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BusinessPlan22:
You think everything can be explained logically. Fool

Somethings can be explained illogically for dummies like you.

Bluezy13:
Maynman is your name right ?
I am the Psychiatrist
A good Samaritan by name "bluezy13" brought you here. He said he bundled you off the street and you almost bit his fingers.

Can you remember the cause of your madness ?
How is your brain ?

You’ve memorised your encounters perfectly.

Tell me more bitter lunatic.

kollinzgee:
I am 29 now and i have being masturbating since the age 16,that is about 15 years,sometimes i do it for about 3 times daily for 15 good years so trust me i know the truths ,lies, fact and fictions and also the advantages and disadvantages forget what some religious leaders and so fake philosopher are saying and that is what i will be dissecting here on this thread,trust me they are so many lies out there even by religious leaders.

1) masturbation does not reduce your self confidence dont be fooled by peoples philosophy,i masturbate alot but trust me i can approach any woman i like without fear worst she will do is say no to me and life goes on and trust me i have managed to bed some few pretty ladies.. ,as a music artiste i can face the crowd and perform and also give speech audience if need be,if you lack confidence you lack confidence masturbation has nothing to do with it wake up people.

2) masturbation doesnt make you loose interest in women,even though i masturbate alot am i still very much interested in women because nothing is sweeter than pussy on earth,there is a huge difference between masturbating and having sex the feeling of sex is real and emotional,if i have the option of pussy and masturbation i will always chose pussy because its real.

3) masturbation doesnt cause low sperm count or watery sperm,even scientist have proven that ,there was a time i had a serious typhoid and during that period i didnt masturbate for about 2 weeks because you cant be seriously sick and still have libido,when i got well i went back to masturbate since i was single back then no girl to knack, that period they amount of semen i release was something else,it was so thick and much that my trousers keep soaking over and over that i felt embarrassed.

4) masturbation doesnt cause hair loss forget all that lies,my hair is still more intact than even many guys that dont do it. and bard every 8 days.

5) come to think of it for fuk sake masturbation is not different from sex,biologically its still friction berween two flesh just like dick and pussy.so why do people see it as more dangerous than sex

6) women cannot control you easily because you are not a sex freak,imagine a world were women have becoming so wicked and manipulative,they have weaponised sex as tool to control men and milk them of money.in this senario men who masturbate have an upper hand over men who dont.if my girl brings up any drama and denies me sex i simply go and masturbate to aviod shit.
For married men if your wife just put to bed and your have to let let her rest for months to recover how do you satisfy urge do you cheat on your wife or masturbate?which one is a better option?

What are the disadvantages?

Bluezy13:
Oya, go back to your chains.
Play is over
The psychiatrist will attend to you from now on.

Slave, you are the one in love with your chains.

No wonder, Psychiatrists has rejected your case, bitter lunatic.

Bluezy13:
You are absolutely correct !
At least you still have a tiny sense to know exactly how to describe yourself.
Keep it up.

Tell me more bitter lunatic

johnw47:
insaneo as can be



Mar_3:29  but whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit never has forgiveness, but is guilty of an eternal sin


see you later oh most dum mad one

Worthless jewish slave and his smelling momma.

Legbegbe 6:66—It shall not be well with Yahweh worshippers, including their deranged son of man and ESPECIALLY their imbecil.e HOLY SPIRIT, nothing good shall come their way.

Go and worship your jewish god, mentally ill illiterate like your FATHER!

Bluezy13:


My dear, a madman does not know that he is mad naw... I don't expect you to agree.

My friend, a bitter lunatic doesn’t know he is suffering from lunacy… I don’t expect a mentally ill illiterate to agree

Bluezy13:
So, now you're agree you are a happy madman.
Anyways, I'm not a madman, let alone a sad one.
Carry your madness alone

Bitter lunatic indeed, I’m not a madman.

Carry your lunacy alone.

johnw47:
dum dum apparently your book only has about 4 verses

Mat_12:32  "Whoever speaks a word against the Son of Man, it shall be forgiven him; but whoever speaks against the Holy Spirit, it shall not be forgiven him, either in this age or in the age to come.

And is that affecting you and your smelling momma?


Surely, it’s a only an UNFORTUNATE JEWISH SLAVE that will blaspheme against me the owner of your father life which i can take anytime.


Legbegbe 6:66—It shall not be well with Yahweh worshippers, including their deranged son of man and ESPECIALLY their imbecil.e HOLY SPIRIT, nothing good shall come their way.

Bluezy13:
I guess you just learned the word "comprehend" this morning
You've been repeating it over and over.
And you are happy. It is good you are happy.
Even a madman can be happy for no just reason

Says a sad mentally ill illiterate.

Bluezy13:
you're clearly sick in the head.
I'm very sure that you don't even understand what you just wrote.

You’re a mentally ill illiterate, what do I expect?

Bluezy13:
Don't worry about me. Take care of your brain first.

Nobody is worried about an illiterate, comprehend first!

Ass 1:12: for there are many Murderers and Rapist. Their father and his imbecil.e HOLY SPIRT are empty barrels and nonentities and all together they are deranged homophiles.

Bluezy13:
My friend, there is nothing like "mentally ill illiterate".
I'm trying to correct you, you're misbehaving the more.

Says a mentally ill illiterate, what do I expect?

Bluezy13:
Calm down, re-trace your steps, you'll see where you misbehaved.
Just calm down.

Listen to your advice and comprehend.

Jewish slave quoting his masters books

Wakanda 5:4— because they are basing their miserable lifes on random books with UNKNOWN AUTHORS they and their family will be unfortunate till DEATH!

Bluezy13:
That's right.
The same thing a "mentally ill illiterate" will say.
I'm glad you now understand how dumb you're. I did not waste my time after all.

Says a mentally ill illiterate.

Awon pastorpreneurs lol

Bluezy13:
Then why is someone like me pointing out your lack of understanding of a simple...very simple question ?

Don't bother answering because you'll answer something totally off too.

You are pointing out your confusion because you lack comprehension and guess what, it’s not my fault.

Bluezy13:
The same thing a daft student would say.

The same thing a mentally ill illiterate will say.

Bluezy13:
You still ended up staying nothing.

Persons like you would fail an examination: instead of trying to find out why you failed...what you wrote wrongly, you'll blame the lecturer.

Not my fault you lack comprehension.
People like you won’t even qualify to sit for exam.

Such a worthless jewish slave

Wakanda 5:4— because they are basing their miserable lifes on random books with UNKNOWN AUTHORS they and their family will be unfortunate till DEATH!

Bluezy13:
A simple question is asked, you started explaining something totally off the question.

Is dyeing of hair a lie or not, you're instead categorizing lying by reason for the lie.

If you can’t comprehend what i said it’s not my fault.

Lying is not bad, the intentions behind it is the main thing.

Wakanda 5:5— as bitter as bitter leaf, your life will be much more bitter, you’ll have no reason to LAUGH, your live will be full of sorrow and agony.

johnw47:
oh duh most dum one, my praising the Lord is not for you, so funny, so dum

Mat_12:32  "Whoever speaks a word against the Son of Man, it shall be forgiven him; but whoever speaks against the Holy Spirit, it shall not be forgiven him, either in this age or in the age to come.

Jewish slave, I’m quoting my own holy bible how does that affect you and your smelling momma?

Ass 1:12: for there are many Murderers and Rapist. Their father and his imbecil.e HOLY SPIRT are empty barrels and nonentities and all together they are deranged homophiles.

johnw47:
poor scared evil one, you post to me but are to fearful to mention me:

rev 21:8 But the cowardly, unbelieving, abominable, murderers, sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars shall have their part in the lake which burns with fire and brimstone; which is the second death.

Dejected unfortunate slave, jannyboy son of a smelling momma, “didn’t you also post to me” but you are too timid and good for nothing to mention me.

Legbegbe 6:66—It shall not be well with Yahweh worshippers, including their deranged son of man and ESPECIALLY their imbecil.e HOLY SPIRIT, nothing good shall come their way.
Your father, satan is a Liar, The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's also a hypocrite and it’s lies that killed him and soon his brainwashed followers!

Lying is not the problem, the intention behind the lie is the main thing.

If because of jealousy or madness your friends want to kill you and they ask which route you are taking, it will be wise to lie and give them a wrong direction.

Legbegbe 4:19–20– Your lord is Satan, a Rapist and a Murderer, he’s long dead and useless and only found in jewish Fictions.
Your father, satan is a Liar, The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's also a hypocrite and it’s lies that killed him and soon his brainwashed followers!

Qatar2022:
Answer me direct

You’ll get both direct and indirect answers here, and if you not careful, you too will be part of those giving answers when ED handle you
https://www.nairaland.com/5223408/masturbation-quitting-challenge-thread/1053

Wakanda 5:5— as bitter as bitter leaf, your life will be much more bitter, you’ll have no reason to LAUGH, your live will be full of sorrow and agony.

johnw47:
Ecclesiastes 7:6
For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool



^^ very clearly satanic verses

Mat 12:31 Therefore I say unto you, Every sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men; but the blasphemy against the Holy Spirit shall not be forgiven.

Rev_20:15  And if anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire

Most worthless jewish slave


Ass 1:12: for there are many Murderers and Rapist. Their father and his imbecil.e HOLY SPIRT are empty barrels [/b]and nonentities and [b]all together they are deranged homophiles.
Legbegbe 6:66—It shall not be well with Yahweh worshippers, including their deranged son of man and ESPECIALLY their imbecil.e HOLY SPIRIT, nothing good shall come their way.

Qatar2022:
Yiu can't answer a simple question

You’ll get alot of answers here
https://www.nairaland.com/5223408/masturbation-quitting-challenge-thread/1053