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RomanceRe: Nairalanders Am Not Gay by mayorkent(m): 5:54pm On Dec 31, 2016
Consequences of pornography,
Uncle find your way back before it's too late
RomanceRe: Nigerian Video Vixen Goes Unclad To Promote Herself On Social Media (photos) by mayorkent(m): 5:51pm On Dec 31, 2016
She looks timid and scared.seems she just started
RomanceRe: How Sex Almost Cost Me My Life by mayorkent(m): 5:26pm On Dec 31, 2016
wisdomguy4u:
This is a true story of an unforgettable near death experience I had on the night of 24th December, 2015 that changed my life forever. I decided to share this story here again not because I want you to castigate me for my act (you can't castigate me more than I have castigate myself), but because I believe a lot of people will learn from it and thereby avoid the pitfall in the coming 2017.

It all began when I attended the night church service held in my village. I came a little late so I wasn't opportune to get a seat. I had to stand up for the mass. After standing in the cold for about an hour, my legs began to shiver, I decided to walk toward the church gate and back to stretch my near stiffed knees.

As I got to the gate, I stood for a while and then turn around to walk back when I heard a female voice from the dark corner of the gate; she said, "it's boring right? ". I walked toward her to get a clear view of who was talking; I saw a light skin girl sitting on a small flower pavement. I asked her "what's boring?". "The service , the night, everything" She replied. It was obvious she wanted us to have a conversation, so I quickly sat down beside her.

To cut the story short, from our little conversation I got to know that her name is Aderoke, her father is from Ogun state while her mother is from my village. She was born and brought up in lagos and can't speak or understand Igbo language (meanwhile the service was coordinate in igbo language). This was few things I was able to get from her before she told me she was shivering due to the cold. As a sharp guy i reasoned she wanted me to cuddle her, so I told her to draw closer so I can hold her. Without hesitation she moved closer and placed her head on my shoulder while I placed my hand around her waist.

Everything went so fast, before I could say "bingo!" We were already into deep romance: kissing and groping . In the climax of it all she held me and whisper in my ear " fuk me please". As I look around for a more hidden corner, a part of me was persuading me to control my urge that she could be an agent of darkness sent to destroy me, and another part of me was telling me not to lose the opportunity that she's just a lonely girl in need of some fun. I fell for the latter. I got a more hidden corner were we began to have it; first she bend low while I got on her back ; after awhile she suggested I sit on a pavement there while she climb on top.

Few minutes afterward, I felt a sudden sharp pain on my butt, I thought it was an ant or something similar, but the pain grew bigger. With a trembling voice I told her to stop and get down that I think something bit me, but she was so carried aways that she couldn't hear me out. As the pain kept increasing , I had to push her out of me . I stood up, flash my phone touch in the pavement and there was a long big snake rowed up . The strange girl screamed and ran away. By then I was already feeling dizzy and fainting, I managed to pull myself back into the church premises and disclose to someone that I have been bitten by a snake after which I lost conscious of myself. I heard I was even fuming from the mouth.

After 2 days of serious traditional treatment, I regained consciousness. When I was asked to explain how I got bitten by a snake in the church, I didn't know what to say. I can't believe I nearly lost my life because of a few minutes romp with a total stranger, it's a very shameful thing to tell your family. The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.

I believe God gave me a second chance for a reason. And I have sworn never to continue my careless lifestyle, I have given my life to God and anything premarital sex is not for me anymore. I know it's not easy to overcome temptation of premarital sex, but I believe with pray and determination we can overcome anything.

My fellow Nairalanders join me and thank God for my life, and at the same time learn from my story. For the seek of your family and loved ones, stop living a careless life . Stop sleeping around with strangers, so many people knowingly or unknowingly have spiritual spouse, some of who are viciously jealous . Sex is sweet , but life is sweeter. Try and live a safe life in 2017. I pray God see us all through in Jesus name: Amen!
fake story, like the 10th time am seeing this
EducationRe: How To Write An Industrial Training (IT) Report by mayorkent(m): 8:02am On Dec 31, 2016
Fraih:
yeah
hello,may I get that your report?
Education# by mayorkent(op):
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RomanceRe: Upload Your Pics Here by mayorkent(m): 7:38pm On Dec 30, 2016
Olori4Ayomie:
wat does that mean
means "the good ones".
PoliticsRe: Abbah Kyari Becomes The Youngest Assistant Commissioner Of Police In Nigeria by mayorkent(m):
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CelebritiesRe: Tekno Flaunts All His Awards In 2016 [PICS] by mayorkent(m):
Unrefined jealousy
Vickiweezy:
One headies award is worth more than 5 soundcity mvp awards, so tekno should not be flaunting shit.
No offense NL admin, but Soundcity's mvp award is almost the same thing as receiving award from nairaland undecided.
The entire show was wack, nobody came to receive their awards except tekno.
There were no special guest to even present the award that Nollywood actor, Ramsey noah had to present an award 2 times. sad
Other special guests (except Banky W & Adesua) who presented awards were total amatuers as most of them forgot which category they were presenting award to and were just stammering on stage.
The sound effect + coverage of the event was too poor, DJ Neptune was just adjusting the volume anyhow like he was playing with his remote in his house.
So, tekno stop bragging with 3 Scity mvps cos the award means nothing.
Though I feel for u after the impartial treatment given to you by the headies dis year, just don't try to show-off with an award of lesser value.
RomanceRe: Man Cancels Wedding In Anambra, A Day To D-Day After He Caught Fiancée Cheating by mayorkent(m): 9:33am On Dec 30, 2016
Girl self.and funny enough the other guy she is dating might not have plans to marry her
CrimeRe: Igbo And Fulani Clash In Enugu Over N100. Two Killed, Mosque Burnt by mayorkent(m): 8:00am On Dec 30, 2016
techlegs:
I think no life would had been lost if the "dagger" object was not involved. There was no need pulling a dagger over mere argument.

as soon as a dagger is involved, the tendency of someone losing his life through the dagger is high.
boss the dagger no be the problem, it's the mindset of the hausas, most of them believe that violence is the best way to solve a dispute.they carry a dagger for protection, they know they are HATED here in the south so anything can happen
CrimeRe: Igbo And Fulani Clash In Enugu Over N100. Two Killed, Mosque Burnt by mayorkent(m):
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CrimeRe: Igbo And Fulani Clash In Enugu Over N100. Two Killed, Mosque Burnt by mayorkent(m):
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CrimeRe: Igbo And Fulani Clash In Enugu Over N100. Two Killed, Mosque Burnt by mayorkent(m): 10:39pm On Dec 29, 2016
Onijagidijagan:
Not only hausas, fulanis...and yorubas
yeah bro
CrimeRe: Igbo And Fulani Clash In Enugu Over N100. Two Killed, Mosque Burnt by mayorkent(m):
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RomanceRe: Upload Your Pics Here by mayorkent(m): 8:07pm On Dec 29, 2016
Olori4Ayomie:
am new here
ndi oma ya!!!!!
CrimeRe: Police Brutality: How I Was Almost Shot Dead At Nkpo Junction On 26th December by mayorkent(m): 7:27pm On Dec 29, 2016
slex:
Oga its either you are a policeman or you are not living in Nigeria. I repeat, any policeman who maltreated, harass and frame innocent law abiding citizens shall meet his end untimely.
lol maybe my pops na police man,
SportsRe: PHOTOS: Fans Celebrates Arsenal Day In Okene by mayorkent(m): 7:24pm On Dec 29, 2016
Up arsenal
CrimeRe: Police Brutality: How I Was Almost Shot Dead At Nkpo Junction On 26th December by mayorkent(m):
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CrimeRe: Police Brutality: How I Was Almost Shot Dead At Nkpo Junction On 26th December by mayorkent(m): 6:38pm On Dec 29, 2016
EgunMogaji:
My braggadocious, superlative and in fact razzmatazz display of prowess and frankly grandiose command of her majesty's language is to be excused. Na pikin do me grin

This caricature of police brutality that is salaciously portrayed and the hullabaloo that emanates from such a grandiose and wanton dispaly does nothing but mountainously and titanically cause a discourse, a hullabaloo in the society.

We need the IGP to reign in his subordinates and we need the citizens to stop getting into hand to hand melee with armed civil servants.

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From Texas penal code. Yes Texas, much of Nigerians criminal and building laws are word for word lifted from American justice system which we follow.

Texas Penal Code § 38.14. Taking or Attempting to Take Weapon From Peace Officer, Federal Special Investigator, Employee or Official of Correctional Facility, Parole Officer, Community Supervision and Corrections Department Officer, or Commissioned Security Officer

(a) In this section:
(1) “Firearm” has the meanings assigned by Section 46.01.
(2) “Stun gun” means a device designed to propel darts or other projectiles attached to wires that, on contact, will deliver an electrical pulse capable of incapacitating a person.
(3) “Commissioned security officer” has the meaning assigned by Section 1702.002(5), Occupations Code.
(b) A person commits an offense if the person intentionally or knowingly and with force takes or attempts to take from a peace officer, federal special investigator, employee or official of a correctional facility, parole officer, community supervision and corrections department officer, or commissioned security officer the officer's, investigator's, employee's, or official's firearm, nightstick, stun gun, or personal protection chemical dispensing device with the intention of harming the officer, investigator, employee, or official or a third person.
(c) The actor is presumed to have known that the peace officer, federal special investigator, employee or official of a correctional facility, parole officer, community supervision and corrections department officer, or commissioned security officer was a peace officer, federal special investigator, employee or official of a correctional facility, parole officer, community supervision and corrections department officer, or commissioned security officer if:
(1) the officer, investigator, employee, or official was wearing a distinctive uniform or badge indicating his employment;  or
(2) the officer, investigator, employee, or official identified himself as a peace officer, federal special investigator, employee or official of a correctional facility, parole officer, community supervision and corrections department officer, or commissioned security officer.
(d) It is a defense to prosecution under this section that the defendant took or attempted to take the weapon from a peace officer, federal special investigator, employee or official of a correctional facility, parole officer, community supervision and corrections department officer, or commissioned security officer who was using force against the defendant or another in excess of the amount of force permitted by law.
(e) An offense under this section is:
(1) a felony of the third degree, if the defendant took a weapon described by Subsection (b) from an officer, investigator, employee, or official described by that subsection;  and
(2) a state jail felony, if the defendant attempted to take a weapon described by Subsection (b) from an officer, investigator, employee, or official described by that subsection.


- See more at: http://codes.findlaw.com/tx/penal-code/penal-sect-38-14.html#sthash.oT8WEJkT.dpuf
although I didn't finish reading, your in nigeria na,you suppose know say all these codes no day valid for nigeria
CrimeRe: Police Brutality: How I Was Almost Shot Dead At Nkpo Junction On 26th December by mayorkent(m): 6:01pm On Dec 29, 2016
Okay,understood,but this your big grammars self
EgunMogaji:
This is an astute and reasonable question.

Frankly, it is my opinion that the OP single-handedly escalated the situation to the level that it reached regardless of the fairy tale he chose to weave on here. It did not have to reach that level of breakdown of law and order. Can you imagine that while he is being interrogated, he himself is interrogating his passenger as to how the passenger is going to depart the scene of a police investigation? The nerve!

What do I expect him to do at the point of execution? He needs to use his best judgment. But the shouldn't expect me to cuddle him at that point on any decision because he has behaved like an unreasonable citizen.
CrimeRe: Police Brutality: How I Was Almost Shot Dead At Nkpo Junction On 26th December by mayorkent(m): 5:30pm On Dec 29, 2016
What did you expect him to do??,knowing fully well that if he does not make any move he would be gunned down.
EgunMogaji:
I'm beginning to see a pattern of how and why Nigerians are being off'd like chickens by police.

You admitted online to trying to disarm a leo while on duty?

You're lucky but don't push that luck too far.

PS: if I were the igp, I would arrest before sunset and charge you to court.
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