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PoliticsRe: Soldier Reacts To Video Of Governor Sanwo-Olu Arresting His Colleague (Photos) by Mayhem1: 10:51pm On Jan 04, 2024
F22RAPTOR:
The NA brought this disrespect on themselves. More civilians will be empowered to disrespect them. Just look at the stooopid comments on this thread. These same commenters will shite their pants when a soldier handles them...nonsense
They’re old heads, most of them are traumatized on how they were treated during the military regime
CultureRe: Things Nigerians Call Twice by Mayhem1: 7:43pm On Jan 03, 2024
SharingIsLife:
It's like Nigerians like calling things (and even people) twice. I saw a post on Facebook asking for such names. See a long list oh! I'm surprised.

Please, add your own to the list. Don't spoil the show oh!

Things that Nigerians Call Twice

Moi moi
Chin chin
Puff puff
Woto woto😭
Tom Tom
Mymy
Kai kai
Fufu
Juju
Bum bum
Kwuli kwuli
Toto
Jedi jedi
Tummy Tummy
Dodo
Wee wee
Krokro
Bobo
Yori yori
don’t forget jaga jaga
PoliticsRe: “Suspend Chicago University Too”– Atiku Reacts After Benin, Togo Cert Revocation by Mayhem1: 1:49pm On Jan 03, 2024
Sleekfingers:
😂😂😂😂😂


Childish politics.......Tinubu will just be laughing......
I know Obiediots will also dish out their own comments
Obidients living in your head rent free
CrimeRe: FRSC Officials Beat Up Soldiers For Invading Their Office (Pictures/Video) by Mayhem1: 10:58am On Jan 03, 2024
richiemcgold:
Soldiers are just openly disgracing themselves these days. One was beaten black and blue in my area on new year's day. Those boys for area no get joy at all, dem no even care say na soldier. Dem beat am sotey the soldier tear race run kabakaba. Boys still follow him nack am craping fall for ground. Slapping, kicking and stamping from every angle. Walahi Dem wan kill am. grin grin grin
Lagos?
BusinessRe: What Business Can I Start With 200k In 2024? by Mayhem1: 5:16pm On Jan 02, 2024
TrackerXL:
Leave am make he de whine the guy I still lose 100K Arsenals to win or Draw Fulham yesterday.

Makebi use 100K chop just 20K this one de talk about 5 odds.
assnal no be team
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fulham Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 31st December 2023 by Mayhem1: 12:59pm On Dec 31, 2023
killsmith:
Arsenal fans have become the new Chelsea fans.
Very loudmouthed and arrogant because of small form wey dem just get.
They’ve always been like that
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham United (0 - 2) On 28th December 2023 by Mayhem1: 8:06am On Dec 29, 2023
donmik:
Arsenal is better than Bayern now. Very clear.
They can loose sometimes after many successful rides of strides.
It's understood.
It happens to any big side occasionally
These assnal fans make me sick, hopefully they will finish outside top 4
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham United (0 - 2) On 28th December 2023 by Mayhem1: 8:03am On Dec 29, 2023
Wordson:
lol.. hahaha! But e shock me too ooo
D worst I expected from West Ham na draw.. not to disgrace Arsenal for house like dis na.. embarassed
Assnal will always be assnal don’t let their form deceive you
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham United (0 - 2) On 28th December 2023 by Mayhem1: 12:33am On Dec 29, 2023
Niok:
Lonely at the top 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
lonely lonely lonely
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham United (0 - 2) On 28th December 2023 by Mayhem1: 11:22pm On Dec 28, 2023
YourBestWriter:
so, after west ham beat manutd 2 0, una still go carry arsenal straight win. una never see chomchin.

manutd may be bad now, but the coach is good. any team that beat manutd is a good team. even bournamouth can beat man city, but people go still go carry man city straight win.

I have won big money simply by using manutd as template for my predictions.
I sensed that Arsenal will not win today
HealthRe: Leukemia, The Disease That Killed Rotimi Akeredolu by Mayhem1: 7:20am On Dec 28, 2023
YoungLionken:
Leukemia, a very deadly disease shocked!!

This life is somehow not balanced. Those that the angel of death is supposed to take, it won't take them. I swear, majority of us Nigerians would have celebrated, thrown a party, if it happened to Buhari while in office then sad..

Baba fell terribly sick, make he comot, he nor gree sad!!

As for the dead governor, if he did the right thing while in office, may the good Lord have mercy upon his soul, if not so, he should rot in hell fire, where there's gnashing of teeth, because these politicians are too wicked sad! God forbid!!

Again, others politicians will never see and learn that everything is truly vanity with all the dollars, nairas, etc. Stockpiled in foreign accounts and in their mansions
undecided...
no kill me before my time abeg😂
Nairaland GeneralRe: Explain Your Year 2023 In One Word! by Mayhem1: 12:09pm On Dec 27, 2023
Awesome
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (3 - 2) On 26th December 2023 by Mayhem1: 10:58pm On Dec 26, 2023
seunmsg:
Up Man Utd. As an Arsenal fan, I’m supporting Man U tonight.
an assnal fan supporting United😳
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (3 - 2) On 26th December 2023 by Mayhem1: 10:51pm On Dec 26, 2023
Demurray:
Today no be boxing day for nothing , man U just dey receive punches up and down , front and back, before new year, Ten Hag go don HANG grin
but United got the final knockout punch 😜
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (3 - 2) On 26th December 2023 by Mayhem1: 10:49pm On Dec 26, 2023
Adakintroy:
I use to hate united as a gunner. But at this stage its no longer hate its pity. This sound twisted but I want things to return to normal for them.

Get well united.
This is what we used to say when your club was losing to almost every side, United will never be as bad as arsenal were
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (3 - 2) On 26th December 2023 by Mayhem1: 10:43pm On Dec 26, 2023
Where are the haters now?
TravelRe: 20 Surprising Differences Between The UK And The USA by Mayhem1: 7:01pm On Dec 25, 2023
Ewedegubbler:
USA people are generally generous while the British are using Ruler to measure their yam before cooking
step on a shoe in the US and you’ll appreciate the Brit’s
TravelRe: 20 Surprising Differences Between The UK And The USA by Mayhem1: 6:56pm On Dec 25, 2023
enambobo:
I prefer the US. They pay way better than the UK with less taxation. UK uses tax in growing her economy. More reason why tax rate is pretty high compared to the US.
Plus majority of the US companies pay based on hourly rates. Meaning you're paid based on your time worked. If you put in the extra effort and work 16 hours, you're paid based on that unlike the UK where the rate most times is fixed per month. Not many UK companies pay hourly.
Quick reminder for you, I hope you know that a Gun is a distance tool while a Knife is more of a up close and personal type of tool, so keep in mind it won’t be hard for your enemy to take you out if you decide to stay in the US, don’t forget that there a more guns than the general population in the country.

Ordinary road rage they will shoot you down like a goat, So choose your poison wisely.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Is Partially Back; A Work In Progress by Mayhem1: 8:35am On Dec 22, 2023
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Seun all these guys I mention are the ones that will spoil your market, ban them now before it's too late, they're bigots
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Bayern Munich UCL (0 - 1) On 12th December 2023 by Mayhem1: 10:39pm On Dec 12, 2023
blowjohn:
I'll say it again:
Tuchel is the worst Bayern coach in the last 30 years or more.


They no born man u well make dey no collect wototo even with Bayern team 2 on a normal day.


Bayern's last 2 coaches wud have punished man u with at least 8 goals.



Since Tuchel took over, Bayern no fit score 4 or 5 goals again( with same set of players o)
rest we’re not arsenal or Barca
PoliticsRe: Kaduna Drone Misfire: Peter Obi Visits Victims, Donates N5m (video, pictures) by Mayhem1: 3:57pm On Dec 12, 2023
abdeefggh:
More than 10 people were beheaded in anambra yesterday and no official statement from him since, did he hate his people that much?
na you behead them abi?
TravelRe: One Dies, Another Injured In Ogun Auto Crash by Mayhem1: 5:14pm On Dec 09, 2023
Cursed state

The admins of this forum should shine light on the cult killings, armed robberies and the raping of young girls that is happening on a daily occurrence in Saapade Polytechnic Ogun state and environs

Please shine light on this matter
CrimeRe: Lady Found Dead In Lagos Hotel, Boyfriend Disappears by Mayhem1: 12:06pm On Dec 07, 2023
Edusouls:
the populace there is not only humans but mixture of walking dead, the possessed, maniacs, ritualists, demons, shape shifters, witches, occultic men and women, cryptids, is a place I have lived and am talking out of experience
don’t forget to mention kidnappers and armed robbers
CrimeRe: Lady Found Dead In Lagos Hotel, Boyfriend Disappears by Mayhem1: 12:05pm On Dec 07, 2023
Nobody is shouting Lagos state on this thread, if it was OGUN state that this happened we no go hear word
CrimeRe: NDLEA Raises Alarm Over Online Drug Sales by Mayhem1: 9:02am On Dec 06, 2023
The admins of this forum should shine light on the cult killings, armed robberies and the raping of young girls that is happening almost on a daily occurrence for the past 3/4 years in Saapade Polytechnic Ogun state and environs

Please shine light on this matter

Mynd44
Nlfpmod
Seun
Dominique
Mukina2
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Luton Vs Arsenal (3 - 4) On 5th December 2023 by Mayhem1: 7:15am On Dec 06, 2023
nairavsdollars:
Best team in the world. Bring on any team...I mean any team
ordinary luton
CelebritiesRe: Orezi Speaks On Losing His N300M House To Fire( Video) by Mayhem1: 9:15pm On Dec 02, 2023
rajiedreez:
So tragic, most of the modern decorations we use as aesthetics in building recently are highly inflammable and almost everyone that builds a mansion never install working fire alarms not to talk of integrated fire extinguisher system.

Spending few million more on sprinkler system and other extinguisher equipment could have prevented this huge loss.

God will help him cope with it
sprinkler will stop a raging fire, wonder shall never end
CelebritiesRe: It’s Disrespectful For Young People To Call Me By Name – Shaffy Bello (Video) by Mayhem1: 8:45am On Dec 02, 2023
Sprints3:
Fine respect is essential... But I don't expect her to a raise a conversation like this... Na Naija carry respect for head... Your name na shaffy why Una dey call Jesus for Name abi na Oga Jesus Una dey call am... Nigerians and their stupid mentality and entitlement self gratification... If I see I go call u shaffy... Love me jeje love me tender, U no be my boss Na only boss people dey respect that way... Go some country sef they will still call their bosses by name. Shaffy go rest abeg
Guy no kill me before my time abeg🤣
PoliticsRe: Oyo Assembly To Investigate Banditry Attacks On Oke-Ogun Villages by Mayhem1: 8:31am On Nov 30, 2023
DAMIMONY:
This is a urgent and vital information.there is a celestial at DAKWA,Abuja. The people around knows it as yahoo church. During my findings, I discovered the prophet in this church is Fetish, he owns a shrine inside the church, he brings in young girls every night for sexual intercourse indirectly using them for Ritual. They keep armunitions inside the church compound and also bisect and sell human body parts. C.c.c worldwide should hear this
talk am for Human rights radio (101.1)
BusinessRe: ₦‎3.7 Million 'Dissappears' From Customer's Account In Ecobank by Mayhem1: 12:03am On Nov 27, 2023
lendahand:
does binance P2P work in Canada??
Do not deposit your life savings on Binance, I hope you know that Binance is an crypto exchange and not a crypto wallet.
CrimeRe: Lady Killed By A Hit & Run Driver In Port Harcourt. Relatives Needed by Mayhem1: 1:44pm On Nov 25, 2023
Princedapace:
Dear govt, mount camera on ur roads, build road bumps to force drivers to slow down on roads where humans cross. Build head bridge to enable humans cross roads.
Nigerian politicians are the most useless humans on earth. They are not useful.
As for Nigerians who drive anyhow, I really wish a tech can be built to knock one's engine once they speed above speed limit. I really dont know why many Nigerians drive like total mad people.
I aligned from my car few days ago to cross to the other side of the road, a guy with lexus who left his lane to overtake another car in a place he wasnt supposed to do that nearly hit me. Gush, I am still in fear if I remember that if i had taken another step, he would have sent me to early grave and would have ran away.
If there is something I am very interested in, it is dealing with wreckless drivers. Pls, I am very open to ideas that can be used to deal with wreckless drivers. A wreckless driver's car should be taken from him and sold for 1k naira in his presence and he should go to jail.
Or he should be tied and beaten mercilessly. Wreckless drivers have killed many Nigerians and caused havok for many families. I am honestly interested in this. I want just a scapegoat of a wreckless driver. How can u be running 90KM/H on a road that has school kids use the road, that have residential areas scattered everywhere, that has churches, shops, etc? Like how? People carry V6 engine car and they think those roads are perfect place to display their need for speed skill.
If no one has been made to pay heavily for this, they wont learn. I am even ready to startup an organization for this. We must fix our country. I nearly got killed by these same set of people few days ago and the traume stil flashes my head till date.
😂

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