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Religion / Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by Mbow(m): 8:41am On Feb 15, 2016
Abosi31:
This one is a banker because obviously he has been counting all the money he has been giving as offering since the early days of the apostles. Meanwhile I relate with your other story. But seriously stop counting how much you’ve given to God.
Omo na true em de tlk oo, Allow am!
Politics / Re: Emir Sanusi Prays At The Tomb Of Murtala Muhammed (Pic) by Mbow(m): 8:39am On Feb 15, 2016
AhmedInusa:
ask God himself na, we are not in a Position to know that but Only God. Wetin.
Na jst stupidity de worry some pple, jst busy askin useless qstns
Politics / Re: Emir Sanusi Prays At The Tomb Of Murtala Muhammed (Pic) by Mbow(m): 8:37am On Feb 15, 2016
ElCapone:
lol, u and ur likez can kip making noise on NL bt dat man wld go down in da analz of history as 1 hell of a hero who gave biafranz heart ache and nt just dat bt 1 of da best amongst his peerz. General muhd ramat murtala may ur soul rest in jannah.
Amen broda! No mind these ruthless wailers

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Politics / Re: Emir Sanusi Prays At The Tomb Of Murtala Muhammed (Pic) by Mbow(m): 8:36am On Feb 15, 2016
clefstone:
Will God ever hear a prayer led by Sanusi?
Stupid ass question
Politics / Re: Emir Sanusi Prays At The Tomb Of Murtala Muhammed (Pic) by Mbow(m): 8:35am On Feb 15, 2016
ikuku:


Bullshiiite, Mass Murderer Murtala Muhammed was a war criminal and deserves a thousand death like he died. You can join him if you wish and if you are down with him, 4k you too!
Bush man!!!
Politics / Re: Emir Sanusi Prays At The Tomb Of Murtala Muhammed (Pic) by Mbow(m): 8:34am On Feb 15, 2016
LuckyLadolce:
chuwku... ur name sounds like a yoruba word which is SHUKU.. Shuku is a name of a female hairdo in Yoruba land. the whole hair is packed at the centre of the head.. How is your body?
Hhhhhhhhhhh nice post
Politics / Re: Emir Sanusi Prays At The Tomb Of Murtala Muhammed (Pic) by Mbow(m): 8:33am On Feb 15, 2016
ihatebuhari:
He is in hell fire now
If na una gt d hell b dt oo
Agriculture / Re: My Successful Cucumber Sack Farm In Kaduna by Mbow(m): 3:09pm On Jan 30, 2016
Jig5aw:
This is beautiful
U no go evn knw say e beautiful till u slice am onto fried rice whc is mixed with d likes of bama, carrot, garbage, green beans and peppered chicken n also with a full glass of orange juice hmmmm delicious!!!
Sports / Re: Chichi Igbo Says Her Bum Is The Type That Breaks Coconut; Shares Pic As Proof by Mbow(m): 3:01pm On Jan 30, 2016
coolcharm:
People wey get bum dey talk this one to dey make noise. Go and find out from 'Toolz' and 'Omawumi' what an ideal bum looks like grin not this parallax error behind you.
Hahahahahahaa yesu!!! Boss pity her ahbg
Celebrities / Re: Mo’cheddah Looks Gorgeous In Cleavage Baring Portraits by Mbow(m): 2:58pm On Jan 30, 2016
Rexhenrex:
if u don't open ya boobs to snap the camera won't' work abi
Ah tire ooo
Politics / Re: Al-makura Pays 700K Hospital Bill For 2-year-old Cancer Patient by Mbow(m): 8:06am On Dec 28, 2015
likila:
did the 700k cure the cancer?
Stupid ass question!!!

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Health / Re: A Baby Boy Has Been Born From The World's Oldest Sperm. [photos] by Mbow(m): 10:33am On Dec 15, 2015
Swegzfreak:
Turn up ! Na jagaban dem bring forth... Baba nla
Lolz nigg, I jst hp say no b anoda brid d dude go turn in2 oo
Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello's Poll Shows That Yoruba Girls/Guys Are More Romantic - Do U Agree? by Mbow(m): 10:28am On Dec 15, 2015
onstelly:

Lol just like that
No oh I no gree
Hhhhhhhh, mhn naso yoruba boys de oo..... d homie jst want date instantly , jst imagine
Culture / Re: Emir Sanusi And Daughter In England (Photo) by Mbow(m): 6:47am On Dec 10, 2015
OZAOEKPE:
see them, they allow their children to go to school, and keep them till they are ripe, they now marry them off to rich kids. they go ahead to tell their poor supporters to marry off their under age children to old agbayas all in the name of religion, only a fool would listen to them. the rules of religion, were made only for the poor, while the rich violates, and will make heaven.





common sense should rule first before religion.
What's your business
Foreign Affairs / Re: Photo: Donald Trump Now Being Compared To Adolf Hitler Over Statement by Mbow(m): 6:40am On Dec 10, 2015
slowpoison1:
few years from now americans will regret not listening to trump...muslims are apocaliptic cult members,.suicide bombers and child molesters
Talk is cheap
Foreign Affairs / Re: Photo: Donald Trump Now Being Compared To Adolf Hitler Over Statement by Mbow(m): 6:37am On Dec 10, 2015
chuose:
Many of us agree with what he said.

The problem lies in Islam.

Jesus teaches to love ur enemy.

Mat 5:44
But I say unto you, Love your enemies

Mohammed teaches to blow everybody up.
You seem to be very funny, you've quoted Jesus; why haven't you quoted Muhammad (pbuh)
Foreign Affairs / Re: Photo: Donald Trump Now Being Compared To Adolf Hitler Over Statement by Mbow(m): 6:33am On Dec 10, 2015
sholexy1:
I knw by nw he might have learnt his lessons cox i heard he has been disqualified ova his statement i pity him. islam is not just a religion it a religion from The Most High and whosoever felt he / she can tarnish it will definitely be rewarded accordingly.
Well said brother. May Allah bless you, guide you and make things easy for you!
Education / Re: Water Scarcity In Nigerian Schools by Mbow(m): 7:58pm On Dec 03, 2015
Dongreat:
Can someone pls tell me the difference between Nigeria institutions and her prisons?
Lolz my gee I thnk d only difference is dt men in institutions wear any kinda costumes de wish bt prison na only one super dungarees costume dem de fly alwys
Celebrities / Re: Moesha Boduong Denies Collapsing At Mall In Accra While Wearing 4 Waist Trainers by Mbow(m): 3:42pm On Nov 30, 2015
lolaxavier:
Yesterday, this story went viral and now, the said actress has put up a statement on her IG page that this story about her is false. According to reports online, aspiring Ghanaian actress who has been identified as Moesha Boduong reportedly fell flat on her bum yesterday afternoon while window shopping at Ghana’s biggest mall-West Hills.
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Despite the West Hills mall known for offering cheap designer products, such as selling authentic LV bags for 68GHS—Moesha Boduong spent almost two hours moving from one shop to another without buying anything, the CCTV cameras shown.

Flaunting a tiny waist and a humongous bum with a handbag in her hand, Moesha collapsed just in front of the MAC shop—with several bystanders rushing to help her.
A male shopper who tried resuscitating her came to the conclusion after his first press that—the Moesha was somewhat a dummy, since her chest area right down to her stomach was as hard as a Pig Farm tea bread.

With the help of two women, Moesha was carried into a near by shop as they waited for an ambulance.

After 2 hours of waiting for the ambulance which was said to have been stuck in traffic, caused by a ‘trotro’ left in the middle of the road with the driver having disappeared with an empty gallon to buy some fuel—the two women decided to check what was the cause of the strange body stiffness.

Shockingly, when Moesha’s stripy maxi dress was taken off—she was seen wearing 4 waist trainers, one by one they were all taken off.
The moment the last one was ripped off her body, she jumped up—asking, what happened? After she was told of what had happened, she said she was fine and did not need any medical attention.

However, there was another problem; one of her 4 waist trainers had disappeared with one of the women who helped in carrying her into the shop suspected to have ‘vanished’ with the waist trainer.
The waist trainer theft was reported to Kasoa Central Police station.

Kasoa Police station quickly erected a barrier, intending to search and confiscate from women travelling between Kasoa and Mallam any waist trainer they would find. They thought it was going to be a cool catch.

But so far, we are told 3,000 waist trainers have been confiscated from the 3020 women who have traveled between the barrier range—some women were wearing as much as 5 waist trainers.

Moesha Boduong will on Monday determine which of the many waist trainers is hers…

More photos of the heavily endowed actress:
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http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/11/Moesha-Boduong-ghanaian-actress-4-waist-trainers.html?m=1
Mtchewwwwwwwww!!!! Bullshit! If bull chase dz chubby thng I wonder hw she go tk run....... Tho she luk lyk brown Indian bull
Crime / Re: Photos: Nigerian Aviation College, Zaria. by Mbow(m): 8:19am On Nov 24, 2015
Nicepoker:
I just came bck. Na ur turn am not greedy u know
Lolz naso broda! luv urslf as u luv ur fellow nairalander..... #Howcute
Crime / Re: Photos: Nigerian Aviation College, Zaria. by Mbow(m): 8:18am On Nov 24, 2015
Udmaster:
All key Federal Establishment are built in the North with our Oil money.
U fit go carry dm na, if really na una oil money
Islam for Muslims / Re: The Importance Of Sadaqah In Islam by Mbow(m): 1:03pm On Nov 06, 2015
Humanbeing1st:
u all better repent ur ways, was it dat mohammed dat cant even saved himself from poison dat kill him will save u? even the the woman dat poison said he want to test mohammed maybe he is true prophet of God by seeing maybe mohammed we see d posion in d meat, but mohammed didnt knw dey were poison, even obatala or sango any other gods would have detect dat.
Kai!!! nawa 4 sum pple oo. I wonder whn illiterates (sumtin wey b say u no knw d precise issue) go de mind dia own business. carry pesin matta put 4 head as if any payment de, beta chng ur way. Go gt a life!

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Romance / Re: This South-African Lady Says All Nigerian Women Are Ugly by Mbow(m): 11:15am On Oct 22, 2015
mirabeldesmond:
i would have gladly done that if u were d only guy in d world but thank goodness u are not.
Hey stop that, you shouldn't be insulting eachother. I think you're above that stage. #OneLove
Romance / Re: This South-African Lady Says All Nigerian Women Are Ugly by Mbow(m): 11:07am On Oct 22, 2015
SeverusSnape:
Ugly sluttish girl, See her lips like nozzle.

"I hate Nigerians women."... RIP English.
Hhhhhhhhhhh omo! Ahswr u go schl joor. #IfeelU# U trace dt blunder wella #Thmbsup

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Celebrities / Re: See What Crazy Davido's Fans Did To Him (photo) by Mbow(m): 10:29am On Oct 18, 2015
Gofwane:
I trust my naija hustlers, one bad sharp guy go run go copy this tattoo come back say na him dey dat picture.

At the end of the day, more than 10 people go come, and the original guy no go get anything from davido
Omo bros u go school joor
Celebrities / Re: See What Crazy Davido's Fans Did To Him (photo) by Mbow(m): 10:27am On Oct 18, 2015
hayjay16:
Mtchewwww see his ugly looking belle
Naso u adore em' six pack abs reach?
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Tax Authorities Will Not Spare Linda Ikeji Next Year - Charles Novia by Mbow(m): 10:17am On Oct 18, 2015
Mehn me I no know why people just dey comment on dz lady's crib oo, abi na novice she be
Politics / Re: El-rufai To Critics : GO AND DIE If You're Not Happy Over My Appointees by Mbow(m): 10:14am On Oct 18, 2015
asha80:
you are an utter idiota...i have quoted you..cretin
why would you hate when love just costs less?
Politics / Re: If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by Mbow(m): 1:52pm On Mar 17, 2015
clevvermind:
na so o. We say no to buhari.
These two gentlemen I de feel una conversation! No insults nothing nothing, Cheer up dudes! #Peace
Politics / Re: I Won’t Stop Attacking Buhari, Says Fayose by Mbow(m): 10:34am On Feb 27, 2015
Why will u stop attacking GMB? When all the stuffs u said about him made u famous, Mhn I been no knw dz man oo na afta em carry GMB matter put for head na em I cme reason am and em post oooo. Azin sum pple ain't jst so important but their post or power made them look like they are.... #Peace
Politics / Re: We Will Shock APC In South West – PDP by Mbow(m): 4:58pm On Feb 25, 2015
[color=#000000][/color]If una shock APC then APC go shock Junky Jonah!

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