1000, I Will Vote Tinubu Come 2027 by Mayhem1: 6:41pm On Feb 12
Dey play! Peter Obi will takeover in 2027

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Family / Re: Every Home Has That Smell Unique To It. What Smell Is Unique To Your Home? Pics by Mayhem1: 4:12pm On Feb 12
fyzaila:
This is true, it applies to body and clothes as well. Everybody has a peculiar scent or smell that anybody can perceive apart from him/her.

My sis tells me anytime she visits me and brought something from my house to her house, her children will ask her " mummy did you go to aunty *** place today?* likewise her house too, it has one particular scent like this, that all of them have it.
Her children scare me, make sure you tell her that whenever you see her, how can one know if you went to someone’s house through scent?😳 that’s crazy.

Is the scent that strong?!

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Sports / Re: South Africa Vs DR Congo: AFCON2023 3rd Place Play-off (6 - 5)pen On 10 Feb 2024 by Mayhem1: 7:59pm On Feb 11
slex:


I have no reason to dislike SA.

Congratulations on your Bronze medal .

I’m Nigerian bro
Sports / Re: AFCON 2023 Best Player Of Tournament Contenders: Lookman, Haller, Ekong Leads by Mayhem1: 2:11pm On Feb 11
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Ekong for the midafvcking award biko cool. That guy has been a rock in that our defense.........I strongly believe he's one of the few souls that can defend our present economy from crumbling at this moment : tongue
Lookman carried us in two important games, if it wasn’t for him we will be out by now
Religion / Re: When They Tell You That Konji Can Kill You by Mayhem1: 10:30am On Feb 11
Jokerman:
May God help many out of masturbation, both male and female.

Coz I realize that even without nudity or pornography, Masturbation can still occur.
Masturbation is not a sin it’s better you self-service than to sleep with your gf
Foreign Affairs / Re: Madagascar Passes Bill To Castrate Child Rapists by Mayhem1: 3:51pm On Feb 10
CheedyJ:
Castration for the males, awesome. And for d females, just use superglue to seal it up
funny
Sports / Re: South Africa Vs DR Congo: AFCON2023 3rd Place Play-off (6 - 5)pen On 10 Feb 2024 by Mayhem1: 1:22pm On Feb 10
LifeofDream:

Cc Seun Mynd44 Dominique nplmod Fergie001

Rule 2 broken..

Is this the kind of nairaland you want??..
But he is right sha
Sports / Re: South Africa Vs DR Congo: AFCON2023 3rd Place Play-off (6 - 5)pen On 10 Feb 2024 by Mayhem1: 1:21pm On Feb 10
slex:
Easy win for DR Congo . Those guys de ball.

They have strong defence and attack.

SA would hold their own but I see DRC winning by 1-0
Be honest with yourself, deep down you know southie will not lose to Congo, you’re just saying Congo will win because of your dislike for South Africa
NYSC / Re: Adamawa Corper Slumps & Dies While Watching Nigeria, South Africa Match by Mayhem1: 2:06pm On Feb 08
UptownVibes:
I hope baba no go stake SA to qualify o..

Rip to the dead..
Nah, he probably died from high bp during that penalty shootout

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Sports / Re: AFCON 2023: Nwabali Man Of The Match In Nigeria’s Victory Against South Africa by Mayhem1: 2:02pm On Feb 08
Seunpapa65:
I think only people with same type of head like enyama should be allowed to be our keeper
SpongeBob type of head
Food / Re: Can You Eat These? (picture) by Mayhem1: 6:38pm On Feb 07
RoyalBlu:
Never!!!

People who eat it says it's yummy. I just look at em with side 👁️ cheesy

It's called *edible* in some parts of Delta State.
why the side eye? Are you better than them
Crime / Re: Police Kill Isa Dei Dei, A Bandit & Kidnapper In Abuja by Mayhem1: 6:32pm On Feb 07
broadman20:
You didn't show his face and how can those who knew him will identify him to know if he is the person killed.

I sincerely fear NIGERIAN Police force.
let’s be real, are they suppose to snap a dead person in the first place?
Sports / Re: AFCON: South African Official, Clayson Monyela Accused Of Xenophobic Comment by Mayhem1: 7:40am On Feb 07
Omoawoke:


Big lie!!!

He did not lie jare, go sleep
Religion / Re: TB Joshua: Youtube Deletes Emmanuel TV Channel by Mayhem1: 11:30am On Feb 02
thesicilian:

You're still living in the 60s.
Obviously you don't know that essentially the same set of individuals under different corporations own all these major media companies. Once it's time to cancel you, it just a decree from above and every organisation you're affiliated to starts dropping you one after the other.
You have a point but TB Joshua was actually a Animal in human skin, the man deserves more than just image tarnishing
Religion / Re: TB Joshua: Youtube Deletes Emmanuel TV Channel by Mayhem1: 11:27am On Feb 02
galantjoe:
This is highly unfounded allegations. How can people accuse some one who died 3 years ago for wrongdoing . I thought that once a person dies, all crime or sins committed by him will die with him. Nawaoo.

This is totally a smear campaign targeted to remove his church headed by his wife from international prominence.

Don't be surprised that this smear campaign might be coming from ex-church ministers who fought deadly war with Evelyn for who will head the church when JB Joshua died.

I am watching the unfolding events in 3 dimensional.
abeg comot jare there were allegations even when he was alive

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Nairaland / General / Re: Is This Sitting Position Feminine by Mayhem1: 9:13pm On Feb 01
Yes

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 31st January 2024 by Mayhem1: 9:24pm On Jan 31
Kinzo0917:
ARSENAL TOO MUCH

MY DARLING ARSENAL WILL ANNIHILATE A COMBINED 11 OF BOTH LIVERPOOL/CHELSEA TEAM PUT TOGETHER

ARSENAL IS NOT JOKING IN THIS SECOND HALF OF THIS SEASON. ANY TEAM THAT COMES OUR WAY, NA ANNIHILATION

Gunners for a reason. We too much joor
arsenal no be team, stop hyping nonsense

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Crime / Re: List Of Prisons In Nigeria: Facts And Locations by Mayhem1: 11:29pm On Jan 29
BitterTruth0001:
Shoot all the people on deathrow ASAP
E be like say you dey craze, you think say innocents no dey among those people facing deathrow, dey play.

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Kidnap Philip Aivoji, Lagos PDP Chairman by Mayhem1: 5:51pm On Jan 26
I thought they don’t kidnap in Lagos

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Crime / Re: UN Asks Nigeria To End Death Penalty, Rights Violations by Mayhem1: 9:27am On Jan 24
Jennyclay:
So a Nigerian man will rape and murder someone’s daughter and you expect the man not to face death penalty undecided

A Nigerian man will butcher his girlfriend for rituals and you expect the man not to face death penalty undecided.

You expect the court to treat them like celebrity, serve them catfish pepper soup and wine after committing the crime undecided.

You expect the court to pet them like egg or a pot made of clay

It’s like this UN are mad! This people are really mad!!!

God Abeg o undecided
You’re trying to paint men in this country in a bad light, Don’t we see countless news about Women stabbing their husbands to death? What about child trafficking? Na mostly men dey do that one?

Crime is not gender based get that into your skull
Politics / Re: Kenyan Detectives Arrest Two Nigerians For Murder by Mayhem1: 11:12am On Jan 23
Melezenawii:
See their flat heads
So nlfpmod u want to tell me you didn’t see this
Crime / Re: Talatu Salihu Killed By Kidnappers In Abuja (Photo) by Mayhem1: 1:05pm On Jan 17
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
Not surprised abuja is never a safe place to stay
That abuja is not that safe

Forget the hyping of that abuja

Your state is safer than abuja
Especially the outskirts of abuja

I sometimes go to abuja though I reside in Benin city
But I must tell you abuja is not safe. Forget the hyping and security personnel all scattered everywhere
I went there inside August up to four times within one month while driving my car. I know what I faced
If you want to stay and manage abuja at all then go deep into to the main abuja that if you can afford the accommodation
Though I'm suggesting something..we should banned the payment of ransom to Kidnappers. I have a feeling it will work.
Anyway what do I know I'm just a weed smoker, pussy banger, a drunkard and a keyboard warrior
Wetin you face? Oga rest and stop capping
Family / Re: Halima, A University Of Abuja Student, Declared Missing By Her Family Member by Mayhem1: 9:43am On Jan 17
promisechris63:
Is this happenings in Abuja a joke or what? Can someone make me understand what is happening please...
it’s a joke
Celebrities / Re: "Why I Want To Identify As Man" – Phyna by Mayhem1: 2:45pm On Jan 16
Franzinni:
Better don't become woke feminist ... You think being a man is easy ? Reminds me of one of my cousin who was wishing she was a man she said " if I was a man ehn... Girls go suffer for my hand oooooo" and I will just be looking at her like ... If only she knew how invisible a man is...
Imagine this walahi, there is NO ministry of MAN affairs !!!

There has never been a time in the history of humanity that was better to be a woman than now ... better comport ya self, fine girl!
it’s not easy being a man but, it’s better than being a woman. That’s a fact
Politics / Re: ‘Abuja Not Safe’: Folorunsho Ariyo Killed Alongside Nabeeha Al-Kadriyar by Mayhem1: 1:50pm On Jan 15
Namaster:
It's funny how people seem oblivious to the level of insecurity in Nigeria until it reaches their backyard.

Nigeria has been unsafe since 2014 but I'd.ots in Abuja wouldn't do anything about it. Let it touch them ALL.

May the soul of the dead find peace.
I’m sure that is what you’re praying for!

E go soon reach your Lagos
Politics / Re: ‘Abuja Not Safe’: Folorunsho Ariyo Killed Alongside Nabeeha Al-Kadriyar by Mayhem1: 1:49pm On Jan 15
cool
Politics / Re: Bandits Kidnap 23 People In FCT by Mayhem1: 12:57pm On Jan 12
cucumbar:
Typical Nigerian. As long as it doesn’t affect you, it’s fine. so as no be Abuja they can kidnap Dey go abi? Just know say e go reach those places you think are safe if you don’t curb it.
Them go soon enter Lagos, dey play.

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