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Crime / Re: Gospel Singer Stabs Boyfriend To Death Over Dream by maylisa(f): 11:41am On Mar 20, 2015
I wonder why some yoruba people takes dream so serious. If my friend waka see snake that means one enemy somewhere they pursue her, that day all her families. Even the Imam and alfas hear it. Na prayer tins be dat. RIP to the dead
Family / Re: I Confronted My Dad For Slapping My Mum, And Got Slapped In Return by maylisa(f): 10:28am On Mar 20, 2015
dahmie2013:
U're just angry dats y u're asking 4 such. I'll only ask u 2 ask God 2 help u manage d situation, instead of seeking revenge. As 4 ur mum, its so painful such a thing had 2 happen 2 her, console her, but if d thing becomes a repeated actn, I'll advise u find a place 4 her 2 stay so he doesn't kill her. My mum has been in abj 4 over 10yrs nw, cos of work&I thank God 4 dat cos, she might have died 4rm battery. Even now dat she's planning her retirement, we her children are planning 2 get a place 4 her in Akure so our fada doesn't kill her 4 us. I can relate perfectly with ur situatn, just trust God, even myself I'm just begging God 2 get enof money 2 get an apartment&live on my own with my siblings till dey each get married. Staying with him is a nightmare. Urs doesn't sound like its not a constant thing like mine, nywys don't take ny actn nw cos u're angry, ask God 4 peace cos ny actn u take, u might regret cos u did it in anger.

It is well!
wisdom
Family / Re: Churches And Wedding Wahala. What Is Your Take On This? by maylisa(f): 12:04am On Mar 19, 2015
Stop wasting time; go to court register your marriage and impregnate her. But before you do this, you have to change where you worship.

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Romance / Re: She Always Felt Guilty After Romance. by maylisa(f): 11:55pm On Mar 18, 2015
Have patients your lady will surface, allow her take her leave because she is simply not your kind.
Phones / Re: Smartphone Thieves Will Hate This New Android 5.1 Update. by maylisa(f): 3:47pm On Mar 18, 2015
okoyemike:


You need not sweat dear. Ask your bf to get another.
my dear I bought it my hard earned money.
Politics / Re: Why Did Amaechi Interrupt Buhari During That Interview? by maylisa(f): 3:24pm On Mar 18, 2015
eyeview:
What you saw brought to the fore is a reflection of what has been happening behind the scene.
At the front is buhari but the real rulers will be tinubu, amechi,saraki and some few of them.
At the front is an expired man bereft of modern ideas but packaging him as new are men like those earlier mentioned.
At the front is a man believed to be corrupt free cpapable of tackling corruption,but behind are the most corrupt men like those earlier mentioned.
He's just the puppet,the 'real mccoy' are those niggers behind.
1000 likes for you.
Fashion / Re: Nairalanders Please What Do You Make Of This Hairdo? by maylisa(f): 1:13am On Mar 16, 2015
At this time of the night, it it that u guys don't sleep?
Phones / Re: Smartphone Thieves Will Hate This New Android 5.1 Update. by maylisa(f): 11:03am On Mar 15, 2015
Why now, after my Samsung galaxy edge was stolen on Tuesday. cry
Travel / Re: Breathtaking Places You Never Knew Existed(photos) by maylisa(f): 8:15am On Mar 14, 2015
Heaven on earth.
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of The Day: He's Lifting Up His 'holy' Hands In Church by maylisa(f): 11:38am On Mar 13, 2015
englishmart:
he's definitely from ogoja....
They can bleach even with acid.
who told u ogoja guys bleach?
Politics / Re: Power Supply To Worsen In The Coming Days by maylisa(f): 11:33am On Mar 13, 2015
AV not seen Nepa light for abt a week now.

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Politics / Re: ISIS Trains Boko Haram Fighters, Says Jonathan by maylisa(f): 8:21am On Mar 13, 2015
America causing nightmares to Nigerians. It must surely come to an end.

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Education / Re: A School Inside A Container In Port-harcourt by maylisa(f): 8:13am On Mar 13, 2015
Nice one
Politics / Re: Adamawa Now Free Of Boko Haram — Nigerian Army by maylisa(f): 11:45pm On Mar 12, 2015
How long would it last? I don't believe in this present Nigeria. God bless lipsrsealed
Celebrities / Re: Popular Nigeria International Singer, Nneka, Blast Jonathan On CNN by maylisa(f): 8:42am On Mar 05, 2015
kilokeys:
she sings terrible songs...

if i were nigerians she would sell just four copies

one bought by her father, mother, miserable bf and she might buy the last one


edit: she could collabo with the likes of etcetera.. i think they would do well as bloggers.


dem talk say make all the animals wey get horn (nosa, bez, asa, timi dakolo) come meeting, snails (nneka and her likes) dey show face


she likens herself to fela?.. would fela sit to be interviewed on CNN by oyibo?
she isn't half as legend as fela.. she should stop famzing (sic)

i go lay two guinea fowl egg if this chic wins a grammy
you get bad mouth o.
Religion / Re: No Prophecy About Election Postponement by maylisa(f): 11:28am On Feb 08, 2015
Only TB Joshua saw it.
Celebrities / Re: Osita Iheme Receives Special Prayers From Catholic Priest (photo) by maylisa(f): 9:13am On Feb 08, 2015
The prist looks like mercy Johnson's husband.
Crime / Re: Man Held For Making Love To 98 Year Old Grandma by maylisa(f): 11:10pm On Feb 07, 2015
bayocanny:

Hahaha fall from ewedu tree, u wan use laff tear my belle on this your comment
Wicked geh!!!
Na true Na, Na such pple dey make Nigeria no dey gree go fwd.
Politics / Re: Deadlock As INEC Recs Give Jega Conditions For Poll Shift - PremiumTimes by maylisa(f): 11:06pm On Feb 07, 2015
Oceemo:
seems u are in d same shoe wit me I am tired news for kids. This is d time d want 2 engage boko haram after d pvc collecting complain was not working old fools think we are fools like them. Animals in craze man skin.
Am not a supporter of any party but I think PDP is behind all.
Crime / Re: Man Held For Making Love To 98 Year Old Grandma by maylisa(f): 9:43pm On Feb 07, 2015
Cut the cap of his joy stick.
Politics / Re: Deadlock As INEC Recs Give Jega Conditions For Poll Shift - PremiumTimes by maylisa(f): 9:09pm On Feb 07, 2015
I hate hearing news of this election. Tired of their manipulative bull-shit
Car Talk / Re: Trailer Crushes Pregnant Woman, 3 Others In Delta State by maylisa(f): 7:44pm On Feb 04, 2015
RIP to the dead and may the lord have mercy on us the living.

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Religion / Re: Small signs to show The End Is Coming by maylisa(f): 3:19pm On Feb 01, 2015
brocab:
Well its true the end is coming and believers are not watching.
Mark 13-The lord said: watch.

No-one seems to believe any more, they are just living their everyday life's, either with the lord or without him.

Cards with chips are so far advanced they can track you from all angles.

The largest Computer on this planet is called the beast.
A number one control system, has the ability to brainwash all ages. setting their minds on a false reality.

Cameras are watching you on every corner, on the straight, even the highways etc.

Technology is that far advanced even televisions are watching you, when switch on, but not playing.

Satan's plan is to control every city, every country and every nation.

Cartoons, about daffy duck, showed the twin towels burning before it happen, other cartoons show different signs and wonders..

Movies can be used as warning signs, as evil as it may sound, but watch.

Deep impact, Armageddon were used as a tool, because on Sep 23-24 2015 in real life a large meteorite is heading towards earth.
Deep impact Armageddon movies, last minute warnings were given from Government-leaders, that so many died from the panic to run.
2012 movie, there came the end of the world, as the tidal wave smashed through the land, while volcanoes were irrupting.fire balls were flying in all directions.

Matthew 24-37, the lord say's on his return, it will be like in the day of Noah, Luke 17:28-38, and in the days of lot.

Today what warning, do these people received, before the disasters struck.

Who gave Japan warning when the wave hit, how many 1000's died.

When the wave hit Thailand, who gave them the last minute warning?
No-one.
There are many different movies showing many other disasters happening around our globe.
When will it happen, who knows-but its coming. Watch.

People don't realise the Lord has open a door for us the watch, given us these signs and wonders through movies, cartoons, media, and bible scriptures, Matthew 24- Mark 13- and Luke 24 so we know the end is near.

Satan's plan is to destroy our nations. Governments who are under the illuminati their plan is to destroy 95% of the worlds population, so without warnings given, Mother nature has done the job for them.
Climate Changes, chem-trials are sprayed into our airways prisoning us everyday, and people are not watching.
Marshal law, Agenda 21, is used as a control system, the meteorite faery Sep 23-24-2015 maybe the start of marshal law in the USA.

Fema camps have been built around our globe, under the Marshal law act, you have no right to be free.
Guillotines have been put in place, for those who refuse to come under the new world order.
In some countries they are now in use.

Leaders from every nation, will soon come under the new world religion.
Roman Catholic's, Catholic's, Jehovah witnesses, Mormons, Muslim's, even pentecostal preachers-pastors Freemasons, are joining together, becoming one nation-one religion.

The Pope's word's were Jesus is not the only way to Heaven.

Churches across the nations have twisted and turned bible scriptures, so their many 1000's of followers will end up in Hell.
Rich pentecostal Preachers-Pastors,are twisting and turning bible scriptures-robbing God through tithes and offerings.

One of the 10 commandments.
They shall not steal, setting a bad example towards God's people, building mega Churches and large mansions ,cars, motor cycles and aeroplanes by the dozens, Satan's plan for these wolves in sheep's clothing, so the rich become richer.

The Music industry is controlled by the illuminati, Freemasons, live music showing demonic signs and wonders across our globe so our young become under the brainwashing of Satan's plan.
And its working.

WATCH.....
Jesus Christ is Lord.


God bless you.














God bless you.







Romance / Re: 7 Signs Your Man Only Wants Sex And Not Love by maylisa(f): 11:05am On Jan 29, 2015
FACT
Celebrities / Re: Throw Back Pictures Of Mo Hit Record by maylisa(f): 7:15pm On Jan 26, 2015
Deejavuu:
Chaii see Ikechukwu and Donjazzy head shocked

Kswitch be looking like wallgecko... cheesy cheesy

Throwback of life.... smiley


#Surulere#
babe u wicked@ kswitch grin
Politics / Re: Zahra Buhari: Security Should Come First Not GMB's Certificate by maylisa(f): 2:07pm On Jan 26, 2015
MuguliciousMUGU:
Who gave zahria buhari the phone to type this nonsense on twitter? What does she know about politics?

She should focus on her photoshop pictures which she would use to attract guys that would lead to a standing oviation and increase the demand for vaseline in the market and forget about politics...

I hope she has her waec result too? We don't wanna hear stories that can touch..


GEJ till 2019
Judiciary till 3019(for buhari waec)
Nairaland till 4019 if possible.
wicked grin

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Family / Re: Parents Of Girl Who Kidnapped Herself Disown Her.(pic) by maylisa(f): 1:28pm On Jan 25, 2015
Ayesha01ad:

Maybe u'll give birth to an albino because of ur discrimination
I forbid your words. I wasn't discriminating God forgive me if I sound that way. Am just angry with the so called boyfrien.d
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo's Boyfriend, Mike Godson, Sends Her Lovely Message by maylisa(f): 1:21pm On Jan 25, 2015
That Aint love. I see him As a gold digger
Family / Re: Parents Of Girl Who Kidnapped Herself Disown Her.(pic) by maylisa(f): 12:18pm On Jan 25, 2015
AreaFada2:
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Chai Lisa, you dey talk sex this early Sunday morn morn, na only you waka come?

You talk wetin me I talk too.

It must have been just fear of losing him considering difficulties getting another as an albino.

The guy just used her anyhow.
The parents should pity her.
I wish her parent will understand and forgive her due to her problem but I am not 100% sure the guy truly loves her.

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Family / Re: Parents Of Girl Who Kidnapped Herself Disown Her.(pic) by maylisa(f): 11:49am On Jan 25, 2015
In such a case am sure the guy is good sexually and with the fact that she is an albino and the he goat accepted her the they way she is. How many of nairaland guys get mind fit marry albino? Sorry for them. cool
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities Who Were Victims Of Sexual Abuse (Photos) by maylisa(f): 7:10pm On Jan 23, 2015
queebeediva:
Is ice prince a christian guy? Anyway sorry ya all for your experiences I thank God for my papa I dare not misbehave or allow misbehave dare me I wan die?
Ice prince is a Christian from jos, he is lantang by tribe.
Food / Re: The Giant Scaly Fish That Stephanie Okereke Saw by maylisa(f): 4:13pm On Jan 23, 2015
remsonik:
Yummy.. shocked....barbecued fish with cucumbers and some fruit salad, eaten by the beach or pool grin
you've said it all.

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