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CHAI

CHAI

When you buy 50 litres of petrol at the rate of N200 per litre and your grandmother pours it away to fetch rainwater.

Our schools don dey advance small small now, some don't do that anymore

DEATH KE? koju ma ribi...

Its a sorry case for MTN

Eleyi gidi gan

everything goes as it has be written

j4sure:
HER FEATURE HUSBAND WILL ENJOY HER

did u just say her [b]FEATURE HUSBAND [b]?

j4sure:
HER FEATURE HUSBAND WILL ENJOY HER

did u just say her [b]FEATURE HUSBAND [b]?

Its no time for feigning anymore!!! - am so sick of it.
Henceforth, between me and some folks/activities out there, am pretty sure one of the underlisted processes will happen: DISCONNECTION
CONNECTION or
RECONNECTION
There are some folks/activities which I have been associating myself with but I now discovered that they are poison to my soul, and so hurting that am compelled to let go of their venom... am sorry to announce DISCONNECTION from such.
To those activities/people I ought to be yolked with but am yet to do so... CONNECTION process is taking place right now.
And for those amazing things I used to do before but I do them no more and/or the good people I used to connect with before but eventually the link got broken along the line... Am agog to announce RECONNECTION
So Help Me God {amen}.

NairalandDotOrg:
Wow..
It's my birth day!

Good luck will follow all the people that will use their 'like button' to wish me happy birthday.
This month of November must be the month of their testimony.

HAPPY BIRTH DAY BRO

2day is my birthday also... Hapi birthday 2 us bros

It is believed that LEGENDS are born in the month of November, am so happy to be a November born.
May i live long in good health, God's blessings, favor, grace, riches, mercy and goodness shall follow me all the days of my life {amen}

We shall all enter 2016 with loads of blessings & joy, none of our family/friends will varnish with 2015 {amen}

Thank u all my e-family (nairalanders).

Happy Birthday To Me.

How many likes for my pics....

The boy wished he has legs but he wasn't chanced so he make a drawing of him having legs on the floor.... this is touching.

How many likes for this sharp guy..

Cc: RoyalRoy
FP

This is to inform all candidates of UI that University of Ibadan (UI) Merit Admission List is out. The released First Batch Admission List features the names of candidates offered Provisional Admission to study various Undergraduate courses in the University for the 2015/2016 Academic Session.

How To Check UI Admission List

Checking University of Ibadan First Batch Admission List does not require any payment, no scratch card and no login is required before you can check it.

Post UTME candidates are to visit http://admissions.ui.edu.ng to access the Admission List.

IMPORTANT NOTICE!

The school highligthed that Change of course will be announced later, and also warned that candidates should not do business with fraudsters who are collecting money to facilitate change of course for University of Ibadan.

CONGRATS.
source: www.lumenforum..com

The management of Moshood Abiola Polytechnic, MAPOLY has released the 1st Batch Admission List of successful candidates who have been offered Provisional Admission for the 2015/2016 Academic Session. All candidates that took part in the Post UTME Screening test conducted by MAPOLY are hereby adviced to check their Admission Status on the school's website.

How To Check MAPOLY Admission Status:

First, visit the MAPOLY Admission Status checking portal via this link: mapolyng.com/apply/index.php?p=login

Then enter your JAMB UTME Registration Number and your Password.

Lastly, click on the "login" button.
Congrats in Advance.
Source: www.lumenforum..com

About 12 students of Federal University of Technology Akure (FUTA) are set to benefit from the collabortion between FUTA and Florida Agricultural and Mechanical University (FAMU), Tallahassee, USA.
FAMU is recognized for providing a high standard and affordable education to many students who are helpless, the opportunity to fulfill their dream of getting a college degree and, also for fostering social and economic opportunity. These students are the 3rd set of students that will be benefiting from the collaboration, and they will be joining the American University to study various courses.

The names of the students are; Adegbulugbe Olugboyega, Abioye Festus, Titiloye Gbemileke, Adebisi Elijah (all of Civil Engineering); Egboh Joseph (Metallurgical and Materials Engineering); Ojo Peter (Electrical and Electronics Engineering) and, Ojo Elizabeth (Agricultural and Resource Economics).
Five more students will be joining them for the January 2016 resumption session.
Congrats.
source: lumenforum..com

As some candidates are yet to receive confirmation of admission from the school which they have written their post utme screening exam. The reason might be due to incorrect contact details supplied during the post utme registration (don't worry there is alternative).
You can check your admission status on Jamb's portal while still waiting to receive text from the school.

How To Check Your Admission Status
Click on the link below and when the link has taken you to the portal to check your admission status, all that is required of you is just to enter your Jamb Registration Number and then click "Check Admission Status", then wait for a while and Jamb will reply you if you have been offerred admission by any school.
Click on this link to check your admission status now www.jamb.org.ng/postregistrationefacility/CheckAdmissionStatus.aspx?id=C9137358-E0F1-48E0-9095-2084437B4D5F
source: www.lumenforum..com

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Have been alerted that some candidates are yet to receive confirmation of admission from the school which they have written their post utme screening exam. The reason might be due to incorrect contact details supplied during the post utme registration (don't worry there is alternative).
You can check your admission status on Jamb's portal while still waiting to receive text from the school.

How To Check Your Admission

Status Click on the link below and when the link has taken you to the portal to check your admission status, all that is required of you is just to enter your Jamb Registration Number and then click "Check Admission Status", then wait for a while and Jamb will reply you if you have been offerred admission by any school.
Click on this link to check your admission status now www.jamb.org.ng/postregistrationefacility/CheckAdmissionStatus.aspx?id=C9137358-E0F1-48E0-9095-2084437B4D5F

source: www.lumenforum..com

The Obafemi Awolowo University TY-led Student's Union Government has set a remarkable history as it announce the union's completion of payment of school fees for indigene students.
These students benefited from the student's union scholarship scheme program which about 85 students benefited from.
The Public Relations Officer of the union, in person of comrade Ojedokun Emmanuel who made this known via his facebook account expressed that this was to seal and execute their promise which was made at the pre election and during the election period. He also attest that the welfare of the students would not in whatsoever be sacrificed for a stable academic calendar and also called for the immediate renovation of the hostels to stop the unhealthy lifestyle lived by some students living in the hostel.
Also,the Vice President of the union is said to be working on an on-going tutorial mostly for the 100level students to address the issue mass failure and offer academic welfarism.
www.lumenforum..com

The latest information reaching LumenForum on LASPOTECH has it that the authority of Lagos State Polytechnic, (LASPOTECH), has released the results of the 2015 Post-UTME Screening Examination.

Steps on How to Check LASPOTECH Post UTME Result:
STEP 1. Candidates are to check and print their results by visiting the Lagos State Polytechnic result checking portal via this link https://admission.mylaspotech.edu.ng

STEP 2. Enter your Username and Password in the spaces provided, then click on "Login" to access your result.

LumenForum Which You Success.
source: www.lumenforum..com

The Federal University Lafia has released the names of the successful candidates that has been given provisional admission.
The authority FULAFIA has released the first batch admission list and hereby adviced candidates to check for their names on the school's website.
To check your name kindly open link below to access the page where the names have been posted
www.fulafia.edu.ng/new/index.php/2015-07-29-13-51-52/2015-09-08-10-44-54/first-list-admission
GOODLUCK.
source: www.lumenforum..com

The Federal University of Technology, Minna, has withdrawn 28 students for poor performance and being absent for two semester examinations.
The approval for the withdrawal of the students was given during the 398th meeting of the university Senate.
The analysis shows that 8 of the students were from the Department of Risk Management and Development Studies; 15 were from the faculty of Engineering, 2 were from the department of Animal Production, 1 student each from the department of Geology, Estate Management and Valuation and Biochemistry.
One of the students was withdrawn due to overstayed studentship of maximum allowable periods of semesters; 4 were given voluntary withdrawal due to their absence in the first and second semester examination without official permission, while 23 were withdrawn due to poor academic performance.
The withdrawal of the students was contained in a statement issued by the office of the Public Relations Officer (PRO) of the University.
source: www.lumenforum..com

Graduating with a good grade from the university has a lot of benefits attached to it. This has made two (2) First Class Graduates of the University of Ilorin benefited from the Dr. Bukola Saraki's Scholarship Award Scheme. Both fortunate students, Adam Muhammad Ndakuku and Muhammad Abdullahi Tosin studied Law in UNILORIN. They are indigenes of Edu and Irepodun Local Government Area of Kwara state respectively.
While expressing his feeling, Saraki, the Senate President said: "Today I had the privilege of awarding two young Nigerians from the University of Ilorin with scholarships to Law School. I have always maintained that when the young people of our country succeed, we all succeed. I hope these scholarships will provide a little help to these two young men, as they journey down the right path to succeed in their spheres of engagement."
He then promised to extend the Humanitarian gesture to other promising ones among the less privileged Nigerian youths.
source: www.lumenforum..com

Registrar705:
University of ilorin (UNIILORIN) post-utme/ diploma/ pre-degree/ PGD 2015/2016 form is still on sales. School contact: (081-3124-1212) to apply and further admission assistance......

Please when will the form close?

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