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Babalawo... This is naija, even our presido has been out of the country for a very long time. Even the signs we don't see in this country is enough to make us all go madt.. We generate 6k megawatt now. But, d disco dont have d capacity to distribute it all.. When we are looking forward to generating 15k megawatts and the issue of power failure will b a thing of d past..



e author=Babalawos post=59566223]

Speak for yourself, not everyone has these signs[/quote]

A.y.. U are full of dry jokes

For the fact that you dream about urinating.. Bros, forget medical n go spiritual..

With all these listed... Everyone In naija is cursed then.. because we all go thru one of it In a lifetime.. Even our presido is sick..

These 2 don old o.

Uhmmm.... Interesting

Bros, at this age its spiritual. Don't know which part of the country u're from or d church u attend... Pls go spiritual about it....



e author=Sadmind post=59550764]Good morning all, please i want you all to know that i absolutely take no pleasure in writing this. I'm just trying to look for solutions to my only problem.

I don't bedwet everyday, it comes occasionally and when it comes, it's always inevitable, all it normally takes is less than an hour sleep and a dream of peeing in a toilet. I have done almost everything to stop this but all to no avail, seems I'm even out of options. I even gave myself compulsory insomnia, i don't sleep again at nights but whenever i managed to get a nap during the day, i bedwet, no matter where i am(not everytime though).

Last week, in my office, i was so tired that i did not know when i slept off, but few minutes down, i saw myself dreaming that i was peeing in the toilet and when i woke up, the whole office was wet with my pee (thank God the guy i shared the office with was absent that day). I had to close late so people won't notice anything. There are different occasions like that in different places. There was even a time i went to a convention with few of my friends, we were discussing in the room in the afternoon and we all slept off, before i knew what was happening, they were already waking me up with slaps that I had bedwet. They stopped talking to me till date.

It goes on and on like that and I'm kind of feeling suicidal already, I just thought i should try nairaland perhaps i will see or hear something helpful[/quote]

Yes, we will. When we have pre season sef



ote author=Tamarapetty post=59526219]pre birthday, pre baptism, pre wedding. very soon, pre burial, pre robbery , pre bathing ,pre sense photos[/quote]

ASUP are also warming up to strike




quote author=PASCALSILVA post=59519286]na wao..
MEAN WHILE THIS WEEK WHAT A WEEK OF STRIKES..


LUKAKU-strikes

MORATA-strikes

ROONEY-strikes

CAVANI-strikes

NEYMAR-strikes

MESSI-strikes

RONALDO-strikes

BOKOHARAM-strikes

PRO-BUHARI -strikes

ASUU -strikes

na wao for this WEEK[/quote]

Which faith? I believrle u have a job waiting for him when he quits..



uote author=Benita27 post=59524420]If your guts tells you tour gf is cheating, then she's. If your guts says your boss is a cultist, then he's.

I'd advice you quit the job if whatever you presume he's doing is against your faith.[/quote]

Cc kayjasper.. Waiting for u here..

Wtf



m post=59494567]According to a report we got,the body was discovered around 1:15 a.m. on August 15th, 2017 at Awoyaya, Ibeju-Lekki, Lagos State

Source: http://trendinghelm..com/2017/08/half-body-of-man-found-by-road-side-in.html

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Lalasticlala, Mynd44[/quote]

I believe its a joke.. Its also my birthday

hopilo:
On my birthday

Blatant lie, police don't search on d highway..

Halleluyah




uote author=Tokiblack post=59424745]Halleluyah-i rep CCC# celestian forever...HAVE A WONDERFUL SUNDAY AHEAD[/quote]

CCC.... Hallelujah....

Can't have enough of my naija cuties



e author=nikkypearl post=59379022]Beautiful women everywhere [/quote]

I swear


te author=Deefuray post=59379398]beautiful women...[/quote]

God bless u sweetheart, u are cute, u don't discriminate. From ur name u are IBO, from d east of naija. If anybody dey beef your glory .. Let Michael n Angel Gabriel... Do their thing


or=ThisTrend post=59372992]

Salwa Naser, a 400m silver medalist at the ongoing World Athletics championship in London, says she is happy to have chosen Bahrain ahead of Nigeria. The 19-year-old achieved her dreams on Thursday by setting a new national record to win both her heat in 50.57 seconds and the semi-final in 50.08 seconds.

After the race, Naser was asked if she had any message for the new board of the Athletic Federation of Nigeria, and she said, “I don’t really have anything to say to them. “The past three years have been a great transition for me and I’m glad. I have nothing to say to the AFN.”

Source: http://www.wobegist.com/2017/08/im-glad-i-dumped-nigeria-for-bahrain.html[/quote]

God bliss fall on u always




ote author=adadike281 post=59311424]Aregbesola be like: ' kabiyesi o, ki ade pe lori, ki bata pe l'ese. Lol[/quote]

Yes, its d recruits that always act weird. D officers graduate from NDA don't do that..




uthor=Davindal post=59308120]I'm a soldier(officer cadet) as well, but I must confess; most of our colleagues ate too stupid to know when to act in rugedity and when not to act.

The people bringing this bad blood between us and civilians are the recruits(korofos): from you fatigue and the way you sounded, you are one of the fools that ought to be stricken off from our midst.

These set of soldiers lack standard education, to them, wearing of camo is an authentication for abuse and molestation of civilians. That is why, civilians hate us.

Each time I go on break from school here, people, particularly, my town guys use to say that I'm too good to be a soldier. Whenever they say do, I use to tell them that in NDA we are well programmed and too enlightened to be stupid: though, I don't rule out few bad eggs amongst us.

I don't show myself anyhow. In fact, while on break, I don't fly our colours, I don't bully people, I don't drink much - only occasionally, I don't womanize - I have only two girlfriends: but very serious with one, though I'm studying the other, I don't keep late nights - for I'm not immuned to attacks. I conduct myself gently.

Civilians, please not all soldiers are arrogant. There are still good and civilized ones like myself and my ilks.

thank you.[/quote]

Yes, its d recruit that always act weird. D officers graduate from NDA don't do that..




uthor=Davindal post=59308120]I'm a soldier(officer cadet) as well, but I must confess; most of our colleagues ate too stupid to know when to act in rugedity and when not to act.

The people bringing this bad blood between us and civilians are the recruits(korofos): from you fatigue and the way you sounded, you are one of the fools that ought to be stricken off from our midst.

These set of soldiers lack standard education, to them, wearing of camo is an authentication for abuse and molestation of civilians. That is why, civilians hate us.

Each time I go on break from school here, people, particularly, my town guys use to say that I'm too good to be a soldier. Whenever they say do, I use to tell them that in NDA we are well programmed and too enlightened to be stupid: though, I don't rule out few bad eggs amongst us.

I don't show myself anyhow. In fact, while on break, I don't fly our colours, I don't bully people, I don't drink much - only occasionally, I don't womanize - I have only two girlfriends: but very serious with one, though I'm studying the other, I don't keep late nights - for I'm not immuned to attacks. I conduct myself gently.

Civilians, please not all soldiers are arrogant. There are still good and civilized ones like myself and my ilks.

thank you.[/quote]

NA this one go beat me? I laugh in French... Iranu

As a male also I'm so emotional, small thing move me to tears. Was watching some soldiers homecoming on YouTube lastnite, mehn! D tears just dey roll down... Its hard to lose someone close to your heart. I lost my immediate elder sis few years ago to childbirth, up till today, I haven't forgive myself, like their is something I should have done to salvage d situation... I missed u Aminat, may God forgive u your sins wherever u are..



author=Talk2Bella post=59270830]e no kuku de hard me to cry[/quote]

One of my all time favorite...



te author=shinarlaura post=59129667]Usher- nice and slow[/quote]

Just like you cutie...




ote author=shasha101 post=59118382]her smiles....ever smiling cutie[/quote]

Happened in ife last week, happened In ondo 2 weeks ago, now In lokoja again.. God be our guide n guard..

Aisha? Let me pronounces it simple. U see don't disturv itself with those idi.ot



author=princessayesha post=58930818]
You know what's useless? the womb that carried you.[/quote]

Mr man, use ur common sense to talk.

e author=favourmic post=58930593]Muslim very useless religion

Lack of peace but full of war[/quote]

Not clear where it happens ke. Watching d video, it happens either In India, Bangladesh, Nepal or Pakistan.

Oga o. So shabsy self don dey talk. How times fly..

Which of the "future" the rapper or his Son??



quote author=Mynd44 post=58885720]
That "dirty side" is what dictates the future.[/quote]