daveP:
Ah Uncle Larry!!

Location: Bola Tinubu model Market water b/stop ipaja lagos

Event: erm cant rem( d vex don make me forget) wedding/ a cousin's church, dnt rem

Pidgin or queen's which preferable? Okay mixture.



I wan sew suit i give Uncle Larry cloth. I paid half and warned him(even if he was older) that i no go gree 'overtime'


my brother warned me sternly to do daily check up, but Pes wont allow me. So i jst waited till a day to the event.


Lo and behold, as i enter i saw an apprentice jacking away @ d machine. I didnt look well so i sat and looked outside.

"Where is he now? Hasnt he finished my suit?" naim he enter tell me she should stop and let me 'size it' just like that, i stood and tried it on.

You know those suit that resemble raincoats (reaching your thigh) or those ones that look as if it is majorly meant for pastors.... Thats how it looked on me. (navy blue)
The trouser fitted me, but imagine the two as one pair. When im nt scouting for passengers in Molue.


This is nt my suit now. Check well joor. He was just looking like mugu. The girl was the one saying...


"eh, manage am na, sebi na for just 3hrs. See( she began trying to adjust my own cloth on my body) e fit u now. ( i fume when tailors do that 'adjustment program')

Guy my money sharp sharp or(ur life?) i go call police o. ( by divine intervention one officer passed coincidentally)


wait what is your name again?

Aha oga larry??
( he seemed afraid at 1st threat)

Oh oh oh!! (This guy smoke something ni?)

the guy rush one tailor side con give me my own real suit(he gave it to another tailor). I no balance am o, i grab my suit comot.

(but i met like 6people sitting at his locked shop, expecting their clothes, aso ebi. The guy don travel faaaa)


5months later 'Uncle larry' shop don close.


The guy wan 'gba' me sha


if i accepted out of desperation. Confirm suit for don go be dat and them go sell am for boutique!

rabimlomo:

Will you ever stop lying?Only in Madinah?

hatux:
See 'him big boy.. I wonder how many tricycle you've got in your garage... Lol

hatux:
See 'him big boy.. I wonder how many tricycle you've got in your garage... Lol

kolomax:
you are great liar which part of saudi arabia are you talking of

creamy1990:
they simply want to turn Nigeria to an islamic nation just like turkey

Airforce1:
Genevieve and tiwa savage are not on the same league

Genny is way way above tiwa's league

Compare tiwa to someone of her class
Somebody like funke akindele or eniola bedmus

Germeeu:
u can never see a mosque that is owns by an imam. And in every mosque there is a committee that look into everything that comes in and go out of the mosque. All these so called millionaire pastors are founder and owner of their churches. Y re pastor adeboye and kumuyi re nt among the millionaires. Redeem has branches all over the world than most of their churches.

ZACHIE:

Shut up.
That library looks like a block of LASPDC rented apartment

sheedy407:
She brought me to this world and I will forever make her the most happiest woman on earth.

Mum, Happy Birthday.
Is my mum not beautiful?
kindly rate her pics cos I intend showing her this thread when it matures to put that special smile on her day today.
Also wish her well.

Ideyontop:


I don't know why,but i just find this woman so adorable!!! I admire her each time i see her pic

....searching google for a pretty woman! Lol!

tpraiz:
. Dat reli got mie laffin...........anihw e bad reach just draw the Match en get sacked:::::::::

Joenice:
Even though it symbolises passion, I think going on hunger strike is obviously unstainable and uncalled for. Because the team is so weak that the coach does not know whom to invite to the national team.