Great, I have seen the ads on Facebook and now I'm seeing it here, it's time to try it out

cutecommend:
Some things look odd, but can take someone to hell...

(6) Being ashamed to walk with your Bible on the road can lead you to hell....

Are you sure about this?
Delivering what/when you're not sent is very very dangerous bro

His bill for the month is 300+ plus, he was owing 600+ before, hence the 1m bill jhoor

Good morning great farmers, please is there any farm for piggery available in Lagos and or Ibadan?

On getting there, after the interview session they now started with motivational talk my head picked signal sharp sharp, you will go for interview by 9am hoping to leave by 10 or 11am max..... but 3pm you are still there listening to motivational talk
I pity one man take came from Ogun state, thinking that he has hammer not knowing that it's still the same people Chai job seekers' eyes dey see plenri shit in dis country

pweetysugar:


Hello any feedback from goldconsult......

Please did anybody later went for the interview, I received a mail also that I have interview on Tuesday. Please anyone with a useful information

well play... laughing in Barça's tone

Naijaalive:
The Oyo state governor-elect, Seyi Makinde, has said the state cannot pay the new national minimum wage of N30,000 just signed into law by President Muhammadu Buhari.

Makinde in a report in Tribune published on Wednesday, May 1, said the federal governments should have allowed states to negotiate the new minimum wage for their workers as the condition of living varies from state to state.

Makinde told reporters in Abuja after attending the induction programme for returning and newly elected governors that he intends to negotiate with the Oyo state branch of the Nigeria Labour Congress (NLC) because the state could not afford to pay the amount.

He said the federal government lacks the power to impose a national minimum wage of states since Nigeria is a federation.

https://www.everyvibes.com.ng/2019/05/i-cannot-pay-30000-new-minimum-wage-seyi-makinde.html

gbefun

tendingNews:
A Slay Queen has depicted how babes eat when they go on a date with a guy and how they eat when they are at home.

She had to act posh and behave like the slay queen she is when she went out with her guy.

But when she got home, she became her real self and ate the real way she likes, removed her wig and balanced well.

Watch the video

Source: http://www.thefamousnaija.com/2019/04/how-girls-eat-on-date-vs-how-they-eat.html?m=1

...thinking about this....

Saffi:
As a woman, if you have ever bought a love machine, you will understand the joy and happiness that is entering her soul as she is holding the toy with pride. It’s a magical invention that will never depart from my life as long as I’m living.


I would advise all women to buy at least one sexxx toy in their life, you will then realise how many men are parading around with useless pricks, taking up unnecessary space in the world.

thanks to those that called to place their order, please do well to tell others about Lumen Data. love you all.

Rudiculous

End time meat

ebusnwaoma:
A Nigerian man took to Facebook to call out a restaurant for serving a friend a penis-like meat during a recent bus trip. Though he did't reveal the restaurant his friend was served the penis-like meat is located, however the Nigerian man who called out the restaurant wrote 'This penis was saved to my guy at restaurant'. 

Here are photos below;

https://unclesuru.com/2019/04/21/nigerian-man-calls-out-restaurant-for-serving-penis-like-meat/

LUMEN CONCEPTS brings you the best deal on data prices...
Due to the demand made by our able clients, we have now reviewed the prices of our data subscriptions


MTN Price slash
1GB = ₦500
2GB = ₦1,000
3GB = ₦1,500
4GB = ₦1,950
5GB = ₦2,450
10GB = ₦4,900
22GB = ₦10,750
30GB = ₦14,700
3 months validity period
To check balance *461*2*3*2#


GLO
2GB/1.84GB = ₦900
4.5GB = ₦1,850
7.2GB = ₦2,300
8.75GB = ₦2,750
12.5GB = ₦3,700
15.6GB = ₦4,600
25GB = ₦7,300
1 month validity period
To check balance *127*0#

Airtel
1.5GB = ₦900
3.5GB = ₦1,850
5.5GB +1GB = ₦2,350
To check balance *140#
1 month validity period
To check balance *140#


Call/Whatsapp 0.8.1.3.0.9.4.9.5.5.2
Click here to DM on whatsapp https:///2348130949552

Payment by Cash/Transfer/Bank Deposit

Payment with airtime also available

IF YOU WANT TO BE A RESELLER, YOU CAN MESSAGE US WELL

Lumen Concepts... We Are Here For You

that's one of the cons of online transactions, Nigerians scamming Nigerians.... have once been scammed also, before I start my own biz.
And I pray that all scammers will not know peace until they repent.

danie09:
Honest and swift response.
Was skeptical at first cos av beeb scammed by data sellers on nairaland.
But this guy is honest and very professional with bis response.

Thanks for attending to my ticket, the issue has been resolved, thanks to ogiri am grateful.

Emyo:


If this is true! You know how to go about? We have customer care agents here on nairaland? Didn't see your complain. Our email address is conspicuous enough, we are on WhatsApp with two lines and even on Facebook.

We are everywhere our customers would be for ease of resolving unavoidable challenges.

Thanks you always.

am not.... sent airtime to myself since 4 days ago and it didn't deliver, sent Glo 2gb to a customer since 5 days ago and it didn't deliver... you've done enough damage... when you fix your service delivery I can still consider you later

Emyo:
you are always welcome

it's late

Emyo:
Sincere apologies.

the whatsapp is always slow to respond. Now am having long time delivery issue whenever I send data to customers, now it keeps happening everyday, this is seriously annoying..... VexMood

Emyo:

Sorry about this, do you have the customer support WhatsApp number. It's an airtel line. They are 24/7 on WhatsApp ready to help you out in this kind of issue.

Chat them up, provide the effected phone numbers and they will advice you accordingly.

the whatsapp is always slow to respond. Now am having long time delivery issue whenever I send data to customers, now it keeps happening everyday, this is seriously annoying..... VexMood

Emyo:


Sorry about this, do you have the customer support WhatsApp number. It's an airtel line. They are 24/7 on WhatsApp ready to help you out in this kind of issue.

Chat them up, provide the effected phone numbers and they will advice you accordingly.

Please help me resolve this asap, have collected money from the new customer already, before the person started having a second thought please help me resolve this issue. Please please please.
My wallet phone number is 0.8.1.3.0.9.4.9.5.5.2 please don't let me lose my new customer and the potential referrals from him.....please oooo

Emyo:


Mr. Ayenika1, thanks for registering.
They would not be any more charge on your transactions as a member.

Same way your guarantor got paid, you too gets paid when you become someone else guarantor by sharing you referral link.

Save for first wallet funding... You won't get any other under funding.

Am a reseller of ogiri, I sent data to two persons yesterday Saturday 23rd of February, 2019 around 8pm, till this moment the data has not been delivered while my wallet has been charged already. The painful thing is that one of them is a new customer and having such issue isn't a good thing at all.

Emyo:

Picture of MTN prices as a guest.
It's cheaper when you register. Current price is N460 per GB.



Unbeatable GLO prices for reseller

This people keeps changing names... From Titanium -- Foreshore Consult --- and now they are Greenvile Consult


GREENVILE CONSULT
G
Greenvile Consult
to me
15 hours agoDetails
-------- Forwarded Message -------- From: Greenvile Consult greenvilec@gmail.com To: jonadab.odjomah@outlook.com Date: Wednesday, 20 February 2019, 10:46PM +0100 Subject: Fwd: GREENVILE CONSULT

Dear Applicant,

After a background check of your CV, you are hereby invited for an interview at one of the selected Centers in Lagos.

Date: FRIDAY 22 FEBRUARY 2019

Venue: Number 2, Akin Osiyemi street, First b
ank Bus stop, opposite sterling bank, Allen Avenue, Ikeja Lagos

Time: 10 AM PROMPT

Kindly come with a printed copy of this invitation, a pen and a print out of your updated CV as you will not be allowed in without it.

Note; that the invitation is a response to the a
pplication / CV you submitted which we are handling on behalf of our client and you can recourse to us if you did not apply for such position for us to manage your record properly.

Best Regards,
Greenvile consult.

08130949552

If you are yet to join, you can still do so now. When we reach 100 the training will kick start.
Thank you

wisemanj:
Nice idea I'm in

Check my signature and message me on whatsapp

In this life, if you're not informed you will be deformed!
FREELY I WAS TAUGHT AND FREELY I WILL TEACH OTHERS.
Some people have either registered or have been doing CPA but they are yet to earn from it while some people have been told that they will have to spend some money on CPA before they can earn very well. You don't need to spend before you can make money on CPA as there is a particular CPA Network that has every tools needed for free. Am organizing a FREE training session on whatsapp on how to get started and make a target of $300 in 3 weeks as a starter.
The training is absolutely FREE with FREE materials and mentoring given after the training. If you are interested just comment below or check my signature to message me on whatsapp. Whatsapp is chosen because it will be easier and convenient in terms of sending screenshots, quoting etc. When we are up to 100 in the group the training will start.

Have you written the Nigerian Navy DSSC aptitude test? Are you wondering what the next shortlist will be like? Here are few things to know:

1. The shortlist of successful candidates that passed the aptitude test is usually released like 7 to 10 days after the aptitude test.

2. The selection is based on a quota system which is according to state of origin including FCT.

3. Like 20-30 candidates are usually picked per state. E.g from all Osun state indigene that applied through out the federation only 20-30 candidates will make the shortlist, the same for all other states including FCT (see proof here http://dailypost.ng/2017/12/12/nigerian-navy-releases-list-shortlisted-candidates-2017-dssc/amp/ )

4. If you did not make the screening list it does not mean you did not do well in the aptitude test but smart people have taken over (if you know you know and if you don't know what I meant, don't ask me but you can ask a fellow Nigerian)

©Oyegoke Mayowa (Sir Isaac) Cares

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