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jwillng:
Good evening everyone . Its been a long absence. I lost my original phone number some months back and could not get access to my Yahoo email-so have been unable to reply any emails. I have created a new email address and updated same on Nairaland.
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josielewa:
i went there last week and i was told same....but i had lower credit and i knowingly applied....God can help...they said the list is available and will be posted soon....if am shortlisted,then i know i will scale through....got some past question of last two examsdone....i can send it to ur email guys for free...

please I will be glad if I can also have the past questions
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Good morning, please I sent my resume already to this effect on Friday with Madejare60@gmail.com.

Thanks

I also saw this same thing on a friend's Facebook page .
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10154054579367890&id=566767889

What is our own if you want to warn your friend go and warn him/her and stop looking for cheap publicity. Who told you that MMM south Africa crashed? Please also act on the fact. The

soldierdollar:
If you missed my last article that got me much enemies, see it here>>https://www.nairaland.com/3517058/why-think-mmm-not-helping

I will have to congratulate Mavrodi for keeping to his promise of resuming in record time. Most of all, I will congratulate him for his ever convincing way with which he radicalizes his ever vulnerable victims. Mavrodi surely needs an award in radicalism. If you wonder how he targets , entices and lures his victims, perhaps you should also wonder how Shekau lures his suicide bombers.

MMM is back. It is back, this time, to announce its death- like a dying man writing his will. MMM's latest update about it's resumption leaves a lot to be desired.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4734651_c2cvszfwiaexocw_jpeg35746151913f21e12a5c51fa1fe5786d

(How many days make 'a couple of days'?)

Unlike the robust MMM we used to know, MMM, like a drowning man, is gasping for breath and making desperate clutches on straws. From the bolded sentences above, Mavrodi knows he need not set this limit by himself. He knows with the shortage of PHers, it will take forever for all "matured" mavros to get help. But what did he do? He cleverly manufactures an explanation that "we will only pay a certain amount per day" and serves it hot to his ever loyal zombies(couldn't find a softer word). He did not stop at that, but he makes sure he clears all logical doubts from their heads by affirming that,"We''re the ones setting the limits, so it''s completely under our control, and we are not expecting any emergencies in principle. Have no fear and go on about your business as usual " .

But a logical question any sane person would beg for an answer is, " By setting a limit to paybacks, does it imply he will be setting a limit to the help providers? Doesn't it sound contradictory that you set a limit to how much help is being gotten in a day but don't a set limit to how much help is being provided in a day? Who then receives the help being provided? The limited GHers?" The fact is... Mavrodi depends on nature to regulate the GH rate.

Did he stop at that? Hell no. This time, he didn't fail to disappoint his victims. He,as Omniscient one has clearly defined which participant is rich or poor by relying on the amount used to provide the help.Oh poor soul, Mavrodi called you a poor man because you provided a help of N20,000 despite working in a bank or owning a house in Ikoyi.( But then which poor man donates N20,000 to the orphanage). Luckily these "poor" people are going to be the first in the queue to receive payments.

But then Mavrodi is too wise to state which amount that classifies one as rich or poor as you will be lost in thought, pondering which category of social class you belong . He has left you in total doubts to ponder on whether the amount you provided classifies you as "rich" and thus justifies the reason why your payment is not forthcoming.

But Mavrodi has his reasons. It is easier for the "poor" to be paid as their PH amounts are relatively small as opposed to paying the few "rich" millions with what could have been used to settle the numerous "poor". This will of course mitigate the tensed atmosphere. He's a "wise" man.

But then, "The richer can wait. Moreover, we''ve warned you repeatedly to only provide help with amounts that are not critical for you. Therefore, if these large amounts are not critical for them (the richer), they can wait a few days. No need to be tragic about it.

Mavrodi has smoothly shifted the blames to the "rich" . To ye who used their school fees to provide a "rich" help,to ye who borrowed large sum to belong to the unfortunate rich category, to ye who sold your papa land, to ye who sold your only car, Mavrodi is telling you not to feel tragic when the days you have to wait turn to years- after all, he warned you to use that money,the one that has "spare money" written on it to PH. Like a rat that blows and bites at the same time, Mavrodi has offered the rich an anesthetics while reminding them of their "mistakes".

Mavrodi has succeeded in buying himself time with excellent excuses that only the wise and the experienced can see.

What the future portends for the scheme

*Participants waiting to be paid will have to wait a little longer as they will experience situations where the help providers become apprehensive and refuse to pay.
*Fake POP will still linger on. I'm sorry to be the carrier of this bad news. Fake POP has come to stay.
*Low turnout of new participants. MMM is dying like a candle.
*Confusion and uncertainty will kill the system but The hit and run participants will bury the system.
*More lies being dished out as updates by Mavrodi while not forgetting his popular and powerful clause of," Together, we change the world"
*Participants whose monies are stuck will be urged asked to provide another help
*Mavrodi will not forget to blame the media and the banks(when it crashes) cause it surely gives the participants orgasm.

"P. S. I''d like again to call on the authorities and the mass media: Please, leave us alone! Have mercy on people."
I'm sorry Mavrodi, this line has become stale even though you used it to brainwash millions. Tell it to the birds!

Soldierdollar is a writer, a blogger (http://jadijadi.com), a programmer, a freelancer and an entrepreneur.

This guy is just an attention seeker. Looking for cheap publicity for what is not your business. You ended up repeating thesame mistake your father made wasting resourcefully time sleeping with ur mum to give birth to you on this platform. It seems wastefulness runs in ur lineage. In as much as I don't do MMM, I still believe in it than Nigeria government because crime rate reduces because people are being busy with something and earning money.

Authomatedook@yahoo.com

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Shegoobanzy:
To get info on registration, EPT and any question bugging u...add me on wat app 07038619617

Sorry this thread as a Wats app group already.

ikorodureporta:
y cnt u share d details here for all, is there any secret involved...

Good evening, it's not as if there are secrets, just felt u might want the information secured and moreover it's not all information I can be typing here online. CPEEL program is nice and the first of its kind in Africa. For the school fees just budget like 1.3m, including side money for other expenses. Tho, there are rumor that it might increase next year.

ikorodureporta:
PLS HOUSE, WHAT'S THE APPLICATION & SCHOOL FEES? I'M INTERESTED IN 'ENERGY ENVIRONMENT'. WHEN IS D CLOSING DATE FOR 2016/17 APPLICATION?? RESPONSE PLS!

That course is under CPEEL and thats my department. The fee is quite high mail me on authomatedook@yahoo.com so i can give a comprehensive detail.

For security reasons, it is advisable for all not too drop their numbers on this platform anyhow. So, on this note you can forward your number to this mail authomatedook@yahoo.com or 08066679853 (wats app and text only), so as to be added to the existing wats app group.

Good afternoon house, i am a postgraduate student in UI presently and i will be glad to assist anybody with any information as regards getting the form, filling and some other aspect as required by the fellow. I am only doing this as a pay back, since someone helped me with mine before i got admitted into the program. Since we have a wats app group here already, there is no need to create any again. so @olufemi99, just add me up on 08066679853(Wats app only). Cheers.

vicade7:
I have checked the prospectus no much was talked about it

I am a student of CPEEL, u can wats app me on this number 08066679853 (Wats app only ) to get any details you need about the centre. For those that require any other information u can also buzz me through that number.

hiroz:
guys abeg can someone clear on the day not scheduled for clearance because this strike affected my clearance date so I want to go to the pg school on Monday and crash the clearance...I can't afford to go home and travel back.... Mayouree et al

YES. You can very much do that since it was their strike that affected the scheduling and not ur own wish.

Good morning, for those having clearance to do in UI, the strike has been called off. So you can go do ur clearance at the PG school.

easyson:
Oga u try....but not all is totally true with d hall.....just DAT u get d picture.....hot plate not allowed oooo
hostel is way better

Bro, which of those rules is not true? Plus for the hot plate it's not allowed but like I said once u come him you will definitely know ur way around the rules because those portals don't even come to check self.

Though the hostel also have its bad side but the good just out weight the bad if we are to look it from the primary assignment of doing masters.

knarphie1:
Wow. Thank you so much for ur detailed response. GOD bless you. D rules r not dt bad esp number 1. Wetin visitor sef dey find up nd down. My main concern is d cooking stuff. Na so we go dey carry food go 5km cos we wan cook. We go rough am Sha. Pls du u have an idea on how we go abt d bedspace stuff, I mean when and how do we apply. Hoping tu hear another detailed response from you. Thanks in anticipation.

How would one go about application for a bed space in the hostel. Is it after clearance or when? Pls do you have any idea?[/quote]Everybody will be allowed to access the hostel portal at the same period, and one can only be able to process hostel once you pay the school fees, do your registration and there after pay for the hostel accommodation of which ever category you want. After payment then u will go the the hall with the evidence of payment, after which you will be allocated to room by the hall warden. Take note limited spaces are available, so if you really want the hostel just make sure u have ur school fees ready and also the hostel fee, so u can do ur registration early once the school portal is open and have the hall.

Long leg plenty for hostel matter oooooo.

UniqueSommy:
How would one go about application for a bed space in the hostel. Is it after clearance or when? Pls do you have any idea?

Everybody will be allowed to access the hostel portal at the same period, and one can only be able to process hostel once you pay the school fees, do your registration and there after pay for the hostel accommodation of which ever category you want. After payment then u will go to the hall with the evidence of payment, after which you will be allocated to room by the hall warden. Take note limited spaces are available, so if you really want the hostel just make sure u have ur school fees ready and also the hostel fee, so u can do ur registration early once the school portal is open and have the hall.

Long leg plenty for hostel matter oooooo.

knarphie1:
Hahaha . I heard light outside school is nothing to write home about.

PG hostel is better compared to living off campus expect if you are the introvert type. The light outside school is nothing to write home about, but school uses solar and also generator for the halls. Tho there are restriction in the hostel but those restriction is just little and u can always have your way once u are use to the system. I also wanted to get accommodation outside school but staying in the PG hall for my refresher course during January made me have a re-think about it and now want the hostel. Those restriction are ;
1. During week days visitors are only allowed in the hostel from 2pm to 10pm and during weekends its from 10am to 10pm . The hall door closes by 12am everyday
2. Gas cooker, television, refrigerator, are not allowed in the hall. But you can bring in stove or electric cooker.
3. Visitors don't sleep over.

There is a common room in all the halls with generators and already subscribed DSTV. The rooms varies through room of two (35k per session but its limited) and also room of three (25k per session ).

The only problem here is that there are limited spaces because some PG student don't even want to leave the hall but even if the porters eventually have there ways in sending them out, the space will still be limited . So everybody can't get the hostel.

For houses outside school, some are nice but expensive ranges from 90k t0 160k depending on the area, while some are not just good at all but still expensive just because its student area. Let me just say seeing better house outside school, not expensive and also not far from school is just luck. So when booking for houses outside school let your budget start from 90k upward you might not spend up to that tho.

I hope have been able to do justice to some questions here.

Heard admission list is out for Mathematics department, so other dept. Shld expect there own soonest.

toluene23:
Please people here, I'm having. Serious problem now...I've done my Interview already...but it was later I realised my transcript not found anymore at UI coz I reapplied ds year hoped they will be able to retrieve it but eventually told I have to reapply for it and that was after I've done my interview...so I ve to reapply for it since 23rd last month and I was told they will send it nxt year january that there's nothg they can do abt it in my schl. That those that even applied september, october, november...say na next year dey re sending everything...and I heard this admission list coming out soon...sey ds thg never Bleep me up again like thiss please all comment an this abeg...I'm so perplexed on this now...I've begged them a lot this time to jst manage assist help me send it...dey said I'm not d only one.

Why don't you just tell them to prepare it and you will send it your self to UI. Because since it has been issued to you before it will take them nothing to recreate. Above all find small money dash them.

I will be needing it also. I am very vast in excel and also in word. Plus I also have where I can live on the island. Thanks Madejare60@yahoo.com

asadex004:
sorry Buh wah do u mean by dat? pls, no pik offence pls, it's jus dat I dnt really get ur point. thanx

What I meant was that I cldnt access the test page, even with me having to copy and paste it on my Web browser (Google Chrome). So I had to copy the Web address on Google, then clicked on it from the searched result, then I was able to access the test site.