Why not sign me atleast i can sing and even better than dami. Anyway Congrats to him

True

you just made my day

[quote author=Motherfucker2 post=48479624][color=#770077]That dogs looks like wetin go show the thieves where you hide for under the bed.

Make i advice you as my brother.

Use that 20k go buy 7 goats, the goats go get belle come give you goat pikin, you go sell the pikin for more than 45k

I no trust that dog, e fit see moving vehicle go jump in front of am, and that go be how how 20k take enter voicemail funny you

Why wasting time? Anyway maybe Mr president is so confused on whom to start with.

breakingbad:
Being a reader of different topics on nairaland one section that always catch my attention is the Politics section especially due to members comments. The following are some observations I've made as an observing member

1. Sentimental Saints . People tend to be religiously partisan, supporting a particular party regardless of the sanity or lack of sanity of their actions. Criticize their party and be crucified.

2. Insult Distributors: the quickest way to get insulted on nairaland is to pledge ur support for a particular party or any of its member or mention a politician's name and they come rioting. The longest posts on Nairaland owes its thanks to this set

3. Picture Posters : These set of people always have a ready picture that suits whatever idea they are trying to express. I still wonder if they have such pics saved for years waiting for the right opportunity to attack

4. FTC Fighters: Took me several days to know the full meaning of this. It is obvious that there's a certain reward (which I'm still yet to find out) in commenting first necessitating people to post a quick comment/smiley to make it

5. Moderator attackers: This set of people are ready to be banned, unbanned and rebanned they just blast the mods and break whatever rule they can. Some even come back from a ban and their first comment would break 5 rules

6. Smileyers: These people seem to lack a keyboard or can't spell so just put up a smiley or 2 or 3..........

7. The OP-ers. This set of people can go waaaay out of point. You could be discussing about PMB's achievements and they'll talk about the Cold War. Some advertize products etc

8. Solidarity Soldiers: This set come to defend their "comrades" whenever the need arises. All for one, one for all must be their motto

9. The Observers: This set read almost every post on Nairaland but NEVER post a comment. They're like air, always there but you never see them. I belong to this group. Had to just register to post this

10. Add yours

I am guilty of number 10

Nigeria army and their mentality for God sake is that Nigerian camouflage.

espn:
we have more than enough money in dis country to help those in need.. if 500 of us should contribute 1k eachh..dats 500k.. lets do it.. seun pls kindly find a way of opening an account for dis purpose.. thanks

you have a kind heart. God bless you

MrBasketball:
Are you a hungry girl?

do I look like one? Am independent but let's face the fact, no matter how little a man have money still play a vital role in every relationship. So pls when next you ask someone a question try imagine who may this person be. Thanks. (no offence)

offspec:
scammer's number is 09051077826. Here the profile pix she used.
This one resemble who fit dash 2.5million?

*modified*
I ve removed the pix like many suggested. But to those ranting i'm jobless, i'm not perturbed and i wont argue knowing too well that behind nairaland i'm higher in the social ladder than you. Had it been she was real she would even end up being my sugar daughter. Only sensible person will notice my level of interest from the chat - cos i know nothing she will give me that will amount to one-eight of my monthly take-home. Anyways, i blame the nature of my job that doesnt give me time to meet real women. Na una get una mouth

guy you are funny but be careful not to fall in the lion's den.

iceberylin:
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if I hear

vimi:
Madmelon n mountain black stone age musicians

Those shoes tho when weed iis ur main source of inspiration

guy you just killed me with laughter

Where is temi temi and oramusanctus food don ready for table. In fact all the SE and SS should come together and protest over this act of indirectly spreading terrorism by the prisoners radicalising the ones the met on-board(see the outcome of asari and co). Whosoever is behind this action don't want the peace of the SS and SE. Wicked people everywhere

Maser:
MEDIOCRITY at its worst. As someone who knows Calabar. The corridor where this train operates will not benefit the public at all and the distance is very short. Simply put, it is worthless for the common man in Calabar or Cross River.

in MI voice bad belle is allowed

MrBasketball:

Can u see how foolish u are?

Poverty had ruined your life that's why u think it's a white man that will solve your problem.

Dumb empty skull girl.

I am dumb but you can never be or achieve whatever I have accomplished in this life. Smoll boy pple like you can't get me angry bcus I have so much good things to think of. Work hard, engage in something meaningful so that your tomorrow will be grt and you'll stop spending your entire day on nairaland. If you need hlp you can email me so that I can help amend your life.

Ask uncle solo for bible he knows the answer.

intergral:
leave islam out of this, all this people being kidnaped are muslims, even this women...
Is there any christian name like Asabe or lami? Bokoharam is just a fraud cos 90% of casualties are muslim!!!

northern Christians uses such names even the hausa and fulani christians. I can feel their pains, once a victim of bomblast but thank God am alive today.their target are In those villages are monstly hausa Christians. But the fact remains no Muslim,Christian or whoesover deserve such ill treatment. Peace

temitemi1:
I'm 100% ready! GEJ my HERO! FAYOSE my ROLE MODEL!!

u guys are Dam too funny

MrBasketball:

With this statement, i will call u an iddiot..

Who cares about you marrying a white man, u are just fooling yourself.

Girls like u are those who weep in sorrow after marriage, continue, if u will even cross Naija border in your life time.

Mr man do I look like one of those your local girls? One word for you, I can see how poverty has eaten up your brain. By your choice of words I know your level. Fool don't know who I am.

foxxynik:

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For whatever ratiocination that you have got...I pray that ur beauty shld find a good african man to settle with...coz the rate at which the white record divorce is very alarming and u won't cope with it....
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Just consider what ever deductions dat u've come up with...and make a good choice so as to be happy the rest of ur live with the man that will cherish you!

God bless you

Their:
Reasons Why You Should Not Get Married To A Nigerian Man

It is no doubt that Nigerian men make wonderful lovers; they are sweet, kind, thoughtful, maybe not very romantic but romantic still and good in bed too. It is also no doubt that these men are very rare to come by in Nigeria. Maybe by default or societal conditioning, most Nigerian men are so not it; they are egoistic, chauvinistic and make terrible husband materials. You wonder why I think Nigerian men; at least most of them, won't make good husbands, read the reasons listed below:

-They Are Chauvinists: pardon the strong word "chauvinists" but Nigerian men prefer to stick to their bias opinion about women and their responsibilities in the home. The take the "head" duty way too serious and often push the women aside expecting them to follow their will and do as they say. If you marry a Nigerian man, you will probably end up as the less important voice in the home or wherever the man rather than as a partner you are to him.

- They Are Polygamous In Nature: In Nigeria, some men believe men are entitled to as many women as they can handle and so, they are free to marry more than one wife or have affairs with other women. With a Nigerian man, it is never certain that you will be the only woman in his life. To save yourself the heartbreaks of discovering condoms and hotel receipts in his pocket or worse, finding out he has secret children, please do not marry a Nigerian man.

- They Are Not Romantic: you want flowers, a guy to follow you to the salon, exotic lunches, dinners, vacations, chocolates and breakfast in bed? Then, a Nigerian man is not the man you should marry. They often consider these things as cheesy and unneccesary. Maybe they will try on your birthdays and valentine's day (that's if they don't come up with excuses to forget). The most romantic thing some Nigerian men will ever get for you is packs of food from an eatery or drinks and few back/foot rubs just right before sex.

- You Will Be A Nanny To A Grown Man: if God blesses you with a Nigerian man and a somehow scattered one, you are in soup. You've just graduated to being a nanny to a full grown man. You will pick his socks, shirts and what not after him when he gets back from work, even flush the toilet when he's done. Be ready to face a sulking man if the food is not ready on time or you try to get him to do something for you when his favourite game or tv show is on. You will have to pet and stroke his ego almost all the time to make him happy.

- They Have The Wife Beating Syndrome: either by societal conditioning or home training, some Nigerian men believe it is very normal to hit a woman; that is the only way to put them back on track when they are wrong. It is no secret that some Nigerian men will beat their wives and feel no regret about it; it is somehow the woman's fault the man is so angry to the extent he has to hit her. If you're not ready to lose your fine skin to the itchy palms of a man, please steer clear of Nigerian men.

Nigerian men are also good liars. They smoke and drink heavily and blame it on the society's deteriorating condition; they have to "keep body and soul together". Many Nigerian men have money problem; it is either they are misers or heavy spenders. Some prefer to show off the wealth they do not possess by living way beyond their standards. And the most annoying part is that many Nigerian men are Mr nice guy in public and Mr stingy in their homes which you will agree is not a very attractive trait especially in someone you want to spend the rest of your life with.

I know by now, some guys are already hissing and cursing me probably but it is undeniable that many Nigerian guys have terrible attitudes that make them really undesirable husband materials. I mean, it is tough enough we have to cope with the many issues in the country, men problems should not be added to our weighty wahala. We deserve men who understand us (at least to a reasonable extent), shower us with the affection we need, pamper us and make us feel very special and loved but how many Nigerian men can beat their chests that they can be the man of our dreams or at least, part of the dreams?!!


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you said it all. It will take the grace of God for me to settle down with a black African, especially a yoruba from Nigeria. Reason best known to me

Taylor86:
see somebody grandfather dey claim 29


what is he even celebrating after his numerous REDCARDS

person wey dey use REDCARD cook soup

guy you wicked

Tor we don hear

Nigeria dey action time now.

suwailad:
Nothing go happen, but if by chance it just comes to pass, the new APC govt. should arrest this man and query him.

imagine yourself.

SeverusSnape:
Oh!...The beautiful wife of a CERTIFICATELESS ILLITERATE.

The first Lady wannabe of a DESPOTIC TYRANT.

She's a MiLF...(for those who know what I mean)
All the same, Mama peace we know, Mama peace we want!!!

To those of you about to throw insults, Please keep it coming, It will be fun retaliating.

kai I fear ur mouth.

Too bad. Sorry kid

Tallesty1:
I am not saying that you lied of but I don't believe it.



BTW, the gift was for who?

I bought it for my sweetheart because he has done a lot more than this to me. Its not easy to give out such kind of gift but he worth it anyway. My birthday is next month and he is planing to change my car like he always does. Luv is sweet

SambisaaForest:
and you think life in your sh1thole is better? what is life expectancy in your "paradise?" a miserable 46 years compared with 64 years in Ghana your dustbin country needs more help than Ghana

why are you angry

Tallesty1:
When will Nigeria girls start giving expensive birthday gifts?

I bought a gold Rolex wrist watch worth 7.2m. We girls rock just that all hands are not equal, we all have our time.

She's ok but not hot.

My dear Ghana big Brother Nigeria got your back so stop the hating. Nigeria helping on credit as we always do, so why feeling bad? Anyway don't worry Nigeria is not buying your country. But we are ready if you guys will be in need of a country to privatise the whole of ghana to. If we don't help you guys who will. Naija for life