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Family › Re: Father Forces 13-Year-Old Daughter To Marry 56-Year-Old Man With 3 Wives In Kano by mazimee(m): 9:34pm On Dec 24, 2016

Way ndi ugwu

The poor mumu northerner wouldn't mind marrying off his day Old daughter.

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Celebrities › Re: Small Doctor Hangs Out With The Mavins Crew (Photo) by mazimee(m): 5:50am On Dec 22, 2016

izzou:
Abeg, who be small doctor there?
And them don use mess finish that chair

The kind mess wey tear that chair no be here oo.

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Romance › Re: Lady Kneels Down As Her Man Proposes To Her (Photo) by mazimee(m): 5:45am On Dec 22, 2016

The lady no wan "Merry" you as we can tell from the expression on her face. Maybe you Should consider the babe wey hold the "Merry" me banner. She is feeling the moment more than everyone else.

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Sports › Re: 12 Times Nigerian Sports Minister, Solomon Dalung Won The Internet by mazimee(m): 2:52pm On Dec 19, 2016

In a sane clime, this Dalung guy Should have no business with the sport ministry.

Sports › Re: 12 Times Nigerian Sports Minister, Solomon Dalung Won The Internet by mazimee(m): 2:50pm On Dec 19, 2016

The guy has always been dull sha, but that didn't stop the chief dullard from appointing him in his cabinet.
The chief dullard loves them dull.

Politics › Re: It’s Disappointing Senate Can’t Confirm Magu’ by mazimee(m): 7:46pm On Dec 17, 2016

The organisation said that Magu had not been charged and found guilty as charged in any reputable court of law.

As if EFCC under Magun waits for the court to find someone guilty before arrest.

Politics › Re: It’s Disappointing Senate Can’t Confirm Magu’ by mazimee(m): 7:38pm On Dec 17, 2016

All these hungry organisations

Jokes Etc › Re: 25 Most Clever And Piercing Insults In History by mazimee(m): 7:27pm On Dec 17, 2016

RoyalBlak007:
"If your brains were dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off." – Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

This particular one is indeed piercing and strong at the same time. Kurt Vonnegut Jr must be a heartless.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Man Tears The Holy Bible And Got Blasted (Photos) by mazimee(m): 6:04pm On Dec 17, 2016*

I don't know why Atheists find fun in picking on Christians more than they pick on their Muslims counter part for some obvious reasons we are all aware of. They don't believe in God fine, but they just won't stop going offensive on Christians with everything in their possession.

You all know that, he won't try this with Islam still have his head hanging on his neck.
Respect people and their believes no matter how stupid it sounds to you.

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Politics › Re: Gambia President Abuses President Buhari, Rejects Him As Mediator - AIT News by mazimee(m): 5:31pm On Dec 17, 2016*

Buhari just no get shame, if he does, he wouldn't need anybody to tell him that he has no moral right to be there even as an onlooker talk less of a mediator. Someone that sacked a democratic elected government, did a lot of unmentionables to his perceived enemies want to preach democracy gospel to his like?

Someone that could not concede defeat after being thrashed in an election wants to tell his twin to concede defeat huh

Now this brand of hypocrisy is suffocating.

Somebody who under his government we have witnessed electoral fraud like no other is talking democracy huh

I don't know why laughed , this is an insult to the sensibility of a lot of sensible minds who have not lost their sanity.

Indeed, Buhari sees people the same way he sees his cows.

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Career › Re: Female Student Sells Crayfish To Sponsor Herself In School (Pics) by mazimee(m): 4:45pm On Dec 17, 2016

dovelike:
My friend zzzziip it. Are you any better than the so called useless girls?

Are you a useless girl huh

You took it so personal

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Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Dumped Me Because I Was A Virgin, Pretty Lady Recounts by mazimee(m): 9:59am On Dec 17, 2016

Things we celebrate in this age

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Politics › Re: "Nnamdi Kanu Gave Me The Go-Ahead To Talk On His Behalf With FG"- Orji Uzor Kalu by mazimee(m): 10:55pm On Dec 16, 2016

agbangam:
Make Nnamdi calm down, only him dey Kuje while others are enjoying their sleep in their respective homes. He won't win d battle cos d igbos are not United, infact dey are so selfish dat dey easily compromise or betray themselves... His rant will only fetch him Xtra time in Kuje. Ojukwu/Uwazurike/Asari did more than he is doing but they all mellow down as soon as dem collect their own cake. Mr Nnamdi be a guy man, be a correct Nwa Aba, collect ur share n move on or else u go just die for Kuje n heaven won't fall. After 1wk protest, army go just flog/shoot ur pple n u will become history. Be wise Oga

This sounds more like the biblical potiphar 's wife trying to lure Joseph to her unclean bed with promises like what you wrote up there. If Joseph had accepted her offer, believe me there is no way he would have gone to the prison through which he went to the palace . He would only Bleep her, get gifts and some level of favour but was never going to get to the palace.

Kanu knows better, those you mentioned up there have finished their race where their energy and endurance could take them . Kanu will rather die, (which is never going to happen in the first place) than compromise.
Go and tell your co travellers that this is the reality.

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Politics › Re: Jonathan & Okonjo-Iweala Congratulate Amina Mohammed. Nigerians React by mazimee(m): 10:40pm On Dec 16, 2016

madridguy:
Ok

madridguy:
Ok

Romance › Re: SEX: See What A Man Wrote About His Wife On Social Media by mazimee(m): 10:30pm On Dec 16, 2016

AnthonioAlsaid:
YOU DULL SHA

What do you know kid huh

Grow up before you can quote me.

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Romance › Re: SEX: See What A Man Wrote About His Wife On Social Media by mazimee(m): 10:21pm On Dec 16, 2016

Private things are longer settled Private. Grown ass men and women acting like teenagers just to get few minutes Social media attention.

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Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Releases Pre-wedding Photo Of Daughter by mazimee(m): 8:56am On Dec 15, 2016

The northern Muslim elites makes sure their daughters gets education and even reach marriageable age before giving out their daughters to their prospective husbands. The poor mumu northerners dey give their infants willingly to the Old dogs for marriage.

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Jokes Etc › Re: Mmm Love Story... See Pics!!! by mazimee(m): 6:28am On Dec 15, 2016

I blame their greediness. When are too greedy to think straight, this is how it ends.

Romance › Re: Remember The Overweight Bride? Check Her Out Now (pictures) by mazimee(m): 4:14am On Dec 15, 2016

Believe this you can as well believe that a cat can give birth to a fowl.

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Politics › Re: Year 2016 Top 15 News That Headlined Out Of Nigeria, How Did You React Then? by mazimee(m): 3:42am On Dec 15, 2016*

2016 promised to be a year drama from the beginning. Olamide and Donjazzy actually opened the stage and Chinakwe's dog took it from there. He was always in the news for the wrong reasons.

Let us not forget mazi Chinakwe who was in the news for naming his dog buhari. Also let us not forget mrs Bridget who was beheaded in kano for some religious silly reasons and also the pastor's wife who was stabbed in Abuja for preaching the gospel of christ.

May their souls rest in peace. Amen.

Buhari went to another man country and said Nigerians are corrupt, still want them to invest their money with corrupt people. We have suffered.

I almost forget the red Barret wearing minister with his united states of Nigeria comment . I don't know where Buhari picked that guy from. I guess from the same place he picked his colleagues after wasting our time for months.

I hope not to See as much silly negative headlines in 2017 as I was seen in 2016, especially from chinakwe's dog.

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Politics › Re: YouWinConnect: Buhari Changes Jonathan’s YouWin Concept by mazimee(m): 9:40pm On Dec 14, 2016*

Na copy copy Chinakwe's dog sabi.
No ideas, Nothing Nothing. Na to chew gworo day and night the dog sabi.
Chinakwe's dog just tire me

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Celebrities › Re: Ali Baba Reacts To Super Falcons' Protest Over Unpaid Allowances by mazimee(m): 9:14pm On Dec 14, 2016

I will assume that he was trying to be Funny, but heck , Funny people still make a lot of sense at the end. The shit I read up there lack both sense and humour .

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Sports › Re: #payfalcons: Nigerians Reacts To Non Payment Of Super Falcons' Allowances by mazimee(m): 9:01pm On Dec 14, 2016

Shame to Buhari and his bunch of zombies. This is the saddest time to be a Nigerian.

Politics › Re: List Of Buhari And APC unfulfilled Campaign Promises. by mazimee(m): 8:59pm On Dec 14, 2016

Buhari promises reminds me how gullible Nigerians really are. Nigerians make gullibility look yummy.

Politics › Re: Lawmakers Struggle To Shake President Buhari (Photos) by mazimee(m): 8:55pm On Dec 14, 2016

DropShot:
Me? Surely no.
It must be you and Director KANU.

Like I said earlier, keep wallowing in your delusion.

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Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Governor Okorocha Hosts Journalists In Owerr by mazimee(m): 8:53pm On Dec 14, 2016*

If likes, let him invite all the journalists in world, it won't change the fact that he has failed Imo people.

Politics › Re: Lawmakers Struggle To Shake President Buhari (Photos) by mazimee(m): 8:48pm On Dec 14, 2016

DropShot:
See Ekweremandu looking happy for the privilege of being so close to baba.

I sometimes just have to pity our Dilector KANU for being so stupid. He go rot for jail.

Keeping swimming in your delusion.

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Politics › Re: ‘Tell President Buhari I Said He Is Mad’ – Nnamdi Kanu Blast Buhari In Court by mazimee(op): 8:43pm On Dec 14, 2016

OmaniPadmeHum:
“The president can intimidate the judges, but
he cannot do that to me. Tell him he has
lied,”

Do you know how to share the YouTube video on nairaland? if yes, help me to share video. I don't how to do it and want Nairalanders to watch that video.

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Thanks

Politics › ‘Tell President Buhari I Said He Is Mad’ – Nnamdi Kanu Blast Buhari In Court by mazimee(op): 8:29pm On Dec 14, 2016

Yesterday, at a stormy court session, the
leader of the Independent People of Biafra,
Nnamdi Kanu, said the president can
intimidate court judges, but not him.
“The president can intimidate the judges, but
he cannot do that to me. Tell him he has
lied,” he said.
A Federal High Court in Abuja ruled on an
application seeking the protection of
witnesses in the ongoing trial of Mr. Kanu,
and three others, David Nwawuisi, Benjamin
Madubugwu and Chidiebere Onwudiwe, who
are facing trial for alleged treasonable
felony.

They were arraigned before Justice Binta
Nyako after the first defendant said he had
no confidence in the former judge, John
Tsoho…watch video below;

http://www.aeroberry.com/nnamdi-kanu-blasts-buhari-in-court/

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/video/217884-watch-nnamdi-kanu-blasts-buhari-court.html

Events › Re: Take A Close Look At This Photo, What Did You See? by mazimee(m): 12:07pm On Dec 14, 2016

I don't blame her, I blame the guys she dated. They are bunch of disappointment to the male folks.

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