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Family / Re: What Are Other Medical Tests Needed To Be Carried Out Before Getting Married? by Mbkite(m): 3:02pm On Jul 14, 2018
kapelvej:
Psychiatric test , because Many are mad few are roaming
thanks
Family / Re: What Are Other Medical Tests Needed To Be Carried Out Before Getting Married? by Mbkite(m): 3:01pm On Jul 14, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
Virginity test.
who virgin epp?
Family / What Are Other Medical Tests Needed To Be Carried Out Before Getting Married? by Mbkite(m): 6:34pm On Jul 13, 2018
I know of Geno-type, fertility and HIV. Please which other medical test must one do before getting married to the chosen one? Thanks.
Career / Re: What Percentage Of Your Salary Should Be Allotted To Accommodation? by Mbkite(m): 6:28pm On Jul 13, 2018
Metrics4tea:
i earn 165,000 a month married, house rent 450k. two bedroom. seems my rent is too high


Check other things. How much do you spend on tfare? If you still spend much on tfare, say 20k per month. Then, your rent can be taken as high. Unless you have other sources of income.
Sports / Re: Predict & Win N7,200 Airtime: Argentina Vs Nigeria by Mbkite(m): 6:15pm On Jun 24, 2018
Nigeria 2 - 1 Argentina
The one goal against Nigeria will come via penalty

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Sports / Re: Japan Vs Senegal: World Cup (2 - 2) On June 24, 2018 by Mbkite(m): 6:11pm On Jun 24, 2018
BiggyBamBam:
Anybody that predicts Argentina Vs Nigeria right, will win a N5,000 Airtime from me.





Predict and Win!!!!


Nigeria 1 - 0 Argentina

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Family / Re: Share Your Near Death Experience... by Mbkite(m): 11:18pm On Jun 21, 2018
DateMynd44:
ABASI mehn this is a testimony.
Wow
It can only be God.
Politics / Re: Rivers LGA Chairmanship And Councillorship Election - Situation Report by Mbkite(m): 2:47pm On Jun 16, 2018
hardywaltz:
Which election selection is that Abegi WikeD go and rest
you better go and vote.....

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Politics / Re: Rivers LGA Chairmanship And Councillorship Election - Situation Report by Mbkite(m): 12:42pm On Jun 16, 2018
OfficialAwol:

You mean APC boycotted the election for fear of being beaten silly?
LOL

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Politics / Re: Rivers LGA Chairmanship And Councillorship Election - Situation Report by Mbkite(m): 12:41pm On Jun 16, 2018
ukenke:
An election where only PDP is contesting
not entirely true bro. SDP is there..

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Politics / Rivers LGA Chairmanship And Councillorship Election - Situation Report by Mbkite(m): 12:25pm On Jun 16, 2018
Can we have update on Rivers state local government chairmanship and councillorship election in your area. Obio Akpor LGA is calm.
Romance / Re: "If A Woman Is Not Married By 30 Her Mileage Has Gone Far" - Nigerian Man Says by Mbkite(m): 11:16am On Jun 15, 2018
Here are the reasons why most men prefer ladies that are above 30years:
1. Most ladies in their 30's hardly NAG.
2. Most ladies in their 30's are matured in mind.
3. Most ladies in their 30's are set for true love and never too interested on a man's MONEY.
4. Most ladies in their 30's are always INDEPENDENT.
5. The longevity of a lady's beauty is seen fully in her 30's.
6. Most ladies in their 30's have no business with DOUBLE DATING.
7. Most ladies in their 30's know how best to CARE for a man. Men will understand what I mean.
8. Most ladies in their 30's know what they want in life, unlike d 20's
9. Most ladies in their 30's have a good DRESS SENSE
10. Most ladies in their 30's are COURAGEOUS.
11. Great, admirable and heartmelting MANNER.

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Romance / Re: "If A Woman Is Not Married By 30 Her Mileage Has Gone Far" - Nigerian Man Says by Mbkite(m): 10:57am On Jun 15, 2018
RiyadhGoddess:
The way some people reason with their anus na wa. I'm 31and single. No bad feelings about my single status. The way marriages pack these days isn't even encouraging rara. I love my peace of mind. If marriage comes fine if not, I'm still cool. Marriage will come at the right time. I envy nobody. I'm not desperate. My friends who got married are managing their marriage while some are out already sad There is nothing like evening paper my dear. Oh the poster was referring to Nigerians, I forgot I was no longer a Nigerian grin Eku odun oni o


Good one

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Romance / Re: "If A Woman Is Not Married By 30 Her Mileage Has Gone Far" - Nigerian Man Says by Mbkite(m): 10:29am On Jun 15, 2018
MissWrite:
Lol. Of course, her 'mileage' has 'gone far'. And, it will continue to do so without apologies for as long as she's blessed with years and health to live and love. Whether that's going to be in or out of marriage will be her decision. It doesn't matter how loudly these boys shout "expired" or "evening newspaper", women of all ages keep falling in love, getting married (or not) and pursuing their happiness.

Typically, women in their thirties do not even consider men in their twenties worthy prospects; and yet, it is these men who always seem to have opinions about women in their thirties. Stop yapping about how you hate the taste of maize when you don't have teeth to chew it; from every indication, maize is not your business.

If you're looking to hold down your twenty year old girlfriends, then develop yourselves in every way you can and make yourselves worthy. There is no need to scare them into thinking that life ends for a woman at thirty. It doesn't. All the wishing in the world wouldn't make it so.

You are Queen Solomon.... God bless you dear. well composed and articulated piece.

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Politics / Re: Soldier Tweets About His Experience In Maiduguri by Mbkite(m): 7:59am On May 15, 2018
zlantanfan:
Its only the southerns they can post to Maiduguri but the northerns that own the land would be sent to abuja and Lagos.


Northern Islamic Fools

Not true. I was in maiduguri 2016. We have more of Northern soldiers there. Don't be deceived.

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Webmasters / Re: Google Is Shutting Down Its URL Shortening Service by Mbkite(m): 12:24pm On Apr 02, 2018
Offpoint:

OK make I break am down with pidgin...
let talk sey you get website..and your website URL (uniform resource locator)...be4 I continue... URL na your website address, like your house address ... and this your house address na DAT one people go take locate you... but the thing be sey your house address too long...e.g *waka pass turn left turn right cross by de left look up look down jump 5 gutter you see no5 ogororo house room6* na your house address be that... na Google come talk sey..o boy eee this your house address na die o...make we program something wey go reduce that kind stress for people... na him am dem come develop de program...so if people wan locate you now instead of DAT long address...dey person go just type *ogogoro house room6* dey remaining... program go help you locate am.....now Google talk sey dem no wan dey offer dey service wey dey help people reduce their house address again...

hope sey I make sense small
thank you, Mr. offpoint

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Webmasters / Re: Google Is Shutting Down Its URL Shortening Service by Mbkite(m): 7:47am On Apr 02, 2018
can someone break this down for people like me. pigin would be better.

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Education / Re: How Can I Measure The Pressure Of Water Flowing Through A PVC Pipe? by Mbkite(m): 10:11am On Mar 19, 2018
tolugar:
Go to YouTube. Many videos on that

Thanks
Education / How Can I Measure The Pressure Of Water Flowing Through A PVC Pipe? by Mbkite(m): 9:38am On Mar 19, 2018
Good morning Engineers and Scientists in the house, I urgently need your attention on a project I am working on. I need to determine the internal pressure of water flowing through a PVC pipe. How do I go about it?


Thanks for your quick responses.
Health / Re: Itching After Bathing - I Need Help... by Mbkite(m): 4:49pm On Mar 02, 2018
46arcadez:

I am 35 and mine started when i was 17, pls do let me when you have the cure
If you are married, try early morning sex and take your bath immediately after the sex.
Religion / Salvation Ministries 5 Nights Of Glory Starts Today!!!!! by Mbkite(m): 11:12am On Jan 22, 2018
5 Nights of Glory 2018, starts this evening. You cant afford to miss it!

Ministering: David Ibiyeomie and Benny Hinn


5 Nights of Glory
22nd – 26th January, 2018.
Salvation Ministries Home of Success
Plot 17 Birabi Street G.R.A Phase 1
Port Harcourt
Nigeria.
www.smhos.org

5 Nights of Glory is an annual program designed by God to deliver the oppressed.

We experience amazing and incredible miracles and testimonies. The sick receive their healing, the barren are made fruitful and the afflicted are made whole.

God is set to do incredible things in your life; just reach out to him and He will never ever fail you. Be part of this no matter where you are in the world and you will be totally blessed.



Lalasticlala, please help me push this to FP.

Travel / Re: 10 Most Terrifying Places On Earth by Mbkite(m): 3:55pm On Dec 13, 2017
Khd95:
Following like shadowtonguetongue



u will b unjust if sambisa doesnt make d list

SAMBISA, no qualify
Travel / Re: 10 Most Terrifying Places On Earth by Mbkite(m): 3:53pm On Dec 13, 2017
Aremu01:
horror film

it's real man
Religion / Re: Will God Bless President Trump For Moving Embassy To Jerusalem? by Mbkite(m): 6:16pm On Dec 09, 2017
Swaggzkid:

Mr Seun i can't still believe you just spewed this, your thousands of people's role model. High class, middle class and so on. What's your prospective social projection? It shocks me to the core and with due respect i would want you to state categorically why God doesn't exist.
Seun will one day denounce atheism.... Mark it!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Nichole Banna: I Used To Smoke, Masturbate & Date Married Men Until I Met Jesus by Mbkite(m): 11:37pm On Nov 19, 2017
conquerorsegun:
From the look of things, baby u still gonna backslide again.. O sure bajebaje

She won't!!!!!!! No be u make her repent.
Religion / Re: The Reinhard Bonnke's Farewell Crusade: A Great Lesson. by Mbkite(m): 11:07pm On Nov 19, 2017
Seun:

You give the church all your real things, and in return, you get promises of imaginary things. That’s not a fair deal. Please wake up!

If a church truly believes in eternity, they should give money to their members during this life in exchange for 10% of their members’ “eternal rewards”.

Christ said that the way to give to him is by giving to the needy. If you must give your all to Christ, give it to the needy in your community.

Payment of tithe and giving offering in Church does not stop giving to the needy.
Over time I have observed that many people who attack others over payment of tithes and giving offering do not even help the needy. People who are engaged more on Kingdom development do more charity........
NYSC / Re: 2017 NYSC Batch B Stream 1 Call Up Letters Are Out. Indicate Your State Here by Mbkite(m): 3:03pm On Nov 19, 2017
AngelJennifer:


one of my neighbour from Yobe state told me that the best is to travel through Jos. He said from Jos to potiskum is about 3hours journey and it will cost 1800. Has anyone tried this route

Yea. I think it's a cool route. I have passed that route. But, it's more than 3hours. Max is 4hrs

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Are They Real/gnld? (AQUADA DEVELOPMENT COPERATION) by Mbkite(m): 1:25pm On Oct 25, 2017
meandyou3:
The pay #50000, the company is poor, and the claim to be OK. There boss is in USA, you might even have a Skype call online which will make u feel that the are reputable and u will be disappointed with their facilities. Even the so called training school is not functional, and the located inside old umuahia which is like a village and they also work on Saturday. So make your decision

Thanks bro. make I park well.....
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Are They Real/gnld? (AQUADA DEVELOPMENT COPERATION) by Mbkite(m): 11:22am On Oct 24, 2017
maduabuchi2014:


it's an innovative company in umuahia. they're into technology and science. they have a high school of technology. they're into manufacturing too. its a good company for a science graduate though I don't know their pay.
thanks.
will like to know their pay.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Are They Real/gnld? (AQUADA DEVELOPMENT COPERATION) by Mbkite(m): 8:19pm On Oct 23, 2017
maduabuchi2014:
@mbkite, wen did u write an online test?
I am yet to write. Please do you know about the company?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Are They Real/gnld? (AQUADA DEVELOPMENT COPERATION) by Mbkite(m): 7:25pm On Oct 23, 2017
Bekeey:
Just got text this evening from the coy above. Below are the text received. If real, does it worth it to travel from Benin to Lagos?

You are invited for an interview with Aquada Development Corporation on Tue, 31 Jan, 3pm at Terrace Green Hotel, off Ajao Estate, Osolo way, Lagos.

Good day bro,
did you later go for their interview. I just got an invite from them. Thanks
Celebrities / Re: I Lost My Virginity At The Age Of 28 - Asa Reveal. by Mbkite(m): 9:59pm On Oct 22, 2017
feranmiajana:



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