asuustrike2009:
Why not! He can contest provided he is of age that's the law

good

BeeBeeOoh:
I don't think so, because a bachelor can't even contest for a gubernatorial seat to talk more of presidential seat..

is it constitutional?

donbenedict:
Hell yes! Afterall, the office of the first lady is unconstitutional...

yea, I jst hope d society won't frown at it.

Nairalanders political gurus I need an answer to the question. I am working on something.

naughtynaughty:
oga me nd u don jam b4? Y r u mentionin me upandan nah

no vex madam. I no go do again

naughtynaughty:
who u? Lol

I'm Pa Mbkite

HateU2:
yes nah. Naughtynaughty is d godmom.

u mean mummy naughtynaughty?

naughtynaughty:


If u call my name again eh, aw gve u one dirty slap

Madam, no vex

HateU2:
oh I'm a single mum of a 4yr old bouncing baby boy

chai! Lai mohammed has gone to welcome Buhari from his china trip.

SexyStrawberry:


Lol, u need to see the way she calls me this madam, and she's very fat o, as in really fat, plus she senior me wella for age, den she wan claim youngy by calling me madam, whatever happened to my name in her memory I dunno coz it seemed my name was now replaced with madam whenever she sees me, ehn so me too I replaced her name too with aunty, as people come dey look am, she come dey vex, since that day, na my name she dey call me or she will say fine girl

Hahahahahaha!
well, u applied wisdom. We call it "Ako n'uche"... She has learnt her lesson. But, stil permit me to call u "madam" once again. Lol

HateU2:
u don hear ooo. I'm dating him, ask him

y u wan break person heart ma'am?

HateU2:
my 4yr old baby boy. You don't knw I have a child

HateU2:
my 4yr old baby boy. You don't knw I have a child

HateU2:
U wan report me to my husby U don miss road

hahahahahaha, iffahia.

Amelian:
Its not cool , even we single ladies call.ourselves babe and the young married ones preffered to be called babes within their circle..
Most annoying is when a guy yur dating calling one ma.

For me ,that was the end of the relationship.. If after three times,i say my displeasure of ma and still yur trying only God knows what? Then its over.. Next time, when he dates the next babe, he will never forget to call her bae or honey instead of ma'am or ma.. E brain go work wella next time..
When shes married, then by all.means call her madam, she will.smile and listen to what u have to say.

Lol

donbenedict:
Mama nkechi


Papa bomboy



Iya basirat.


Madam one chance..

Pa benedict, i greet u

SexyStrawberry:


I have a female friend who's actually older than me, but she likes to call me madam, so one day she called me madam in d presence of some people, I replied with "yes aunty" her face changed, she was obviously angry but when a guy calls me madam, I really don't mind, I see it as a sign of respect, and it actually makes me see myself as more superior to him

u self ur own no gud. Y u call am "aunty" lol

HateU2:
Daddy Iffa give u E-slap ehn, lala won't recognise u

lalasticlala, can u see what ds madam typed here?

KashyBaby:




Lol.... okies...as u please

Thank u ma'am

Nixiepie:
I see nothing wrong with that,I like respect

thank u madam.

KashyBaby:
Juz call me Kash, OP


"Madam" is too formal & oldish .. lots of females are allergic to this address

Madam kash i hail thee

HateU2:
We all wanna remain young 4eva even if we are 90 .
Iffa give birth self, nobody must call me 'mummy tife or mummy anything'. It will make me feel old . Call me my name, simple!

Mummy, how are u?

searchng4love:
that's demarketing and market limitation...they don't wanna grow old.

I see it as a sign of respect. Women!

I have noticed that most single ladies get angry when you address them as 'madam' but, its not the case with single men. I have noticed this even in the corporate setting especially in Nigeria.

citizenjuwon:
It's because they don't move around with their real face.

lol! Make-Up foundation

KashyBaby:







I dunno what this mean...

Make-up foundation

Brighfuture:
ITS CALLED CHANGE...

LOL

Kashybaby, hw una take do am?

Have you noticed that the era of pimples on the faces of our dear babes has passed? You will hardly find any babe with pimples on her face.
I am so happy for our girls!
Abeg how una take do am?

SANDOSKI:
Waooo... Today is my BIRTHDAY... Wish me luck.....

HBD dear

bankybobo11:
Still composing

we dey wait.

bankybobo11:
Lalasticlala, Oya front page before I vex! Let us enjoy funny April fool stories. Mine in a bit

can u narrate yours?

okonja:
NO

U sharp ooo